Sorry to break this to you, but Oblivion is not about scantily clad women with big swords. It IS about a random prisoner who is pretty much pardoned my the emperor shortly before he is assassinated and goes on to rise to the top of every guild in Cyrodiil, become the Gray Fox, loot some ancient tombs, harvest some Nirnroot, do some odd jobs for the Daerdic Princes, become a Daedric Prince, and attain the rank of grand champion in the Arena. Also, something with Oblivion gates.
Mkay, so pretty much every race mod I've seen makes a cat-person race. I guess fans werent f*cking satisfied with the khajiit. Oh, and then there's this bullsh*t. Tossin' the ball with my eyes closed here, but I'm gonna say that a guy is playing as this extremely exposed, well(but impractically)armed anime warrior. Do girls actually enjoy making themselves exposed and into sex objects? In a videogame? Shes hawt, but still, da f*ck.
An actual STARGATE/PORTAL-THING was caught on film in New Mexico. The footage can be found within the short-film entitled "SUDDEN PORTHOLE", which is parked at the PROJECT CAMELOT YouTube page (it's under the George Noory video).
I'm not selling anything…I'm just trying to spread the word about the unseen-dimensions we find ourselves embedded in.
My BLOG @ samzurick*dot*com contains peripheral data regarding the movie and is where I reply to the "debunkers". THANKS!!
Sad that u put one of the Kit Ray collecter swords in this little jukr off video of yours.. You have no real or good tast at all and should be shamed for that
I demand these modders go to the bethesda designers and show them how to do a proper animation and how to make a attractive woman with 7yr old software.
@DaKewlJamal you should know by now armor for females is never practical, It is a known fact the more skin they show the better the armor is (massive sarcasm)
@DaKewlJamal Well, when I see "armor" like this, I think one of two things. Either the person wearing the "armor" is a complete moron or... they're extremely skilled... like skilled to a terrifying degree. Miyamoto Musashi was one of the best swordsmen of *all time*. He did not wear armor, he just wore ordinary cloth clothing. The man simply didn't need the armor. Once some samurai were late to a duel, so he beat them to death with a boat oar, every last, fully armored one of them.
@DaKewlJamal Granted, it's highly unlikely that anyone dressed like that is that skilled to such a terrifying degree, especially if they have a total lack of muscle tone at those proportions. But if I saw that in the real world, I wouldn't think the person would even have the strength to stand in proper armor.
Also, Musashi was a pretty scruffy looking guy. And by "pretty scruffy looking" I mean the man never bathed and the descriptions of his appearance only got worse from there.
The wonders of the technology. ;P Just hope that somday they invent some shit that we could teleport something we see anywhere and make it real! This would b my 1st choice, without a doubt! ;D
@TheBByamashiro yeah lets invent that machine! Wait japanese have already read my cmmnt or maybe thoght abt that already, and have started already the concept ;P it should b ready by 3012. hey its just a century gap, better start makin babies n pass the idea through our generations til they reach it xD
@Elmoassasin80 nah friend probably not, cos if she did tht she wld be lostng her way of letting of her sexual frustrations on me, too bad thats not real cos that became a dream now an awkward one xD
@danyrx8 My life is now dedicated to finding that technology. Right after I find the secrets of immortality and eternal youth, so I'm not time restricted.
@dragonheart967 Just go to namek my friend, u can have those three wishes there! If that planet ever exists, n then u acn share with me that machine i want! xD
@coolcolj sex factor +15 all other oppents must make save factor vs will to resist boner if save fails all attempts to hit sed character r done so @ -10 to hit.
Oh and 6th time!!!
nathanconcowski 1 month ago
@wessvalor lmaoooooooo!
nathanconcowski 1 month ago
5!!! Ok I I'm bored lol.
nathanconcowski 1 month ago
4! :)
nathanconcowski 1 month ago
I have officially" fapped" to this 3 times now!!! WOOT
nathanconcowski 1 month ago
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Found. Keyword:"NPR Dancer's Clothes"
k860326 2 months ago
PC gaming in japan, in a nutshell...
invock 2 months ago 2
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k860326 2 months ago
*fapfapfapfapfapfapfap*
JANGIRHANKIDALAAXAXA 2 months ago
i miss these dances in skyrim
Realmasterorder 2 months ago
Dam! Even in the fantasy world they got implants.
Bandersnatch41 2 months ago
you really really perverted pig XD
winskola14 2 months ago
omg perverse idiot how stupid you are eig?
winskola14 2 months ago
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winskola14 2 months ago
I love tits
Colton5 2 months ago
i used to care about arrow in the knee jokes and then i didn't.
a0kii 2 months ago
wtf
Rowsol84 2 months ago
its a phrase that is said by NPC,s in skyrim. i really cant wait to make skyrim XXX when the creation kit comes out
MrJoker89x 2 months ago 2
the fucking arrow in the knee jokes are so stupid
xXTheBlackInfernoXx 2 months ago
I used to play oblivion often but then i took an arrow to the groin X(
RoachCraft2HD 2 months ago
@RoachCraft2HD nop
just nop
ripeforthepickings 2 months ago
@zorrgon56 i feal ya mate, i totally agree. and i saw something like this in fallout 3 to.
novato455 2 months ago
That guy used to be interested in that woman. Then he took an arrow to the knee.
Cursetenj 2 months ago
@demonlordessedess knowyourmeme (dot) com/memes/i-took-an-arrow-in-the-knee
Dirtydog275 2 months ago
@demonlordessedess Play skyrim
thenewoblivion 2 months ago
I'd like to assault her Oblivion gate ಠ‿ಠ
ComotoseOnAnime 2 months ago 2
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I used to be a porn star like you , but that I took a penis in my ass
NicolasTale 2 months ago
/fap_fap_fap_fap_fap_fap_fap_fap
cblpop 2 months ago 25
@cblpop its a game, grow up
stickvortex 1 month ago
@cblpop If you fap to this, you have proven to the world that you're a sad, sad little virgin.
TheAmbitiousFish 1 month ago
@TheAmbitiousFish /facepalm
cblpop 1 month ago
@cblpop Make sure you wash your hands before you touch your face, man. I learned that lesson the hard way.
WessValor 1 month ago
I used to be a porn star like you...until i took an arrow to the knee
TheWarringtriad 2 months ago 56
@TheWarringtriad it's "until i took an arrow in the knee"
turdking12234 2 months ago
@TheWarringtriad GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! STOP IT WITH THE FUCKING ARROW JOKES ALREDY!
boomerpro87 2 months ago
@boomerpro87 i use to make such comments... until i took an arrow to the knee...
jdroo 2 months ago
hundreds have fapped to this mod
missedthelikebutton 2 months ago
The graphics are HORRIBLE!!!
Toyman1982 2 months ago
@Toyman1982 Graphics don't make the game... but it helps.
NeroTheGenesis 2 months ago
@Toyman1982
Nah, what's horrible in oblivion is that there is about 1000 different characters with like 15 voice actors.
And the laughably robotic movements, e.g. when you move, you instantly go from still to running.
/rant
VicariousReality7 2 months ago
AYAYAY!!
ShadeCrenshaw 2 months ago
she has more polygons then a real woman
AXharoth 2 months ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO theres no link!
SparseS17 2 months ago
OHH... HELLOO!!
SilverStr0ke 2 months ago
This is why games shouldn't be released on PC...
linkno1 2 months ago
@linkno1 So you're a faggoty little console gamer I presume?
fozgoth 2 months ago
@linkno1
souldn't ? Are you sure of your english on this? He's a little pervert (like everybody who come here ) that's all x).
Hersatz 2 months ago
WHORE!!
TheSoviettank 2 months ago
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TheSoviettank 2 months ago
i love this fking game
MrJetztdas 2 months ago
you must have a crazy high unarmored skill
comando0110 2 months ago
i used to wonder why people keep talking about taking arrows to the knee. then i took an arrow to the knee
comando0110 2 months ago
What is it? Its after party morning...
sadailinikada86 2 months ago
i used to watch weird stupid women dance.......till i took an arrow to the knee
itsmikeybitchez 2 months ago
Im confuse, is this The elder scrolls: oblivion ?
or some fetish porn japanese game... and if it is what game is xD ?
hack051 2 months ago
OF COURSE IT HAS A JAPANESE TITLE
CreeprThaReaper 2 months ago
how the hell did i get her from fat candains
agentass007 2 months ago
OMG I CAME SO BAD WHEN I FIRST WATCHED THIS!!!!!
AsendedSoul 2 months ago
Well, if I said I didn't like it I would be gay.
1985woooman 2 months ago
0:50 made me lol. " Ohh.. Hello! "
agentbillyb2 2 months ago
Sorry Account9084, But its about boobies.
sandizzle420 2 months ago
imao¡¡¡ good dance
rekusocell 2 months ago
An anime styled gril with massive tits and a big sword, of course it's a Japanese guy who uploaded this lol.
spiderjerusalem100 2 months ago
Sorry to break this to you, but Oblivion is not about scantily clad women with big swords. It IS about a random prisoner who is pretty much pardoned my the emperor shortly before he is assassinated and goes on to rise to the top of every guild in Cyrodiil, become the Gray Fox, loot some ancient tombs, harvest some Nirnroot, do some odd jobs for the Daerdic Princes, become a Daedric Prince, and attain the rank of grand champion in the Arena. Also, something with Oblivion gates.
Account9084 2 months ago
720p? bullshit.
TheJustinCarnes 2 months ago
Looks to me like you'd rather be playing Guild Wars.
shortylickens69 3 months ago
Copypasta, but..
"You are overencumbered"
Bombedit 3 months ago
Author, you need girlfriend!!!))
Chooguystyr 3 months ago
Mkay, so pretty much every race mod I've seen makes a cat-person race. I guess fans werent f*cking satisfied with the khajiit. Oh, and then there's this bullsh*t. Tossin' the ball with my eyes closed here, but I'm gonna say that a guy is playing as this extremely exposed, well(but impractically)armed anime warrior. Do girls actually enjoy making themselves exposed and into sex objects? In a videogame? Shes hawt, but still, da f*ck.
MaliciousSlug 3 months ago
I didn't realize this was a j-RPG. Completely impractical armor and sword for such a willowy lass.
noexcusedrummer 3 months ago
@davidthe1
yes,...500
Zaren7 3 months ago
That is +1000 armor no doubt. There's no way anyone will aim for something that isn't shiny.
Visis666 3 months ago
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An actual STARGATE/PORTAL-THING was caught on film in New Mexico. The footage can be found within the short-film entitled "SUDDEN PORTHOLE", which is parked at the PROJECT CAMELOT YouTube page (it's under the George Noory video).
I'm not selling anything…I'm just trying to spread the word about the unseen-dimensions we find ourselves embedded in.
My BLOG @ samzurick*dot*com contains peripheral data regarding the movie and is where I reply to the "debunkers". THANKS!!
peopledick 3 months ago
wooow good body and soooo sexy
dunedarkorb 3 months ago
forever alone
DilWeed7 3 months ago
Sad that u put one of the Kit Ray collecter swords in this little jukr off video of yours.. You have no real or good tast at all and should be shamed for that
Balidar1 3 months ago
Hawt.
Revaris 3 months ago
I think she should stop being an adventurer and work in the porn industry.
blazerx900 3 months ago 39
@blazerx900 ye but she need to take an arrow to the knee
AXharoth 2 months ago
@blazerx900 Well, she used to be an adventurer...but then she took an arrow in her knee...
TheGabaman123 2 months ago
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blazerx900 3 months ago
"WHAT IS IT?!"
MetaTekReviews 3 months ago 41
This is a texture pack used on Haskill from the Shivering Isles. I know this.
firebolt113 3 months ago
jap pervs
5ol1dsn4ke 3 months ago
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*What the hell are they do...*
Oh Hellllo...
ryan1991622 3 months ago
I would actually consider that as "Heavy Armor".
Yuffit 3 months ago
I demand these modders go to the bethesda designers and show them how to do a proper animation and how to make a attractive woman with 7yr old software.
bloodkitty666 3 months ago
why
xxxx59xxxx 3 months ago
I think the poor woman is having a seizure.
kingjing 3 months ago
what is this mod called? and what player model is that?
executableapplet 3 months ago
where to download this body and cloths?
19Eden91 3 months ago
HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!!
ladyuishy 3 months ago
WHAT is it
Steelseriesification 3 months ago
that sword is from two worlds lol
GrandSirGriff 3 months ago
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Talisman113 3 months ago
you can dance in oblivion??
serpico89 3 months ago
0:18 she is shaved!
Gatorchaser333 3 months ago
I know why she is using the Sword of Darkness. >:D
MastarPhilip777 3 months ago
that armor isnt very practical
DaKewlJamal 3 months ago 98
@DaKewlJamal I think she might be going for distraction...
auritone 3 months ago
@DaKewlJamal its not for defense its for distraction D: and it works well T-T
TheSinningclown 3 months ago
@DaKewlJamal as long as its enchanted its completely logical
supervamp78 3 months ago
@DaKewlJamal what every one knows the less armor you wear the better of you are Lol jk jk
animemaster16 3 months ago
@DaKewlJamal That body isn't very practical.
InBananaTree 3 months ago
@DaKewlJamal works for me ^^
Znakoma 3 months ago
@DaKewlJamal Thats when its best. Distracted by boobs? Knife to the face.
fenrirswolh3 3 months ago
@DaKewlJamal you should know by now armor for females is never practical, It is a known fact the more skin they show the better the armor is (massive sarcasm)
MrAber28 3 months ago
@DaKewlJamal Your point? It's a game, get over it. You aren't here to play "Real Life" so don't complain when things don't make sense.
keisora4 3 months ago
@keisora4 OH so me modding every character into loli hitlers is somehow weird? You need to be more open minded
DaKewlJamal 3 months ago
@DaKewlJamal ITS DEFENDING WHAT MATTERS GODAMNIT!!!
XipurplefuryiX 3 months ago
@DaKewlJamal WHAT armor??
iheartnes 3 months ago
@DaKewlJamal what it lacks in protection it makes up for in distraction
NicoNicoArg 3 months ago
@DaKewlJamal dude i dont think thats armor armor is suposed to protected u :PP
serpentgod1 3 months ago
@DaKewlJamal JPRG Armour Guide.
The Less there is... the Stronger / more Practical it is
Sokanastenev 3 months ago
@DaKewlJamal Well, when I see "armor" like this, I think one of two things. Either the person wearing the "armor" is a complete moron or... they're extremely skilled... like skilled to a terrifying degree. Miyamoto Musashi was one of the best swordsmen of *all time*. He did not wear armor, he just wore ordinary cloth clothing. The man simply didn't need the armor. Once some samurai were late to a duel, so he beat them to death with a boat oar, every last, fully armored one of them.
luccaskunk 2 months ago
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@DaKewlJamal Granted, it's highly unlikely that anyone dressed like that is that skilled to such a terrifying degree, especially if they have a total lack of muscle tone at those proportions. But if I saw that in the real world, I wouldn't think the person would even have the strength to stand in proper armor.
Also, Musashi was a pretty scruffy looking guy. And by "pretty scruffy looking" I mean the man never bathed and the descriptions of his appearance only got worse from there.
luccaskunk 2 months ago
@DaKewlJamal First rule of female armoring, the less coverage, the higher the rating.
That must the highest tier Master Class armor.
darknessofkrish 2 months ago
The wonders of the technology. ;P Just hope that somday they invent some shit that we could teleport something we see anywhere and make it real! This would b my 1st choice, without a doubt! ;D
danyrx8 3 months ago 28
@danyrx8 She would probably reject you just like every other woman does.
Ryfasol 3 months ago
@Ryfasol xD Guess not! Because i'm not as fat as you are and perhAPS she would be the one crwling on my feets! Anyway this is not reality.
danyrx8 3 months ago
@danyrx8 Just steal from moisturizer from your sister's stash, and use your imagination. Geez... kids these days need to be spoon fed ideas.
Johnnyblazedanketch 3 months ago
@Johnnyblazedanketch xD perhaps dude, but chances of that happenin are minimal, or wait maybe not! xDxDxD
danyrx8 3 months ago
@danyrx8 How about The Sims 3? or this same mod but for Skyrim?
Manzana1C 3 months ago
@Manzana1C Yeah why not how much better the better! ;P lol
danyrx8 3 months ago
@danyrx8 totaly agree:D
TheBByamashiro 3 months ago
@TheBByamashiro yeah lets invent that machine! Wait japanese have already read my cmmnt or maybe thoght abt that already, and have started already the concept ;P it should b ready by 3012. hey its just a century gap, better start makin babies n pass the idea through our generations til they reach it xD
danyrx8 3 months ago
@danyrx8 holodeck dude, i'd never leave the palace :)
bakikatana 3 months ago
@bakikatana me too dude, i would never leave that kings\queen room too! she wld keep me company 24/7 if she were real ;P
danyrx8 3 months ago
@danyrx8
unless of course she pulls out that sword and cuts your nuts off....
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Elmoassasin80 3 months ago
@Elmoassasin80 nah friend probably not, cos if she did tht she wld be lostng her way of letting of her sexual frustrations on me, too bad thats not real cos that became a dream now an awkward one xD
danyrx8 3 months ago
@danyrx8 My life is now dedicated to finding that technology. Right after I find the secrets of immortality and eternal youth, so I'm not time restricted.
dragonheart967 3 months ago
@dragonheart967 Just go to namek my friend, u can have those three wishes there! If that planet ever exists, n then u acn share with me that machine i want! xD
danyrx8 3 months ago
Cool sword *pokerface*
Al0neStillAlive 3 months ago
lol. what the...?
CaptainXxDUCKxX 3 months ago
how do you do this
prabhath96 3 months ago
I too dream of Jeannie
Hellfurious 3 months ago
your kidding yqer ur watching this and ur only comment is what swor dis thsat? gay? and thats sword of darkness
Ryugetsuga 3 months ago
What sword is that
yqer0604 3 months ago
I want bethesda to hurry up and release the construction set so that I can have my perverted mods, like I did in oblivion, in the world of skyrim!?
mrdanni 3 months ago
Ummm, history deletion ACTIVATE!
AmazoCraftProduction 3 months ago
WHAT IS IT?
Tuom4sd 3 months ago
LOL Guy in the backround: OH HELLO!
MrAforAwesum 3 months ago
OMG!!
r0m4n101 3 months ago
She is well dressed for combat.
KakuKachoO 3 months ago
Oblivion Super Game!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sergey23028 3 months ago
МУС-КО-ТА!
MrZzombo 3 months ago
leave it to the Japanese to ecchify a medieval European fantasy rpg
jetli80 3 months ago
fap...fapfap.fapfapfapfapfapfapfap.....fap..fapfap
DubSteppe 3 months ago
Commented at 100.000Views. Never seen that extact number before :o
2700arne 3 months ago
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SunkenCide 3 months ago
way ahead of ya dubstenpil
arctictothpast1 3 months ago
I find this easy to masturbate too x3
zealotmaster2000 3 months ago
BEWWWWBIESSSSSSS
hahaha
TerriHogan1 3 months ago
WHAT IS IT!?!?!?!
jelydon488 3 months ago
Needs BBB. 'Nuff said.
RZCsan 4 months ago
wat!!!!!! wat sorcery is this!?
10Equilibrium 4 months ago
What is it... xD
attecker 4 months ago
Just wait till skyrim.....
T0XiiCKiTTEN 4 months ago
@T0XiiCKiTTEN i pre orderd it :D
hunterofnt1 4 months ago
Oblivion mod results: Porn.
WhatTheFriidge 4 months ago
dam you japan you got me agian
jakassme 4 months ago
haha wat if you fought with tht armor and this is jus a little sad 0_o
LOVeisfree520 4 months ago
I could swear i saw her tits when i clicked the video!
qwark28 4 months ago
you guys have sex drives that will rival any serial rapist
lonestarw0lf 4 months ago
0:26 yes
kreassen 4 months ago
its a bit overacted...
Alissah2 4 months ago
"what is it"
what are you blind old coot ? damn look at that chick wish i was in Oblivion
ShadowVampireDragon 4 months ago
hope ur keyboard didnt get too sticky
sarcomaful 4 months ago
how to create this char? :P
RisedBehindYou 4 months ago
i see (it)
RandomNacho24 4 months ago
@RandomNacho24 I think I saw (it) too.
12ealDeal 4 months ago
best part 0:26
Fizy47 4 months ago
the dark elf is staring at her boobs and ass
roykoopa25 4 months ago
@coolcolj sex factor +15 all other oppents must make save factor vs will to resist boner if save fails all attempts to hit sed character r done so @ -10 to hit.
theperv01 4 months ago
@chonisn
Yeah its kind of in the title XD
Oblivion
WildBuck007 4 months ago