I can't wait for the class action when someone finally sues for injuries received from BLOODY STUPID PACKAGING. The last time I unpacked anything electronic without cutting myself was 2007.
I love this show! It's so often "it's funny because it's true!" I feel for you Larry David. Even regular scissors aren't good enough for some of those plastic packages, I use big heavy duty kitchen scissors made for cutting up meat and kimchi.
In Indonesia it's worse. Every fucken thing is taped shut, using cheap tape. It's infuriating trying to find a little end piece and then having it break all the time.
owch good fight marble counter.... if I scratched my marble and granity countertops I'd kill myself because i know when my parents foind out theyd do worse
I LMAO every time I watch this clip; its funny that in LD's world of Curb, one of his funniest arguments isn't with another person, but rather with inanimate vacuum packaging....
The worst thing about those bloody packages is that the more you cut into them, and the closer you are to liberating the product, the deadlier the sharp points of plastic get. In the end, you slice your hands to pieces.
ooh man this happens to me all the fuckin time its ridiculous you go out and buy something then you get home and have to undertake a big mission to try and open it!
It gets almost scary when hes stabbing the knife wildly only inches from his other hand, then he misses the package and sparks fly from the counter. That shit was pretty dangerous considering its just a show. Love the Larry.
I swear these fuckers have single handedly raised my blood pressure to John Candy levels. Whoever came up with them needs to be systematically dismembered and forced to watch an entire Dane Cook comedy tour.
The most I have laughed to any bit of CYB. I swear I did the exact same thing the first time I encountered this type of packaging - I can even remember it was - Sennheiser headphones.
Does anyone know what season/episode it is that Larry says his quote about "only two kinds of people wear sunglasses indoors, the blind and assholes"? I have been look'n every where to find out what episode that is from.
I think that's from the pilot/HBO special one hour mockumentary thing with the stand-up in it. So either episode 1 or the episode before 1 if you see what I mean.
Calling the vacuum package a 'cocksucker' out of frustration is classic and soo true. Hilarious scene. I hate vacuum packaging. You would think it's containing top CIA secrets.
@ZidaneBaggio99 funny thing is , every movie ive seen , "top secret" documents are only a manilla folder with the words "top secret" stamped in red on them , thats the only thing stopping someone from opening them . funny how they sell gps' in packing that only the most skilled of skilled can open :D LOL
As Splitknot sang: "The Blister pack exists"
cordia96 3 weeks ago
One of the most brilliant scenes in the history of tv
1TheBusyBody94 1 month ago
That's a good kitchen table ruined.. just for a TV show. *Sigh*
PorroFirst 1 month ago
the box is saying "Problem?"
runehq521 1 month ago
God... So true.
Tidermans 1 month ago
These package designers must laugh their asses off knowing how much their packages piss people off
pencon61 2 months ago 2
@pencon61 not really. seems like only 8 people still haven't figured out how to open those packages.
leredsock 1 month ago
@leredsock 8 people have no sense of humour
pencon61 1 month ago
@pencon61 lol
leredsock 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
To quote the immortal Forrest Gump: "Stupid is as stupid does sir."
abbyguy 2 months ago
i do this all the time hahaha
Sully0020 2 months ago
i always watch this show while im baked. When he started screaming, i just lost it.
thepantstent 3 months ago
He keeps his screwdrivers in the same drawer as his butter knives?
bwc3821 3 months ago 2
Poultry Shears.
DrAlexJCagleMD 4 months ago
0:56 is so hilarious, look at his face LOL the background tune is awesome.
mlolacal 4 months ago
0:56 is so hilirious, look at his face LOL the backgroung tune is awsome.
mlolacal 4 months ago
this is so funny !!!
musicccc00 4 months ago
That scene looks like it was a tad dangerous to shoot...
TiagoTiagoT 4 months ago 7
@TiagoTiagoT i just waiting for him to cut off his finger
eazyjim 4 months ago 4
Awesome. When he starts screaming I lost my shit!
darkknight07100 4 months ago
KEEP PRESSING 6
hungoverontues 4 months ago 3
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hungoverontues 4 months ago
Close your eyes and it's an angry orgasm.
RD2006 4 months ago
AAAGHHH!! RUHGGHHH UAAGHHHH
lofloic89 4 months ago
I feel is pain
bahamuthze 5 months ago
I can't wait for the class action when someone finally sues for injuries received from BLOODY STUPID PACKAGING. The last time I unpacked anything electronic without cutting myself was 2007.
I got someone else to open it.
jemtoad 5 months ago 5
Pay attention youtubers, this is how you do an unboxing video.
vibins360 5 months ago 13
scissor?
Friendon3 5 months ago
First World Problems
MatthewMershon 5 months ago
Clam packaging is the motherfucking worst. I feel ya pain LD!!!
mrbrockpeters 5 months ago
If you want a easy open pack buy fucking tomatos !
sexoja23 5 months ago
White people.
OhNoPaypal 6 months ago
"Cocksucker...fuck!"
Robloomesable 6 months ago
I think he broke that GPS...
nitroxide2011 6 months ago
1:29 fireworks :)
housedemon 6 months ago
Larry David is a hero to society. He only points out the little annoyances in life.
pandersonnike 6 months ago 5
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Carcogenic 6 months ago
This shit has happened to me so often...
wblstudios 6 months ago
There's a name for this phenomenon...apparently, it's referred to as WRAP RAGE, also called package rage lol. Wikipedia has a page on it!
jacqueline716 7 months ago 4
this is so good...
MrItamar18 7 months ago
watching this just reminds us that we can be hella primitive about that shit
HeadbangingGlory 7 months ago
EVERY.FUCKIN'.TIME. Sometimes not even scissors work.
jennifernyts7 7 months ago
I love this show! It's so often "it's funny because it's true!" I feel for you Larry David. Even regular scissors aren't good enough for some of those plastic packages, I use big heavy duty kitchen scissors made for cutting up meat and kimchi.
oratorman 8 months ago
this isn't so much comedy as it's stone cold reality
gc3k 8 months ago 6
In Indonesia it's worse. Every fucken thing is taped shut, using cheap tape. It's infuriating trying to find a little end piece and then having it break all the time.
dander337 8 months ago
1:11 LARRY SMASH!!!
starvetodeath123 8 months ago
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starvetodeath123 8 months ago
What a noob.!
drPandorable 8 months ago
3 people are from the company that packaged that product
MDisindahouse2 8 months ago 4
THIS, things like this are why this is one of the funniest shows of all time.
SidNightWalker 8 months ago 4
1:25 gets me, every single time!
PatrickP17 9 months ago
Thumbs up if you've done the same thing trying to open a package.
melamonastic 9 months ago 7
@melamonastic Every time LMAO!!
YouxArexAllxLame 8 months ago
This alway makes me crack up
LegendofNintendo17 9 months ago
he almost stabs his own fucking hand
SAOTUBE 9 months ago 4
This is actually called Larry David vs. Vacuum Packing :P
tjbayliss 10 months ago
I hereby bestow upon you the title Legend ...
docoftheworld 10 months ago
Scissors.
BreezyInfernoNinja 10 months ago 48
@BreezyInfernoNinja now would the scissors and the wrapping paper and tape be at the same store?
Bonzotriplets1 7 months ago
owch good fight marble counter.... if I scratched my marble and granity countertops I'd kill myself because i know when my parents foind out theyd do worse
Danny7930 10 months ago
use a small lighter
heat edges slowly and carefully
open up
done in less than 2 min
hmzLOL 10 months ago
yea this was certainly a highlight of the season for me.
so well placed too, no dialogue before this scene, and they play that hilarious tuba (might be bassoon) theme music in the back.
dear LD, you're brilliant.
linesoflatitude 10 months ago
I LMAO every time I watch this clip; its funny that in LD's world of Curb, one of his funniest arguments isn't with another person, but rather with inanimate vacuum packaging....
bigdavemojo 10 months ago
The worst thing about those bloody packages is that the more you cut into them, and the closer you are to liberating the product, the deadlier the sharp points of plastic get. In the end, you slice your hands to pieces.
PurushaDesa 11 months ago 9
there isn't really any vacuum here. that's something else.
guguigugu 11 months ago
I love wen he drops a grunting "cocksucker"
Pkostop82 1 year ago
1:27 knife has sparks!
cwongtech 1 year ago
This guy is my idol
pennclick 1 year ago
Awesome! (It's not vacuum packaging though, just annoying plastic. Vacuum means "no air" and is used for preserving meat etc.)
But wtf - Larry D. is brilliant!!!
TheMeyerand 1 year ago
I once bought a clamshell package opener. I don't know whether it works or not, because it's sealed in a clamshell package.
NecroZombieT38 1 year ago 7
all packaging "engineers" (foreign and domestic) should be taken out and shot at sunrise by a firing squad of drunk Mexican federal police!!
larrymstevens 1 year ago
I spent ten minutes trying to break into a tube of lipsalve today. why you need to wrap lipsalve up in the first place, I have no idea!
firestartertwistedfi 1 year ago
1:29 spark comes out from the knife!
imaginator 1 year ago 73
@imaginator Yeah tnaks for pointing that out to me, i totally wouldnt have realised otherwise.
Xen1aserman 7 months ago
Holy shit SPARKS fly off the counter! Was so damn nervous watching him with that knife. Hilarious though. :)
WiiFolderJosh 1 year ago
i bought a pack of dvd blank discs once...impossible to open these days
MrBlueBerry4201 1 year ago
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bodstrom 1 year ago
Why doesn't he just use scissors?
gtavicer8 1 year ago
wow, just use a razor blade, feels good man.
PanJawelDrugi 1 year ago
Lmao
gambart2002 1 year ago
bRILLIANT
SandrineSoprano 1 year ago
He got angry so quickly. I'd be afraid to leave a toddler with this man.
skippiperke20000 1 year ago
He was using the wrong end of the knife at 1:40
girrrrrrr2 1 year ago
it's like opening up a barbie doll
nikkotg78 1 year ago
LOL at 1:29 he hits the the table, SPARKKKK
zinnerNL 1 year ago
ooh man this happens to me all the fuckin time its ridiculous you go out and buy something then you get home and have to undertake a big mission to try and open it!
brynjones11 1 year ago
It's like Christmas morning in my house!
MsSoliloquy 1 year ago
i have found myself doing this a lot :)
seethroughskin 1 year ago
0:56 LMAO!!!
janopiano4life 1 year ago
hahaha, look at the spark! love larry david and curb!
iliaelliot 1 year ago
Oh my god he was coming so close to freaking stabbing his hand, lmao was he really going crazy or something?
Nerevar1990 1 year ago 3
Its so true.
habo 1 year ago
it must be nice to be so rich you can afford to destroy a present in frustration... 0_0
mrdanielsir 1 year ago
This is funny. I can certainly relate to his frustration. That UHMW plastic packaging.can be really annoying.
macsm 1 year ago
I really don't understand how 2 people can not like this?
Zepfreak90 1 year ago
i can totally relate...
eekman87 1 year ago 3
Sparks fly at 1:29.
Room0468 1 year ago
This should be retitled to "Anyone vs. Vacuum Packaging," whoever invited shit that is the pure evil.
AlbertoAntonio6 1 year ago
LOL I so recognize this. I've been there done that as well. I HATE those packages.
softan 1 year ago 2
This is NOT vacuum Packaging, it is called a Blister Pack or Rigid Clamshell Packaging. There is NO vacuum used in the actual packaging.
msnethenks 1 year ago
Love the ogre growl at 1:35.
MDR5288 1 year ago
thats not acume packaging
longfootbuddy 1 year ago
when he started to shout and stab, i was in tears of laughter.. you the man LD.
LumixGoals 1 year ago
Yes I have always wanted to do that! Go Larry :)
tattooedgashia 1 year ago
Anyone else see the scissors in the drawer? [ 0:45 ]
uncachable 1 year ago
I love when that music at 24 seconds always starts in the shows because it means something funny/frustrating is about to happen to larry! =))
sexualgoth10 1 year ago
this one really has me rolling on the floor laughing everytime I see it.....lol
I kinda broke an earphone set because I wasnt able to fix it....I lost it, and then totally broke the gd thing lol
saskiapanter 1 year ago
He almost cut into his hands with the knife man.
CmoreBuhts 1 year ago
That was me when i tried to open my new webcams package i was screaming
KeySour 1 year ago
i remember when i saw this for the first time. i was literally crying from laughter...this shit is so true and its happened to me LOL
rx7fd9782 1 year ago 3
Did you see the sparks fly at 1:29? THAT'S frustration!
RageFire12 1 year ago 2
Toothbrushes are the worst, I have injured myself on the plastic trying to bust into those.
pennydesouza 1 year ago
God Larry did you have to use the most confusing DVD cases for your first 5 seasons? Broke 2 before finally figuring out what to do.
21DieselBoy21 1 year ago
this , is by far , the funniest thing i have seen LD do..... love for LD !
eeskot 1 year ago
lol everyone goes though this once in a while
ptomczak16 1 year ago
haha look how hard he hits the counter at 1:28
utvolfan2012 1 year ago
FACE 1:38 CLOASSIC
tybireus 1 year ago
the one guy who didn't like this video is probably the guy who invented vacuum packaging.
lunaspite 1 year ago 2
This wouldn't even require acting. I could easily get myself into a rage trying to open this shit.
Even if you use scissors they fucking get stuck when you're trying to cut it.
Muffinfordinner 1 year ago
like trying to get as fat chick out of a tight dress
sweetjimmyhotpants 1 year ago
I love LD.. he's the guy I always wanted to be... lol.
1000lobster 1 year ago
It gets almost scary when hes stabbing the knife wildly only inches from his other hand, then he misses the package and sparks fly from the counter. That shit was pretty dangerous considering its just a show. Love the Larry.
job2k6 1 year ago 5
Says satellite navigation on the package. Its definitely his gps.
job2k6 1 year ago
Love Larry!!! Curb one of the best shows ever!!!!
thesearemy2cats 1 year ago
The kitchen blade part could have turned bloody.
LalalandHEY 1 year ago
I swear these fuckers have single handedly raised my blood pressure to John Candy levels. Whoever came up with them needs to be systematically dismembered and forced to watch an entire Dane Cook comedy tour.
kikomiko1 1 year ago
sparks flying!
ksw33n3y 1 year ago
The most I have laughed to any bit of CYB. I swear I did the exact same thing the first time I encountered this type of packaging - I can even remember it was - Sennheiser headphones.
stu484 1 year ago
Larry is awesome!!
karinamayai 1 year ago
I know how he feels! :-D
richard20bris 1 year ago
This is why I keep wire cutters in my kitchen. They cut through that plastic packaging easily. Wire cutters, wire cutters.
kirbyspit 1 year ago
The end of this episode is hilarious
thedudeinthemoon 1 year ago
I actually have a solution for that; use a can opener. ;)
jabajabamaster 1 year ago
wow that spark looked dangerous
dontleademsomuch 1 year ago
@dontleademsomuch That was actually pretty neat! ;)
jabajabamaster 1 year ago
Does anyone know what season/episode it is that Larry says his quote about "only two kinds of people wear sunglasses indoors, the blind and assholes"? I have been look'n every where to find out what episode that is from.
Safecu1 1 year ago
I think that's from the pilot/HBO special one hour mockumentary thing with the stand-up in it. So either episode 1 or the episode before 1 if you see what I mean.
dylantisdell 1 year ago
That is from the very first episode of Curb. It isn't apart of any particular season, it was the one hour special before the show was ever on the air
cmw198302 1 year ago
@Safecu1
Its not from the first season, and its not from an unaired pilot. Its from like season 7 I think.
Alright. I just checked.. Episode 2 - Season 7
houseguy567 1 year ago 2
have you guys read about the numbers who go to the hospital due to those plastic clamshell packaging?
jimbolic0809 1 year ago
man that spark is mental
Rob3615 2 years ago
lol @ 0:36
kick3rzzz 2 years ago
ooooh looks like he stabbed the counter, hope it was a set.
Ratama 2 years ago 27
Not really man... I saw the spark... he blatently scratched the counter in that awesome kitchen!
But then again, he threw a tomtom onto the floor, so I think he has the money not to care.
tjbayliss 2 years ago
@Ratama Oh yeah, you could see the sparks fly.
sw0rd0fadvers1ty 1 year ago
@Ratama And it sparked if I saw correctly.
wingzero540 1 year ago
@Ratama He polished it down afterwards with $100 bills.
Letspreach 9 months ago
vacuum packaging - WIN!
adlufc1141 2 years ago
'Nav system' - @ 10:13 in the episode.
ifurn0 2 years ago
I swear he says it's a GPS later in the show.
ifurn0 2 years ago
Yea he does. That's what it is?
chrisrowe 2 years ago
Yep, the item. Not the style of packaging though. I nearly confused myself then lol.
ifurn0 2 years ago 2
lol, don't really know what you mean but it's funny none the less :)
chrisrowe 2 years ago
I lost it when I saw the sparks from the knife hitting the counter. Larry, there was a perfectly good pair of scissors in the drawer...
CoffeeSmack 2 years ago 3
Calling the vacuum package a 'cocksucker' out of frustration is classic and soo true. Hilarious scene. I hate vacuum packaging. You would think it's containing top CIA secrets.
ZidaneBaggio99 2 years ago 29
That is so true.
littlemissy54 2 years ago
@ZidaneBaggio99 funny thing is , every movie ive seen , "top secret" documents are only a manilla folder with the words "top secret" stamped in red on them , thats the only thing stopping someone from opening them . funny how they sell gps' in packing that only the most skilled of skilled can open :D LOL
eeskot 1 year ago
HAHA - the new series is SO goood!
ActionMirror 2 years ago 3
vacuum packaging FTW!
This scene is hilarious
flameboy3310 2 years ago
aaahahahah
rapperzondernaam 2 years ago
Larry David == King.
nfourtythree 2 years ago 3