The Angry News - Traumatised worms in New Zealand

[keshalashay]

Forget the worms, I would fry them too.....NOT! LOL

[AngryAussie]

@keshalashay Maybe in a nice pasta sauce

[kalajel]

An "expert"? Really? Where the hell did he got his diploma, a box of Cracker Jack!?

[AngryAussie]

@kalajel I suspect so

[MKD247]

@kalajel

McDonalds drive-through. They also hand out a bachelor's in arts and a bachelor's in business.

[elasdickband027]

fuck i live in NZ and ive never come across one of those compost toilets.

[AngryAussie]

@elasdickband027 They're at every camp ground

[elasdickband027]

@AngryAussie obviosly not. ive been to heaps of camp grounds.

[omegatyrix]

the "expert" is... A FUCKING RETARD!!! who the hell cares about the mental state of worms? do they even have a mental state?

[AngryAussie]

@omegatyrix That's the big question

[xlr8r2010]

@omegatyrix Be careful...the worms will sue you for saying that ;)

[Aqualiteking]

LOL, us kiwi's are pretty weird.

[AngryAussie]

@Aqualiteking This one really is

[AngryAussie]

@USAdude30 It's pretty bizarre

[millerchance007]

i am kinda shocked that was not part of your TFU friday talks

[millerchance007]

I am going to ask the same question you did in the video....an "expert" got paid for his "research" that somehow suggested to him that worms would be traumatized by eating human excrement? ummmm were these worms just sobbing uncontrollably?

[AngryAussie]

@millerchance007 The insanity involved is stagerring

[1sunbear]

In reality, those worms are the luckiest worms in the world!! I feed my dog's waste to my Earth worms, and they're drawn to it like a moth to a flame!!!

To quote Rex Hunt: "Ex" is an unknown quantity and a "spurt" is a drip under pressure.

[AngryAussie]

@1sunbear This was one of the lamest experts ever

[robs1396]

your old intro reminds me of the digimon intro. well when it was good and had renamon anyways :)

[AngryAussie]

@robs1396 I'll take your word for that

[GamerRaid]

That guy probibly has about as much expertese (probibly spelled that wrong) as a frigin labotamized (that too) monkey!

[AngryAussie]

@GamerRaid It's a pretty tragic use of "expert"

[zackinsanity]

You should check out FadedHolySoldier, he rants and gets pissed about things like you. He doesn't scream as much, but he gets angered. You're still better than him.

[AngryAussie]

@zackinsanity There's room for plenty of ranters :)

[zoidberg4eva]

basically what the 'expert' said is: "WORMS HAVE FEELINGS TOO!!" do you think this supposed 'expert' was a fucking 8 year old?

[AngryAussie]

It's a fair assumption

[Aqualiteking]

@zoidberg4eva No, It's a Peta Member.

[iluvtayla]

@zoidberg4eva probably closer to 5

[Tyco200]

@zoidberg4eva BAT SEW DOZ TEH CUPCAKE MAN!!!! Q_Q ... LMFAO.

[Acrazyvideomakingguy]

You looked upset at about 2:00

[AngryAussie]

It's the poor worms

[SpearWieldingOctopus]

Maybe traumatised is New Zealandish for" Very stinky"

[AngryAussie]

Possibly

[babybinladen123]

can worms even b Traumatised

[AngryAussie]

No they can't

[vickiormindyb]

Expert at what?! He didn't even know a worm's main function in life is to break down things like poo.

[AngryAussie]

It did seem like a lame "expert"

[vickiormindyb]

New Zealand is 18 hours ahead of my time zone. It's 4 hours time difference from Melbourne to New Zealand.

Do you remember there being a shark attack in New Zealand, in which a man lost his arm? There was a Rescue 911 segment about it.

There was also one about a truck that exploded after hitting a car, and the truck was carrying tons of gasoline.

An 11 or 12-yr. old girl was trapped under it, but they saved her.

These incidents happened in the late 80's.

[AngryAussie]

Probably the last time anything exciting happened in NZ ;)

[LyzaraKitsune]

Do the worms LOOK traumatized? Seriously, I think this guy just had to find something stupid to complain about because all the animals who we actually know to be social, intelligent, and living in dreadful conditions already have about a thousand whining/fighting/complaining about their welfare. Which, honestly, I'm one of those people who hate how a lot of livestock and poultry are treated...

[AngryAussie]

Maybe they cried

[bztntroker]

worms+poo=happy worms

[AngryAussie]

I would think so

[CanaanSGl]

your hair is boss

i bet peta had something to do with this

worms+poo=happy worms

[AngryAussie]

I bet PETA would be all over this

[Dudemeister28]

Wow..thats friggin awesome lol

[AngryAussie]

Science is wonderful.

[nebonit]

how do you know there not traumatised i mean looken at somones ass would do that to me

[AngryAussie]

Not even on the list of the top 100 million most important things in the world.

[Sirpain1]

dear lord i should have taken a look at the comments before i looked up the phrase "Dirty Sanchez"

[AngryAussie]

You were better off not knowing.

[AngryAussie]

Look it up. No, wait , don't. Too late, you've probably done it.

[Happyjojo22]

I wish i could of gone to that gathering and actually kicked some sense into that mofo

[AngryAussie]

He needed it

[dray3000]

nz is awsome i live there

[AngryAussie]

I had a great holiday there

[deathreverent93]

u should be an expert on anger and ripping on stupid people

[AngryAussie]

I am a world renowned expert.

[pbrskater26]

ha ha ha, thats the strangest thing I have ever heard.

[AngryAussie]

I thought it was pretty strange.

[EggNogges]

Ahhh...New Zealand for you =p

[AngryAussie]

mmmm, weird

[KiwiAussieGuy]

that's one of the most ridiculious things i've heard about my country.

[AngryAussie]

It was a weird one

[darkblood626]

:O LOL

[Zieda12]

The Angry News

... because everyone else is lying to you

[vapo27]

dont worry I will fix this expert for ya lol.

[AngryAussie]

Someone needs to!

[AngryAussie]

That's what I thought.

[Panman38]

This is typically the way the New Zealand media reports things, they always have to find a dissenting viewpoint on every issue regardless of how trivial it is.

[AngryAussie]

These story was pretty damn weird

[frankis94]

omfg!!! firstly worms wouldnt hav the capacity to be traumatised and secondly, wtf i wrong with u, if u got an unlimited amout of steak, ice cream, burgers and all that, i wouldnt be traumatised... wtf an expers said this??

[AngryAussie]

A bit of an idiot I reckon.

[WolfDOuka]

XD Traumatized worms XD

[AngryAussie]

Yes, it's sad.

[WolfDOuka]

That sounds sooo funny XD and strange o.O;

[Wowjan]

This person makes a living by worrying about the mental state of worms! I mean... RROOOOOOOAAARRRRRR!

:D

[AngryAussie]

yeah, what a winner

[121Swaleskid]

new zealands beautiful :)

[AngryAussie]

It certainly is!

[pinktiger3]

what the fuck if a fucking worm gets traumatized from shit, who really gives a fuck, its a god damn worm

[AngryAussie]

My point exactly.

[Tanru2000]

You talk about composting toilets and then 'dirty sanchez' - I hope that wasn't intentional! LOL! ;)

[AngryAussie]

It was fairly deliberate

[shockursock]

worms have feelings to...

[AngryAussie]

Apparently so

[Lavenderrose73]

... doggone it. I should have read that article BEFORE I posted my comment, I would have had more to say! Ok first off, I would think the ideal environment for earthworms was dirt or soil. I didn't expect to hear that those things thrive in our... I'd think it would be toxic to them, or at least too much of it (but this matter is still hilarious!), but hey! It apparently works for them and everyone's happy. Except those overly concerned about worms' psych. well being. lol

[AngryAussie]

This is one of the more bizarre stories I've heard

[Lavenderrose73]

Doesn't surprise me. However, in today's society, we shall be surprised at NOTHING!

[Lavenderrose73]

X D ! You've got to be kidding. And your usual hilarious reaction to it... oh my gosh! I might go there one day just so I have something to laugh at! (man I hope Andy never sees this comment, he makes my coffee!)

... and you're right! This IS a lot funnier than the rubix cube video.

[xtacy93]

YES, them being paid is what fucking wanks my brain!

[AngryAussie]

Yeah, it's a terrifying thought.

[xtacy93]

It is, our so called experts are cashing in from stupid bullshit like that. My little brothers have a shit load of intelligence compared to these wankers.

[juplm4000]

i like the angry news

[AngryAussie]

So do I

[juplm4000]

well, you made it

[Dzillaa]

So-called 'experts' get on my nerves. I remember when a Bottlenose Whale swam up the river Thames into inner city london. EVERYONE became an expert on Marine wildlife, and turned up on the TV. One guy actually

said "Its might try to swim further up-river, to get water through its gills." ITS A FUCKING MAMMAL! Not only that, but any animal with any sense, would swim down-river, away from the horrible, poluted waters of the Thames!

[AngryAussie]

Nobody quite as stupid as a self-proclaimed expert.

[ImaMacFan]

Traumatised worms, in poo you say..LOL

[AngryAussie]

That's what they say.

[Supersonny7]

well, just like politicians, how do u know when an "EXPERT" is full of shit?! their lips move!

[AngryAussie]

You got it!

[esotericfilms]

lol dirtysanchez

[AngryAussie]

Dirty Sanchez is always a LOL

[darthslain]

yet more proof of the infinate capacity of stupidity that is humanity

[AngryAussie]

Yes, there are no limits.

[Jatre]

Aren't all experts like that? Overpaid, and utterly stupid. Or just pretending to, to make more money. Bastards.

[AngryAussie]

It's a worry.

[randomcomicguy69]

you started squeaking near the end. it was kind of funny.

[AngryAussie]

That happens sometimes.

[NZJackie]

Awesomeness all round, mate!

NZJ

[AngryAussie]

Thanks :)

[ScarlettKitsune]

They eat dirt... Why would they be traumatised by excrement. -_-;

Some 'experts' are thick as shit.

[AngryAussie]

This person was an idiot.

[glitzymiracles]

Omg lol nice topic xD

[AngryAussie]

I liked it :)

[UrbanPaddy]

HAHA at the dirty sanchez remark :P

[AngryAussie]

There's always time for a dirty sanchez.

[TheYolk]

Wahaa this is so funny:D

I resognised your hairdo in a second, its hot: D

[AngryAussie]

My hair gets pretty wayward.

[txbadgirl1]

Where do u find this stuff at?

Man, your blood pressure must be pretty low cause you manage to get ALL your anger out, keeping nothing inside. We should all be so very lucky!!!

[AngryAussie]

it's great therapy

[jonaspv]

Poor worms, Mr. Angry gives them no love.

[AngryAussie]

I'll give them love, I'll feed them the idiot who did this study.

[Wormdei]

The worms shall inherit the Earth, feasting on the corpses of "experts".

[AngryAussie]

With any luck.

[XtremeAussie]

lol well worms are an important factor in soil airation and furthermore....wait where the fuck am i goin with this ur right lets go give him some smackdown

[AngryAussie]

I reckon!

[fordorama1]

ha ha, what a dumb ass, who cares about the worms, i sure as hell don't.

[AngryAussie]

Yes, it was pretty bloody weird.

[evilbrainproductions]

hair and beard looking good my friend

[AngryAussie]

I dyed them just before making this :)

[evilbrainproductions]

Its good to experiment with diff shaped beards :>

at the moment i've got a tiny beard, lke an eyebrow on my chin, i call it a chin brow

[tawera24]

Stop giving bullshit info on bullshit stories about NZ....Hell your boring

[AngryAussie]

Get a life fucktard.

[tawera24]

Ooooh!!! hahaha thats right u got short mans syndrome or was that little man's....

[AngryAussie]

The rest of NZ would like you to stop embarrassing them by association. It's almost terrifying the degree to which you make no sense.

[tawera24]

Ok DUMB ASS...stop your bullcrap..cause us NZders think your a embarrassment to whatever you claim yourself to be.....Cause you don't look Aborigine to me...and they are real true blue Aussies you fuck wit.....

[AngryAussie]

There is no "us" you pathetic fucking freak. You're an absurd embarrassment.

[KN0MADD]

Haha I love your enthusiasm dude,keep it real.

[AngryAussie]

I got lots of real enthusiasm :)

[Martyrmaul]

Who would've thought that Worms eat dead foliage and the excrement of animals?

Geeze.

[AngryAussie]

No this therapist apparently.

[xenafan15]

I've always wanted to go to New Zealand lol

[AngryAussie]

it's worth it!

[OutlineStudio]

Wahhhaha ha ha haaaaa :D:D Quiet a news :)

[AngryAussie]

it sure was

[xxKOOLLKATGIRLxx]

uhh ok then worms eatin crap... no comment what so ever

[AngryAussie]

I think they like it :)

[Effyness]

Well, I think the "expert" might have been worried that the worms would refuse to eat human crap because of the fact that they might feel used. Which is what makes the most sense considering how frikin' stupid the "expert" himself is.

[AngryAussie]

It's a sign of a pretty messed up individual.

[Yewro2000]

well if you consider all the crap (AKA: Chemicals) that we eat

[AngryAussie]

I didn't get the impression the "expert" was worried about chemicals.

[b00b00bs]

Don't let your head explode there, dear.

I'm going to napalm wherever he got his so-called "education" so they can't ruin any more minds.

[AngryAussie]

Yeah, every now and then it does feel like my head might explode.

[Veelasiren]

Experts all over the world desbretly need to be kicked repeataly in the ass!

Physics: L. Mahadevan & E. Villablanca, for their research on how sheets become wrinkled

Linguistics: Juan Manuel Toro, Josep B. Trobalon & Nuria Sebastian-Galles, for proving that rats sometimes can't tell the diff. between someone speaking Japanese backward or Dutch backwards

Chemistry: Mayu Yamamoto, who found a way to extract vanilla flavoring & scent from cow dung

OMFG I am NOT making those up X(

[AngryAussie]

They all sound like igNobel prize winners.

[Veelasiren]

They are! that's how I came across them

[goliathm]

WHAT THE FUCK!

[Veelasiren]

That's what I said!

[HOP4formaldahyde]

This is an important issue!

Well done!

"The Hop"

[AngryAussie]

It's one of the most important issues of the new millennium.

[bezzasnix]

LMFAO!

"This person apparently makes a living worrying about the mental state of WORMS!"

[AngryAussie]

Yeah, WTF is going on in this world?

[bezzasnix]

LOL, sounds like a cushy job to me. How do I apply for stuff like that? :P A bio degree so I'm an 'expert' and then try to get people riled up about the feelings of BUGS?

[KirbyKey]

I would like to go, but not enough money.

Who cares if worms are being traumitized? Honestly! Nice info.

[AngryAussie]

The worms was one of the strangest stories I'd heard for a while.

[unique7117]

u are really running out of things to talk about. PFFt.

[AngryAussie]

You can always go elsewhere.

[bezzasnix]

Then fuck off elsewhere? Optional viewing.....

[bezzasnix]

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u are really running out of things to talk about. PFFt.

[AngryAussie]

Just another complete loser desperate for attention - nothing to worry about.

[unique7117]

how did you know :D

[AngryAussie]

it's blindingly fucking obvious

[unique7117]

swearing is a filthy habbit.