Courtney Stodden Crazy Tweets

[Boobalopbop]

ROFL@ Cenk rubbing his left tit!

[hodgsonheavyduty]

dudes not funny, he's annoying...

[danagirl23]

i love cenk's impression of female seduction. there should be a TYT shirt called "Gimme that Cenk" (i.e. gimme that jank)

[mcbankergirl73]

Come on if I had a daughter like her I'd try to pawn her off to the first guy that claimed to love her too. No normal guy could live with that for life and no parent could stand having to have a weird ass daughter like her living with them forever.

[Kennedy3520]

what the heck

[LaSirenita0407]

Iv always just fucking hated this show only

Seen a couple bu this one was good

[bagelisdelish]

Thesaurus.

[CoDisafishy]

She's still writing comments like this haha, what a joke

[SinisterSkyline]

A part of me really think Ana is jelous that a 17 year old is so much hotter than her...the fact that she seems to be an idiot is beside the point, Ana hasn't missed a chance to show her up. Plus, keep in mind she is only 17, and a 17yr old that developed early at that! She probably has been chased by dudes since she was 11 and men since she was 14. So much fucking leaves little time for brains.Good for the old dude,i hope when i'm his age i can pull chicks that hot, even if they're cumbuckets

[demonsrt4]

For God gaveth unto man...these big mothafuckin titties, yeah! lol dumb bitch

[tumble767]

Wtf? She's so freaking creepy! Maybe she gets these pedophile ish tweets from her husband. Correction: ex husband in 2 years when she murders him then goes ," teehee, oh, he died? Like omfg, how? Boohoo!"

[ThatCrazyStranger]

Winky face.

[AnimalCrackerFilms]

"Aren't I smart?" xD

[Sea2282]

Awww how sweet, shes putting to 'use' all those big girl words that she learned the day before. Now now calm down everyone. She is simply playing grown up, amazing how fast hoes grow these days.... winky face ;)

[videogamenostalgia]

Sultry seductive succubus Courtney Stodden alliterates accurately all the while aesthetically appealing to adolescent assholes ;)

See, I can do it too. It's not hard...

[cherryexplosion27]

Rofl, what a twat. She probably uses Microsoft Word to find synonyms. It's like Joey in FRIENDS, except we all love Joey.

[staceyrsteele]

Haha; I don't think Courtney writes her own tweets---I'm pretty sure PeePaw Hutchison does it for her!!!!! What a couple of frigging numbnuts!!

[runescapeglicthes]

"Lately lubing my lovely lamb lust :-) XOs and my blouse is so thin you can transparently project your visual projectiles at the air bags and teezer! I'm smart." @whore

[speedfour27]

um, whore?

[LovelyKaix3]

she needs to give up the act... like seriously who really talks like that.

[Chris12163]

Ahaha so funny!!!

[gekapat]

What losers care about what this tart has to say?!?!?.... this proves that there are far too many people in this world

[darthslain]

should have played the "give me a break" soundclip

[enyi1]

is she try to start some sort of twitter type phone-sex service? :S

[CHAOSoriginal]

Well she's 17 so I'm pretty sure she just took her SAT's...

[way2jaded1]

I looked at her pics and I would be more inclined to believe she is 31 than 17.

[don222able]

At 1:29 looks like Cenk gonna attack. An alot of y'all have some creamy shit on your legs right now

[wetdream09]

dont forget shes 17... o_o

[wtfdoihavetodohere]

@xy1p33y0x Lol, so true! White girls all wanna be some kind of naughty little princess living in a luxurious fairy tale land.

[kif868]

I don't know why Cenk is getting on her for using SAT words. I mean, she IS 17... she's probably just practicing. lol

Also, notice how the word-theme of the tweet tend to start with the same letter (as though freshly picked from the dictionary) "luminescence, lustrous,luxurious" etc.

[SeanFerrol]

@kif868 She's a fan of alliteration?

[Polydynamix]

She looks like she's 40 years old.

[lominero5]

i never thought I'd see the words luminescence and slippery in the same sentence

[cubieblu]

Cenk had me with the breast rub!

[NCSportsMan70]

Got excited for a second at 1:20 lol

[Chillyman010]

She must think shes an avon product.

[Solitude102]

I admire her use of a dictionary at least..

[Jzuniga453]

I heard about this on rogans podcast

[Politicallyactive101]

I'm pretty damn sure scintallating isn't a word.



[dvdrbn7]

@Politicallyactive101 It is actually. It means sparkling brightly

[lebronjamesXD]

fucking slut. she should be in prison for being so dam stupid.

[BottleConcreteBlond]

I didn't know who she was.

[TheTruth006]

These are not the only ones. They are all like that. The sound like chinese proverbs.

[madaemon]

Holy Alliteration- and Thesaurus-itis, Batman!

Better this lovely little lass take leave of looking learned, lest she seem a tweeting twit and assonant ass.

[buugiman78]

Hey! She is obviously not the one writing these messages. They have way to many fancy words in them. It's her pervy husband who writes them!

[timoback3000]

Attention whore to the max

[rosskstar]

her old hubby dude is 'yea, sure that makes great sense...whatever' hump hump hump

[thesparitan]

Isn't scintillation when you heat a gas to a plasma and cause electromagnetic radiation?

maybe she is very smart and thinks that the lights in LA are caused by a scintillation effect from the fluorescence.

[Dahgrostabphri]

I say, if you're going to be a crazy cunt, go all out!

[MavenCree]

o_0.... K Cenk, don't ever do that move again....

[jv8999]

related videos shows her channel and she actually has music videos?? so terrible

[OmarAlQaseer]

The fact that she has nearly 50K followers really encourages my misanthropy.

[Hayleighx0]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[valflyinf]

Shes probably trying to start a fragrance line or clothes or sex toys maybe even.

[Stingerbillion]

Is she writing erotic novels now? Sweet heart, tweets aren't for those.

[onecrazytewb2]

If she wants to get famous, she can certainly do it by writing erotic novels.

[arayalrio]

@onecrazytewb2 That really depends upon how many colorful euphemisms she can come up with for "love-wand" and "womb badger".

[tofuthebland]

Stodden writes like she reads too many catalog descriptions.

[jared091787]

she actually has nearly 50k followers

[NightmareTeeVee]

END. OF. THIS.

Fuck Off Stodden. Attention Whore.

[WrathOfNolla]

1:05 ftw, Cenk...nicely done

[tph2010]

Who is this person?

[azyeennekun]

Well this was hilarious 

[jackthayer]

this is clearly some kind of terrorist code we need to wire tape her phone now

[SupaAmi]

Hahha, what the hell is wrong with that girl, she is weird as hell!

[CaBr0n76]

That last one made no sense at all

[TheFunkadelicFan]

Cenk, calm down.

[brownhornet22]

"Pink sugary cotton candy bod?" This girl should write Penthouse forum letters for a living.

[toaker]

how do you tweet on facebook?

[ExplosiveNixon]

Seems as if someone is using a thesaurus for spank material while they tweet.

[harmon756]

It's Slippery Saturday! Wooo!

[cheezbawl2003]

If you read them right, they're just a rap song.

[liquifex]

....Succulent Body Pink Delicious Lace Stockings.... *blinks*

[rocalocko]

Alliteration and cocaine?

[Erilis666]

This stupid Courtney Stodden is simply suddenly absolutely annoying and absurd. ;)

[727ping]

She is not the brightest tool in the shed, and she obviously thinks she is the hottest person on the planet, honestly; i could pass.

[727ping]

Her random alliterations crack me up, she at least appears to be a dumbass, she probably just googled words that start with l, s, & p words and just put them down, though the sentences at least have correct grammar, so she can put adjectives in the right places, and the bible verse literally made me fall of my chair. That wasn't the most holy of words she were speaking, and the verse she cited had nothing to do with what he was talking about: i.e. her "cotton-candy bod"

[sammaggie234]

Cenk's seduction moves had me cracking up. And I wouldn't mind seeing Ana duplicate them

[MaceMeetFace]

No matter how many times I watch 1:22 - 1:29 i can't help but rofl. Well. I'm.. I'm sitting in a chair. but I do LOL irl!

[arcticwolfx8]

i masturbated to cenk touching his left boob.

[TheUSMetalhead]

I have no idea who she is. Oh, that nobody. Who fucking cares, don't report nonsense.

[orafaelnl]

Cenk, I didn't wanted to be the one to remind you, but this is the internet and there will be people masturbating as they watch you groping yourself. ;-)

[FDASARO]

She loves that thesaurus

[SVUfannyc]

Cenk IS sooo Stupid ! Lmao

[smallrossy]

cenk is funny as fuck

[Fangtorn]

Who?

[mrramsook]

i like ana'a laugh.

[DRock7977]

I had to close my eyes when Cenk was groping himself it was too embarrasing and strange

[shoot232]

This is how rape happens.

[razarsenal180]

Damn, Cenk got too good a grasp on his left breast.

[upabittoolate]

I really can't handle that chick. This isn't even funny.

[georginainamerica]

she's just trying to show off her alliteration skills.

[rvggarcon]

She's 39. No way in hell is she 16.

[DieTheDeath]

i think its great

[rostant999]

2:03 the last twit looks like she opene the dictionary to L

[theblahs]

She's writing a shitty romance novel in tweet form.

[PraxxTheMovieman]

She´s not 17 Christ! .. I know you know but still.

[coolero80]

Cenk looks like the fat drunk chick that comes up to you at a bar.

[bigdogobi]

I Love You Ana!

[GManGT]

maybe she's responding to someone who asked "what are you wearing?"

[PersonalSpaceInvdr]

mass act of masturbation... WIN!

[HyperTheProfessor]

She paid someone who writes erotic novels to write her tweets.

[DickCheneyXX]

@HyperTheProfessor She clearly cant write like that... That would be a new low for Twitter.

[tvsinesperanto]

You want an explanation for those tweets? One word....Ecstacy. Oh, OK 2 words...Ecstacy and a Thesaurus

[aaronpolitical]

Ana, we all want you to show us what YOU do when you want to seduce a guy...

[7d7e7f7]

Sounds like this bitch is extremely far up her own ass. Plus she looks older than my mom.

[BillKiernan]

it seems that actor dude who always plays a disgusting creepy person is actually creepy in real life.

[goliathprime]

She sounds like the guy from V for Vendetta

[RealTenryuken]

Damn, I just found out that those pornstars got aids. Jenna Haze Bree Olson Stoya Sasha Grey Manuel Ferrara Belladonna Faye Valentine Ashlynn Brooke Evan Stone Teagan Presley Ariana Jollee Kimber James Lucie Theodorova Eva Angelina Richard Mann Lindsey Meadows

[nilbud]

@RealTenryuken Nah you're an idiot.

[radargab]

END OF THIS

[bam121]

After reading these tweets, I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[SweetCash33]

@bam121 LMFAO

[Domzdream]

She has obviously high insecurities on top of her massive ego. She's saying love me, worship me, find me desirable.

It's sad.

Grow the fuck up girl.

[TweekDash]

Thanks for the kind comments about my post :P

[southrules]

Crazy bitches are great in the hay

[cmau14]

well Courtney is 17 so maybe she is studying for her SATs

[TheSarnaran]

@cmau14 yeah, like she's going to college

[jahs389]

Ephobophilia - that is her objective!

[greycloud24]

@jahs389 doesn't need to be. look at recent american history: britney spears, christina agulara, lindsay lohan, olsen twins, miley cyrus, selena gomes, etc. but you can actually go to any culture at any time and find out that teenage women are consistently used as the standard of beauty. ephebophilia is a new age word for normal and doesn't desire to be with an old hag. feminists have tried to paint it as a disorder when really it is perfectly natural.

[isaacBrockofthe41]

God Help us

[darthslain]

the soliciting Crazy capricious bitch is inserting perturbing words into sentances and malevolently butchering them..it doesnt make you clever. this comment just looks dumb doesnt it?

[fatkat444]

@darthslain Especially when you mispell sentence you licentious ostentatious haemoglobin :P jks

[Joyness333]

Come on. Who on earth has 30,000 friends on their facebook account?

[TheTruth006]

Lovely Ladies With Pink Flamingos Guarantee no credit necessarily with chump lubrication Phenomenal Orange.

Pure masturbation material.

[k0d14k1]

Damn I wanted to see Ana rub on her left breast...

[jey169ii]

Lmao

[klowdz1]

16 year old getting married?

that's fucking disgusting by itself!

[tv321123]

@klowdz1 yep

[ThirdRAILKink]

@klowdz1

Why? Sixteen-year-olds everywhere are fucking up a storm.

[klowdz1]

@ThirdRAILKink sure, but its not usually men/women that are (literally in this case) triple their age and have already been through two divources.

but thats still a valid point.

[greycloud24]

@klowdz1 you have been sold a pipe dream by modern feminism. 16 year old getting married is very normal historically perhaps even a bit old. biology and sociology do not mix well. it may be psychologically harmful for a 16 year old to get married in today's culture, but the biology of the raging hormones tells these girls to go go go. in order to effectively fight this you must change human desire and that may require drugs.

[nilbud]

@greycloud24 Ahh fuck off you dimwitted oaf.

[klowdz1]

@greycloud24 wAaAaAaAaAy ahead of you.

[Faladrin]

I feel bad for her husband. No husband wants his wife out there saying this kind of crap on Twitter.

[BeatlesBabe564]

Winky face, XOs

[allthatzpazz]

Ick, she looks like she's 50 the hard way.

[Mika20]

The Soup made huge fun of her when she started tweeting shit that made no sense. She's just doing this to continue having more and more attention...which worked. Now in talks for a reality show.....again...STOP GIVING HER ATTENTION!!

[KingOfTheKill10001]

Slippery Saturday, lol

[Skindoggiedog]

Cenk's not usually that funny a guy, but when he's funny, he's really funny :)

[qwertishly]

All kidding aside, she can't be serious. I'm sure it was a dare or a joke or something.

[qwertishly]

Her legs are luminescent!? I'd like to see that actually.

[Joyness333]

@qwertishly

Well it really isn't all that hard to understand. With all of the gloss and glitter that girls are slapping on themselves these days, I suppose it isn't very hard to give off the appearance of luminescence. lol

[schmoab]

Or maybe she's an old cougar looking for attention.

[ihrtmomopus]

Cenk you turned me on when you talk like that!!

[flipmaya]

Her tweets is what I would imagine passage from a trashy erotica novel would be like.

Are you sure she's 17? There's nothing about her that indicates that she's a teenager. 

[TruthAndMoreTruth]

Soft pink creamy penetrating exhilarating bursting wet pleasure secrete sweet hot throbbing primal dripping pulsating silky warm erect forbidden tight hard exploding rough messy......

How dare you assert that I'm talking about sex?

[luckstergal]

I almost choked on my gum not even halfway through this story. This is awesome. XD

[Scorch2011]

Ana! DEMO.

[xorasel]

what is with this girl and unnecessary alliteration?

[hdzsound]

facebook account,

follower? tweet??!

[DaisyExodus]

I fail to see how anyone can NOT realize how clownish this looks. C'mon Courtney, admit it - you be trollin'. lol

[AssRapingHorseCock]

Looks like somebody got a word a day calender for her birthday.

[RDBeatnik]

She has pretty haiiir, as Epic Mountain Man would say.

[RyunSharp]

And then Pedobear raped her and she loved it.

[ccricers]

@RyunSharp She looks old for 17. Pedos aren't attracted to that :P

[exxxys]

This made me laugh so hard... best/worst use of alliteration I've seen. Ever.

[KuGlasses]

Diction can add in more imagery!

[TheHobgoblyn]

I wonder if she got a list of adjectives and is trying to find a way to use them all as some sort of game.

[trier4952]

Courtney Stodden...900 Number employee in training

[hungrycollegekid]

Woo Cenk made me horny with the left breast grab.

[thelunatiksgrl]

@MaicoMoon ...best post! I was dying laughing!!!

[KeySour]

oh god..bible verse get the fuck out of here

[KeySour]

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