Tay Zonday Banned! (and New Tobuscus Fan Page!) (LazyVlog 10-10-10)

[DeviousDilon]

Gross grape thingy!!!!!

[mrspattinson66666666]

toby i think that "Fruit" was poop XD

[leahnog]

@HurriShane00 WOW U R SOOOOOOOO COCKY

[HurriShane00]

Ha ha. I sneezed twice. I was watching the video and sneezed. I had to refresh teh vid because it stopped about half way and I sneezed again! he Blessed my face TWICE in vid! Jealous? lol

[56Quite]

His boops were so gentle abd soft... What have they become?

[iamofwolfandman]

7 minutes is a long cutscene HAA play Metal Gear Solid 4

[CaiusLigarius]

@iamofwolfandman how about playing Every Video game ever made in one long epic game with all the cutscenes linked together to form a mega cutscene thqat will leave you thrilled and enticed to watch and will leave you needing a cigarette in the morning.

[CODgirl97]

aww! i love his hair in this vlog!

[GervaisFan]

I love watching old vlogs! Watching Toby just makes my whole day better! :)

[twinklelittlecello]

hothothothothothothothothothot­hothot

[GODof123WAR]

@MrBLUDCRIMSON someones a racist

[TheBoxallGaming]

THUMBS UP IF YOU FOLLOW NEEDY_DOG ON TWITTER

[LOGIESPZ]

he was better back then

[VillainxGaming]

@LOGIESPZ NO WAY

[Ovvenchips]

get your hair like this again toby

[SuperJdawgful]

audience.... theres a fine for littering...

[JKlin3]

on the vid :)

[JKlin3]

not being a whore and getting drunk wasting ur time on this planet like jersey shore promotes haha even abc fox family is horriable now a dayz the music tv its all shit and i subbed ya btw hope to see u talk about one of the topics i presented to ya and give me a shout out hahah U see me out here!

[FrakkinMovies]

@JKlin3 dude tobuscus is about being funny and entertaining. so shut up

[JKlin3]

what ever is popular is the cool thing these days step back and take a look lets make voteing popular or standing up for are rights

[JKlin3]

talk about how all u see is sex on tv and the fcc is not doing there job at all u see what the younger generation has to look up to that two lmfao fags shaking there dicks acting like they make music hahahahahahahahahaha YOU SEE ME OUT HERE

[JKlin3]

say something about the government yo quit being a puss and get some real topics u obviously have the views and the peoples attention lets get it the people got to come together and mabey one day u can share ur vids on ur lil facebook haha or we can change the world for good get at me

[shatha1231]

pure epicness

[DeathByKumquat]

You know that truck in the background? I was too distracted by its Beauty to notice what was happening. Could someone please tell me what went on? Thanks, I luvz ya

[PivotingSniper316]

Wow, Toby's actually a really chill guy :D

[Griffbuscus]

Toby, this is Griffin. You cared more about Needy Dog more than me? What about telling people to subscribe me? HUH? BARK BARK BARRRRRRRK!

[AudreyGolightly13]

0:37 - 0:49 = Sean Connery voice.



[eatmorebananaz]

OMGJUSTYESWIN!

I turned audio captions on, because some other comment said it was funny, and Toby said "then you can do this" or something, and the captions said "then Steven can do this", then I was all like OMGJUSTYESWIN*makecomment*!

[ngpakyin0501]

@eatmorebananaz so that means...

we're steven?

wow that is twiiiiiiiiisteeeeed

[xEnder686x]

This is the most productive vlog I have ever seen toby do hahah, looks like somebody double dosed on their Ritalin today :P

[psychomantiskiller]

I like how Toby used to mention his gaming videos in his lazy vlogs

[CWHLGameplayz]

WOO! SOMEONE POPULAR WHO ALSO DOES NOT TRUST FACEBOOK! FINALLY!

[walkingcatastrophe13]

AHA i accidently turned on audio captions on, made toby's videos EVEN funnier, not that i thought it was possible XD

[TheSandybeaches777]

i need a tobuscus shirt so bad

[McCloud3211]

Hahaha video game hair

[KuraiLord]

Toby looks so sad in this video... I feel bad for him :/...

[meganpeters100]

Can i know your G-mail account name! mine is meganpeters100

[Christina1365]

Friend meee on Facebook!

[dwwbiggestfan4ever]

OMIGOSH.

Transcribe audio FTW XD LOL LOL LOL!

[Seathre]

Google+

[romeo22tea]

i want a shirt

[Boltasaurus]

0:50 - Turn on transcribe audio for the captions and it thinks "Tobuscus" is "Two buckets" haha

[XxWolfhowlsxX]

his hair looks AMAZING in this vid

[Scoonezy132]

The comment below me is clearly on to something. You would be brilliant as doctor who!

[Hello2u2322]

Toby, you should play as one of the incarnations of the Doctor from Doctor WHo.

[eliotkid]

@Hello2u2322 its regeneration, just correcting you =)

[Hello2u2322]

@eliotkid Okay, thank you.

I also think he is a little like MadGod Sheogorath From Elder Scrolls Oblivion, especially when you see the gods statue say "What are you doing Mortal?"

[Hello2u2322]

@eliotkid Okay, thank you.

[Nalmanac]

Google+?

[TheElihs]

Second mentioning of iJustine ever. Interesting.

[oldmanbobTheKIlla]

Double boop!

[ChickThatCanSk8]

toby is hothothothothothot :D

[kareenbean09]

@ChickThatCanSk8 heard that!

[tannerbanner789]

"its over flowing out of my ears"......i looked at his ear

[GRUFFUSCUS]

SORRY :(

[Castleman299]

Back then.. Toby seemed so sarcastic.. but now a days, he's so happy go lucky and friendly.

[Katiedidtimmins]

wow, toby, this lazyvlog is unusually coherent!

[3xpens1v3]

luv the 'need a release' loooooool

[ftlPhysicsGuy]

I JUST realized what I should have been doing. Been watching the LazyVlogs from the beginning--don't judge me--and it just hit me. Way back I should have posted a comment like "I've never really seen any of your videos [cough] but I think you should end these Vlogs with 'boop'." Then after the first finger cover, I should have commented "hey why don't you do an intro and outro like that saying 'intro of darkness..." You get the idea. Okay it was funnier in my head. But ANYway...

[FinnLewin]

I wonder about... when he starts mention iJustine in his videos?

Never mind! Go and get her! *thumbs up*

PS: thumbs up for Tobuscus not for the post...

[PhireHandy]

Yotube is like the comic book universe. There is the LA crew, IJ, Toby, and others.

Then there is the Hawaii crew, Which is Nigahiga and friends

[InfiniteTestings]

TOBUSCUS!

[lyssaftw]

Toby Sucks Episode 19 hahaha I love you Toby

[beatlespjrg]

HA HA TOBY I STOLE YOUR NAME ON XBOX LIVE HA HA HA

[jrq1217]

@beatlespjrg no, ya didn't

[beatlespjrg]

@jrq1217 yes i did if you have a xbox 360 type in TOBUSCUS and i will send you a mesage back saying my youtube name

[1326351]

@beatlespjrg fagggggggggggg

[Mattisanalien51]

We sighed at the same time, haha.

[NerdyHomosapian]

Ug I can't find the recent vlogs!

Could u put the date in the tags pls? I want to watch present Toby, not past Toby

[colombi1anjay]

cute win fail!

[swedish1muffin]

I love it when you go "Boop!" Thanks for ranting, we don't mind :)

[loolooxxlolx]

Thumbs up if he Geniusness make your brain overflow out of his ears

[jebakaulitz]

i luv how ur hair is always totally messed up. just roll out of bed toby? aw cute :)

[redwv]

@Tobuscus YOU CAN POST YT VIDS NOW!

[morbidcurt]

Toby we wanna Look for you now in this never ending game of Hide and Seek, We have always be the hider :(

[Joeqmafia]

19 people dont like that you picked up that litter

[JoninSnorlax]

Ru sure that wasn't an alien turd?

[dewseds]

i just passed out at the masculinity! (wait then how did i post this comment?

)

[collagelols]

@dewseds he is that awesome

[awesomesauce5519]

I think 19 people misread "dislike" with Dis I Like

[Ashy7005]

@awesomesauce5519 you posted this comment 11 months ago in 11 months only two extra people hav disliked this video, says something about toby

[Elmoassasin80]

@awesomesauce5519 i think 28 people misread your comment as funny....

[SeamsRock]

@Elmoassasin80 i think 1 person read that you're a douche. that person was me.

[Elmoassasin80]

@SeamsRock

i think i read that your still not funny...stop trying

[boito9]

there shld be a toby movie about the audience getting abducted by the government and then toby has to go on an epic journey full of random funny shit til he can rescue the audience.

the audience shld be repersented as toby's phone coz that wld be funny to see government agents interogating a phone on a stool hahaha . do it toby make a movie!!!

[evilpixie08]

@boito9 YES!

[champion3433]

@boito9 you are a genius imma animate it and give u cred ^_^

[margzz10]

@boito9 thats cool and how about ijustine is the goverment stealing the audience hahahaha!

[PaperSoapy]

@margzz10 Naw, just a toby and ijustine amateur porn vid. Yeah, i'm a perv, but youd watch it.

[kemutins]

@boito9 OMG! THAT HAS TO BE MADE!!!!!!!!!!!

[mimijuke]

19 people are strange alien fruits.

[peteisgod66]

You look so much better clean shaven. Thank god you can't grow a beard. :)

[xXBrokenLocketXx]

XD You sound half british then slightly scottish then back to American again at the beginning with the 'audience?' things. Hahaha

[juliarepent]

type in gift right before youtube on the search bar

[DoNaVaNq]

audience audience audience. u blame everything on us :(. Shame on u Toby

[MichaelDaGreat]

HOW DOES HE KEEP UP WITH 3 YOUTUBE ACCOUNTS, LIKE 4 FAN PAGES, AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES!? HES SUPER HUMAN!

[4lEC17]

@MichaelDaGreat chuck norris in disguise???

[MichaelDaGreat]

@4lEC17 it has to be.

[4lEC17]

@MichaelDaGreat ;P HAWT

[justin13246590]

OMG this was posted on 10-10-10

and 101010 in binary is the number 42. Toby you posted this on the 20th anniversary of the day of 42!

[dodd067]

toby has split personalitys

[wiinin1]

lol sean conery

[Skillerguy45]

Toby you should make one video when the audience is just looking at a fence and we hear you calling "Audience? Audience where are you!?". Pointless but awesome.

[KilluhSoda]

Your voice is just like Sean Connory's on Celebrity Jeopardy.

[quinnly23]

That was the best darkness/redness/whiteness EVER.

[Aulomus]

Every time I watch these... I feel like I get laid ._.

[redwv]

@Aulomus ikr

[redwv]

@Aulomus IK..right...

[PieInc2010]

@Aulomus You don't get laid by Toby, YOU GET LAID BY TOBY.

[MsWhiteWolfy]

well, you can talk and talk and talk and talk.. boop :D

[Supershroomsguy]

I think that "blueberry" was a piece of dogshit

[LukaKotar]

yeah, facebook sucks hello kitty's balls!! who agrees with me?

[Catteyblack1]

gah! the greenery is so frustrating! Where i live is now completely coated in ice and snow....mainly ice...

[hermionehp14]

I'm still confused about your facebook page : /

[damonkies12345]

I made a sandwich while watching your video. it was tasty.

[MisterCaptainDamnit]

Gotta love the Sean Connery voice

[crazystuff37]

10.10.10 was my bday!

[AmbientSpectrum]

Hey Toby... 20 Mg of Adderal.

Jussayin.

[Fdubbly]

Awww you have a really cute laugh :3

[goodguyslosefail]

sean connery lol

[Sangasan2]

I sneezed dammit! I am not supplemented... I demand supplication!!

[EverythingUseless]

@Sangasan2 solud :D

[hollaokaythanksbye]

You are just so friggin' cute.

[Dem0n5]

So, my friend registered an account and Facebook(actual technical customer service) continued to insist that email/account did not exist even though we were friending/posting/etc and his phone was receiving emails for our wall posts, yet the guy insisted it didn't exist and eventually decided to ban him cause...well, he wasn't supposed to exist.

[SilentEcho16]

hey toby it actually is an apple, its a cactus apple

[TheVasilcin]

sean connery voice ftw !!!

[TheEightiesChick]

AMUN!

[skulker622]

 what state is that?

[DeviantCandy]

You're addicting. Wait, that sounded weird. Sorry.

[MCpizzazz]

"Toby Sucks Ep 19" .... lol

[Kossokei]

@cheesk8er You didn't watch the entire video, did you, moron.

[cheesk8er]

@Kossokei

holy shit you dont need to piss off at me, dick.

besides, i dont really want to watch retarded vids like this, unlike retards like you who spend their lifes on the computer and dont care about other things like this fag.

[tierneymichaela]

so if you like wheezywaiter...

does that mean we can expect a Team Beard Supernote from you?

just a thought...

[thatguyinthecorner80]

i think you can put your youtube videos on facebook, raywilliamjohnson does it.

[xheartzx33]

I don't think I listen to what hes saying. His voice is just.... easy to listen to. LolXD. Charming? No? Yes? Thumbs up :]?

[cod4oclock]

U may well be the most annoying man on this planet right now. I hate you with a passion.

[SquatBottle]

Make a shirt that says "Audience" on the front!

[roflkopter92]

Is that the same car Sly drives in the Expendables (In the beginning of le vid)?

[trickysticks22]

lol he cleared his throat just to end the video

[miscible21]

Oh and you are so right not to trust facebook. They're shady on so many levels.

[miscible21]

That looked like an Acorn that got old... An Oldcorn.

[evilscotsman23]

Tobushcush ish awshome

[dess3013]

OMG ! :D

[JMRTNG]

I would recommend searching Toby Sucks Episode 19 on YouTube only and not on YouPorn... if you do it's not the same guy and he's "NOT" playing Halo Reach!

[BPJL4629]

your wearing a black tobuscus t-shirt! its to awesome for the elderly! they are going to die if the see you

[sym5340]

@BPJL4629 yesss totally the first thing i thought when i saw his shirt lol

[Emmettlover7]

Your laugh 3:47 IS SO FREAKING ADORABLE

[Emmettlover7]

Your laugh 3:47 IS SO FREAKING ADORABLE

[tonychopper2]

nice sean oconnery voice

[JObutarimon]

Wait is your English/British accent suppose to be pierce brossman? you're sounding very 007 lol

[shaneSPARTAN054]

Nice Sean Connery impression at the beginning

[gouunta]

I shure hope those people in the cars wernt elderly the would faint!

[simpleplanrocks12100]

@thethethetheluis You are intitled to ur owe opinon. But u sir suck.

[Aquahorseify]

@simpleplanrocks12100 xD

[KcStew77]

@thethethetheluis Checked out your channel, unfortunately I cant talk trash about your guitar skills. However, your comment reveals your complete ignorance in the ways of awesome.

[senshi85]

that looks like a turd

[contropropongono]

Lol, I was that first car.

I wuz all like "mom! stop the car!" and she wuzz alls likes nos.

[simpleplanrocks12100]

@contropropongono i wouldve been like "WHY"

[cristipattullo]

that., is a dried up zuccini

[darkassassian214]

DAMNN!!! TOBY!!. stop finding us!! Thumbs Up if you want to get a better hiding spot, and jump away when toby's coming to get us. and maybe thumbs up if you wanna find toby.

[xRejectedJessikax]

@darkassassian214 ...in the shower.

[Timeos]

@darkassassian214 I say instead of finding a fruit we hide inside a fruit. Like a cantaloupe or watermelon.

[3mm3]

I'm a part of the worst audience ever. Apparently! Because I always go do stupid stuff.