The Kyle Touch

[MrManxandjamok1]

SONG?!?!

[Spreewaldtopf]

@MrManxandjamok1

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[vafadude]

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[joshuare5768]

0:06 How many arms are in this video?!

[joshuare5768]

Wait. How many arms are in this video?

[edgecutterman]

That face just says: "I've been waiting for this a long time".

[Blarghurface]

How 99% of obsessive fangirls begin yaoi relationships.

[Mekuruku]

sounds like bread

[brzoskwiniarz1]

Masters.

[soullesplain]

press 4 and u hear him say SWAG ;) like if u also have SWAG ;)

[erock6796]

@soullesplain Nope. its very apparent he is saying Rag. nothing more, nothing less. the word swag must die.

[shadowsmartyr]

@soullesplain He obviously says "rag" not "swag."

[iamnanosec]

@soullesplain

"like if u also have swag"?

jesus, you sound like an annoying girl from facebook.

[ReaperyU]

Enigma - Sadeness

[CTFRaven]

i pressed enter and it sent me here

[KimEricKreations2007]

I thought everyone wanted to be like the sadistic Sandusky! They don't?????

[AMVmakerAyu]

he has extra pair of arms?????

[movlegbook12]

I don't know why but the song at the end always makes me laugh.

[Serpette94]

So .. erm .. like ... WTF ?

[mrengine9]

What was that song?! lol



[thalesofthewell]

@mrengine9 enigma - silence. I think

[ESTDvideos]

@ESTDvideos HELLO

[Headsetphobias]

Wasting your time but not very much? Bullshit! It's freaking impossible to watch just one of these!

[IamTheJesusGuy]

hey how are you?

[IamTheJesusGuy]

@IamTheJesusGuy good thanks, you?

[IamTheJesusGuy]

@IamTheJesusGuy yes, what are you doin?

[IamTheJesusGuy]

@IamTheJesusGuy im just watching some 5sf videos

[IamTheJesusGuy]

@IamTheJesusGuy

[39maxpowers]

@IamTheJesusGuy You must be really bored talking to yourself like that!! :P

[IamTheJesusGuy]

@39maxpowers i used to be bored...

but then took an arrow to the knee

[Headsetphobias]

@IamTheJesusGuy No.

[KyleHultman]

My name is Kyle... why don't i have the touch?

[TheBonethrasher]

@KyleHultman You don't have an extra pair of arms, do you?

[katieannekay]

Song was by far the best part lol

[Murrison]

Hey Michael, can you hand me that RRRAAASSSHHHH?

[TravichRU]

Song? please

[ROFLthatsme]

i will never hear this song the same again

[jeremysart]

lol enigma song.

[carace777]

@carace777 I can do it too

[elfing100]

Press 7 repeatly..'ahh'

[Serpette94]

What the hell ?

[HockadayIX]

What song is that at the end lol?

[Shaidyn]

@HockadayIX Sadeness - Part i, by Enigma. One of my favourite songs of theirs.

[Bargadiel]

@HockadayIX

Hossana

[sqrlaway0]

related video: "Condom and safe sex"

[Shaidyn]

It doesn't matter how many times I watch this, I laugh.

[Godofwar555]

Lmfao, I couldn't do that with a straight face. Brian looked like he was about to break hahaha

[link010125]

I have a friend named Kyle.Should I be worried?

[dragonair907]

Kyle has four arms.

...

....

.........

[TheBechorath]

Little did Brian know, Kyle was a 4 armed alien with the ability to slow the passage of time and turn everything black and white.

[jpATempestWest]

@TheBechorath a sexy alien.

[vinieboy92]

@TheBechorath OR he is just goro from MK

[chase21592]

@TheBechorath And he is able to make guys gay and girls lesbians.........I might need him for my gf

[shadowcatkill69]

Nevermind. "Sadeness" by Enigma

[shadowcatkill69]

Hey, what's the music ?

[Ninisty]

WHAT THE FK? Does anyone else notice that second pair of arms?!

[582Thomas]

@Ninisty hence, "The Goro Touch"

[epiclepticgs]

Song name?

[Drydareelin]

@epiclepticgs Enigma - Sadenness part 1

[Lesbomarx]

Trust the Kyle Touch.

[NinjaBeatle]

"No....I shouldn't....."

"Your mouth says no but your eyes say YES OH BIG DADDY YES!!"

[FruityPebbles129]

I dont know why, but I wanted this to be longer o.o...

[MoonLiteHime]

Yeah thats not creepy....at alllll >.> *chills*

[MagicYio]

This is the most beautiful 5secondfilm ever.

[RainbowLicker1234]

Did he have.. four arms?

[goxdie000]

@RainbowLicker1234 I thought I was the only one noticing that!!!

[SmokeyMcadams]

i can watch this a hundred times and still laugh just as hard

[Piedook]

Not only was the video funny but the description made me lol

[dismemberednecromorf]

second set of arms?

[marinafob798]

so short, so funny

[Oceanmachine27]

"Sadeness" by Enigma. Perhaps THE ultimate 90's get-it-on-song.

[Dafoodmaster]

@Oceanmachine27 i have that on my phone :D all a 15year old could ask for...

[JesusStrikesBack1994]

@Oceanmachine27 haha i knew someone would eventually know what the song was!

[Dizel2000]

what song is that?

[RicardoReis94]

it just me or Kyle has 4 arms? O.O

[janeandmollyshow]

what is the song at the end of this video? it sounds so familiar

[MigasKiko]

@janeandmollyshow i belieave the band was called Enigma not sure tough...

[TheNotoriousMC2]

Uh guys, he doesn't have four arms at the end. Those are Bryan's arms.

[TheZombieOutOfHell]

@TheNotoriousMC2

You can't curve your arms so much like that, it's a second pair of arms.

[LuckeeLappe94]

@TheNotoriousMC2

If you would pay attention to the hands, the thumbs are on the top while palms are facing in, and that's impossible unless you were crossing your arms right in front of your chest, which isn't the case. Besides, the arms are spread too far apart to be his, in any type of crossing....

[Thiora]

where did that extra pair of hands come from? his nipples?

[Laxkorv]

It looks like he got 4 arms :P

[Zoshimo]

@Laxkorv He does.

[another505]

did you guys change the description??

[Wardudeftw]

0:06 onwards: osama......XD

[BruceWillisHasNoHair]

Am I the only one who noticed that the talller guy had 4 hands at the end?

[Zeemas]

where did those extra hands come from?

[burntoastvideos]

0:05 is it just me or does he have four hands?

[thepvpandpveguy]

nvm

[thepvpandpveguy]

whats the music called?

[forsophi253414]

damnit now i have to look for UDONTKNOWMEPEAPLE'S comment.



[olentattimies]

@forsophi253414

and ?

it takes about 5seconds

[DespicableDemon]

So no one is wondering that the second pair of hands aren't his? Ok...

[VirDiligo]

You're the monster from Cloverfield, aren't you? 

[Reebokanonymous]

What is that beautiful song?

[KoftBalsam]

@Reebokanonymous sadeness

[Serplanter]

@Reebokanonymous Enigma - Sadeness - Part i :)

[Reebokanonymous]

@Serplanter Holy crap thanks bro.

[Migs4000]

His nipples have hands!

[MrCristiner]

there's an extra set of arms

[legosolgefilms]

I'm starting to think that the makers of these videos are gay.

[ClockworksNight]

@legosolgefilms or...they're good actors, but that COULDN'T POSSIBLY be the case

[wfk200]

@oONeverSayNeverOo

CALLATE

LE

PINCHE

BOCA

[oONeversayNeverOo]

why is it that they're named "5 second films" but all their vids are 8 seconds?

[squeemu]

@oONeversayNeverOo They're not counting the intro and ending screens.

[zoso682]

@oONeversayNeverOo

SHUT

THE

FUCK

UP

[oONeversayNeverOo]

@zoso682

I

Can

Press

Enter

Too

[ULTRAHITLER]

@oONeversayNeverOo 3 second title screen, so the actual length of the film comes out to be 5 seconds.

[AssashunKnife]

did anyone notice that guy had 4 arms?

[NinjaKai]

@AssashunKnife I just saw that . . .

[UHaveJustBeenTrolled]

The Goro touch



[AedenOC]

Two are real, two are what he's imagining. Jeez, guys.

[Obsilion]

This is fake he can't have two pairs of hands.

[MitraXyde]

@Obsilion I really hope you're just pretending to be stupid.

[Obsilion]

@MitraXyde I am. ;)

[HornedWarMachine]

My name is Kyle, and I approve of this video.

[erikm12]

I heard this song at the store the other day and it made me grin like an idoit for the entrie trip

[MalKosova]

SONG NAME ?

[Melleina]

@MalKosova enigma - saddness part i

[frankendeed69]

4 ARMS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­H

[Supersexysceptile]

WTF :(

[MrLegendman3]

DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE 4 ARMS?

[Reillyriley91]

is this dubbed?

[Sorajosh]

Wait... 4 arms?

[godboy114]

Anybody noticed that he had 4 arms?

[shamadooee]

Why does the guy have 2 pairs of hands at 0:06? If you look at the frame you'll see that both pairs of hands have the thumbs on the same sides. :D

[Singularity18]

Seriously, I love and deeply respect what you guys do, but I wish you'd cite your damn music!

[Serplanter]

@Singularity18 Enigma - Sadeness - Part i 

[Singularity18]

Hey, thanks for the unexpected reply! Definitely adding that song to my grooveshark account and giving it a listen. :)

[Komoso]

He grew an extra pair of arms.

[continme]

Is He saying Osama? 00:07

[einarje]

@continme Hosanna

[continme]

HaHaHaHA xD

[91FroSt91]

Wooow niiiice kyle touch XDhahahaha

[666CoFfan666]

what's the name of the song when he touches him? :D

[Cessebabe]

@666CoFfan666 mea culpa by Enigma

[SparkServant]

@666CoFfan666 Actually it's Enigma - Sadeness part 1 (thanks to previous comments)

[aussiesparks]

smoothest semi flick ever

[M1R1M1A1Z1E]

24 people got the kyle touch

[KingRodriques]

too epic music :D

[LuminousUmbra]

kyle's gay

[xXKyledkXx]

wow i did not know i could do that!

[IsaactheImmortal]

I can see the other guy raising his arms DURR HURR

[CFlippa2]

@IsaactheImmortal his arms are broken then

[EvilTho]

The intro is to long.

[killerkid5000]

thank GOD my names kyle

[ismellafart]

There should be a sequel to conclude the awesomeness of Kyle's touch

[MegaDinosar]

omg 5second films are funny in three ways, one the title helps you understand the joke, 2 its just funny in general, and 3 the comments r fucking funny ass hell

[BearWindAppleyard]

@MegaDinosar + the description often is funny

[joaocorreiamedia]

What happened to 'Kyle'? He never showed up anymore in any of the newest videos. He's not working with you guys anymore? Thanks!

[Nukr666]

....I want that Song

[tiben36]

@Nukr666 i think its that song

Enigma - Sadeness - Part i

not sure tho

[GokuFan13]

@Nukr666

song:

Enigma - Sadeness

;)

[noface181]

Hey Brian, I sent this to my FFFAAAVVVOORRIIIITTEEESSS! *music starts to play

[mordsinnex]

Gez... What's the name of the song?! T_T

[GokuFan13]

@mordsinnex Enigma - Sadeness

[godlydeath57]

i think kyle

*puts on sunglasses*

need a HAND

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!­!!!!!!!!

[ajdaman64]

He actually has more than 4 arms...

[ddarkness1627]

I love that the song is by Enigma.

[EnigmaticUnseen]

The description makes the video epic.

[dualCranKy]

I wish my girlfriend had the "kyle blow"...

then she could blow up 2 baloons at the same time!

Awesome!

[Slamamaman]

Lololol

[redhawk797]

I think Kyle needs to work...

*puts on sunglass*

on his forearms.

YYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH­HH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fishgul69]

10 people never experienced the Kyle touch.

[tehjaxor]

BEST ONE I'VE SEEN ALL NIGHT :D

[TheNeverworld]

No idea what just happened but I'm laughing my ass off!

[MastaDRD]

...perfection...

[thisisjoshman]

Well, that explains why Kyle has those two bathtubs out back. I never did get that.

[rawrdinosaur11]

The look on his face appears to be "I've waited so long for this"

[gh2master101]

omg the look on the guys face is soooo funny