I wonder if Neph has read that one passage saying that true believers can drink poison and not die. If he really IS a true believer of God, he should prove it by downing a bottle of antifreeze on live camera. Or maybe a shot of bleach? Perhaps a rat poison milkshake?
And when science sends people to Mars and they find nothing you will just make something else up, because all you need is to believe what you are told without questioning and when proven wrong just crawl in a corner and and mumble some other delusional chant. Is that studying? mhmm
Congratulations in supporting child raping people! woohoooo!
He just told everyone how incredibly indoctrinated he is by his holy book. Not only that, he also confirmed that nothing or nobody can make him start using his brain.
Several times in the New Testament it says all you have to do is pray and you'll get what you pray for. I've prayed many times for Nephi to grow a brain and so far my prayers haven't been answered.
The essence of Nephie's position is that the Bible supposedly proves itself by having "supernatural properties" that couls not have been concocted by the ancients. He avoids citing specific examples, however. This shows that he is disingenuous in his claims. The fact is that Nephie is on a narcissistic power trip, trying to garner admiration and appear knowledgable and honourable when in fact he has been shown to be no more than a freeloading, alcoholic, pathologically-lying unemployed lecher.
I need you peoples help make another NephilimFree 'mash up remix' If anyone knows the video link to the video were he talks about a black angel tapping him in his sleep and saying "they kill peoples dreams" Fuck it I think I will do a mash up of Pat Cowdell. Make him into a queer that loves Christians yet hating real homos.
And the LORD opened the mouth of the donkey, and she said to Balaam, "What have I done to you, that you have struck me these three times?" Then Balaam said to the donkey, "Because you have made a mockery of me! If there had been a sword in my hand, I would have killed you by now." Numbers 22:28-29
It is unbelievable that a donkey can talk. But it is more unbelievable that Balaam answers the donkey like there is nothing unusual about talking to a donkey.
@AEVautomatic So do you think that Balaam's reaction to his talking donkey was natural? Or are you willing to compromise common sense to defend your imaginary God and his talking animals?
Hopefully, at some point in time you will get tired of defending your imaginary God and "be true to yourself."
@ebaltrace yes that literature captured the way a man of some intelligence would act if a donkey started talking to him. Maybe cut it to see what is the deal. I dont have an imaginary god. The bible is stories nothing more.
@ebaltrace Natural for intelligent men yes. Not natural for women or men of average intelligence though. Also a mentally challenged person might not be suprised either. Common sense is often wrong too I put little faith in common sense. I believe in logic..
I love how he justifies everything with "I have studied", as if he studied properly, unbiasedly, or as if "studying" proves that he is intellectually capable of understanding and thinking.
"I love how he justifies everything with "I have studied","
That is pretty funny. My favorite is how he talks about science, and says "I studied this for TWO years", as if that should impress anyone, especially anyone that did more than study as a HOBBY, and for way more than two years.
My favorite was when he compared the motion of the planets to water in the sink... until I pointed out that there is no FRICTION acting on the outer planets like the sink does to the water.
the holy ghost came to me last night, (maybe it was the tooth fairy, i couldn't tell it was dark.) anyway, he spoke in a deep and echoing voice, he said. " lardo, i want you to go spread the word of BOB." "BOB" i said, he said, "yes BOB." so i said, "i'm ready, i'm ready." he said, "perfect, now go." then he disappeared back into the closet. i'm not sure what he meant....oh man, thats one goofy ghost.
WAIT A SECOND! Is that where my pizza comes from? that's Ape shit grade awesome!
omegaheartless 4 months ago
Funnily enough he portrays people believing evolution really occured eating pages... Og the irony...
Acrimonator 7 months ago
You have done a wonderful job of mocking a GOD who will....well, he will take it up with you soon enough.
Rainy64 1 year ago
@Rainy64 silly theists and their threats.......
darthpaul123 6 months ago
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katmandewFBA 1 year ago
If the bible said "Go forth and jump off a cliff, its a leap of faith" then we wouldn't have any creationist to laugh at!
Cinnarbar 1 year ago
If you have a problem with what Corinthians says...
*puts on creepy pedophile glasses*
take it up with the holy ghost
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
TadRaunch 1 year ago
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TadRaunch 1 year ago
I wonder if Neph has read that one passage saying that true believers can drink poison and not die. If he really IS a true believer of God, he should prove it by downing a bottle of antifreeze on live camera. Or maybe a shot of bleach? Perhaps a rat poison milkshake?
Omnywrench 1 year ago
Oh Nephi.. your worst enemy is yourself, you should hit him over the head with a frying pan when he's not looking..
SofaKingLoaded 1 year ago
And when science sends people to Mars and they find nothing you will just make something else up, because all you need is to believe what you are told without questioning and when proven wrong just crawl in a corner and and mumble some other delusional chant. Is that studying? mhmm
Congratulations in supporting child raping people! woohoooo!
P.S.
Stay away from my friends kids psycho.
minotarr 1 year ago
lol He's making a point! Awww ...
He just told everyone how incredibly indoctrinated he is by his holy book. Not only that, he also confirmed that nothing or nobody can make him start using his brain.
theoldbat40 1 year ago
Several times in the New Testament it says all you have to do is pray and you'll get what you pray for. I've prayed many times for Nephi to grow a brain and so far my prayers haven't been answered.
TheCurmudgen 1 year ago 4
Actually if it DID mention Pizzas that would be one hell of a prophecy and he would have a point. Alas the Bible makes no such prophecies.
I always thought "And the Lord sayeth unto Noah, "Don't forget to load the pouched ones""" would have done the Bible Thumpers a power of good.
pilgrimpater 1 year ago
The essence of Nephie's position is that the Bible supposedly proves itself by having "supernatural properties" that couls not have been concocted by the ancients. He avoids citing specific examples, however. This shows that he is disingenuous in his claims. The fact is that Nephie is on a narcissistic power trip, trying to garner admiration and appear knowledgable and honourable when in fact he has been shown to be no more than a freeloading, alcoholic, pathologically-lying unemployed lecher.
TheAnniepies 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahahahaha :D:D:D:D
he's making a good point...religion will make you belive stupid shit like space monkeys making pizza on Mars
anteracmacash 1 year ago 3
He must be a parody. How can anyone gladly admit to this level of blind faith?!?
kafkaOTS 1 year ago
I need you peoples help make another NephilimFree 'mash up remix' If anyone knows the video link to the video were he talks about a black angel tapping him in his sleep and saying "they kill peoples dreams" Fuck it I think I will do a mash up of Pat Cowdell. Make him into a queer that loves Christians yet hating real homos.
MicrosoftsourceCode 1 year ago
YEEE HAAA
octoron85 1 year ago 6
neppy is probably the most entertaining crazy on youtube
Robstailey 1 year ago
HAHAHA... he is funny.
Vogter2100 1 year ago 2
And the LORD opened the mouth of the donkey, and she said to Balaam, "What have I done to you, that you have struck me these three times?" Then Balaam said to the donkey, "Because you have made a mockery of me! If there had been a sword in my hand, I would have killed you by now." Numbers 22:28-29
It is unbelievable that a donkey can talk. But it is more unbelievable that Balaam answers the donkey like there is nothing unusual about talking to a donkey.
Ebal the Atheist
ebaltrace 1 year ago 12
@ebaltrace and you wouldn't? What would you do act like a hysterical woman? I would just answer the question then leave.
AEVautomatic 1 year ago
@AEVautomatic So do you think that Balaam's reaction to his talking donkey was natural? Or are you willing to compromise common sense to defend your imaginary God and his talking animals?
Hopefully, at some point in time you will get tired of defending your imaginary God and "be true to yourself."
Ebal the Atheist
ebaltrace 1 year ago
@ebaltrace yes that literature captured the way a man of some intelligence would act if a donkey started talking to him. Maybe cut it to see what is the deal. I dont have an imaginary god. The bible is stories nothing more.
AEVautomatic 1 year ago
@ebaltrace Natural for intelligent men yes. Not natural for women or men of average intelligence though. Also a mentally challenged person might not be suprised either. Common sense is often wrong too I put little faith in common sense. I believe in logic..
AEVautomatic 1 year ago
@ebaltrace If i win the lottery 5000 times in a row i will not even act suprised even though my thought processes will be shocked.
AEVautomatic 1 year ago
You you like extra mental hilarious with that marsian pizza, Mr Nephie?
Schneboll 1 year ago
I love how he justifies everything with "I have studied", as if he studied properly, unbiasedly, or as if "studying" proves that he is intellectually capable of understanding and thinking.
JDFatalist 1 year ago 2
@JDFatalist
"I love how he justifies everything with "I have studied","
That is pretty funny. My favorite is how he talks about science, and says "I studied this for TWO years", as if that should impress anyone, especially anyone that did more than study as a HOBBY, and for way more than two years.
My favorite was when he compared the motion of the planets to water in the sink... until I pointed out that there is no FRICTION acting on the outer planets like the sink does to the water.
SiriusMined 1 year ago
"flying space monkeys make pizza on mars." ahahahaha holy shit, i have to use that. that's the frist thing neph has ever said worth anything at all.
BillKiernan 1 year ago 2
the holy ghost came to me last night, (maybe it was the tooth fairy, i couldn't tell it was dark.) anyway, he spoke in a deep and echoing voice, he said. " lardo, i want you to go spread the word of BOB." "BOB" i said, he said, "yes BOB." so i said, "i'm ready, i'm ready." he said, "perfect, now go." then he disappeared back into the closet. i'm not sure what he meant....oh man, thats one goofy ghost.
peace, lardo.
lardo444 1 year ago 4