Valentine's Day Pains

[2degucitas]

He he he...he has a girlfriend now.

[dylanr64]

1597 people dont have valentines day pains

[TheLadyRomana]

@DanielGardner My sister watches this every year, and can now quote almost (if not all) of the video. :)

[DanielGardner]

@TheLadyRomana hehehe I apologize for that. ;) I would love to see a video of her reciting it. ;)

[TheLadyRomana]

@DanielGardner I believe she's planning to do it. If she does, it'll be on her channel, HalfPintFlutterBug.

[SpoilerAlert87]

Best video ever, I remember this so well.

[presidentfresh12]

WHERE THE FUCK IS TUBESTEAK!!!!!

[HelloFade2]

I'd like to know who's bright idea it was to have Valentine's Day in Feburary,a month when in most places it's cold as heck outside. I mean it's suppose to be a day dedicated to love and romance and i think most would agree its much easier to be in a romantic mood in warm spring weather than in bitter cold winter weather.

[IIMoses740II]

Wow, I can't believe how many years it's been since I first saw this...and yet I still enjoy it every year for how truthful it is. :D

[DanielGardner]

@IIMoses740II Haha you guys are awesome.

[MariahHarvey]

Stop complaining and being shitty about it just because you're single. If you had a girlfriend you know you'd be all over that shit.

[teamcoltra]

Just like the other guy... I watch this video every Valentines day. This is one of my favourite videos on Youtube.

[DanielGardner]

@teamcoltra Thanks Travis!

[cyanotikat]

@teamcoltra same :D and i feel the need to share with everyone else XD

[joeychofosho]

BEST VALENTINES DAY VIDEO!

watch?v=bvx95WxtLkY

[Tobiisagoodboy31]

Love this!!

[ThizzFaerie]

It's my tradition to watch this video, I love it. <333333333333333

[DanielGardner]

@ThizzFaerie Thanks Adele, happy valentines. :)

[LyrMorrigan]

@ThizzFaerie I'm glad I'm not the only LOL. Is become a tradition for me too :)

[DanielGardner]

@LyrMorrigan Thanks Rochely ;)

[2ceBorn]

@DanielGardner:

This video is great, and very true. I hope it reaches 1,000,000 views soon. It's hilarious to see some of the comments and your responses. You should start making videos again. You had some real potential.

[KatiferousJavericous]

This makes me laugh everytime ;) True in some ways....I couldnt comment on some of the other stuff though! Maybe I can understand why some people chose to comment so negatively- but having said that I have no sympathy for negative voters. To quote dear old Thumper our favourite little bunny- "If ya can't say somethin' nice, don't say nuttin' at all." Go Mr. Gardner. If ya think it's really that bad- we'd all watch a remake! (I'm sure).

[hannahbananalee]

You rock.  I mean, duh.

[HausOfKindred]

Hang in there sweetie. Look both ways ok its safe to cross Now. HONk HOnK *crash* -- hahahahaha

[ABunchOfHooligans]

Fuck justin bieber put me on the list of video responses.

[xNeoxZerox]

i love this video so much.

[xNeoxZerox]

I love this video so much.

[Supertree2]

this guy is great

[DreadPirate15]

Daniel, great video. Valentines day IS pretty lame. To my mind, why not make every day special for your girl? Yeah, speaking of Vday, that happened to be the day my relationship with a (nice) girl died. So yeah, mixed feelings about that day.

[elcimare]

crazy boy kkkk

[SHinkleBStClair]

this is my sister and the family cat :)

[disrotten]

what was the point of this fucking video? what a annoying queer.

[StarmanTim]

I can only assume that this guy is a very very lonely person. True, he is comical, but looking at his styleish haircut, I'm assuming he's involved in the military of way shape and form, not that that's bad or anything. However, my guess is the only love he'll be enjoying will be applied by his own soft & supple hands.

[psalmnineteen]

haha...Watch some of Daniel's other videos and you will see that he's not exactly the pathetic, lonely sort. Just a guy with a cheesy [and *CLEAN*!!!] sense of humor. Some of my favorites are Greetings Earthlings and Pat Hetic and the Search for True Love. Happy watching! :)

[kYels1]

This is still one of my all-time favorite videos... I watch it every year! :)

[Nightshade323]

The day is a joke..and its puts SOO much pressure on us guys. Single or not..its a rough day. Cause if your single...they smack you in the face and mock you..if not..You are expected to be Rico Suave at the drop of a dime.

FUCK V-Day.

[andybremner123]

Exactly Nightshade, I know what you mean, I'm not single I've been with my gf for 3 years now, and every fucking time valentines day comes around I'm so nervous, it's just pressure that's not needed, it's ridiculous ... who needs a day to show people how much you love them?

[Nightshade323]

Im in the same boat as you...and it makes us look even worse if we DONT go berserk and buy an expensive gift. What a pointless holiday..

[UrSSuL]

Rock on! You made me laugh :))

[midnightpopsongs]

I hope I never meet a guy like you ever.

[Wobei]

oder umgekehrt...!

[BabyChickStephy]

Lol Aww That sucks that you dont someone to be with... :[

[xLetsDance]

This is still my favorite. Ever.

[WarrenFaith]

I love this video. You face expressions are great and whenever i recommend videos here, this one is on the list!

[findapartmentnow]

"Glazey eyed gazed look"?? I think he's trying to do stand-up. I say "SIT DOWN!!" Truly awful, not at all funny, not even a tad insightful, trite, poorly delivered, and with a huge dose of very real and obvious anger and resentment towards people, particularly people in a relationship. He's too young to be The Zodiac, otherwise... Hey pal...watch your own video; maybe you'll get a glimmer of why you are alone (I assume such is the case). Bet you remove this post, too.

[DanielGardner]

@findapartmentnow I won't remove it. I'll even agree with it. I'm not funny at all in this video. My monologue was poorly developed, the video was painfully edited (no musical background or transitions), and not relevant to our day and age. I don't laugh when I watch this video. It is a pathetic & lame attempt at copy-catting YouTube videos which ARE funny and enjoyable to watch. It summary, this video is an EPIC fail. I should be ashamed of myself or at least apologize. I live a SAD life.

[Tikilikii]

It's ok! I loved it! Made me laugh, epic win.

[VadymS]

@DanielGardner bwahaha, oh the sa....m, that was good :)

btw I still watch this video once in a while, make me laugh every time haha

[Cdouglas0906]

@DanielGardner I disagree. This was amusing to watch and it is better than some of the dumb vids on youtube. Just do you! If you haven't noticed it has more "likes" than "dislikes", far more. So keep giving us what ya got because this isn't bad!

[luxcretia2]

@DanielGardner:

Daniel, actuallly that`s strange.You make me always feel so much better in watching this video.

You really don`t need to be ashamed.

[niczim123]

dude you need a girlfriend. sounds like youve never been on a date in your life.

[DanielGardner]

@niczim123 You are right. My life is a failure. I need a girlfriend to pamper me.

[luxcretia2]

@DanielGardner:

Daniel, you are life isn`t a failure when you didn`t have any girlfriend or "just" a few.You know, I consider my life not failed though my big love will never love me.He`s the one for me for a little more than half of life(I am 29).

I failed in other things too.But is my life a failure?Nope.

[fingerprint211b]

Sir, you make me sick.

[palaptine]

oh so true on the points

[BlueDragon4484]

I LOLED WHEN I SAW THE CUPID WITH AN UZI

[LSM7680]

Great video; I'll have to check out your site.

[StephenDBruno]

"Cupids are naked babies with weapons of war."

Bro, you are a stinkin' genius for the love!

5/5

[VampireBeef]

He looks really smelly, i bet he smells of vinegar and ash. Discuss

[2degucitas]

Nope. His Mommy makes him shower every day.I can hear the screaming from here.

[mspinkslip]

is it just me or is this cody linley in 20 years?

[2degucitas]

googling cody linley......

[wafflecorp]

awesome vid bro

[nancycakes5]

r u married?

[afrinaariff]

I couldn't agree more (:

[dreged711]

this guys is piss because any girl he ever liked hates him for obvious reasons

really if your have problems with the day don't push your" i hate love" crap on us because we don't give a shit about you.

[emodayne]

Rubbish! there wasnt one second during that video that i didnt fel like punching you in the face.... and im a really calm person.

[Dedokai32]

cupids , babies with weapons of war, a cupid with an oozie pmsl

[Dedokai32]

i dont spend a fkin penny on me bird, all i need is her an vice versa, we go for a picnic or spend the day together, sht wat more cud you want.

[Dedokai32]

read a book on common sense dude and perhaps get an age upgrade

[buttersownsuall]

virgin, huh?

[foschizzle606]

yep, he's gotta be.

[leestitzel]

Somebody is still a virgin! What kind of loser looks at romance this way. Some of what he said is true but we don't want to listen to him rant....had to shut this off half way....

DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME WATCHING THIS.

[DanielGardner]

I totally agree. He is such a moron!!

[xXYewTewbXx]

Don't worry about lee, i get your point Daniel and i find this video hilarious!

[olmesy]

you win

[thebloodranred]

Yeah I know, my gosh, such a moron, and this video totally hasn't made me be subscribed to him for 2 years now. Oh no, I would never do that, 2 years of his hilarious antics and videos would NEVER be something I would enjoy or make myself endure, and it was of course, NOT because of this one video right here that I am watching now, in my chair, on my computer, on the internet, through a monitor. Oh no, not at all... Keep on trucking Dan!

[DanielGardner]

haha, thanks bloodranred!

[moonflash343]

funny vid

[Elasaltaculos]

but the bullets are love bullets!!!!

[TheAlmighyShia]

omg i loved this. even if i'm with someone, still, its true. XD

[xFlux02x]

you're kind of annoying...

[isaacmiller1993]

man you should be on tv!

[chickenmonger123]

hmmm you have been heart you have been heart who heart you who heat you? lol family guy

[shardinea]

Obnoxious, but true. Valentines Day is only fun if you have someone, and then, it's only fun if you get what you're expecting. For everyone else, we stay indoors and watch movies...

[donotkillme1]

agree! i totally agree! xD

[rhaxma2kali]

lol, that was pretty funny (especially since I'm in a relationship, but it's long distance so we have a foot in both camps)

[yourverysilly]

I think secretly...HE WANTS ALL THOSE THINGS!

[psalmnineteen]

@yourverysilly Nah, I don't think so. I think before you experience all those things you have no idea what you're missing out on.

[psalmnineteen]

@yourverysilly Nah, I don't think so. I think before you experience all those things you have no idea what you're missing out on. edit: I AM half of ones of these annoying couples, and I like the video.

[thorntonacademy]

i need a girlfriend too man

[Steamthrower]

What an obnoxious person.

[darthminimall]

I agree 100%, valantines day is a stupid commercial holidy (yes i'm single) and is pointless. Also, i think i will buy some chocolate

[ThePoisonDartt]

ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE!!!

[orgemaggi]

hahaha...

cupid with weapon of war...

[A10hybrid]

So? I spent v-day without much chocolates either. I'd ask you a reason why people like you are better than people like me but I don't think you'd give an answer that at least a million people will find just.

[Thewaterofthepool]

aahh, i still laugh with this one!!

[AndrCurrie]

Get laid you poof

[BottlesAndKazooie]

its valentines day pains, hence valentines day, not life.

[metaldude82]

Wow. Check out the video about this so-called "holiday" that I put up. It is really only 3-4 minutes (it is so long due to an uploading error). Please comment.

[hippiechickie69]

u dont get laid much eh?

[KoricJr]

cupid with an uzi

[serenity713]

the last velentines day was really great for me.. but this is still soo hilarious ^^

[Sarahew88]

Is he going to be ok?

[SakuraPath]

LOVE IT! XD

[purplefreako333]

lol

i love this

very funny

[applescum7]

agreed.  i had an awesome valentine's day, but damn, this is STILL my favorite video.

i've seen it so many times and i still laugh. he has the WILDEST expressions.

[123Anime1Chara321]

you are really a gay :S

[xLetsDance]

Gah. STILL LOVE THIS. Even though I actually had an awesome Valentine's Day...this never fails to make me giggle. :) MY FAVOURITE VIDEO OF YOURS EVER. Just in case you're wondering.

[danaeashley22]

This is an awesome video -- haters have no sense of humor. :D

[Heavylight17]

This always cheers me up on valentines day.

[rareram]

guilty... so freaking guilty

[dizizzik]

basicaly ur gay

[Progfan1978]

Basicaly you´re an idiot.

[singinpiano]

lol. luv this video. hilarious

[stalkingvengeance]

BAHAHAH. Awesome video.

[kYels1]

This video never ceases to make me laugh... I watch it every year on Feb 14th...

[MrSalimore]

wow man this is a really bad vid and ur really gay

[Chocobo49]

lol I thought it was funny :)

[spicoli15]

Hurt to watch guy is not funny at all

[gopedgriff]

YOU ARE AMAZING!!!!!

[Vampified]

You are really really annoying

[BlackLily888]

LOL I love you!

[joebob666666]

I just sent this as a valentines day gift for my girlfriend. bad move?

[Soraman12345]

really bad moove if she isnt into getting fun with valentines day bro

[BottlesAndKazooie]

I remember watching this when it was featured :D

[HONDACIVICSI1]

who made Valentine's Day anyways he must been gay lol

[toldyaso71]

Funny, funny, funny. The glazed look.

[toldyaso71]

Dude that is funny. Very true though.I've been married for 12 years with 3 kids. Love my wife, but V-day is so cheesy. I mean she knows how I feel about her. Yes I tell her, not in the cheesy way though. Can't stand V-Day. It's for those who aren't secure with the ol relation so they go outt and get rediculous cards, candy.............. bla bla bla. Then they hope to get something back even better to reassure themselves. Lets call it L-Day (lame day).

[vardantunian]

Get laid bro.

[Razor5189]

i would find it funny to see you try

[piercingsilence229]

nice job :D

[tbone2004]

Valentine's Day...

The only holiday that I have to ask for a vomit bag... Great job! =D

[narutoismylove112]

I laughed when you purred xD

[radicalcherries]

Hahaha. Yay. I don't feel so bad about being single yet again this year. Thank you, Daniel Gardner, for making my day better once again! <3

[dalia09]

LOL the cupid thing was priceless!!!

[lshow27]

Sounds like someone's still a virgin.... and maybe a little bitter....

[grygabrielphon]

Dude I'd fuck his brains out, bitter or not, those are makin me rock hard

[schmoo666]

not really funny

[inuyashaswoman]

LOL! wow that was too damn funny. I hate valentines day too though. If you truley love someone, don't you think you should show it on more than just ONE day?

I'm single and I'm glad. Now I'm gonna go buy some chocolate...XD

[jamiegratton1]

Fuckin' wierd prick!

[thejewmatt]

great advice the last few seconds

[WhutsWhat]

LOL!! I so like your mentality!!

[GooGooDls]

I say: FUCKIN HILARIOUS! =D

[leftwingnazi]

must be going on his 26th year of being alone on valentines day. Poor guy's broken down.

[suchall]

He's so animated. Good stuff.

[Nightshade323]

This shit is hilarious! Hell, Im in a relationship and I'm ROLLIN!!!

To those idiots....shut the fuck up and laugh.

[anuebus]

this has a sense of humor and also a sense of sadness....perhaps longing?  who can blame him? he mite be on to something.

[Crayolacreative]

ha ha....naked babies with weapons of war.

Have you been hurt by a woman?  Or is this your sense of independence? :-)

[gome900]

he acts like as if he just got turned down by every girl who he asked on a date

[kittinesschan]

Everytime I watch this it just makes my day better. lawlz.

[CptFireFox]

It's a Cupid with an Uzi, that's darling.....

So flippin' funny!

[irdahk]

≈♥≈HA..HA..HA..U are awesome, dude! Cupid, cupid, my cupid...aim one shoot to this dude, give him LOVE! ;)

[Vaft1991]

OMg this is funny

[plucktop]

DONG!

rofl...

[LucienZakhaev]

You're awesome

[donotkillme1]

Daniel, i luv your Videos :DDD

[2degucitas]

no...what you percieve as creepy is just him being his nerdy, white (lovabe) self.

[2degucitas]

uh,..you're talking about yourself in public AGAIN!!!

[MidnightSakura1]

True : )

This is what I think as a married woman. Cupids are disgusting, love poetry is for people who can't say they love someone out loud or they have to proove themselves somehow !alarm bells!, guys who try & get a girl to do everything are just manipulative little boys. Valentines is just like anytime my man takes me out every month (we have a child) apart from you buy a card and wrap up the gifts. I think it's more made for couples who don't bother being romantic the rest of the time

[wilty57]

props man props i can totally relate

[vintage36]

lol~this guy is retarded but funny

[ZombieIsHungry]

Naked babys with weapons of war!! LOL thats the best part. Honest straight forward and funny video. 5 Stars!

[Hoabart]

Here's to PDA's (pretentious drains of attention). And here's to the war between optimism and pessimism so clearly raging in your creative soul. May it roil on.

[Lesha112]

Yes, you're right.

Maybe there is a point in making another day special for those who, maybe are a little to shy to maka another present to their other half or something... BUT I hate the fact of SHOWING your private life so much on that day. HEy, people, I JASU DON'T CADE IF YOU LOVE OR JUST FUCK EACH OTHER! Stop showing me your stupidity just on 13th February!

I think so big mess about St.Valentines makes it some stupid SHOW.

[P4rtis4n]

if you want to see what I get upto on Valentines day, have a look at the baratsandbereta video on youtube called 'to-do list', yes, even the ending.

[luckynacho]

omg rofl... cupid with an uzi

[radicaloranges]

I freaking love you. "Buy yourself some chocolate." <3

[hannahbananalee]

can't WAIT till you fall in love

*dies*

[2degucitas]

Yeah, Hannah. We know he's gonna do everything he says he hates in this video. The girl will be very lucky, though.