Satorin! It's me! Lets get married!

[joint1114]

ある意味トラウマになりそうな曲だwwww

[VocaloidUTAUFan45]

The person who made this video must really really love Satori. He (of course) is a hentai.

[matafannimE]

she must feel really bad reading thos toughts....

[MikuKonataMoon]

Satori seems to have many fanboys. But that's okay for me, not because I'm a girl, that doesn't matter, but because I have devoted my love to Yuuka Kazami, flower master of the four seasons. I guess that's fine, since everyone in Gensokyo is gay, most fans think. I only pair Yuuka with worthy characters, not like Tenshi, ew, but Mima and Marisa and coughToyosatomiminomikocoughco­ugh my favorite characters.

[michere11]

I must be jnder her spell cause I really do love her lol

[kanekanemax4]

さっとりん♪さとりん♪

さっとりん♪さとりん♪

さっとりん♪さとりん♪

さっとりん♪さとりん♪

[msh11201996]

Wow. can't believe that I'm in this video. You know, guy # 454.

[kanekanemax4]

罪袋ｗｗｗ

[siladel]

We're gonna keep on sacrificing our bodies for her! (What the hell are you thinking!?)

Even if this is a dream, I'm happy with whats next to this lovely letter.

I'm gonna share this letter to my partners. The magnificent fifth grade Loli~~!!

ME! WITH ME! I wanna touch your lips! (You're so bothersome!)

We're definitely gonna be scolded, but we don't care because Satori is our wife! (I curse you, perverts!!)

Accurate spanish-english translation, though Im not sure if the spanish one was correct.

[siladel]

(Stop that!)

If we think about it, she'll give us her love! Until now, not a girl like her existed! We would have never awaken such a behaviour, this is a volcano towards you, Satorin! (Im gonna hit you, stop it!)

If you think about those things, you could say you're a loser, but its completely normal! Our hearts transmit to you, out heads filled with Satori satisty her. (Total jerks). There wont be anything that scare us, in fact, pain is ecstacy. That' why we're all with our lovely wife!

[siladel]

The lyrics are the following (what appears between brackets is Satori)

"Satorin!! It's me!! MARRY ME!!" ("You're an idiot.")

"We think about everything, and we're not scared, because Satori's my wife!" ("Idiots!")

Satorinx16 (What is this.. inside their brains.. Hey! Stop it, Stop it now! >,<)

The Mind-reading Eye's power has a challenge for us. The Mind-reading Eye can see through everything. All our fantasies will go through her mind. If that's the case, then we'll take it seriously!

[ClRNO]

Bitch, she's my waifu. >:V

[GentlemanAeon777]

Emm...In soviet Gensokyo...You rape Satori's mind? OR was it with Koishi...?

[kittykid9000]

wtf

[MichikiEatsYou]

Satori really sounds like Chiaki from Minami-ke at the beginning! o.o

[uekenceena]

英語タイトルで載せんなよーーもう

[chocobo56]

hurray hayate no gotoku censor looking person... I think

[C0DESUB]

Erm...why do they want to marry satorin when pachouli describes her as most hatred?

[SiergiejLowca]

@C0DESUB She was hated, but after her Palace was invaded by some sexy magician and thousands of otakus lurked into it, she became extremely loved.

Now it must be really hard for her...

[GentlemanAeon777]

There is a reason why Koishi closed her heart.

[tttyyyato]

歌おうぜ！みんな！！　さーとりんりん♪さとりんりん♪

[Godpleton]

This is the greatest thing my "recommended" list has EVER given me.

[DigiRena]

Oh!

Can you upload the image? Yes *look at Satori without clothes*

[yusukeyajima]

ネタだと分かっててもイラついてくる。

全員弾幕で消し飛んで灰になれ。

[SHMUPjol]

Oh yes... she can read their thoughts...

This is creepy. Poor Satori. I say she should just kill them all!

[HikariNoNanaki]

Something about those naked dudes really make me want to destroy them, but I can't put my finger on it.

[DigiRena]

Subs

[SaladofStones]

Is there a version with just the background music?

[megamarsvin]

This shows perfectly how horrible it would be to always know what other people are thinking ^^

[xXSuiseisekiXxDesu]

need english subs

[otakutheseries]

@xXSuiseisekiXxDesu I'm so lost, too! T_T

[xXSuiseisekiXxDesu]

@otakutheseries i would know what they say.....poor satori V.V hmm i´ve a great idea! satori should marry koishi XD

[otakutheseries]

@xXSuiseisekiXxDesu Haha, yesss!

[00oo0oo]

俺もさとられたい

[videohenryk]

lol... moemaniadotorg....

kinda weird name :p

[killyh]

Why is that video so awesome, in an odd way? <3 Satorin.

[fluffyglobz]

Subs!! NAO!!

[videohenryk]

Utsuho, Orin; why did you both have to get in the middle of mi great sight!!!!!!!!!!!

i want to see what's behind them!!!!!!

[glidepunch1534]

i get eye loved at 1:18-1:42

[Javicen91]

bakayaro~~

[theRealPlaidRabbit]

Squick.

[PrincesTomboy]

this needs english subs now X3

[zanazans]

love the song, but the thought of a lot of people violating one girl... really irritates me >.>

*pumps shotgun*

especially real life people... cool vid none the less!

[LittlePshycoPuppy]

She does too have limbs

[PrincesTomboy]

so satorin is the canon sue then?

[VenomPill]

Someone put a gun on my head and pull the trigger.

[PATEv4]

You said that you know nothing about Touhou!

Ha, liar and a hypocrite!

TROLLLLLL

[VenomPill]

@PATEv4

Shut up, sit down and watch this video.

[PATEv4]

レンジ 東方アレンジPVリンク 罪袋 月まで届け、永琳の匙 谷屋 ゆかりんファンタ

i.e Shut the fuck up, kid.

[VenomPill]

@PATEv4

True, I may be a kid, but I'm smarter than you ever will be.

[PATEv4]

YOUR A CUNT

[VenomPill]

YOUR SATORIN

[hado123]

I'm with Koishi, then.

[PrincesTomboy]

uhhh... wow... xD

[FFantasyDreams]

. . .

MARRY ME SATORIII!!!!

[moemaniadotorg]

Sorry, she is mai waifu already

[DigiRena]

@moemaniadotorg Sorry, she betrayed you with me!

[TheFryman94]

@moemaniadotorg

derp

[CaptainYukiko]

@moemaniadotorg too late, she´s already mine since the game demo was released :3

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

@moemaniadotorg Shes my waifu

[videohenryk]

@ReimuHakureiShrine no, mine mine mineeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she is OUR waifu, we only have to think of it, she sees our love, feels it.

The supreme waifu?

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

@videohenryk For Both of us!

[videohenryk]

@ReimuHakureiShrine YEESSSSSS, toghether we'll achieve her!!

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

@videohenryk Achievement unlocked:Stolen Virginity

[Membrane556]

When dealing with 2ch Anon being able to read people's minds is a curse.

[megamarsvin]

Maybe, but it's a blessing compared to 4chan ;)

[NakanoHitori]

Hey 911 it is because they are 2ch. Most of 2ch is known to be loli for most things that seem underage.

[gigaslave]

An extension to this joke is that the character for her species, "Satori", can be broken down into its composite characters, which reads "sato rori", or "5-year old loli".

[00720000]

このロリコンどもがー

[911sushi]

this video is creepy because i dont understand japanese all i see is satori and some naked guys running around

[Harumikitty]

She's accidently reading older men's dirty thoughts about her in this.. so... XD It's just part of the joke.

[TheFryman94]

@911sushi

in a nutshell: when some guys in sin sacks realize they can transmit (shove) their thoughts into satori's mind, some crazy shit happens.

[HolyFrickImHad]

Satori

[Beastom]

I know that why I want this version and I have the original version (and a few remixes)

[Beastom]

the music is kinda cool, I wonder where can I get it without the voices.

[HolyFrickImHad]

There is an original verson of the background music. It's slightly diffrent, though.

[HolyFrickImHad]

what the f-

Why is Komeiji attracting weird 2D naked nose bleeding things?

...

Other than that, I love the song.

[banditopants]

さとりいいいいいいん！！

[WarMachine252]

agreed

[kessmalit]

well that was freaking weird

[yesface]

このロリコンどもめ！ｗ

[moemaniadotorg]

さーせんw

[droolblanket]

This is what you get if you can read trough others thoughts.

[xhydropumpx]

I don't understand japanese, but that isn't nessecary for this.

[TNinja0]

A powerful ability, that got some serious back-fire power if used among the wrong people.

[gigaslave]

Reading minds is too dangerous without the ability to filter/censor what you read. There's worse stuff in people's minds than rule34 about you...

[mentaljosh123]

Oh, but Rule 34 is pretty darn bad...

[Delcatty99]

uhhh...rule 34?

[CGrascal]

If it exists, there shall be porn. No exceptions.

[mentaljosh123]

What he said. Even calculator gang****.

[Delcatty99]

Oh owkay thanks :) that's another thing i learnt from youtube ^^

[PancakeM1x]

You really shouldn't be so happy about it...

But yeah, this sort of gag at Satori's expense is even funnier if you've played Metal Gear Solid. Psycho Mantis, anyone? Remember what his reason for being such a sociopath was?

[Delcatty99]

Well i've never said i was happy about it i just was...content about knowing what it was.

[ohgodmynutbladder]

she seems relatively calm considering how many people are thinking of violating her.

[Membrane556]

She's going to rip her own third eye off.

[sventcombatir]

first yukarin now satorin XD

[StultitiaX]

Unlike Yukari though, it looks like Satorin~ lost...... I'd hate to be a Touhou girl that could read minds..... the fanbase.... o_o

[MuffinPoxolatoso]

o_O Read loli lovers' mind...

[Membrane556]

I'm surprise she didn't sic the nuke raven on them that's what I would have done.

[xterexx]

poor satori D:

[mariopartylover10]

???

[Syckezt]

I DONT KNOW....