The Brig - BP: Rich Fish

[AquariusCampio]

This is an insult to us all! I wish that we were in the same room while he was addresing me & not recorded, because I would have kicke his ass!

[PhantomAct]

In a normal world, BP would be given an infinite fine and its management jailed or given the electric chair. If u vote for me, I'll make that happen.

[alienodio]

this is stupid. so is economics

[henryford016]

Oh, so you say there is a bright side to everything? Here is the poor fishermens bright side: BP getting sued.

[TaxForce141]

pause at 0:19 for creepy grin :)

[fortavietnam]

I have done bp in Viet Nam for 15 years, allowance very bad and empty promises never made

[deanwest15]

This video is great.

[deanwest15]

This video is great.

[Stinoism]

Damn lucky fishes

[2ingrams]

pfh everyone watch the documentary called gashole on net flix it will disgust you how crooked these greedy pigs realy are robbing there own people.

[MELISSA84008]

Watch: topdocumentaryfilms(dot)com/th­­e-curse-of-oil/



[Deltateam210]

@UCBComedy I like how the American presenter puts on a British accent because the company is based in the UK hence the reason why it has British as the B in BP. Its a shame because every person who watches this is going to turn on the British and think we did it. Thanks UCBComedy!

[gergar121]

Fish:no dont try to catch me i have money

Fishman: yeah i dont think its a good idea in the first place to eat fish with raw oil.

[RedRocket1987]

That was a terrible English accent!

[Redraptorxx]

Its hilarious how bp has that green logo. Very ironic!

[uhhhseriouslyguys]

was he trying to do an english accent?

[bpLovesOilSpills]

@uhhhseriouslyguys because bp stands for british Petroleum

[MichaelJacksonfan461]

@bpLovesOilSpills no bp stands for beyond petroleum which is dumb because they are petroleum 

[bpLovesOilSpills]

@MichaelJacksonfan461 wtf?

[MichaelJacksonfan461]

@bpLovesOilSpills i just said bp means beyond petroleum but maybe it means British petroleum too. beyond petroleum means they are giving money for research into other fuels. that oil spill did make them look stupid it was petroleum in the ocean. it isn't actually all bp's fault, the main fault that caused the oil spill was with the equipment leased to bp by a company called Transocean USA. I do not work for bp either i just think it's nasty to blame someone without knowing all the facts.

[bpLovesOilSpills]

@MichaelJacksonfan461 i didnt blame anyone.... anyway i knew it wasnt them

its just that they would go for the bigger company

[dupa123l]

bp really messed up, i hate thm for tht!!!! but everybody makes mistakes ik wtf hannah montana!!!!

[matadorxpress]

/watch?v=pjqTDFBJtlI

[fishingfluff]

this THREAD IS OLD NEWS GET OVER IT!

[MonsterAir6]

this is fucking brilliant i usually dont like stupid comedy but this is good stuff

[TheThunderkid7]

fuck you bp you suck

[SkittlesRideDownhill]

lol at the akward silence at 0:56

[hilanderproduction]

ROFL!!! These guys are hilarious

[LedZeppelinForever13]

is that a ship in the background at 0:18?? or is it trees??

[AdaTwilightFairy]

So funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[InBedWithRhinos]

oh dear your a bad actor/comedian/jester :\

[cast127]

that was so funny

[TheBackfiringVirus]

I guess BP...

*Puts on sunglasses*

Spilled some oil.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­­AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[ilovecake213]

Funny how you blame Britain for this diasaster when 39% of the company Is American owned, Same old America. Always looking to pinpoint the blame on somebody else.

[blinkystop]

@ilovecake213 So now we're better at owning your companies than you are? Damn is there anything europe isn't second place to the U.S. in?

[ilovecake213]

@blinkystop Thats because America excels at corporate greed better than anyone else In the world, Well the country I come from actually gave you mostly everything you use today, Including your television, your telephone and your fridge. So In a way your country Is second best to us pal.

[MEDINAHSHRINER]

@ilovecake213 Then ah what are you doing here? Working for BP?

[ilovecake213]

@MEDINAHSHRINER Working for BP Is the last thing I would want, They are an evil company. Like most Oil companys are.

[TheSpursfan14]

@blinkystop Your right, America kicks our ass at racism, homophobia and getting its allies into wars we can't win. Nice one.

[altnation10101]

@ilovecake213 maybe it would help if the company wasn't called british petroleum

[trybalnet06]

BP = beyond pathetic

[moneyvillaroyo]

Terrible accent - it just sounds so american.

Horrible misrepresentation though that BP is owned more by Americans than the British.

[WhyHelloJohn]

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[JeremyAB95]

i just like the ending XD

[darkbladegamer666]

there swimming in money xD

[BookAddict999]

He peers into my soul! It burns!!!

[Rugbymadone]

the eyes on him

[roykillany]

terrible accent.

[Juandisimo]

@roykillany Yea. good thing you're going to make a better video.

[pienatguard]

wtf dumb a noob

[LolZ4LifE456]

i hate everyone o my nosh

[ZsTARR64]

That actually sounds like something they would say.

[flitz0Prinze]

Oh shit,

420,420 views.

[StuckInSnowAgain]

@SnowfallEon More like making light of one.

[WWEvideosLive]

yep

[einTyp25]

The oil spill wasn't an accident .It was the revenge of the British for independence.

[AlphaBiggitz]

@einTyp25 The company is now more American than it is British. It's like saying KFC is British because it's come over to Britain.

[lankplank123]

@einTyp25 haha it's our version of the boston tea party ;)

[parkour720]

BP= Big Problem

[ZombieGamer63]

BP Oil: Contains 20% oil.

[IdioticAmericans]

i wish i could have swim down to the gulf and plug that spill with my dick

[awesomedude1224]

bet bp has like 2 subscribers on youtube. thumbs up if you agree

[WTF23450]

@awesomedude1224 those 2 people r dumbasses

[autobotcharizard]

@awesomedude1224 yah they probibly work 4 bp

[HaloKing3536]

@awesomedude1224 6k+ subs.... mostly haters though

[FinDudeMBaD]

@awesomedude1224 no they must have more, all their workers have subscribed.

if not they would have been shot and fired.

[Sikeman214]

@awesomedude1224 Go look? it has a youtube channel.

[geeksquad2]

@awesomedude1224 actually they have just over 8,000 but close enough...

[TolHydra]

@awesomedude1224 actually they have 8.5k and its really awkward.

[hawkmoth11]

@awesomedude1224 Actually they have 8,676

[suparichguy]

thumbs up if this idiot is gay

[Dethclops7]

hahahaa it's like a bailout hahahaa

[MEareCAT]

BP are cunts

[chezdez102]

well just think if the bp spill didnt happen then UCB"Comedy" would have fuck all to do.

[bloodlava]

Bp = Broken promises

[ImmunityFighter]

@bloodlava

BP = Big Phail

[bennettchris32323]

that's optimistic! lol

[halcyon0830]

BP = Bringing Poison

[toocheaptobuyatripod]

BP is bisexual

[toxicgamerDOTcom]

@toocheaptobuyatripod its not a fucking person its a group

[zeangia]

Bp is not gay

[imnotaginger]

@zeangia no but they are animal murderers

[xXxsceneforeverxXx]

@zeangia may not be gay but they killed 12 people or more and TO MANY ANIMALS!

[UltimateCydiaSource]

@zeangia Do you like work for BP?

[ImJustAwsomeDan]

i think that would work and fool the americans, post it to them bp !!!

[TheHumzz]

Rubbish

[LilaAndDanny]

BP=Beach Polluters. (:

[dazzasl93]

thats a shit accent

[Phantasmos]

drill baby drill

[djmocok]

BP = Big Penis

[speedproductions797]

the fish have a good counter to that statement

[shaylatheguineapig]

wow bp is gay.

[greenlantern1965]

This is true, i don't know what yanks are moaning about.

[MyUwantme]

money buys everything, for a poor person he would got excuted for a rich person it all games

[swordfish688]

if you dont support BP you hate america, and your probly a homosexual.

shut it fags.

[redecember]

@swordfish688 ur either a noob troller, or a moron

[wowdude360]

BP = Bitch Please

[Sikkiification]

You guys need to lighten up.

All of you are getting so uptight

about what the comedian is

saying, but you have to realize

that he's not slamming the Louisiana

standard of living, or anything like

that.

He simply making fun of how completely

idiotic the enitre BP corporation is.

So chill.

[PureDarkAngelSkillz]

@Sikkiification why the fuck are you double spacing and shit when you can just continue typing.... fucking annoying, your taking up space...

[Sikkiification]

@PureDarkAngelSkillz

nobody thinks you're

cool because you say fuck

all the time.

and it doesn't matter how i

type. you're taking up space

by commenting just to tell

me that you don't like

the way i type.

[PureDarkAngelSkillz]

@Sikkiification cool story. you will die without accomplishing anything in your life. sweet dreams : )

[Sikkiification]

@PureDarkAngelSkillz

and i'll still have

done more than you.

[007Influence]

@Sikkiification Even though the American contractors that worked on the rig have now admitted on 2/12/10 that it was mostly their fault for causing the oil pump pipe to break. I think you owe BP an apology and maybe a refund of 50+ million big ones!

[Flawrey]

@Sikkiification where the hell did louisiana come into this

[ivandjonnyTV]

Hey @CajunTauri FUCK YOU!

[excabus]

@ivandjonnyTV Your comment was about as mature and rational as a menstruating pre-teen gorilla.

[comicfreak13]

@excabus if the gorilla was menstuating, it might have been mature?

[excabus]

@comicfreak13 10-11 year old females have been known to menstruate. Said menstruation is not cause for mental maturity either.

[CajunTauri]

@ivandjonnyTV Fuck yourself right back! While you're at it, mind your own damn business?!

[CajunTauri]

Incredibly low standard of living? That is offensive. Yes, I am a Louisiana resident. The cost of living in Louisiana is certainly lower than the national average, but the standard of living? Go fuck yourself.

[fishingfluff]

@CajunTauri ___ people just don't fkn understand: If this would of got worse, it could of ruined alllllllllllllllllll the east coast of America and allllll up the Caribbean.

FUK BP FUK UBC COMEDY AND FUK OFF small minded fuks

[swordfish688]

@fishingfluff as it should have.

you must support terrorism, and islam

fucking faggot

[S3bz3r0]

@CajunTauri What the fuck Tauri? You didn't ever learn that you must never take anything called ''comedy'' seriously? He's just exaggerating the fact that it is lower than the average. He's NOT expressing his opinion.

[CajunTauri]

@S3bz3r0 Yes, I'm well aware of the differences between real life and comedy. I am expressing my personal opinion that I think this vid is offensive....and dumb. There is a difference between standard of living and cost of living. Maybe this guy should look them up.

[S3bz3r0]

@CajunTauri Sorry if you feel that way, but when I hear offensive jokes about where I live, I'll laugh, if it's well placed of course.

The joke alone about Louisiana isn't funny, it's just that it fits where they've done it.

It also happens to be misinformed, it happens.

[CajunTauri]

@S3bz3r0 I completely understand where you're coming from and I appreciate your rationalism. I don't think misinformed would be the right terminology though. :)

[ClNNAMON]

@CajunTauri It's a joke. Calm the fuck down.

[CajunTauri]

@ClNNAMON It's my personal opinion. You calm down?

[TaigaToraDora]

ROFL

[whathehellbombit]

LETS MAKE BP PAY

seizeBP.org

sign the petition

PLEASE HELP SPREAD THE WORD!

[swordfish688]

I totally support BP's destruction of that shithole lousiana! it had to be done sometime. If you disagree your a commie faggot

[Dav3yTheNoobKiller]

@swordfish688 YEAH I AGREE WITH HIM BP COULD NOT SUPERVISE THAT OIL RIG DAY BY NIGHT YOU RICH, FAT AMERICANS SHOULD STOP GETTING UP OTHER COUNTRIES NOSES AND SORT OUT YOUR OWN PROBLEMS!!!

[fishingfluff]

@Dav3yTheNoobKiller your country comes and shits in American waters and were the ones sticking our noses in your "business" how bout i slap u wit my cok and cal it even dumb fuk head?

[CajunTauri]

@fishingfluff Trust me, I'm no friend of BP...but I think it's important to remember that BP is something like 40 or 50% American owned.

[fishingfluff]

@CajunTauri ------- no my friend, its all British on our waters that own all thus we own shares, they own the company. America should ban any country from drilling in American waters, but you think we'll do that to our allies? Money talks bs walks---The Queen OWNS

[CajunTauri]

@fishingfluff @fishingfluff Per the wall street journal - BP = 39% American owned. YouTube is not letting me post the link but I found it in a quick google search of "is bp American owned".

[Sike991]

@Dav3yTheNoobKiller Obesity rates are only at 15% so you can go fuck yourself.

[OMGitzCooper]

spill some oil in downtown dallas many people who live there would appreciate 5 dollars

[bacc1991ITA]

I believe that this project is that winning is liked a comment or a response to the account thanks

[jessexbraughton]

Gman?

[blackstockroadboi]

Worst English accent I've ever heard!

[sergeymuryhin123]

@blackstockroadboi

i didnt even notice one until you said something

[youtubalisation]

not funny



[SirBubbaGumb0]

You'll find there's more money to be made in fish oil supplements, ha, ha, ha!

[TheCekList]

Thumbs Up If BP is gay!

[swordfish688]

@TheCekList faggot

[OnTheToiletBeyotch]

@TheCekList Ooo nice. Using "gay" as an insult, good one. Because using a sexuality as an insult makes you feel so much better about your own is definately cool! Who cares about teen suicide, right? xD

[kfranco145]

BP= Big Poodle

[fishingfluff]

@kfranco145 But Phucks

[METALMAN4Wii]

It's true I seen an oil soaked seagull driving a brand new lambo today.....!

[LeopardFrogPilboxhat]

@METALMAN4Wii

Lucky Ducky!!! Argghh

[DEVIL555666]

BP= Big Penis (no gay stuff)

[BankruptMonopoly]

BP = bastard pigs

[fishingfluff]

This is fake, its not bp. These are just other morons

[OriginalRum]

@fishingfluff Really? your just now getting this? BP is stupid but not that stupid.

[DuHast1996]

@fishingfluff Stand back folks. I think we're on the verge of a breakthrough.

[lololauren2001]

I live in Louisiana and without fish it bad!!!! Me not happy!! BP= Bad People.

[gerster43]

BP = backpack

[RustyKitteh]

Soda shot out my nose at the end. xD Fucking brilliant.

[fishingfluff]

@RustyKitteh you sure it was soda and not your boyfriends cum?

[RustyKitteh]

@fishingfluff My girlfriend was reading this over my shoulder. We laughed at your fail. :)

[PETROLEONLINE]

URGENT COMMENT IN THE WORLD Recently in Moroccan country - , a person named " Omar Bouzalmat " served before as a gendarme ()fficer J.P ,detected on himself a giant talent detecting oil at a distant area ,by emetting of waves with a speed of 7200 kms per hour ,directly - see references on my present youtube site- Said that oil spill in gulf mexico ,because of the magma down the field , that gives heath and pressure. The spill stopped , when the heath and pressure reduced. .

[livvindhadream]

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? NO BODY DUE TO BP!

[kylethejew010]

This spill seems set up from the begining....dont believe me? What does BP stand for? BEACH POLUTION :D

[tekkai235]

*sigh* well Bp stocks are still rising, what does that mean......? i think u all know

[AnotherWayFilms]

BP is ARCO

ARCO is BP

Are you still buying their gas?

[blajdizz33]

boycott b.p.

[zeonbub]

BP isn't representative of Britain as a whole

[CanOfWhoopAst]

BP= Bad People

[CPmoviegurl]

@CanOfWhoopAst Yes.

[MrEscimoBoy]

@CanOfWhoopAst

BP = Big Problem...

[oohoohmelikey]

@CanOfWhoopAst Everyone in the world = Bad People. There is no point for you to say who is good or bad. The last of the righteous have fallen. This world is doomed for eternity.. The end shall be swift. Many souls will be trapped forever. There is no chance that people will grasp this. Those of good will be saved forevermore by the gods.... If those of good still remain...

[CanOfWhoopAst]

@oohoohmelikey dude wtf are u a poet..... queer

[S3bz3r0]

@oohoohmelikey it's too easy to hope instead of helping the situation yourself, lazy ass.

[landesal]

@CanOfWhoopAst BP=British Pricks

[fuzzydogdog]

@CanOfWhoopAst up for fish

[GreenSight201]

@CanOfWhoopAst dumb but at the same time smart

[dycarbon1]

It would have been even better if they had gotten an actual British guy to do it.