Jack Vale - Paranoid Again

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THE SOUND EFFECTS OGJSIEGJ



[musicsage3]

Props to Mr. Vale for the pranks, esp with all the overweight women around...

[nezzzzronerrrr]

Good idea @kproytube

[kproytube]

you should dress up as an agent then after your done describing them youshould say... alright ive described them for you you got em on your scope? let me clear out of the way so you can take the shot

[baseballkid077]

why did you post this video? stupid attention whore. pathetic. make your own content to get attention. tsk tsk

[LuReShoTs]

please do more <3

[Pcmanx19]

@LuReShoTs Hes not the orignal poster look up jackvalefilms if you want more.

[L0N3W01F21]

you should be talking about someone and say what they are wearing, as usual but say "No, but he's already did it 2 times and if he does it again i will alert the manager." lol

[zackboomer]

lol subbed

[IBEBRW86]

priceless. hahah LOVE it!



[xXR3MiXx]

you should dress up in a suit looking serious and get a box of cereal and ask a worker exactly how much pieces of cereal is in the box

[MeowMyMix87]

Were you in cambridge ohio for this one? It looks exaclty like my walmart

[Ph0be]

@MeowMyMix87 all walmarts look the same bro

[Shazgi]

You should wear a full suit and sunglasses make them think you're a secret agent lool

[PointlessComedy]

@Shazgi SEND that to him in a message as a REQUEST, that would be awesome good idea!

[agahajak]

@Shazgi Edbassmaster already done it..

[MonsterMike1995]

@Shazgi Imagine using full force

[captxena31]

hey jack you have someone copying your skits but yours are much better u should check into that

[EXPLOSION518]

Whenever they say something to you, reply with a bunch of NONSENSE.

[EXPLOSION518]

Whenever they say something to you, reply with a bunch of NONSENSE.

[AZAP28]

I LOVE the music that goes along with it...

[moneymakerabc]

Man the music makes it that much better :) brilliant stuff

[Hotdog0422]

Omg this is painful funny!

[mrsonnyjim96]

marry me?

[scottishwun]

daym that black chick got a nice ass @ 47

[keicydillah]

JACK POT ITS IN THE CART

[TheShaneisme]

i bet that man thought twice about eating them onions

[mrsonnyjim96]

@TheShaneisme this made laugh as much as the video HAHAHAa

[Unbentbird]

his baging up some onions sounds like a code for a drug deal lol

[TheMichelle2799]

lmao i want to try this at walmart but someone would kiss my ass for doing it to them or i'd be kicked out, not like i'd care being kicked out

[n1tr00s]

best vid

[amaganaz]

I don't think any body on Youtube Gives a shit about ADS!! ,,, we get enough of that shit on the T.V.!

[tremayne3]

funny

[tremayne3]

good

[tremayne3]

more pooter please

[tremayne3]

haha

[tremayne3]

brilliant

[PimpThe478]

JACK UR 4KING CRAAAAZY.

[cutieutie]

@PimpThe478

4King?  Really?

[cadaveria661]

i think he is going to eat an apple now lol hahahahahaha

[TheMb00]

have you ever got into trouble for doing this

[MrKyvegas00]

Edbassmaster vs Jack Vale??

[shawnk413413]

LOL @ 1:25 when he says "looks like about 4 or 5" the guy takes a look to count hahaha

[ReResz]

omg this is funny

[gudroe7]

Umm... he started with ed bassmaster. They used to do this together.

[kelkel639]

this guy copies ALL! of edbamaters shit he need to make up his own stuff you suck!

[mrmcskitles]

@kelkel639 they work together you retard

[malevolentmistake]

"you talkin to me?" "no i'm just talkin to my buddy"

[mtnlogistics]

JACKPOT! It's in the cart.

[toddholden]

liked the early ones...now they suck

[Lord5oth]

Robert Deniro at 1:04

[PimpThe478]

I love this-FUCK GOD.

[MrYayo22]

hes eating the grapes LOL and i think hes now gonna eat an apple hahahaaha

[Pizzadr]

Now that is some funny stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LiveBrite]

God has a plan and a place for you

[DustinAndNatasha]

damn JACK....MORE PARANOID BUBBLE BLOWERS. PLZ???? MORE MORE MORE MORE

[wasabi167]

I love to see the expressions of all the people on your videos.

They are priceless.

[busterl0ver]

umm yeah wouldnt you see a camera...

[UnrealStyrofoam]

@busterl0ver ummm yeah no, they hide it in his friend's cart

[busterl0ver]

@UnrealStyrofoam ohhh i see..!

[rockerD1717]

lmfao..i bet everyone thinks hey have a head hitter after them or something

[Meteor62x2]

It's the background music that makes it so hilarious. I'll tell ya what though...I was in the produce section of Walmart yesterday and I kinda look out for anyone doing this stunt. I'm on HIGH alert!!! ha

[DustinAndNatasha]

there is already one of these videos, why do you post these as if we really need to w atch it again???

[PimpThe478]

Who u talkin to.

[MrSizzleDrizzle]

all d sound fx are frm diary of a badman

[BridgeyberFever]

1:37, that guy is gonna be scared to eat those onions!

[lildertygangsta]

how does he get so good at this?

[lildertygangsta]

I think he is gonna eat a apple now LMAO

[Luniz187og]

He's reaching for the onions, Ooooh thats not a good one

[BigThier96]

LMFAO AT "HES GONNA EAT THE APPLE" HAHAHAHAH

[xxoocobraooxx]

"You talking to me?" No no im just talking to my friend lol

[dopemcee]

lol...dude gonna fkk around nad have a real schitzo go Ham on him....keep fkking around lol..

[dg4love]

lool i think he is gonna eat apple now..

[1337Flyboy]

get on the intercom and do this. #96 lol

[chinchillawrangler]

that guy could eat all the apples....

[gabby4steve]

Jackpot...its in the cart". Freakin hilarious!

[jarannalli]

0:00 to skip the very funny ad.

[lalaha22345]

I WOULD USE TOYOTAS TECHNOLOGY TO STOP THESE STUPID ADS

[DayLight95]

@lalaha22345 or jsut get addblock.

[mikehatesgayassford]

@lalaha22345

LMFAO xDDDDDD i love you and i would marry you regardless of your sex gender or race!

[UnboundLegend]

@lalaha22345 I got a beer ad!

[southhayabusa]

@lalaha22345 I don't think you would, cause that's how Jack Vale (and Youtube) makes money, therefore you can watch it for free.

[causeandeffect81]

Mall cop!!! Jack, you are a genious.

[kobebryant24kb24]

You should get a suit and some glasses LOL

[kobebryant24kb24]

Hi h

[rickygervais1776]

Brilliant! Do more!

[DamnedFuss]

In reference to the onion: "no, that's not a good one". xD

[RWmods]

Gonna eat an apple

[Aceofdiamonds01]

LOL

[Westside187ride]

1:25 is that guy wearing a bullet belt?

[gannacto]

LOL he made another vid :O BTW the black suit is a awsome idea

[Rubbers200]

yep i agree to the thumbs up questions

[OhDenggItsLC]

jackpot its in the cart

[ItsNicolebaybie2011]

Where is this?

[antoninfremont]

JACKPOT

[wolfwoman2241]

lol! i love the sound effects.

[funkmastajack3]

hahahahah creative

[GarlandVil1]

i love the background song.. xD makes it more hilarious!

[micheshawn]

love ur vids jack

[manfiii]

haha great... make longer videos ;)

[rokstar807]

Fucking,BRILLIANT!!! I love it,Jack! Keep 'em comin' my friend,you're hilarious!

[colton1337]

funny as hell :p

you should def wear a black suit and glasses, or a trench coat, O:

[chrisssduude]

JACKPOT! in the cart

[lU2BE2]

now he's eating a grape... "you talken to me?"

[Cheeseontoastguy]

this is sooo clever and sooo funny

[xMoistx]

SUIT AND GLASSES

[J03yB0y1989]

Black suit and glasses Jack!!! MIB Status... It'll be sweet as hell! CMON >.>

[kaiyongg]

I want MORE MORE!!

[pubtor]

about my friend jack...

when he's not farting.. he's making people paranoid

[TrampOllen]

CAN YOU PLEASE MAKE MORE AND MORE OF THESE

[scruffylittlecat]

LOL! Jack is the BEST on BOM! <3

[MurdocLC]

With a suit and glasses it draws too much attention. I think this way is better. XD

[teknogeek212]

JACKPOT

[Apophlc]

Black suit + black shades = waaaay better video 

[creapah]

@Apophlc the thing about that is bassmaster already did it and it wouldnt be as original lol

[sm19mi]

@Apophlc And bluetooth

[smacktalking]

you should have yelled "GO GO GO!"

[yackon4game]

naah he needs a blue tooth

[rushentertainment]

you are to funny

[BenNarNar44]

ILOVEHTHESE!

[xmoonbloom]

KEEP EM COMING, JACK!

[november132]

what store is this in?

[WhozYourPaddy]

@november132 Looks like a Wal-Mart. Lots of WalMarts looks the same, I was at one today that looked very similar, but I highly doubt it was the exact same one.

[PsychoKycl]

So short =\

[CGlassTree]

do this again!!!

[VICEZED]

im waitin for a guy to smoke him. hahaha. this shits awesome

[fusionDX]

UH thats not a good one. LOL

[ihateyou2OO7]

#LOL

[roost31]

Should of said The onion is in the cart, i repeat the onion is in the cart! :D

[airbus001]

#LOL

[subsynchronous]

Funny stuff. Something about the clothes could make it better.

[elissilou]

this is awesome but you should redo it in a black suit and like aviators or something? haha

[watzgoodinthe711]

YEA JACK YOU NEED TO GET A SUIT WITH GLASSES LOL FBI AND CIA TYPE OF STUFF

[danielgirotto]

I'll go out on a limb and say you need a suit and black glasses.

[MajiklyDalishus]

0:45 RACIST!

[05sykesj]

These are the best ones

[movieluv94]

i LOVE paranoid! he should go like..."should we take him down?"

[movieluv94]

HD OMFG.

[aantulis]

U R NOT DRESSED RIGHT!!

[wertdesglueck]

best eposode EVER!

[KrazyRawb]

Lmao at the grape guy

[378xxianxx378]

rofl jack has so much balls i'd love to see how much they edit out for this

[JackLeonardoBulmer]

these are great WE WANT MORE! :)

[DopePhotography]

this is great can we get part 2?

[Gustavo0929]

@DopePhotography this is part 2

[DopePhotography]

@Gustavo0929 i noticed.

we need part 3!!!

[JTisThis]

he should wear a black tux with glasses with a hearing aid type thing in his ear.... like the FBI or soething

[BigSM45]

eventually sumbodys gonna hit u in da face

[walkingdoom]

the i need that or i don't need that with uncle john are funnier

[Jacob9282]

JackVale: The only funny one on this channel.

[16klu16]

Oh yeah!! I love ur vids Jack! Especially Paranoid! :D

[ablanchi]

jackpot!!! lol it should be your catch phrase!!!!!

[phatbirdy3689]

HAHAHAHA, I WOULD LOVE IT IF SOMEONE FOLLOWED ME AROUND LIKE THAT IN THE SUPERMARKET ID LIKE MAKE EM SAY THE MOST RANDOMEST SHIT XD

[cornishmessiah]

Funny as usual, this series is Awesome!!!!!

[logiepoges1]

Keep 'em comin!

[vidgamaddecked]

his pants change from 1:00 to 1;15

[gallowspagey]

HAHAHAH JACKPOT ITS IN THE CART! LOL!!!!!!!!

[Wirld]

I may be paranoid, but I'm not an android.

[ImJustSayinnnnn]

LMFAO these videos, the farting ones and the train horn are by far the funniest

do more

[Baptista955]

hahahaah. Now this is the kinda stuff that should be on this show.

[britolitos]

I would lmao if a guy beat you up

[bubblepallybubble]

Still would love to see this done in a suit... but that is simply asking for trouble great job xD These are my favorite pranks

[roses00000]

LoL these are my fav by yall...! hahaha

[defyingcredentials]

Jack, you need a suit and some glasses. Also, use a creepier spy-ish type of tone when you speak. That'd totally freak 'em out.

[basenjilovermeg]

@defyingcredentials

I see similar comments on all of his videos to wear a suit and sunglasses. It seems he never listens.

[Jigiligy]

I just wonder what might be going through their heads

[skipskops]

JACKPOT!!!!!!

[zizikelizike]

DUDE ... you need a suit and black glasses!

[acebrawler73]

@zizikelizike yea and be talking into your sleeve. lol

[JamieVegas]

@zizikelizike Yes! Please do one like that.

[Antlynn781]

@zizikelizike they do check out edbassmaster and him in CIA