Diary Of a Pilipino

[flipmode10]

YOU ARE SUCH AH FAHHHB HUH? NOBODY SPEAKS TAGALOG HERE HUH? EBEREYBODY SPEAKS ENGLISH HERE HUH?

[jupiteramour]

Classic video

[kryptomanik]

JAY SEE BEE DEE!

[katrinski]

CLASSICC!!!!

[heyimdeezy]

you think you know how your fathers wifes sisters brothers uncle rolando jones. told your brothers roommates roommate, that he doesnt have any inklings of any ideas of my intentions toward the gentlemen to who i was talking! ...but you have no idea.

[JoshUnderUmbrellas]

I can't believe this doesn't have more views

[mitchllav12]

BUTTONS BABY! TWO BUTTONS! HOW MANY CHAIRS DO U SEE WITH BUTTONS HA HOW MANY CHAIRS? 1 DATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY... LOL

[xKilaxChanx]

It's been 5 years and this video is still funny. xDD

[011yhna]

hahahaha! ang galing! he reminds me of HappySlip !!! good job!

[skateandsurfinhawaii]

battons baby! two battons, how many chairs u know wid battons huh?! WON! dat all i hab to say.

[SoulfreshhPwns]

LOL HELLA TRAVEL

[PsboyX360]

Like if you literally lol'd from his funny accent! Filipinos <333

[ArchonMist]

"Put a little bit of e-ffort rather than putting a little bit of money."

[ArchonMist]

hahahaha... phew. nice accent durd.

[benbenjybenjaminpel]

YU ARR SAHTS A POB HAH! YOU ARE IN DA STETZ EBRY BUDY SPEAK ENGLIS HERE!!

[DagdagDDude]

" You think u know how ur mothers wifes sisters brothers uncle rlando jones, told ur brothers roomates roomate, that he doesnt have any englinds of any ideas of my intentions to wore the gentelmen of whom i was talking... but u have no idea!

[DagdagDDude]

DUDE! I LIVE IN MIRA MESA!! THATS WHERE THEY RECORDED MOST OF THERE VIDEOS!

[DagdagDDude]

WALA KANG GAME! HAHA Pinoy Pride

[FreshCoastMusic]

What up Flips, search "FiLiPinO x4" on YouTube. Filipino Pride!

[jayyySD]

real filipino's play basketball in Slippers HAHAHAHA

[lancelotray]

@jayyySD hahahaha tama..

[MayaRaimondo]

LOL!!! The clip title drew me to check it out. Just thought it was one of those serious/insightful blogs about being Filipino. I was so into my proud moments after watching a couple of awesome cultural vids prior to this. I certainly did NOT expect that I'd be in tears towards the end. hahaha!!!

This feels so wrong... but I'm still laughing. Props on the accent! That is NOT easy! ;)

[Flippinpinoy09]

"Wala ka game, wala ka game!!!"

- "You're such a FOB!" bahahahahahhahahaah

[isAznJecca1]

AAHH bring back terry maddox in a new video!!

this one is hilarious! :D

[PinoyKidX456]

Look Look Here BATTONS BABY TO BATTTONS!!! LOLZ AT 1:04

[Jdmlogics]

Bastos! Sounds Just like my mom sayin I take car of the cArobou hahaha

[karlitobangz]

LMFAO "EBRYBODY HERE SPEAK INGLIS!"

[darrylkm125]

WALAKANG GAME!

[dylanjsanluis]

haha you think you know but......ah I don't know wat da hell iss going on here why is it so dark?

[poohvomitsacid]

XD XD XD! TWO BUTTON BABY!!!! You think you know... but you forget.

[levlinks24]

dude..you are totally asian..such a complex remark man?.really?.chill!

[levlinks24]

yeah..you had a good relationship with him, i know the story. he told you he'd give you a free copy of his "we have never heard" album if you suck his dick.and you did.

[rockrkid101]

You think you know how your father's wife's sister's brother's Uncle Rolanda Jones, told your brother's roommate's roomate, that he doesn't have any inclines of any ideas of my intentions toward the gentleman to whom I was talking! ... But you have no idea..

[Samuraigirl]

lol! ang kulit!

[CreedofCharles]

katarantadohan toh hahahaha

[MrPapaBleHame]

bobo.. haha!!

[707king]

"See it's a reclining chair... but i mean, it's not your normal reclining chair. Luk, luk dere. Bahtons baby. TWO BAHTONS! HOW MANY CHERS DO YO KNOW WIT BAHOTONS HA? HOW MANY CHAIRS DO YOU KNOW WIT BAHTONS?! One. Dats all i hab to sey."

[arnelakawhitewash]

dude, what an exageration of the pinoy accent. love it. gotta lab those orientals.

[myiphonerocks3gS]

Funny! Haha! The fob tells the other fob he's a fob. Good one!

[tw0cold]

he reminds me of mychonny

[coolhalo333]

LMFAO! keep it up!

[Williammba]

This is the funniest video

[schmadedaz]

as you can see i have a pull size guitar..

[chust1n]

1:00 is that a Bop-It on the couch?

[PMsuperboy]

you're a filipino but you're exaggerating when it comes to accent haha!

[hotaru31335]

"HOLY CRAP MAN!" AHAHAHA! xD

[pinoy451]

u spelled filipino wrong

[mecheme123]

@pinoy451 no he didnt, thats how they say it.

[CrushedJustice]

@pinoy451 its fob accent...

[ervil2]

@Andersonnazri  fuck where ever country u come from

[filipinogurl0330]

".. mann all of these americans think that monwy grows on plants.. holy crap mann... money does not grow on plants....." hahaha thats soo funny

[krisalaniz]

isnt it...filipino?

[BIGdub30]

YOU ROCK MAN, LOVE IT!!! HAHAHA

[KidRevan]

LMFAOOOOO ! " HOHLEH CRRAHP MEN "

[leeflailmarch]

Pinoy na Pinoy! But were you guys exaggerating your accents? Or was that for real?

[Andersonnazri]

fuck philippine!

[leeflailmarch]

@Andersonnazri Try yelling that when you step on Philippine soil, man.

[KidRevan]

@Andersonnazri diick .

[raprap045]

@Andersonnazri Yeah try shouting it here in our country and it might be the end of your days. Fuck you, we Filipinos haven't done anything to you, why do you disrespect us huh? Fuck you. Die motherfucker.

[iwasborninahospital]

@Andersonnazri fuck you bitch! fuck your country too! you know what? i just did it with your fucking mama last night! and your sister! tell them to fucking shave their fucking pubic hair cuz my dick was to big to go in your family's pussy muthafucka!!! or maybe in did but the pussies got ripped bitch! your fucking poor uneducated bitch bastard! your dick is smaller than your mama titis even though your mama has none bitch muthafucka!

[Bloocl]

@Andersonnazri this fag fails at spelling too HAHAHA!! xD Philippines ftw dats fshoooo

[heatherxamaziin]

i remember watching this a couple years ago and i randomly thought about it today so i had to check if it was still here...it is hah

[DWAx1999]

@heatherxamaziin i know right lolz!

[0416911]

God Bless you po..

[swtlynn93]

Money does not grow in PLANTS?! HAHAHAH!

ohhh mann, I love being FILIPINO! hahaha.

[MattEnjoi]

Bahtons beby

[inaad100]

PUTANG INA NYO MGA VOVO

[miles101457]

F I L T H Y P I N O S!!!

[wiserdanyou]

very good man.

[WaSaBi929]

i forgot about this!!

[codygleek]

..this is such an exaggeration!! why are there lots of racist? can't you just respect us, the Filipinos?

[jelai2000]

@codygleek yea...that's why it's funny..,

[liljfm]

HOLY CRAP!

[SuperBlueSpark]

WOW COOL DUNK

[bajaosurfer]

Now good people the lesson for today is

when NOYNOY  puts out his hand and makes the shape of a letter L - it Stands for the first letter of the word that describes him LOSER! So do not vote the party of L -- because L stands for LOSER!

[JayUBeezy92]

"All I hab to do is put a little beet ob "E"fort, rather than putting a little beet ob money. And therree.. gud os new ehh?"

[KaylaKiana]

this is soo like my pap!

[beatmajinsephiroth]

2:24 - 2:45 HAHAHAHA

[ShawnHeEnjoi]

LMAO! XDDD

[TheKawaiiBaka]

BATTONS BABY! TWO BATTONS! My brother has that filipino accent xD

[nameselize]

"all i have to do, put a little bit of ee-ffort rather than putting a little bit of money" HAHAHAH! man, funniest video evers.

[ronilagan]

1:23 You're such a fob!

[mitchllav12]

AHHHH....... a typical filipino day

[watsupmofobro]

You know all of these americans think that money grows in plants, holy crap men. Let me tell you, I tilled da sugar fields, took care of the caribou, LOTS OF FARMING. holy crap men

[madoxtl]

you think you know how your paders wife's sister's brother's uncle rolando jones your broders roommate's roommate dat he doesnt hab any inklans of any ideas of my intentions toward the gentlemen to whom i was talking.....but you have no idea hahahahahahahahhahahaa

[iNiChundred]

hahahahaha, ebrybady spiks inglisssssssss here hahahahahahah !!!

[jhaden002]

holy crap men money does no grow in plants

[lovejamiex3]

Hey, is this in mira mesa ? [x , btw, I laughed beginning to end (=

[waterlilypear20]

he is not Pilipino...

[shadowplayer523]

lol

[loomamae]

Bwahahahahha!!!!! buttons baby!!! two buttons!!!! Oh see, good as new. Hole Krap man! Beri hard to make a libing here! Can't really stop laughing!!!!

[JamesVmusic]

You think you know, but.....you forgot!

[teeesah]

HAHAHAHA! money does not grow in plants!

[FilmsByIsabel]

TouchBlue or any other San Diego locals, was the basketball scene at 1:21 filmed off of Mira Mesa Blvd near the GenProbe building? I drove by it recently and just remembered this video.

[aintallthat]

money doesn't grow on plants??? how about money plants ??!?1 my nanay has one :S

[JJbozzokid]

2:45...You think you know...

[CEEtotheLINE]

I TAKE CARE OB DA SHOOGAR PIELDS, I TAKE CARE OB DA CARABOW! gahahhahaha

[steptomyhomegirl]

love the strap and dramatic close-up haha!!

[CombineProductions]

playing basketball in slippers :D hahaha

[JeLLo4Every1]

lol... i'm still trying to find out how the HELL they shot this thing without cracking up XD

[k3nnyinab0x]

MONEY DOES NOT GROW IN PLANTS

[SuperTIMid]

travell ahaha

[mixlcman]

flagdown.=)))))))))))) dayyymn.

[Yankeefan918]

I hv a chair with two buttons

[JJbozzokid]

2:23 - 2:45 HOLY CRAP

[jacaka619]

walang ka game lol!!

[hammichan96]

CARIBOU lol

[tideFILMS]

BUTTONS BABY TWO BUTTONS HAHA

[ItsNoelDur]

Buttons.

[dimsum411]

uncle rolando jones haha

[joshuamadZ]

2:09

[joshuamadZ]

1:20 to 1:42 LMAO!!!!

[7Elemental]

kinahihiya mu ata ang mga pilipino

pero nice vid

[pineappleheadvideos]

hilarious man. amazingly.

[sunnyxd123]

damn dis guy is hella FOB!

[ipodwheels]

Trying to hard to pull a Happyslip.

[julianthemastercheif]

what?!?! they r both filipino! filipinos act the same way! like me=)

[GEsignature]

I think they've been out longer than happyslip

[mubikey0]

He's from 2006 lol

[ipodwheels]

Oh, thanks for clarifying that. Stupid me. :) But then, this just makes the video racy. I guess some people find stereotyping people funny.

[dalesuhr]

wag ka mag post ng video if makakasira ito sa mga image ng mga pinoy!!! gago!

[mrsraiandre]

This is not so funny.

[waggy23]

corniest, most boring video ever. congrats!

[marlonsky2]

you fucking idiot.. nakakahiyang ka hinde ka namin kalahi...

[iLikehhchocomilk]

lol w00t! xD

[rocklee300000]

lol 2 buttons hahhahahah!

[bowtruckle]

this is hella funny man.

haha.Lol.

[ripmj2123]

lol street fighter

[CONSOLEGUY0]

hahaha his accent is bisaya using english

if u dont know bisaya accent is a lil weird..

for example they pronounce E as the sound of I

and O as U and mixed a little with an indian guy's accent

[nicelysoul]

You do know they are tagalog right? o.o

[mylesog]

You are so hilarious!!! Yup proudly Pinoy!

[omgwtfsushi]

Wala kang game!

[2351156]

PUTANG-INA KA! AGTO DIRI SA MINDANAO KAY LAMPARUHUN GYUD TAKA! TANG-INA KA!! ENGLISH-ENGLISH MURAG SI KINSA! PAKYU!

Translation:

I would want to see you here in Mindanao ^_^

[musicluva856]

He such a fob! He talks like one too!

[musicluva856]

Its Diary of a FILIPINO

LOL

No one here speaks Tagalog on English!

^_^

[jareebearr]

BUTTONS BABY! 2 BUTTONSS! HOW MANY CHAIRS YO USEE WITH BUTTONS HUH? lmfao,best part! hella fob

[dai19]

hella fob.. haha!!

[erikasapokemonmaster]

FILIPINO PRIDE <3

[yodashortlikeme]

americans think that money grows on plants man holy crap money does not grow in plants....

filipino pride!

[thepinays321]

when my friend showed me this 3 yrs ago i was crackin up and so was my nephew when we stayed up till 1!!! HOLY CRAP! why the hell is it so dark?!

[Kazekage213]

hahaah HOLY CRAPPPP MANNG

[awieemei]

haha. i Love the vid. holy crap. :P filipino pride baby. :)

[chrisdarok]

you think you know but this video is great

[pinoyboi2300]

WALA KANG GAME PARE!!! LMAOOO!

[dazzitboy]

dats a good one boy

[jmoisesreyes]

JCVD....

[saosinsaosin03]

kung sa english kahit barok salita ng pinoy..sa buong asia tyo ang pinka magaling.....

[RepublicadeFilipinas]

¡Un saludo! Desde el Canal de Filipinas en idioma español.

[13um13um]

LOL how many chairs u know have buttons. one

[23Lebron23bazooca]

Buttons baby buttons!

[XXChreaXX]

like it when you say 'you have no game!'!

[Emptyklipz187]

BUTTONS BABY

[theeMac78Games92]

loook at 2:24 its funny holy CRAP!

[chumpy209]

hahaha.ayus ahh..buti di ako ganyan..slight lang..hahah!

[prettyoddtj]

HAHA! This video never gets old

:D

[sherolls]

you are right...i have no idea.

hilarious though.

very funny.

[kistakol]

bisaya siguro mga magulang neto

kase yung gitar niya GETAR

tapos yung love sa kanya LAB

tapos BATON

certified nga siyang BISAYA

ang dami namang BISAKOL sa amerika

[05cpt05]

tangina laftrip solid. :)) kapal mo naman hindi naman talaga ganyan ung accent ng pilipino.

[iyadizzle]

its sad how the filipino accent is soo funnny

[rockerresident03]

lol astig to ang kulet ...

pinoy ba talaga o indian mix korean?parang gnun yung salita ih.. lol jk..astig

[dbzfan9292]

pinoy rules

[NintendoBoy360]

this is the funniest video ever!

[khaners]

im a filipino from the philippines for us filipino here your english is carabao! hahaha! joke peace!

[em8r]

hahahah wat was that last thing??

[GianneDaSamurai]

I totally love this, yep, thanks for making my day!!!

[GianneDaSamurai]

"All ob dese Americans tink dat money grows in plants." LOL

[itstheovacros]

hahaha funny as balls. i rate this a 5 out of 5

[lilshaipinay]

playin ball in tsinelas...... gotta love that! haha

[butterskutz]

astig! ang galing!!!! :))

[BaconShroomsCheese]

HAHAHA! OMG! you made my day :D

[skating1994]

zoo sink zoo know vut zoo porgot LUL

[alsantiago77]

they actually made and called jcvd

[gamehyphy]

1:45 - 1:49

What kind of moves are he naming? Those aren't SF moves!

[edwardiscool7]

LOLOL he said "Jacksoon" "FIIIIIST"

[gamehyphy]

I wouldn't be talking.

[FutureGohanZ]

your just jealous because we are asian

[FwapChuu]

lol @ the slipper part :D