Axis of Evil Comedy - Ahmed Ahmed - Airports

[dannymarashi]

lol: we were sitting next 2 al-qaeda the whole time!

[MrFragologist]

Why is this turning into a religious debate. Just enjoy the funnies and move on.

[thearabplayer]

Arab airport jokes gets me rolling!!! Im arab tho im not racist:P

[ZehraSupaNova101]

whats his real name?

[blackgoast1]

@ZehraSupaNova101

ahmed . lol

[mchaptini]

YOU SUCK!! I JUST WASTED 2 MINUTES OF MY LIFE WATCHING AN AWFUL WANNA BE COMIC VIDEO.

[harshLesson]

really sad what the media has done to the Muslim/Arab image. Arab people are the most caring/loving/jovial people. If they are religious Muslims then you don't ever have to worry about them stealing from you, bad mouthing you behind your back, or disrespecting your daughters/mothers. Religious Muslims are not terrorists nor are they violent. They are also not trying to impose "Sharia Law' on anyone let alone even know what that means.

[SupremeARA915]

@harshLesson yeah have you seen how the quran portrays christians and jews? according to the quran christians and jews are monkeys and pigs but guess its only bad when we say things about muslims huh

[mariomguy]

@SupremeARA915 My dad is Christian, and he went to a school in the middle east that was predominantly Muslim. During religious classes, the principle allowed him and 3 other Christian students to skip the class and play soccer. The principle of the Muslim school was Christian. They lived happily together.

[SupremeARA915]

@mariomguy my friend is christian from palestine, his grandparents were killed along with 3 of his cousins just for being christian

[mariomguy]

@SupremeARA915 My grandmother was from Palestine too! She was forced to leave her home, along with my aunt and uncle, just for being there. The exodus was not commanded by extremist Muslims, nor was my grandmother's religion the reason she was forced to leave. My father was born in Jordan, a neighboring country that doesn't have problems like this. It's a shame that these things happen. What else can I do, except, Imagine?

[BKeny007]

@SupremeARA915 did u ever read the quran? where do u bring this kind of information? because you are spreading false accusation. If u actually read the quran u would know that its always portraying chritiniaty and judaisme as the ancestors of islam. muslims respect jesus and moses equally to mohammad.

Stop saying stuff that doesnt even make sense, because it will only create more anemosity and hatred.

Because of ignorants that claims to know everything about islam these problems wont stop.

[SupremeARA915]

@BKeny007 O ye who believe! Take not the Jews and the Christians for friends. They are friends one to another. He among you who taketh them for friends is (one) of them. Lo! Allah guideth not wrongdoing folk. (5:51)

[BKeny007]

@SupremeARA915 Because everyone is created by God Almighty, the Maker of All, humans must treat one another with full honour, respect and loving-kindness. (17:70)

[indigoDroog]

funny and arab and sexy :)

[chopzmasta07]

Islam, Jew, Catholic, We all have the same God. We all have one thing in common, we are human. Racism shouldn't have a place in the world. There are a few bad seeds out there from every race but that doesn't mean that entire race is bad. The media really inflates things more than it should and need I mention governments?As people we should fight against all that and unite as people, not part as enemies. we study, work, socialize, why does living as one with many voices have to be different?

[BeautyandtheEastTV]

Ahmed Ahmed will be headlining the FUNATICAL Comedy Tour in the DC Metro area on April 14th & 16th, 2011!

[hellomoto170]

He Sounds Like Ross From Friends!!! :O

[twigothique]

hahaha his name alone is funny as hell (in a good way ) XD

[IowaEngineering]

fuck arabs

[sa5er1234]

@IowaEngineering well that is your opinion dude....say whatever you like that will not change anything...but one thing....which is make me better that you.....by not replying back with same way "bad language", THAT MY DEAR what islam tought, how to reply to people like you.....it raises my position in front of Allah....so keep talking like that...

[IowaEngineering]

@sa5er1234 hahaha...k. i am happy tat ur position has been raised in front of a paedophile. cheers!

[gon620]

@IowaEngineering You don't have to be so racist. Why do you watch these videos if you don't like arabs.

[Plasticomedy]

@IowaEngineering

you're the only pedophile here biatch.

[DrZeusXXL]

@IowaEngineering You need to grow up and stop crying

[shuffler971]

@IowaEngineering This is my Bestfriends Uncle stupid Bitch stop Hatin

[IowaEngineering]

@shuffler971 i hav learnt not to hate...sry abt tat. i luv humanity!

[ramimusavtucjust]

I really don't think he's funny.. He should quite comedy!!! Maz Jobrani and Dean Obeidallah are waaaaaaaaaaay much better 

[xxnathanmoogxx]

who is the arab lookin comedian who does a skit about going to kanyes house and does a skit as an altar personality were he is a rapper!!!

[hmlovedj]

I go to the woman to check my ID *Whispering Thank You* XD Best Facial Expression !

[vakling]

where's the rest of the video?

[davidmorefield]

i met this guy today at the orlando film festival promoting his new movie. Its about him doing stand up in the middle east and the dangers and cultural differences that entail. Very Cool! Theyre trying to get it in theaters in 2011!

[chocbumbles]

aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaha ssssooooooo funny...

[Ma3Hu1]

I think he's sexy

[manimalfully]

HILARIOUS. LMAOOO

[sounik1]

I love this guy.

[4arabian]

oh how poor ahmed, he must have gone hard time through, its like almost like me i use to having difficult with those racist toward muslims when inside job happen

[YouGetOneLife]

lmfao i love it!

[mongolenpup]

Im half German, half Arab...so im like the root of all evil ^^...thank god I have a german name though...they don't give me that much shit at the airports....had to go to therapy though after I went to the German Army cause, being the only brown guy in the whole military station and them being send to Iraq now, they didnt like me that much and decided to fuck me up any way they chose to for 9 months..psychologically, beat me n shit...I used to be able to laugh about this shit, but not anymore.

[Ma3Hu1]

@mongolenpup

Ist ja süß....es gibt Menschen, die wirklich Probleme haben also hör auf rum zu flennen.

[mongolenpup]

@Ma3Hu1 ^^...so wie du? 

[mongolenpup]

@Ma3Hu1 trete der Bundeswehr bei, dann sehen wir wie hart du danach bist. Nerv mich nicht. Wenn ich anonym auf youtube rumflennen will, dann mach ich das.

[Ma3Hu1]

@mongolenpup

Ich bleibe dabei - einigen Menschen geht es viel beschissener als dir und mir. Ich war bei der Bundeswehr und glaub mir, das Beste, was dir da passieren konnte, war geschlagen zu werden und wieder im Leben zu sein. Ich würde dich gern kennenlernen.

[darkerforest]

not all muslims are terrorists but all terrorists are muslims....

[faizel12]

@darkerforest wrong u have allot of chineese terrorist indonisian white allot of terrost so not all terrorist are muslim

[4arabian]

@darkerforest not all jews are terrorist but all terrorist are jews and zionist :),

they love to kill Palestinian babies and women

[Holiday8789]

@darkerforest

There is no even 1 terrorist , who is muslim. All of terrorists lost their life path, and started believing in something wrong, that is was NEVER stated in Holy Quran.

[ceaser8999]

@Holiday8789 shit so when muhammad killed jew babies and when muslims currently kill christians in ethiopia and other middle east countries that claim to be doing it in the name of allah aren't muslims??? L"OL

[BKeny007]

@ceaser8999 well we can also talk about the jews in israel that kill palestinians kids, women, elderly people, civilians in general who are muslim or about the christians who colonised so many countries all around the world killing and exterminating those who ddnt want to believe in god.

Extremist/terrorist affiliate themselves with all kind of religions and any kind of era, we shouldnt blame a religion for those inhuman people.

[SupremeARA915]

@Holiday8789 then for you prophet muhammed was not a true muslim, he went around killing, he killed 600 surendered jews, massacred the whole jewish tribe of medina, killed pagans of arabia, conducted around 40 military attacks in his life, not to mention he married a 6 year old girl and this guiy is the greatest example and the most holy to all muslims, true muslims follow the example of muhammed, and thats why we have some many terrorists around

[dannymarashi]

@Holiday8789 very true

[KoushOWNs]

@Holiday8789 there's no such thing as a muslim because everybody can believe in different things but still read the quran. The quran and any other holy book can be interpreted in a hundred different ways. So there's no true religion in this case.

[MiZoSpaDe]

@darkerforest lol that what's usa makes you think , cause when they attack arab lands you didn't make a shit

you can visit any arab or muslim lands and tell me how you feel about that

[BobbytheCanadiankid]

lol

[ellieiswack]

Ugh, people WOULD come here and trash talk just merely because of the fact that he's an Arab. That's annoying. Just laugh at his jokes because they're funny. No need to talk a bunch of bull shit just because you're angry about something he didn't do.

[MEGABOINK65]

Another great talent!!

I agree, in every race we have the good the bad, thanks to the media we are programed to be aware at certain race/religion etc,

[iamadefender]

btw this is a comedy video just fucking enjoy and stop hating!!

[tantonee]

the Oklahoma City bomber was no Ahmed shape of guy for sure, and Iraq has nothing to do with the 11/9 thing. so stop this and say it.; you are RRRRRAAAA..... you know the rest

[kristeenkristeen]

Hahahaha, love itttt

[PHX003]

hahahahahah@ it takes me a month & a half .....

[maszu22]

i have a picture with him he is so funny

[XboxLiveJihad]

saudi arabia is one of the hottes country in the world when a muslim born in country like germany he is white too

[hungryboykiller929]

black white bla bla muslim christians it doesnt matter we all arabs and have the same fucking history why ppl keep doing this like a fucking arab go to a america and become an american and say yea am american fuck arabs seriously wtf

dea fuckers we are teros and we are fucked in da head thats how we are in the americans eyes fucking love canada

[993mariam]

Just because you're fucked in the head dosnt make everyone fucked in the head.

And by you saying thats how arabs are in the amricans eyes & that we are all terroists* youa reinsulting americans and arabs.Terrorists can be of any race and gender and americans can be open-minded. Sostop talking about people as a whole, just because you delt with such little people.

[hsson98]

proud to be muslim , arabic !

[piromaniac9999]

As i said before and repeat again:You never know who is going to be carrying a bomb.

If the terrorism stopped at once and discontinued,then there would be no problem.

If we were cavalier about the whole situation,you would see attacks on places and innocent people killed.

If the muslims do not want that reputation,then they must learn the famous commandment:Thou shalt not kill.

I am sure that there is also a law like that in the coran and that mohamed would be disgusted if he were alive now.

[dodorox13]

there actaully is ! and killing is against the quran but those people misunderstand it , same as the globe misunderstands islam and thinks its unpeacefull but really its just those ppl that dont know what there doing is wrong and they think theyre doing jihad ( if your familiar with that term in the media they say fighting for allah , but its misunderstood !

[piromaniac9999]

that is exactly what i meant dodorox13

It is just that the really bad guys stick out alot because they are really bad and give a bad image to the hard working guys.

[kaminari47]

You're right. Radicals exists in every religion.

[yasser151]

not in Islam though

[nataliep101]

yeah right

[manenohead]

watch "Reel Bad Arabs" by Dr. Jack Shahee, or read his book...maybe you'll mind will "open" a little. Also read the definition of "prejudice"..one example of it's definiton should be your comment.Also smile or laugh you just watched a comedy video :)

[piromaniac9999]

It doesn't mean everyody is bad,

Its just that we want to be sure.

[7thPlace]

HAHAHHAHAHHHAA

[mongolenpup]

@Whydoesthissitesuck you don't really have a choice...either laugh about it, or go insane.

[dxvxvx]

@Whydoesthissitesuck what do you think about ae911truth.or g

[bluecrush0278]

This is the chill that the world needs...

[bisofiso]

DAAAAAAAAMN, LMFAO he so funny !

he's Egyptian like me :D

[kawaiikaruson]

Ive always wanted to go to Egypt. What part are you from?

[bisofiso]

from Cairo !

[kawaiikaruson]

@bisofiso

awesome! ive wanted to visit Cairo or Alexandria!

[Faustkub]

he's sooo sexy

[sarairaqi]

LMAO that was so funny

[simpleqtr]

Jimmyhd :

actually we are white !!! but tanned !!

because of the weather here !!!

some arab american just wanna show people that they r not realted to their real roots !

[jimmyhd1969]

All you white people? I thought arabs were considered white.

[ze000ez]

white skin , but not concluded under the same concept !! , some ppl dont consider italians white ?

[GrandMasterScotty]

That depends on what your definition of 'white' is, considering that most people have a fairly arbitrary one. If 'white' is just another word for the large 'caucasoid' group of sub-races, then yes, this encompasses Arabs, Europeans, native North-Africans, Mediterraneans and various others. If, on the other hand, you go by the most common definition of 'white' today, the 'white' race only includes those with Anglo-Celtic or other European heritage.

[arabgirl909]

wow then ur really off

arabs are the farthest thing from white

there is no pale arab

[imoodle]

um yes there is... most Lebanese are WHITE !

[arabgirl909]

i am lebanese and i am beutiful but i can pass for a mexican and the way we act we can be black

[imoodle]

i am lebanese and i'm white !

my cousins look like they're Europeans.

and we so do not act like blacks ! we act more like Europeans.

depends in Lebanon, mostly christians look like they're Europeans and act like them (that's how it is in my environment) and most muslims look and act like they can be blacks...

[tisTheEndoftime]

mabrook to you ya habibi ya white lubnaneeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[arabgirl909]

Welll i can have my opinion right??

[hsson98]

omg man your white ?? that so cool

nobodey gives a shit about you lebanese fucker

[yazannsour]

LMAO....

[imoodle]

@hsson98 you think i give a fuck whether 'you' give a shit or not idiot?? im stating facts to people that ignore them and who r interested in them, the world DOES give a shit whether u like it or not. go nag elsewhere if u suffer complexity douchebag!

[hsson98]

@imoodle im sorry dude thats my brother but continue with your great videos

[gnrdude]

He Reminds me of an ARAB Steve Guttenburg.

[mindylinky]

hehehe

[onebonez]

hillarious.

[seeeeeeeth]

fuckin' funny..

[lopopip]

Subscriped!