Roseanne - 322 - Second Time Around - Part 1

[thecottingleyfairy]

god i hate tom arnold with a passion. he's so annoying.

[ShocknBlock93]

"You got any oat bran or shredded wheat? Oh, Coco Puffs!" 

[usergio3]

I can't stand Tom Arnold.

[LadiiDog]

I remember playing war with my dad :)

[littleone2813]

i wold have been deeply hurt if was Jackie because I can't have birth children.

Michelle

Louisiana

[westernpat]

2:57 Mountain DO ?? LOL

[jimmyass]

makes me so glad the uk never went sitcom made to the extent the us did and that evening prime time in the uk is magazine/news, documentaries, drama or comedy pannel shows.

[RAEGANELICE2004]

i hate crystal!! i hate the way she acts and talks.

[phatboy1967]

at1;00 darlene says it all about babies

[RogueRaven17]

Dan, you clever man...9:01 - 9:52 :D hehehe, I have learned well!

[ferlandri]

i LOVE christal !

[pyramid8]

I remember this one, I would have been hurt if I were Jackie too..OUCH! Funny too how Dan pulls the old trick of a man acting like he doesn't know how to do something..oldest trick in the book!

[pyramid8]

I remember this one, I would have been hurt if I were Jackie too..OUCH!

[Blondecutie00]

Is it just me or does it looks like John Goodman has lost weight in this episode

[aaron305]

@Blondecutie00 either way he's still sexy

[KillYourJuliet]

Crystal is so freakin annoying

[tydelwave]

the chicken noise becky does is like the funniest thing she's done on the show. :O

[shamsky4evr]

Roseanne assigns the children to Crystal .... GRRRR that pisses me off

[berryblitz07]

@shamsky4evr It was mean of her to not ask the god mother (Jackie) but she didn't want to A) burden her and B) Crystal had babies, she knew how to raise kids already. I do agree with you, but she did end up using Jackie as a gaurdian in the end :)

[berryblitz07]

@shamsky4evr Sorry I realized this was a month ago!

[Animecrazymaniac]

wats up wid Darlene's ear??

it looks a little wierd.

:?

[berryblitz07]

she has an ear cuff on?

[realisticHomeboy]

I'd think he would be covered with shit if that story was true.

[PostRockIsAGenre]

Darlene: "You were sitting in a portacrapper that got nailed by a wrecking ball! I didn't take one shot... now that is love."

Dan: "I'm sorry, thank you dear."

Becky: "Oh right, suck up for the inheritance!"

Lmao.

[EmmerLove]

its like a chicken noise

becky bec bec bec beckyy

and darlene is the best lol she is so funny !!

[grvleroad]

what is wrong with darlene's ear?

[berryblitz07]

it's an ear cuff, they were popular pieces of metal that people who couldn't commit to a piercing wore in the 90's, much like todays nose and or lip studs [fakes] :)

[girlnotforsale]

dan is really thin in this episode

[Cookisdwewe]

" Luckily, I had the presence of mind to start the applause."

OMG, lol! Ca you imagine that situation? Roseanne and Dan have the coolest friends!

[0laila]

stefaybabay: Seriously? lol do you keep in touch with any of them??

[qbqoqbqshark]

I love Darlene. "Gawd, Mom! Get a life!"

[stefaybabay]

when i was a baby i played crystals baby ed.. (yes i no im a girl. lol but i played a boy) and i also played dj in this episode when it goes to the flash back when dj was born.

[kssmith20]

those two babies you mentioned look nothing alike. nothing.

[ScaredMoon]

@stefaybabay how is that possible? weren't those babies born at different times and they look nothing alike....

[SilverHandVideos]

i spent every night for 6 months watching 2 or 3 ep's of rosanne with my mom. most great nights ever! rosanne changed me life.

[worthyambition]

I think it's an ear cuff.

[grvleroad]

What's wrong with darlene's ear?

[stephaniealexandra]

lmao i love darleen

[SilverHandVideos]

SAME!

[moluvzme]

its awesome how roseanne was right about crystal's kid being a boy lol

[Darienlover999]

"You got any oat bran..or shredded wheat - OH! Coco Puffs!" Lmao priceless.

[sourpatchmimi]

i am a die heart roseanne fan! Roseanne rocks!

[kittyasuka]

would be so awesome if they did a reunion show!

[Constavlos]

NO!!! Don't tease me!

[kittyasuka]

I know it sounds great! Awesome to talk to another Roseann fan!

[Constavlos]

lol yup, but i'm not really a die hard roseanne fan, just nostalgic over it, from watching when i was little :O)

[giligara30492]

"You better tell that to your butt!" What?! Roseanne is the best!

[Muggle423]

"You were sitting in a porta-crapper that got nailed by a wrecking ball!" LoL LoL

Porta-crapper

[biberstein008]

hahahaha 4:20 - 4:32

[jodiesweetingirl]

ROSEANNE ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!! better than threes company

[Chelsseeaa]

lmfaooo at 1:25 - 1:29

[sexyricanvampireboy]

ROSEANNE ROCKS!!!!!