"So, just another band who sell more copies of their album than I do of mine." N-Dubs, according to you, got to number 5 and you have now had a number 4! Look how far you've come. :)
I feel ashamed being Greek, and it's not the politic and economical crisis we have, it's not that the country is running by idiots, it's not that all young people leave the country, NO!!!
'love it when I see this list are turkey, and this is the course of destroying' are the subtitles of this video for: 'This is when I see the sweat start drippin eeurrgh'
"The only thing that's pretty is your two front titties,"
On remark of them putting "front" in there, it could be because they're dating a fat person with so much fat it looks like they have breasts in the back, too.
@abstractxXxsmile That's true. I was looking at him very closely, and I'm pretty sure the shirt has something to do with it. The hair certainly doesn't hurt, either.
Your a douche how could you sit there and mock N-Dubz when you look like a gay piece of shit (piss) Yeah in brackets going to do your little brackets action! Well fucking do that then burn in hell!
@geeze96 Naaah - they're actually quite good. They did some awesome songs :) This is coming from somebody who loves MyChem, Johnny Cash and Gaga xD xx
you say 36 on the 36th sec .... O.0
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kt76943 4 days ago
@kt76943 I don't think that's his mum, it sounds like becky?
stephstarkidweasley8 1 day ago in playlist Lyrics DISSECTED
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kt76943 4 days ago
im sorry but we americans we dont have that.... unfortunatly. :(
MsGallifrey2011 6 days ago in playlist Lyrics DISSECTED
@bassLAIFE ...They must be from Tasmania.
sarah87712 6 days ago in playlist Lyrics DISSECTED
This is why I love N-Dubz.
Having a bad day? Just listen to N-Dubz; how could anybody NOT laugh at those lyrics? :3
CoconutterlyCrumble 1 week ago in playlist Lyrics DISSECTED
Alex, i like your hair best like this....
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The shameful 'Aw yeah, he said my name,' moment I had during this video.
thefrizzter 1 week ago in playlist Lyrics DISSECTED
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thefrizzter 1 week ago in playlist Lyrics DISSECTED
[shut up]
LMFAO
chloethepirate 1 week ago in playlist Lyrics DISSECTED
Two front titties... as apposed to two BACK titties?
ImAMagicalRainbow 1 week ago 6
Ladies and Gentlemen ... Boys and Girls..
iDimend 2 weeks ago in playlist Lyrics DISSECTED
It's flying up my ARM?!?!?!?!
Weapon0fCho1ce 2 weeks ago in playlist Lyrics DISSECTED 2
'"met a pretty young lady should i say bitch??"....no you shouldnt...' hahaha:D
bareluvformybabes 3 weeks ago 12
2:17 <3
Brickanie98 3 weeks ago
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Brickanie98 3 weeks ago
like if your watchin this in 2012
SunLord101 3 weeks ago in playlist Lyrics DISSECTED 11
'met a pretty young lady, should I say bitch- no you shouldn't' LOL!
EveKirky 3 weeks ago 5
2:06
josa115 3 weeks ago in playlist Lyrics DISSECTED
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josa115 3 weeks ago in playlist Lyrics DISSECTED
FETCH ME THE MIND BLEACH! :O
MrPaulHaw 3 weeks ago in playlist Lyrics DISSECTED
Oh Pleasant Row, ah that looks really ah-...ah
Raveityourway 3 weeks ago in playlist Lyrics DISSECTED 6
If both your pants are hanging up, what are you wearing?
Ki7aWhite 3 weeks ago
Does he like N-dubz or does he diss them? He's pretty funny either way
DAPes2theY 4 weeks ago
4:43 LOL
Sophiohyeah 1 month ago
"So, just another band who sell more copies of their album than I do of mine." N-Dubs, according to you, got to number 5 and you have now had a number 4! Look how far you've come. :)
KatzePiano 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos 10
I love his hand motions because we cant conceptualize what brackets look like(:
QuidditchWiz 1 month ago 2
I just looked this up...don't do it haha x) even worse with a "melody" behind if i can even call it that haha
Egirl1003 1 month ago in playlist More videos from nerimon
I love these videos. MORE!
KristinaApril 1 month ago in playlist Lyrics DISSECTED
"Oh, no, no, this is worse, I've just read the line off the second verse."
Alex Day, freestyle rapper.
RaynaOfSunshine 1 month ago 162
Can I say. Those lyrics arnt in that song.
xxSuperPinkChickxx 1 month ago
@xxSuperPinkChickxx pretty sure they are.
tychul 3 weeks ago
@tychul im sure they arnt. when i tried to find the lyrics they arnt in at all
xxSuperPinkChickxx 3 weeks ago
Hey alex - you're at number 4 :)
HungryLionCAT 1 month ago in playlist Lyrics DISSECTED 7
Heh, Heh. Now look two years later where you are on chartjackers..... just saying. Pretty awesome.
wingedynamite 1 month ago in playlist Lyrics DISSECTED
So this was the time when Nerimon used to wear normal clothes.
IvanPavlov 1 month ago 8
"It's so appalling trying to piss in the toilet when its flying up my arm" i laughed way to hard
LAWLoROFL 1 month ago in playlist Lyrics DISSECTED 4
he has a cute laugh
Randomgleek12344 1 month ago in playlist Lyrics DISSECTED
your hair is amazing here
thesunrisehurts 1 month ago 5
and now your at number 5 :)
celebrian94 1 month ago in playlist Lyrics DISSECTED 3
"Should I say bitch?" "No. You shouldn't!" HA!
MsPatrickstump 1 month ago
AHH SO GOOD!
turtlelvr45 1 month ago in playlist Lyrics DISSECTED
Lmfao I love N-Dubz, and even I died of laughter watching this :') Although, am I wrong in sensing a little bit of jealousy? ;)
Sinead826 1 month ago
No, no, this is worse,
I've just read the line of the second verse.
Alex the rapper.
Yorkie595 1 month ago in playlist Lyrics DISSECTED 4
There is something uncomfortable about watching Alex talk about sex...
andrandomstuff 1 month ago 10
MUNDANE LYRICS! LOL
KroKKaulitz 1 month ago
Why "front" titties? :/
FYTJ 1 month ago 11
Your hair looks really good in this video Alex ^_^
TheMightyTeeps 1 month ago in playlist Lyrics DISSECTED
just realised how long i've been watching your videos, man, keep up the good work
OllyOfCydonia 1 month ago in playlist Lyrics DISSECTED
(sharp)
MissSibunaGirl 1 month ago in playlist Lyrics DISSECTED
I feel ashamed being Greek, and it's not the politic and economical crisis we have, it's not that the country is running by idiots, it's not that all young people leave the country, NO!!!
It's N Dubz!
RockingOcean92 1 month ago in playlist Lyrics DISSECTED 3
This is weird. In elementary school, there was this phys. ed. program called Flexercise...
Jordinazee 1 month ago
you have an amazing laugh. :)
dogEluvr1996 1 month ago in playlist Lyrics DISSECTED
'love it when I see this list are turkey, and this is the course of destroying' are the subtitles of this video for: 'This is when I see the sweat start drippin eeurrgh'
AmaiLaura 1 month ago
@samdaviesful ...still you. Can you honestly not see how ridiculous this song is?? :')
keepcalmandrockout 1 month ago
You look unusually hotter than usual in this video...
BritaniaANDPrussia 1 month ago 6
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KroKKaulitz 1 month ago in playlist Lyrics DISSECTED
HEY!! Your hair looks really cute like that
FaIseHope 1 month ago
I just lost a whole lot of respect for N-Dubz
Not that I had any anyway
miixeddupp 2 months ago in playlist Lyrics DISSECTED
0:01 Most misleading street name ever XD
xxxNarglesxxx 2 months ago
make your hair like this .
mandyretardiffff 2 months ago in playlist Lyrics DISSECTED
ha.. the short kind of nickname for my school is n-dub
indazz 2 months ago
Could not breathe at 3:28 xDDDD
Amarox3000 2 months ago
My names izzie.... O.o
izziebella7 2 months ago
2:06 2:42 2:57 BEST PARTS! <3
TheFiveAwesomeNerdz 2 months ago in playlist Lyrics DISSECTED
Tulisa and Dappy are the two members of N-Dubz who sing the lyrics to each other in Sexercise. They're also cousins. Because that's totally ok.
bassLAIFE 2 months ago 110
@bassLAIFE It isn't its Dappy and Kaye (his girlfriend) Tulisa wasn't involved
NDubzTulisax 2 months ago
@bassLAIFE As long as they aren't brother and sister, it's perfectly legal and acceptable.
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THE REAL QUESTION IS.
why is chamber of secrets not in there.
irealllllllllydontca 2 months ago
I say 'so good' allot now.. I've watched to many of your videos :))
postitnotes36 3 months ago 7
nice haircut, you should keep it like that :)
chiaraLT 3 months ago 2
@MeMeMeWannabe
The song pretty much mocks itself: (shut up), my name is daps and I was raised in a flat, worst lyrics ever written!
TheonetheycallTaz 3 months ago
i was raised in a flaaat
eliaisherr 3 months ago in playlist Lyrics DISSECTED
"My name's Daps and I was raised in flat??? Just mundane lyrics????" <3 Oh How wonderful...
aylajean27 3 months ago
remember when there was a side bar?!
NIGHTLOVE112 3 months ago in playlist Lyrics DISSECTED
can u do 1, 4 any mcr song. please XD
TheLeannegoddard 3 months ago
ok??? weirdist song ever but u gotta wonder wich is weirder ur dr who songs or tht
minyme43 3 months ago
XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
SuperDerpface 4 months ago
Oh Dappy.... He's such a lyricist.
Cassirolled 4 months ago 8
"...perhaps just types the word bitch into facebook search and hopes her name comes up." lost. my. shit.
Hilbilly655321 4 months ago in playlist Lyrics DISSECTED 293
@Hilbilly655321 you've lost your poop???
crazykisser2011 3 months ago in playlist Lyrics DISSECTED 2
"The only thing that's pretty is your two front titties,"
On remark of them putting "front" in there, it could be because they're dating a fat person with so much fat it looks like they have breasts in the back, too.
BrieDoesStupidStuff 4 months ago 2
"Met a pretty young lady, should I say bitch?"
No, you shouldn't.
leaaaaaahhhhhh 4 months ago
"Love it when I see the sweat start drippin'...ehh"
doctorwhogirl77 4 months ago
i like your hair here...
misskatie999 4 months ago
Fuck up
blondiepaula 4 months ago
I love the end of the song- "tulisa will SLAP youuu"
xMidnight100x 4 months ago
N dubz are shit
Redemogirlsix 4 months ago
@Redemogirlsix I totally agree :)
JadeeMason123 4 months ago in playlist JadeeMason123's Favorited Videos
Why you always hating, n dubz deserve some respect
jaydogbai 4 months ago
this is so funny :D
NadineBeex 5 months ago
OMG I cant believe that was already almmost 3 years old! Haha i still know all the words to 'I've got nothing" :P
alexloveslife123 5 months ago
"I love it when it starts sweatin'"
"Errrrr"
CiaranTheHedgehog 5 months ago 5
TITTIES lol
ThePaigelowe 5 months ago
Funny how you uploaded this the same month you actually met N-Dubz :P
xMidnight100x 5 months ago
If there's a facebook, does that mean there's an assbook too?
AmiablePines 5 months ago in playlist Lyrics DISSECTED 2
i was in suchhh a crap mood 4 minutes ago, but this video never fails to make me laugh
alex, i literally adore you
jenniferandhermusic 5 months ago 4
No, you shouldn't
SimbasSamba1 5 months ago 2
gracious this makes me laugh
seasea93 5 months ago
I need you
I need ya
I need you
I ninja
amaliamasad 5 months ago 8
"should I say bitch?"
"no you shouldn't."
HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH
MissLFlechsig 5 months ago 6
I find Alex extremely attractive in this video. I mean, he's gorgeous in all his videos, but something about this one...
check0boardz 5 months ago 266
@check0boardz im my opinion its the hair and the shirt....:) but i agree, hes gorgeous in all of his videos ^-^
abstractxXxsmile 5 months ago
@abstractxXxsmile That's true. I was looking at him very closely, and I'm pretty sure the shirt has something to do with it. The hair certainly doesn't hurt, either.
check0boardz 5 months ago
@check0boardz I agree 100%...
GraceGrace523 1 month ago
It's 4 in the morning and i'm still watching you.. I'm pathetic, but youre addictive. moeha.
HatethisplaceX 5 months ago 2
i drew the queen of clubs..um...she is actually a queen in a club - best part
blondeone777 5 months ago
hahhahah! that's hilarious, 'brackets SHUT UP' oh my god...what is the music industry.
cheeseparty123 5 months ago
Pause And Press 7 for HUNGRY ALEEEEEX!
TheMusikkFreak 5 months ago
@TheMusikkFreak how is that hungry alex??
furryfur0801 5 months ago
brackets shut up!
MonAmieLucy 5 months ago
more cushion for the pushin hahahaha
oidhsbudsjghwfdscefd 5 months ago
"push it in.." uhhhh, no. n-dubz (even their name is stupid!) are scarily bad.
LoverElephant97 5 months ago
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Your a douche how could you sit there and mock N-Dubz when you look like a gay piece of shit (piss) Yeah in brackets going to do your little brackets action! Well fucking do that then burn in hell!
MeMeMeWanabe 5 months ago
@MeMeMeWanabe Fangirl Much?
MegaM45 5 months ago
just press 3 to brighten your day (:
naomixmakeup 5 months ago
brackets "SHUT UP!"
naomixmakeup 5 months ago 4
brackets "push push"
vlleygrl4life 5 months ago 2
why do you have your pants hanging in the background-- oh wait... i mean... trousers. right... british...
commenter2498 5 months ago
I love the way Alex talks (: His mouth curls up on his left side. SO ADORABLE!
sexayladay918 5 months ago
don't underestimate the power of the barside
Malanaks 6 months ago
I've probably mentioned this before but you laugh like David Bowie. You can hear his laugh at around the 50 second mark of his song "Andy Warhol".
tempewise 6 months ago
Hahahaha
ZhouFantastic 6 months ago
I love your laugh. <3
TheAverageShab 6 months ago 6
"No, no this is worse! I've just read the line of the second verse." 2:32 :)
princesszsay 6 months ago
2:06 Epic!
KlazzeMotHaZZ 6 months ago
I can't help noticing that you seem to be missing Chamber of Secrets from that Harry Potter shelf :/
LexaMichaelides 6 months ago 3
More lyrics dissected videos please!
MusaAliSyed 6 months ago 2
XD. Love you, Alex.
This is too funny!!! XD
PianoSaraTimBurton 6 months ago
bahahahahaha "no, no you shouldn't"
Turnedaround08 6 months ago
I've never laughed so hard in my entire life...when he says: 'push it in?!?!?' I think I may have pissed myself
VampireBlood96 6 months ago 2
Is...is that a JOHN GREEN BOBBLE HEAD BEHIND HIM? I MUST HAS!
dominosoul 6 months ago
"So ladies and Gentlemen- Boys and Girls-" i dont think boys and girls should watch this.....
ZzZzAaAnNnNeEe 6 months ago
did anyone see the random pants in thae backgorund? was that just me?
livllikewhoa 6 months ago
Oh my god after watching this I searched up the song, I looked up the song and I swear never laughed harder! XD
Kittykats012 6 months ago 2
(push, push)
thebronze27 6 months ago 2
The lyrics are so shit, yet I love hearing Alex say them :D I nearly died @ 2:18 :O
XxSarahT8xX 6 months ago 5
I love your hair like that (: <3
TheItalianCatwoman 6 months ago
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MissDaisyRye 6 months ago
HAHAHA Alex seems so awkward in this! xD
Kittykats012 6 months ago
OMG KEEP PRESSING 3 OVER AND OVER AGAIN HAHAHAHAHA
laurenannwelshx 6 months ago
Where it says "Shut up", it's addressing all the people who would be saying "That... is... stupid"
MyLadyGreensleeves77 6 months ago
"...when I could work my whole body out just by having sex"
Some random guy- "Efficient!"
lifeglee123 6 months ago 271
@lifeglee123 i think its the girl from the beggining
Zaftastic 4 months ago
@lifeglee123 Awesomely, it was a girl.
RaynaOfSunshine 4 months ago
@lifeglee123 That's his mum!
Sessioner11 4 months ago
@lifeglee123 Some random guy = his mum.
DracoWaddler 3 months ago
@lifeglee123 That's a woman! It sounds like Becky (Yourtikken/Mondaysarcaschick)
BeknDignum 3 months ago
@lifeglee123 It sounds kinda like Becky :)
MsChaChaCharlotte 3 months ago
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
TheVic81 6 months ago
brilliant!
you should so do woohoo by christina aguilera!
SuperheroAllie 6 months ago
Awwww, I'm proud to call myself a ndublet :')
AllAboutNDubz 6 months ago
more please alex
shortmotions 6 months ago 6
i heard this being written on npr :O
deathnotefan386 6 months ago
its so appalling tryina piss in the toilet when its flyin up my arm
never laughed so hard :')
pierceiscoolman 7 months ago
I don't mind N-Dubz, but this is fucking funny! Kudos to you my friend :D
DubzFury 7 months ago
two front titties? Why put the word "front" in there? It made me think that she had 2 back titties... Maybe I'm the only one that thought that...
MiharuNakashima1 7 months ago 433
Will I get a face back??
Nope(;
Zinnkel 7 months ago
n-dubz can do actual songs though . . . if you listened to . . .papa can you hear me . . . .
soniclugia9 7 months ago
'no this is worse, i just found this line in the second verse'
alex you lyrical genius you
paraapril 7 months ago 6
I am using this song in my sociological research project about the sexualisation of children through pop lyrics and magazines. Thanks Nerimon!
MissLydiamck 7 months ago
Yes, the way you say 'titties' is pretty awesome!
BrittanyKayyluvsyou 7 months ago
Front titties?!!! Wheres the back titties?
iamthescruff 7 months ago
the ad before this video was the trailer for ac revalations :')
"Skip this ad?" I think not...
bluenelephant 7 months ago
MASH 3 FOR HOURS OF FUN
/cruisecontrol
tobz5050 7 months ago 3
Keep pressing 8 :') HOURS OF FUN!
BethanyNikisha 7 months ago 2
Will I get a face back? xD
ClareClareClarey 7 months ago
I Love N-Dubz :) <3
iqra118 7 months ago
Front tities.... in reverse of back tities.... MAKES SENSE!!!!
elenaaddams 7 months ago
"Tities" in your accent, haha, and (shut up) ! O_o But you're one funny dude nerimon, you pick Unique songs.. :p
FabulousAlexandrian 7 months ago
Keep pressing 3 :L
EpicPanda10 7 months ago
I like N-dubz but I think the majority of the comments should be about Alex not N-dubz. :) ily Alex! :)
WeLoveRihanna55 7 months ago 2
I have noooo clue who this "N-Dubz" is cause i live in canada but they sound imature and shallow
geeze96 7 months ago
@geeze96 Naaah - they're actually quite good. They did some awesome songs :) This is coming from somebody who loves MyChem, Johnny Cash and Gaga xD xx
Kikigippy 7 months ago
two front titties? as opposed to what? you back two titties?
muzzyissoawesome 8 months ago 7
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i dont get this but the guy in the video is a fag
MalcolmR97 8 months ago