I have watched live comedy all my life, I have put £1000's in the pockets of up and coming comedians who have gone on to become household names.
I hate comic relief so much, I utterly despise it, I have started a blacklist of these ex-comedians come TV tools who do comic relief and I will never watch anything they do again. I currently have 2 comedians I can go and see, the only 2 comedians with principles as far as I am concerned.
ahhh so do i.twas white and red so it was,majestic and sorely missed like a fluffy pic 'n' mix pillow full of unashamed joyfullness.ahem,never shopped there sorry.
Which Africa joke, do you mean the one 6 minutes in about them not being in a position to complain? Why would you spend 6 minutes watching something that you clearly don't get?
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OK you steal everything youve ever had even your history!Then you have the nerve to laugh & tease your victoms by reminding them that you stole all of their options & now they cant complain, fall on a sword & admit your sins its no secret that these mutants invy the great african race that created us all!P.S. 6MIN IN THE SHIT IS CORNY FROM THE FIRST TO THE LAST SECOND THEY SHOULD BE BANNED FROM CAMERAS!!!!!!!!
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Make that ugly one with the green tie thing say more words with 's' in them please. What does he mean with words like "Beatleth" "Pouindth" and "Richard Curtith"? Take some elocution lessons if you want on be on the tv or at least put some effort into pronouncing your words correctly, you lazy cunt. Sorry, lathy cunt.
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Sorry, but your so wrong. Check his Wikipedia entry for proof of the fact that Mark Watson was born in Bristol, into a Welsh family. He his not Welsh.
Well, okay, but he's Welsh enough to play for Wales!
Anyway, my point was that the accent in that clip IS his actual accent - a Welsh one. I do live there, and that's no fake. Plus I met him (briefly) in Edinburgh, and he was using it then too!
That'll teach me to be one of those people who comment on YouTube clips...
However he speaks, he's a good laugh. By the way, I could play for Wales, I've lived in Wales, I can speak Welsh and cook Welsh food, but I've lived in Yorkshire for 18 years. Like Watson, I think I'm experiencing identity confusion.
Armando rules OK!
snowykay 5 months ago
Dibleypendence Day. that got me
antichris78 7 months ago
David Sant = Cartoon Head
JurmanKarSeen 7 months ago
I have watched live comedy all my life, I have put £1000's in the pockets of up and coming comedians who have gone on to become household names.
I hate comic relief so much, I utterly despise it, I have started a blacklist of these ex-comedians come TV tools who do comic relief and I will never watch anything they do again. I currently have 2 comedians I can go and see, the only 2 comedians with principles as far as I am concerned.
Comic relief reinforces prejudices.
fancythathat 10 months ago
"I mean, you tell me how I'm supposed to concentrate when I've got Jonathan Ross pissing on Row E."
TheConciseStatement 1 year ago
Richard was always a bastard.
PiterdeVries03 1 year ago 2
some of my favourite comedians, (even emma thompson was quality)
all but the hideous ginger freak of course
ShankingArmitage 1 year ago
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tyu30 1 year ago
@ShankingArmitage oh, never mind
tyu30 1 year ago
@tyu30
dunno what comment you removed but all i'm sayin is in comparison to all these amazing comedians he is well out of his league
ShankingArmitage 1 year ago
"He buys fair trade tea and sells it at car boot sales for a mark up."
FaxanaduJohn 1 year ago
All morons, kindly gtfo.
Tommeh101101 1 year ago
Not funny.
SonnyCorleone 1 year ago
7.26 naked mans penis in public is not everyones idea of FUN or Entertainment. What a load of fking perverts you people are!
JennaSmith987 1 year ago
Andy Zaltzmann!! In real life...sort of...
conorjpmcq 1 year ago
That's Jessica Stevenson with Chris Evans innit?
Tomurow 1 year ago
Aww I remember Woolworths :')
Catherine3234 1 year ago
ahhh so do i.twas white and red so it was,majestic and sorely missed like a fluffy pic 'n' mix pillow full of unashamed joyfullness.ahem,never shopped there sorry.
MONKEYTENNIS1888888 1 year ago
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The africa joke is corny & uncalled for boo!!!
Karhyme7 2 years ago
Which Africa joke, do you mean the one 6 minutes in about them not being in a position to complain? Why would you spend 6 minutes watching something that you clearly don't get?
bellcore1 1 year ago
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OK you steal everything youve ever had even your history!Then you have the nerve to laugh & tease your victoms by reminding them that you stole all of their options & now they cant complain, fall on a sword & admit your sins its no secret that these mutants invy the great african race that created us all!P.S. 6MIN IN THE SHIT IS CORNY FROM THE FIRST TO THE LAST SECOND THEY SHOULD BE BANNED FROM CAMERAS!!!!!!!!
Karhyme7 1 year ago
Youre mad
ATiredDogsMouth 1 year ago 2
@Karhyme7
you realize that the comidian that made the jokes dad was nigerian...its called self parody
nobody has time for your racist steriotypical opinions, they dont belong in the 21st centuary
have a laff
xxx
lurkingpanther 1 year ago
shut up i havent even seen the clip yet but shut up please.
RYANKOKO 1 year ago
what a complete twat
eastendthug360 1 year ago
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antifugazi 1 year ago
@antifugazi alright just cause your black doesnt mean your really black.Mature doesnt mean excepting sellout shit check your self !
Karhyme7 10 months ago
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@Karhyme7 HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW HOW BLACK I AM HUH YOU TELL ME.FOR FUCKS SAKE GROW THE FUCK UP AND STOP PLAYING THE CARD YOUR GIVING US A BAD NAME
antifugazi 10 months ago
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Respond to this video... OH GROW UP IM BLACK AND HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH IT
antifugazi 10 months ago
i love armando! i met him in may old vvork vvhen he vvas buying groceries :P
i told him i loved his vvork and he left sainsburys beamin :D
creamsponge89 2 years ago 2
Lol, Armando is Genius! Good to see Adam Buxton too. Adam and Joe is the best thing on the radio!
iluvjulianbarratt 2 years ago 8
thats true
jrh767 2 years ago
Apparently Evans just said "Bring me another meat puppet".
Parsefone 2 years ago 2
genius!
tomcoll123 2 years ago
is that private pile from full metal jacket?>
jimmac56 2 years ago
I can't believe that I haven't seen this before. awesome.
GroundskeeperRonnie 2 years ago 4
haha just like "Time Trumpet" :D
bring that series back!
ukulazy 2 years ago 20
7:24
CaptainLibertarian 2 years ago
'we regard Johnathan Ross' behaviour as cheeky' - how current!
Tonedefdom 3 years ago
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so its fake? I only played it up to the girl going blind and I was sad... thank goodness its fake..
robhingston 3 years ago
hahaha you idiot!
paulreynolds 3 years ago 13
Dibleypendence day! I'd pay to watch that!
jarzhinio 3 years ago
Dick and Dom in Das Boot, could you ever imagine!!
Blackbeeomalley 3 years ago 3
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Make that ugly one with the green tie thing say more words with 's' in them please. What does he mean with words like "Beatleth" "Pouindth" and "Richard Curtith"? Take some elocution lessons if you want on be on the tv or at least put some effort into pronouncing your words correctly, you lazy cunt. Sorry, lathy cunt.
Rexell28 3 years ago
Have you ever considered becoming a speach therapist?
jarzhinio 3 years ago 5
Okay. Many points to make here.
1. Mark Watson has a natural inflection in his speech. We all have a different way of saying words.
2. Watson is pretending to be Welsh, which is why he speaks like that.
3. Are you colourblind, his tie is black.
4. Youre obscene langauge is unnessecary.
WhoniverseMaster 3 years ago
Mark Watson... IS actually Welsh...
Domitella 3 years ago 3
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Sorry, but your so wrong. Check his Wikipedia entry for proof of the fact that Mark Watson was born in Bristol, into a Welsh family. He his not Welsh.
WhoniverseMaster 3 years ago
Well, okay, but he's Welsh enough to play for Wales!
Anyway, my point was that the accent in that clip IS his actual accent - a Welsh one. I do live there, and that's no fake. Plus I met him (briefly) in Edinburgh, and he was using it then too!
That'll teach me to be one of those people who comment on YouTube clips...
Domitella 3 years ago 3
However he speaks, he's a good laugh. By the way, I could play for Wales, I've lived in Wales, I can speak Welsh and cook Welsh food, but I've lived in Yorkshire for 18 years. Like Watson, I think I'm experiencing identity confusion.
WhoniverseMaster 3 years ago
welsh food? what's that? a cheese toastie?
d4yogurt 2 years ago
YORKSHIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
marchin' on together...
YeahNigguhhh 2 years ago
You use Wikipedia for "proof"?!?!!? Jesus...
u01snr 2 years ago
It may be seen as 'unreliable' but I think it's mostly factual. Anyway I've heard him say in interviews that he is not Welsh.
WhoniverseMaster 2 years ago 4
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don't know why you have 5 thumbs down, you're absolutely right.
ukulazy 2 years ago
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Thank you. I know I'm right, some people clearly can't understand that.
WhoniverseMaster 2 years ago
If we silenced everything we opposed, the world would be impossibly quiet and boring.
WhoniverseMaster 2 years ago
no he isnt
Blongers1 2 years ago
you sad man
paulreynolds 3 years ago
@paulreynolds Who? Me?
malarbusto 10 months ago
'he buys fair trade tea then sells it at the car boot for a mark up'
LOL
Oli3TB76 4 years ago 4
Classic!
Flfally 4 years ago
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Um. Is this a joke, or did this actually happen? I have a feeling they might just be taking the piss, but erm...
youvebeenthunderstru 4 years ago
silly bugger
rudster 4 years ago 2
It is fake, but it shows how convincing Ianucci is!
tau000 4 years ago 4
my dad love's hale and pace.
blatspanner 4 years ago
Just what these people deserve. Brillllliant!
acetremendous 4 years ago
ha next years last vicar of dibley ever
"its one of those situation where you put two and two together and the robot is the only answer!"
thenextpope 4 years ago
They give money to loads of british charities but generally we get soooo much more funding so thats not really fair is it?
mysteriousgoo 4 years ago
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"Some sketches never get past the ideas stage"
Is that the sketches where money is given to British people.
HildaMinogue 4 years ago
lol, they just sent a load of Paul Weller CDs, and not even the good ones.
phunkshon 4 years ago
excellent!!!!
terrasidius 4 years ago