Chris Simon Cheapshot

[Sincopare]

Chris Simon sucks as a human being.

[chuwillloose]

chris simon's ankles have been bending at 90 degrees since he got to the NHL

[CLOVERCITYY15]

what r u guys talking about !?!?!?!? that was clean ok clean guys clean hit to the face

[Ghouse666]

that wasnt a cheap shot that was FUCKING AWESOME!!! he shoulda hit him a few more times to bring the ratings up!

[CLOVERCITYY15]

@Ghouse666 i agree 100% he should have then went over to the ranger bench and starting base ball swinging his way to the unemployment line ay love it

[DQh0ck3y97]

@Ghouse666 ur clearly not a hockey fan, just some retard

[Ghouse666]

@DQh0ck3y97 hey its all about the ratings baby, its all about that money homie

[DQh0ck3y97]

@Ghouse666 no its not u fucking idiot. u slash to the face isnt worth it for ratings

[Ghouse666]

@DQh0ck3y97 hell yea it is homie, they be cashing in on dat shit at wrestlemania homie, know what i mean? clocking that cash homebooooooy.

[DQh0ck3y97]

@Ghouse666 forget it. i have no ideea what the fuck youre talking about

[Habraba]

@Ghouse666 Dude, you are a serious dumbass... he is not only losing money by hitting him in chin..he is gettting suspended fined and losing ratings...only dumbass's like you would watch hockey to see people get hurt..and sorry to break to you but that wwe shit is fake and scripted if oyu want a fight watch ufc or boxing. Now get out of here oyu 12 year odl white kid who obviously thinks he's black.

[Ghouse666]

@Habraba nah foo, it real homie, dat ufc shyte be bobo homie. I be watchin all day when they be on dat oh wow shyte

[Habraba]

@Ghouse666 Im sorry but what? I cant understand you improper grammar.. go back ot grade school and learn to type properly... and ufc is real yes, but WWE isnt real.

[UltraProle21]

was this the nhl or Happy Gilmore at the waterbury semi-pro tryouts?

[UltraProle21]

Nice slash bro!!! PWNED!

[stagecustomfan]

that could of killed him in the neck the idiot i would take off my skate...

[PooPoo2U]

@stagecustomfan: Yea, and he'd have probably beat the living shit out of you.

[thomasttt1001]

I really like reading what others have to say on these comment post -- until people with no control start going at each other. You waste space and time and you need to be put in a ring and given hocky sticks and left to go at each other. But then people taking cheap shots at each other is what I am watching so what should I expect.

[joshgiscool18]

@... oh wait, i'm posting an original comment

[LS6Z28]

i like how hollweg is face down in the ice bleeding with his adams apple knocked down his throat gasping for air and nobody is paying any attention

[hordichuck]

@iwsr21 BEST COMMENT

[75flash]

@iwsr21 No they weren't, Simon was a whiny bitch cuz he got checked hard, but just because it was a hard check doesn't mean it was dirty.

[mofoshit72]

Poeple should dtop blaming Simon on this one. It was the effects of the concussion he just had beacause of Ryan Hollprick. He wasn't consious of hitting him, I don't say he didn't deserve a suspension, it's just that he gets too much blame.

[elzu19]

auts!

[haltrman93]

ESPN telling people what is and isn't acceptable, what a joke...

[MrTehnoobshowfan]

wtf simon, really? thats low...

[pendaren123]

funny, in today's nhl that hit on simon would've been assessed at two+game misconduct and a suspension. Makes me wonder what the two hander would've gotten.

[molysox]

It should be more like attempted murder, a shot like that two the throat could kill someone

[cellardoorx]

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[MrDuddle13]

Would've like to see him hit Chara like that...

[JohansJoh]

Well.. He looks like a monkey, and he acts just like that.. What to expect from "man" like him?

Lets just hope that there is a bigger guy who teaches him a lesson :) :) :)

[Griffinstalon1]

It's Simon what do you expect

[MrSTEELCITYKID43]

Wow what an idiot

[bitemysausage]

@856744 i'm gonna clean your mouth with soap big daddy

[bitemysausage]

@856744 Hey fagboy, how's it going? Hows your mum dickface.

[brieflycake]

SUCK MY EGGS

[PimpKid360]

all i have to say is FUCK I BET THAT HURT

[masschelein15]

americans suck go fish your own lakes

[PapaDocN3D]

@masschelein15 Sure as soon as you can defend them from invasion ass-hat. Also, might want to think about how much you hate Americans, yet love to use the internet; at least say thank you ya bitch. lol XD

[dicthash]

nothing wrong

[KnightsSportsLeader]

I didnt know you could clothesline ppl with something other than your arm

[hockeyfanredwings]

steve moore is a pussy bitch. look how tough hollweg is.

[Xeodox]

@hockeyfanredwings Steve Moore has nothing to do with this video.

[hockeyfanredwings]

@Xeodox

I know but steve moore has everything to do with being the biggest pussy bitch to ever play hockey at any level.

[Xeodox]

@hockeyfanredwings have you heard of burrows?

[hockeyfanredwings]

@Xeodox

yeah, why?

[Xeodox]

@hockeyfanredwings He's a hair puller and a diver... I can't find anything on Steve Moore diving or pulling hair...

[hockeyfanredwings]

@Xeodox

ok, point taken. but you can find a lot on Steve Moore of sucker hitting good players and then hiding like the bitch he is.

[Xeodox]

@hockeyfanredwings I can only find the questionable hit on Naslund, which is not a lot. Show me a link to more "cheap hits"

[hockeyfanredwings]

@Xeodox

questionable????? It was an assault with intent to injure, which is the sole reason why bertuzzi mad moore his total bitch. there is a reason why moore got his due. besides, bertuzzi's hit on moore was pretty clean. moore has a soft neck man. soft pussy neck.

[Xeodox]

@hockeyfanredwings Bertuzzi's was intent to injure too, and show me more of moores cheap hits instead of focusing on one word of my comment.

[hockeyfanredwings]

@Xeodox

not every hit in hockey is on tape. but do your homework before thinking moore had good intent.

[Xeodox]

@hockeyfanredwings When did I say Moore had good intent...? Maybe you should do your homework! :D

[Pr0Hock3y]

Stupid prick... he cant even take a clean check? Why does he play hockey then??

[krane121]

you have to come up with better language than "unacceptable" for something like that. the commentator sucks.

[scoreboard24]

fuck chris simon, fucking faggot piece of shit. ISLANDERS SUCK ANYWAYS

[ncsandercock]

simon is a shit hockey player and shouldnt be in the nhl. he is a disgrace to hockey.

[SharkUnit]

Clean hit? Fuck this shit!

[Budgetbomber]

@SharkUnit hes talking about the check not the cheapshot..

[SharkUnit]

@Budgetbomber clean check in my ass

[Budgetbomber]

@SharkUnit :47 is a clean check!!!

[theultimateultimatum]

@Budgetbomber that's not a clean check, it doesnt justify the fact that simon almost decapitated hollweg afterwards. but it's definitely not a clean hit, it's from behind, and about 3 feet from the boards, in modern day NHL, that's a dirty, dirty hit.

[Budgetbomber]

@theultimateultimatum theres checks in open ice doesnt matter how far hes from the boards.. an no one said its ok to almost decapitate...

[theultimateultimatum]

@Budgetbomber i didn't quite understand what you just said... ???

the check wasn't open ice, it was easy boarding, from behind, and i said it DIDN'T justify simon swingin away, but fuck, the hit was dirty.

[Budgetbomber]

@theultimateultimatum i said :47 was a clean check!

[theultimateultimatum]

@Budgetbomber and i said it was dirty!!!!

[Budgetbomber]

@theultimateultimatum thank you....

[Budgetbomber]

@theultimateultimatum and i said you gargle sperm!!!!!

[theultimateultimatum]

@Budgetbomber You're fuckin dumb. aha, watta comeback ya champ.

[Budgetbomber]

@theultimateultimatum i knew youd like it fag boy

[jimih64]

@Budgetbomber You do realize people who consistently accuse others of being gay are almost always harboring hidden urges to fuck men in the ass right?

You definitely want Peter North to splash a hot, fat, steamy load right across your face. There's no doubt about it.

[Budgetbomber]

@jimih64 so your gay? and mad? and cum infested?

[KingsFanSince95]

@jimih64 u just did what u said he was doing... hes calling u gay so u say he is gay cause of ur reason and then u are talking about huge loads on his face... so does that mean that since ur talking about huge loads u take huge loads on ur face???

[jimih64]

@KingsFanSince95 Just helping him with an important revelation he needs to accept.

I'm perfectly secure with my sexuality. Never boned a dude, and 99.9% sure I never will - barring particular, unforseeable circumstances. For example, Swedish terrorists hold hostage a bank I'm working in in 2023, and demand blowjobs from every single person in the building. Then I'm fucked.

But until then... you and your buddy Budgetbomber here are the only ones spraying a fat nut across each other's chin.

[KingsFanSince95]

@jimih64 im just saying ur criticizing him for calling u gay and now ur telling him he takes huge loads, so he can say to u usually the ones that say i take huge loads are the ones that take them... so??? just saying u just did the exact same thing he did to u dumb ass

[jimih64]

@KingsFanSince95 bro you definitely take peter north quantity loads in the mouth.

[KingsFanSince95]

@jimih64 so u do to???

[Budgetbomber]

@jimih64 you are incredibly descriptive and imaginative in the fag catagory.. you just made up a weird story that ended with you sucking dicks... GAY!

[jimih64]

@Budgetbomber It was a hypothetical. I know your pathetic, inbred brain can't comprehend such concepts, but for the love of god, quit fucking men. It's the only way to save your soul bro.

[Budgetbomber]

@KingsFanSince95 hahaha exactly

[lakeerie90s]

@Budgetbomber bullshit, pushing someone headfirst into the boards are a no no. i've read that simon got a concussion because of that hit. in today's rules, it would have been a game misconduct on Hollweg. guy fucking deserved it!

[Budgetbomber]

@lakeerie90s clean check

[ncsandercock]

@SharkUnit you cant excuse his retaliation, no matter what.

[crazyfuk100]

The first hit was not clean, but the baseball swing to the head was unreal!

[TheMaineCoon1]

All are fiting, not helping the man who is laying on ice O_O

[TerrorWarrior5000]

Chris Simon is a Ron Paul supporting kook.

[jimih64]

@TerrorWarrior5000 Ron Paul is the most level-headed man in Congress. And he's about one of only ten left anymore that aren't paid off shills of "special interests".

[HockeyOwnsT]

why dosen't the word fairshot exist? Why do every word have

to be so cheap?

[NdRzk9789]

@stabyourcat simon cross checked the same guy who hit him.

[iraqsolja1]

me personally id of slugged him not hit him wit my stick. one mean right hook to the face he wont check me again if he gets up

[mjbruce11]

what a loser that was a clean hit there was no need for that fu Simon

[IrishHeroMan]

ouch >.<

[desman05]

ultimate cheapshot

[devonedwards013]

Simon got boarded, and he tried to respond with a cross check. Hollweg's hit had a dirtier intent, smashing a guy's head into the boards. Not Simon's fault the stick came up and hit him in the neck instead of the chest. That's what Hollweg gets for ducking.

[TMartz2]

@devonedwards013 you sir are the biggest idiot ever. cross checks are way different then a two hander to the jaw.

[rgaud8]

@devonedwards013

given the stick hit his face beyond both his hands, meaning no crosscheck, and that hollweg didn't duck, it was just simon being a bitch.

[Findelinn]

that was a pretty dirty hit. i would have been pissed too

[sizykh83]

Таких, как этот ублюдок! нужно исключать из хоккея! теперь в KHL-россия всем нервы трепет! когда-нибудь нарвётся на Александра Свитова))))

[KingXanthar]

did he die ?

[00hedges1]

dirty hit, dirty retaliation.

[theultimateultimatum]

it was a dirty hit, it wasnt clean

[bigcheesy95]

but if he starts a full blown MMA match with the guy its perfectly fine tho right?

[DJisDJisDJ]

@bigcheesy95 exactly. At least then both players agreed to the altercation and can defend themselves.

[gracom1977]

hollweg had been running guys from behind for a while when this happened. hollweg is a fucking clown. chris simon should have got a trophy for this

[xJoseexVidzz]

Omg what an ass hole !

[nkc333]

the reporter is stupid he said the ranger gave simon a clean hit hes a fucking idiot there should have been a from behind penalty

[stabyourcat]

You got hit cleanly. Instead of sucking it up like a man, you get all angry and take it out violently on whoever is close to you. Sorry excuse for a human being.

[MrMattmoto]

that had to hurt

[hockeyfanredwings]

@MrMattmoto

got up ok though. I was shocked. that pussy steve moore couldnt take a fist. lol. pussy.  this guy took a STICK.

[mtmarolla]

hahahaha batter up!!!!!

[Tlax13]

simon is a fuckin goon, was he trying to fuckin decapitate him?

[pickainis1]

ivanans will play in rigas dinamo its khl team and ivanans will beat fucking simon

[draanexle]

Ow.. right.

and that's the way the cookie crumbles.

[mooneyk20]

Chris Simon couldn't find a tomahawk so he used his stick

[jasonDMS]

simon is a killer :D

most badasshockeyplayer i know

[khav11]

@jasonDMS pronger is the most badas hands down

[ranbert]

Clean hit? Hit from behind on Simon

[ohitsubob]

homie just lost his temper

[gracom1977]

hollweg deserved it. he only hits guys from behind and he was faking anyway

[Slipknot5301]

@gracom1977 faking?

try taking a stick to the face sometime pussy

[adogproductions94]

Simon is a crackhead

[Albertalaxer14]

Love it simon is a beautyyyy

[Kurzgan]

That announcer is fucking retarded....Hollweg got what he deserved

[snerfie]

it wasnt a clean hit. it was a fag hit from behind. BUT PLS KILL SIMON: JUST FUCKING KILL HIM

[Punkstermom]

@snerfie You're allowed to do that on the boards, but not open ice

[FleshOfMyFleshDMX]

never use to man.. for some reason its become acceptable to hit some in the back into the boards and it makes no fuckin sense... but yea either way simons a bitch

[xXpdx]

how was the hit before clean at all, it was from behind.

[NFLxFan]

love it

[ajd2466]

hollweg was an instigator he got what was coming, and it just so happens the hes also on the rangers and i could watch this allllllllll day

[coloradoavalanche19]

it's smoked salmon you retard

[rynomig]

simon hacked him down cuz he wanted revenge on chris columbus for stepping his dirty paws over here in the first place. hahaha

[underlinedbluetext]

of course this is appalling. but, in any sport.... especially football. there are plenty of things like this that go unnoticed. people going after fingers in a scrum for the ball.

[bradimir69]

...not the broke-back-lumberjack-types, I guess. They're (you?) probably pretty content staying in Canada. Heh heh.

[greenchef6]

no..just no

[usaisadump]

You think that Canadians wish that they were American? Heh heh.

[TheSuckerCity]

@usaisadump coming from a loser who took the name "usaisadump"

[ryan7164]

@usaisadump I really hope you're not 43, because that would be just sad.

[magster65]

@usaisadump not fuckin' likely dude

[Myfaceisonfirenow]

Im pregnant...

[usaisadump]

As for Simon, there's only one thing to do with him. Cancel his contract, fine him 1/2 his yearly salary and suspend him for life from the NHL and every other league worldwide.

[usaisadump]

I grew up watching Sabres games at the Aud during the early 70's. Back then, players knew if they got caught near the boards they were going to get hammered. The remedy? Know your angles and know your opponent's position at all times. Keep your head up and your eyes open. I say forget all these rules and penalties for hitting from behind. If you can't take a hit into the boards, THEN STAY AWAY FROM THE FUCKING BOARDS...YOU DON'T DESERVE THE PUCK! Have a little cry then go sign up for baseball.

[bradimir69]

Mfornelos...what is sad is that I think you're referring to Melrose as a "US sports guy"? He's one of you, no?

[TheOmegaParadigm]

I say anything goes. Seriously, anything. You want to win? Hold the goalie's family hostage, and score on the team while he's kneeling in grief. Hire a sniper to fire from the rafters. Plant bombs in the other guys' uniforms. It would be much more entertaining.

[flobotfoll0wer]

what a fucking stupid ass american fuck

[mfornelos]

Im not defending Simon, but clean hit? Simon was hit from behind. The U.S. sport guys know nothing about hockey its sad.

[anazha160]

@mfornelos blind watch the video again it was a clean hit.

[mfornelos]

so when you hit a guys numbers on the back of his jersey and he goes face first into the boards, its a clean hit?

[anazha160]

He tackles him from the side.

[mindseyeopened100]

no it was a clean hit from Hollweg youre just a pussy this is hockey, get over it

[SMARTCUP01]

NICEE HIT GO ISLES

[egggenietimering]

islanders are a bunch of cheap bastards

[TriplandHouse]

This kind of shit pisses me off.

[Addeth]

idiot!!!!!

[nymets6986e]

Cheap shot from Simon but Barry Melrose is an idiot!! Hollweg hit him from behind

Still no excuse but Hollwegs hit wasn't clean!

[airsoftx21]

That was just fucked up! I love hard hockey but nobody likes that shit

[JBD9527]

ya dirty shot but the guy was on next shift so it obviously wasnt that bad

[cieno01]

i realy like hard game(i play hockey)but this guy is ashole.And now will'be play in KHL all star game.DAMN!!!

[666guitargod666]

ppppppuuuuuuuuussssssssssssssy­yyyyyyyy

[Userless81]

Chris Simon. What a loser.

[ParadiseC1ty]

Coaches always told you to never face directly the glass when you take the puck, the hit was legal, Simon is just a stupid big guy without talent, hopefully theres less moron like him in the nhl now.

[ProbertFan21]

@ParadiseC1ty lol without talent considering he scored something like 30 points one season as an enforcer. guess he must have some talent to be in the NHL eh? too bad he played like it was the 1970's. he was fun to watch when he was around

[y4m5m5]

i'd give him only 2 min for highsticking.

[MonkeyDrunken69]

He's Native, what do you expect.

[giantsrock1092]

simon is a little pussy

[Tergeland]

Most stupid hit I ever seen.

[conda420]

it was a compliment "thats what trainers are for" that was the perfect answer that's what i would have said

[JPPnews12]

I love the rangers, and i remember watching this. i used to like simon. now i wont even spit in his direction.

Just like ocho cinco saying shit about my boy revis. i used to like him, no more.

[Hockeyboy7goals]

simon has angermanagment hes done that to people a million times

[WoopaTV]

Why the hell is everyone looking for a fight rather than checking up on that poor guy lying on the ice injured!?

I know it's a rivalry game between New Yorks' two teams, but still...

[HITandFight]

Thats what trainers are for, wouldnt you want to go knock out the guy who did that to your teammate.

[conda420]

your comment might be the smartest i have seen on youtube hitandfight its perfect

[HITandFight]

What are you talking about