Was it me? or did the audience take their fucking time to applause or laugh at the jokes? I was laughing my head off when he said "images.." and then...5mins later... the audience laughed.. =='
Thats not actually the case at all. New Zealand has always been its own country. It was never a part of Australia, the Maori people came here centuries ago and made it their own, then the british came and made a treaty with the maori about the land. All between New Zealand and Britain, nothing to do with Australia.
I'm sorry but you are incorrect. NZ was a part of the NSW colony until the 1840's-1850's. You find maps of Australia's early borders and the NSW colony was the eastern 50% of Australia, Tasmania and NZ.
As more Europeans moved to what is now NZ it was split off from NSW. The reason 'Australia' is not mentioned in the early texts is because the term 'Australia' was not in common usage until the 1850-70's.
You can find reference to NZ as part of NSW on Wikipedia, its not a controversial fact.
If thats proof, I'll get on wikipedia right now and change it. Then come back telling you I'm right because WIKIPEDIA agrees with me. WIKI FUCKINGPEDIA.
It was though... I'm a kiwi. NZ was written in the Australian constitution but elected not to stay part. It was actually governed by the government of NSW.
Then why is it, thanks to me, new zealand has been an island made out of pez and surrounded by molten hot lava for the last year? According to Wikipedia anyway.
I think the continent is actually called Oceania now, and yes, New Zealand is a part of it. I think these people took what you said a little too much to heart and ignored what you were actually asking.
If only that were literally true, I would buy flights for dozens of comics personally....... savage. :-) I love your guys' wicked sense of humor. I've caught a few of your chat shows and sketch comedy. Its somethin' wicked.
Yes, Douches are know to be uneducated, Since you're showing a lack of edumocation, We can deduce you're in fact a douche, My logic comes from the great, " If its red, Its a tomato " trial of 1876
man this is supposed to be funny comedy, and if this guy was rolling around the floor laughing at a joke then good on him, these comments arent supposed to be a place where you can just dis people, leave a comment about the video or fuck off!!!!
And i agree, it was fucken hilarious and arj barker rules!!!
This guy is the funniest man alive.
ScarletIV 2 weeks ago
I bet he found that last statistic by Googling it.
ChipArgyle 1 month ago
Burn it on a disc and email it to him?? Lol
pnutgallery514 1 month ago
vaginal hypothermia hahaha
mercycollege123 1 month ago
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53Awesome 1 month ago
Are you still here? Google that shit! LMAO!
ssm8727 2 months ago
Looks like the regal, Perth. Love this. Google... Images!!!
chopsandpie 3 months ago
Pmsl at this one lol he's such a crack up! Lol
channygyrl1980 4 months ago
Omg, this is the greatest
Jacopdabest 6 months ago
Did you mean VAgina?
RetardedChickenVids 6 months ago
this is perth right?
Jagwa3 8 months ago
I want to bang your French teacher
badkarma11b 11 months ago 2
Did you mean? Va-gina.
cuparinos 11 months ago 2
MUFFICIDE!
zanishah 11 months ago
how the hell can I get my hair like his? ANy1 have any real tips
frozenimran 11 months ago
this may sound kind of weird but his hair is awesome
ZarMarquez 1 year ago
just fuckin google man yeh but i dont know i dont know where to find the things
are you still here?
b00tysmith 1 year ago
google .... images
KZBProductionCo 1 year ago
i luv it when he kneels down next to the audience :)
GiantFuzzyPenguin 1 year ago
he just discovered the greatest reason to have porn on your computer
bloosyboy 1 year ago
i love his yell
pazsa78 1 year ago
lol
aznkit 1 year ago
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the google joke has been used by russell brand as well. Who used it first?
DjizassKriste 1 year ago
the google joke has been used by russell brand as well. Who used it first I wonder?
DjizassKriste 1 year ago
@DjizassKriste I saw Arj do it a few years ago, so I'd say Arj used it first.
itnt445 1 year ago
@DjizassKriste i was gonna say that
darkmaster01 1 year ago
wtf, look at 2:12, the chick in the back with the tiara and weird makeup... the fuck?
DarthJohn111 1 year ago
GEWGAL...IMAGES
EggiWeggi 1 year ago
My uncles nickname is Muff :D
JubeJube45 1 year ago
"Mufficide" and "Vaginal Hypothermia" would be good names for heavy metal bands. :)
JaymzLea 1 year ago 5
which concert (or watevr) was this??
guitarbot2000 1 year ago
"MUFF! THATS WHAT IM LOOKIN FOR! MUFF!!!" lmao
crisgia 1 year ago
Google! You know Damn well what I meant!!!!!
TheVampirefan1 1 year ago 3
he looks really tired here lol
alldasingleladiess 1 year ago
muffacide ahahaha
Shaitan2323 1 year ago
lmao vaginal hypothermia is up 800% since 1975
beerad715 1 year ago 2
hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahhaah
zrr91 1 year ago
was this at the enmore theatre? looks like it
Verceti1 1 year ago
Are you fucking still here?
Noahkayne 1 year ago 6
does the name spose to say internEt.?
pepzlover 1 year ago
@pepzlover it sounds cooler if you call it the interweb or the internut!
cjisme3 1 year ago
Muffacide lmfaooooooo
stealapenguin 2 years ago 2
2:10 Who wears a tiara to a comedy special?!
Is she Princess of Distraction?
HerdULeikMudkips 2 years ago 112
hahaha just saw her lol
loli559 1 year ago
@HerdULeikMudkips lol what a idiot lol....
cjisme3 1 year ago
@HerdULeikMudkips
hahaha you killed me
Angerfist2 1 year ago
@HerdULeikMudkips chubby chicks
pedinoway2 1 year ago
@HerdULeikMudkips Good eyes!
wfet 7 months ago
does he say hypo or hyper thermia
octyellow 2 years ago
you tube has the same aditude did u mean attitude
KOI2N1 2 years ago
XDD
"and now vaginal hypothermia is up 850% since 1975"
thats a damn tragedy
viagrarulezz 2 years ago 14
ahaha "You know what I meant Google.. Images!"
more like a muffalocaust except wayyy better!
MMAenthusiastUHHE 2 years ago 2
MUFF!
FlightNumber123 2 years ago
the brazillians commited mufficide! lol
xDejahx 2 years ago 5
Vaginal hypothermia. Genius.
ImperialUSA 2 years ago 4
"Did you mean..... VA-gina?"
Arj Barker fucking rules.
Your argument is invalid.
anesthesiac 2 years ago 8
ROFL
'mufficide' hahahaa
alanahiscool16 2 years ago 4
the greatesssst
loomanson 2 years ago
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Did you know noone cares you loser
vbmongoose 2 years ago
Did you know there were over......... 200 people... at that show
coyotebum 2 years ago
Have the dvd. It gets so much funnier
pantherchick80 2 years ago
he has a dvd? Where did u get it?
Dudex58 2 years ago 3
Cagina
AJFan1234 2 years ago
lolz... MUFFICIDE!
AstrotoySeven 2 years ago 9
LMAO
"Vagina+70's+BigOlHairy!"
PKRFEEN08 2 years ago
1:46 sooooooooo funny
cooldud4556 2 years ago
2:12 - attack of fatty wearing tiara at a comedy show.
cheezy4life2005 2 years ago 2
lol. its really ironic. i googled this guy. seriously.
robotbeans 2 years ago
holy fuck
at 2:35 the woman there is my french teacher
hoamdong 2 years ago 115
dude your teacher is hot
silverpants087 2 years ago 3
i'd fuck your french teacher
hmeister90 2 years ago
@hoamdong At least you know what she does with her spare time! lol
thevengance 1 year ago
@hoamdong hahaha just before he says vagina
camfay77 1 year ago
@hoamdong bahahaha
GiantFuzzyPenguin 1 year ago
@hoamdong -_- your french teacher is HEAPS better looking than mine...fml
honan91 11 months ago
@hoamdong Why the fuck did that get 88 thumbs up? she must get around...
LeadLead 9 months ago
@hoamdong LOL
xn6 8 months ago
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he uses the same material for everything
skinstyle22 2 years ago
books arj...ppl used books before google...but i think u already knew that....lol that joke's still great though.... ^.^
t0rta 2 years ago 2
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gotta love using the same material for 1,000,000 other gigs.
ugonaeaturcornbread 2 years ago
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Dane Cook does the same thing, but it is still funny.
SergeantPepper8 2 years ago
gotta love arj
kelsopwnsnoob 2 years ago 8
haha thankyou.
Cjay4477 2 years ago 3
whats muff? or dont i want to know?
Cjay4477 2 years ago
pussy/pubes
applesandpearsboyban 2 years ago
not pussy just pubes, and its when they bush up alot, trimed is not muff. uncaterd for lol thats muff
beezlebub23 2 years ago
vagina :)
bhindu93 2 years ago
ROFL thats what i'm lookin for MUFF
4rtay 2 years ago
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Was it me? or did the audience take their fucking time to applause or laugh at the jokes? I was laughing my head off when he said "images.." and then...5mins later... the audience laughed.. =='
which comedy festival is this?
lilZeeRocker 2 years ago
yea nerds
dizzrising 2 years ago
12 seconds in.. is that robb flynn from machine head?
iamchris1000 2 years ago
mufficide!!! funny shit!!!
chloeaacole 3 years ago
New Zealand has nothing to do with Australia, only that the aussies cheated in a few games againts us :p
1gribz1 3 years ago
at 2:12 that girl in the crowd is wearing a tiara
mafiachild 3 years ago
indeed.
maximilian333 3 years ago
yes, indeed she is...
still, not the weirdest thing i've seen. At Bill Bailey's Tinselworm, there were a few pirates; eye patches and all
Jinda89 3 years ago
one of my fave comedians. So funny!! "Are you fucking still here?...Google that shit right now" hahahaha
pdiddymob 3 years ago 2
lol the gazillions committed muffacide
HCBIGGUNS 3 years ago
umm...?
kylec1 3 years ago
I'm pretty sure he said Brazilian's, referring to the Brazilian wax.
jophus82 3 years ago 2
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Obviously thats what he said you fuckwit. Thanks for enlightening the world. You must be a genius.
PaulAndersenFuckYa 3 years ago
He was telling the guy who thought he said gazillions. Now who looks stupid?
earthtoincubus 3 years ago
i used altavista then dogpile. when google came along that all changed. but i have started using cuil now but its not as good as google.
tetranoob 3 years ago
And Yahoo! is the most popular site. Google is #2 and more popular for searching.
thegreatcheesedemon 3 years ago
Yahoo is for Retards & Americans. I mean, Americans.
FoytheleeRacing 2 years ago
I used Yahoo! before Google.
thegreatcheesedemon 3 years ago
Mufficide XD
vyshious 3 years ago
he looks like paul dinello
Justicegiver 3 years ago
VAGINAL HYPOTHERMIA
haahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
fooshfoosh 3 years ago 6
are you fucking still here? google that shit right now! LOL!!
keggisy 3 years ago 13
the Brazilians committed Mufficide
LOLOLOL
camfay77 3 years ago 6
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Is he Austrailin or American?
SuperMopTop 3 years ago
American of course! THAT is not an aussie accent!
mychemicalrelapse 3 years ago 9
Someone said Aussies love Arj and he should be more popular here, but thanks for clarifying that!
SuperMopTop 3 years ago 2
American =]
knucklescapricorn31 3 years ago
american, but I wish he was Australian :)
xhurtingInsidex 3 years ago 11
i know.. i feel like he is we should adopt him xD
dayummclo 3 years ago
Yeh hes american, but many of his acts are in australia.
speccwolf 3 years ago 5
cause hes prolly with his friends from flight of conchords in new zealand
irishkayo 3 years ago
He was popular here for at least a decade before flight of the concords aired.
Drammm 3 years ago 5
Isn't australia where most comedians (american) go to work out their act before going on the road?
I thought that was just general knowledge.
jophus82 3 years ago
And just for the record you know it all cunt, this show is in NZ not AUS.
PaulAndersenFuckYa 3 years ago
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Isnt Austrailia a country and a continent and NZ is part of that continent? I honestly thought thats how it was am I wrong?
suckstoyourazmar 3 years ago
Australia and New Zealand are two completely different countries.
earthtoincubus 3 years ago 3
Before the 1850's NZ was part of Australia (the New South Wales colony to be exact) but Britain split it off. Now it is it's own country.
Panadawn 3 years ago
Thats not actually the case at all. New Zealand has always been its own country. It was never a part of Australia, the Maori people came here centuries ago and made it their own, then the british came and made a treaty with the maori about the land. All between New Zealand and Britain, nothing to do with Australia.
barfinator 3 years ago
I'm sorry but you are incorrect. NZ was a part of the NSW colony until the 1840's-1850's. You find maps of Australia's early borders and the NSW colony was the eastern 50% of Australia, Tasmania and NZ.
As more Europeans moved to what is now NZ it was split off from NSW. The reason 'Australia' is not mentioned in the early texts is because the term 'Australia' was not in common usage until the 1850-70's.
You can find reference to NZ as part of NSW on Wikipedia, its not a controversial fact.
Panadawn 3 years ago
Are you serious? Using WIKIPEDIA as a reference?
If thats proof, I'll get on wikipedia right now and change it. Then come back telling you I'm right because WIKIPEDIA agrees with me. WIKI FUCKINGPEDIA.
Holy shit
earthtoincubus 3 years ago 2
It was though... I'm a kiwi. NZ was written in the Australian constitution but elected not to stay part. It was actually governed by the government of NSW.
Calm the fuck down.
nz451f 3 years ago 2
wikipedia isn't an unreliable resource. it's put together by educated people who specialize in those areas.
yeah sure, anybody can change it, but it will be changed back within five minutes. trust me i've done it before
2020SURG 3 years ago
Then why is it, thanks to me, new zealand has been an island made out of pez and surrounded by molten hot lava for the last year? According to Wikipedia anyway.
barfinator 3 years ago
can't say i can find that anywhere
2020SURG 3 years ago
I'm pretty sure in the 1800's , BRITAIN, had a lil something to do with Australia......
Since New Zealand is so close to Australia, How can you say it had nothing to do with Australia.
Within the context of the 1800's, Australia = Britain.
FoytheleeRacing 2 years ago
I think the continent is actually called Oceania now, and yes, New Zealand is a part of it. I think these people took what you said a little too much to heart and ignored what you were actually asking.
holliedd 2 years ago
thank you very much. finally a real answer.
suckstoyourazmar 2 years ago
Yes, Americans can not judge their own comedy material based on American's reactions. Americans all look up for the applause sign.
If they come to Australia. They'll be laughed at if they're funny :D or stoned to death by savages.
FoytheleeRacing 2 years ago
If only that were literally true, I would buy flights for dozens of comics personally....... savage. :-) I love your guys' wicked sense of humor. I've caught a few of your chat shows and sketch comedy. Its somethin' wicked.
jophus82 2 years ago
Hey, something new everyday, some1 replied to my comment without the intent of starting an e-war ZOMGLOLZIKINS@ME
FoytheleeRacing 2 years ago
Fuck you! ;-)
jophus82 2 years ago
I h8chew !
FoytheleeRacing 2 years ago
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american you douche
superbong666 3 years ago
Why am I a douche? Because I didn't know?
SuperMopTop 3 years ago 3
Yes, Douches are know to be uneducated, Since you're showing a lack of edumocation, We can deduce you're in fact a douche, My logic comes from the great, " If its red, Its a tomato " trial of 1876
FoytheleeRacing 2 years ago
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Wow, it took 4 months to come up with that? I'm disappointed.
SuperMopTop 2 years ago
god bless brazilians
themann454 3 years ago 2
man this is supposed to be funny comedy, and if this guy was rolling around the floor laughing at a joke then good on him, these comments arent supposed to be a place where you can just dis people, leave a comment about the video or fuck off!!!!
And i agree, it was fucken hilarious and arj barker rules!!!
shannonfryer 3 years ago 13
funny shit
Bimthedemongod 3 years ago 3
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LOL! I'm wipin out porn by downloading it all onto my computer!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!! It's a big job!!! I'm getting SORE!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL
ROFLCOPTER ROFLMAO OMFG LOLMFAO!!
tomonated 3 years ago
u tool
cousinsNcoke 3 years ago 10
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how am i being a tool, im just stating the joke that i was laughing my head off which was the best joke of the night!
tomonated 3 years ago
you took it a bit too far...
darthhomes 3 years ago 16