Derren Brown - Control the Nation Glued to our seat

[lukeorchard27]

cock head

[TheOriginalRockHog]

Lol I have that toothpaste.

[RsXviRapidzz]

he should have brought a lottery ticket... oh no i forgot he could only predict them after the lottery... i guess thats not fake -.-

[ChunderPlunder]

that guy is really small

[learnhealgrow]

Love this! A lovely nod at the lottery split screen technique. Thanks for making me laugh. : )

[burrows44]

Fuck of you fucking moron dwarf ... twat... waste of time GROW!

[comedypods]

LOL! hilarious

[rysio024]

funny guy

[506792]

LOL MIDGET

[lucasconnorrichards]

W T F !!!

[MultiSuperDean]

hes a freak the sort bastard

[MattyLovely]

LOL MIDGET

[blade76543]

midget LOL

[lovingsnow92]

awww, u so cute. hahahhahahah

[rozamcfc]

LOOOOOL

[hitmanimation]

absouletly fantastic like your humour lmao

[Hi675445]

lol

[DEESERENDIPITYDEE]

HA HA

[caritas83]

ok this was way more creative and fun!

[tubeeorrnottubee]

I SECOND THATT, Annister'! heh heh x))))

[AnnisterPolitics]

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA-- ahh, me vicar, I kneeww I missed you an awful lot, but I didn't realise just haoww very muchh until I got look at thisS, and your magical, hypnotic humour came rushing at me all over aggaainn!x)))

{{{HuGs}}}

[jordykid8]

lol the glue was toothpaste lmao

[ExclusiveTechTV]

can i say one thing,how can people comment on someone's size or religion or race, it makes the person commenting sad as fuck, people that are gunna say something about someone, honestly GO DO ONE

[tosher777]

It's got nothing to do with size, religion or race, it's to do with the fact that all you sad people think this video is funny when in reality ... it's about as funny as an over-sized crocodile clip hangin off yer sack!

[EliottJPorpington]

At least our sacks arnt on our forehead...

[willkeaney]

lmao look at the ittle person ha ha ha

[lustforlife358]

Pure genious love it!!

[differ567]

lmfao "im robbing u m8 cheers derren brown" still laughing

[CREATIVEEYEMUSIC]

Made me laugh.  On a different note the video quality is excellent. What camera do you use?

[xixxixxi0]

hahahaha bloody hell im stuck im robin u m8

[starpopcorn2]

lol this is epic! :D

[xArmedGamer]

Haha great video, subscribed!

[xArmedGamer]

lol

[matty19892009]

how do we get unstuck lol

[Brucy6666]

did you realize you are a midget?

[CIAPATY1995]

Do u have a problem with that Brucy?

[Brucy6666]

nope, just putting it out there, why? do you? coz thats not cool man...

[CIAPATY1995]

Well, you r the one that is pointing that out

[tiggeriswild6]

no i was surprised to get hit on the head by a door handle,, and have to use a stepladder to get into bed..x

[Brucy6666]

what do you mean?

[tiggeriswild6]

i mean,, that i am not sure if its you who wrote the comment saying did you realise you were small (the man in the video)

&& i said he would of realised by things being big for him,, like just normal beds, and then doors (the handles would be upto his neck or summit)

know what i mean now..? xx

[frankfranklyn]

LOL ... great vid!! HA!

~F~

[ReapersFury]

HAHAHA! Great Vid Mate  ;) 5 Stars!

[oreking444]

dony you mean you sucked your dads dick? GTFO youtube you scum bag 0lc10

failed motherfucker you deserve nuthin less then being raped and strung up by the KKK

[audifono777]

*loooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooool*

[Ambreex]

Haha! this is funny shit! :L

[Reabettyapple]

I have tears running down my face from laughing x

[TheGameCrow]

yo this video is funny lol

[TheGameCrow]

hey olc10 the only reason your trying to disrespect lil rich is because he is a better editor then you and to the looks of it he is a bigger person then you as well so if you feel you want to disrespect him look at the mirror and there you should see something to disrespect

[billybobblader]

Win

[microXTrider]

ha ha great vid just lil embarassing ure now like 30 i'd say and ure making childish vids on youtube but i like them so keep them up lol

[The1stPoster]

you're a top bloke lol xD

[CrazyChicken495]

This is sooooooo funny! x

[tosher777]

I wish someone would shoot a bullit for him to catch with his teeth ...and blow his F*CKIN HEAD OFF!

BELL-END OF THE MIND!

[richw4]

LOL that would be awesome then I would have as much brains, charisma, intelligence and personality as you! hoorah

[tosher777]

Ok...someone throw the 'ankle-biter' a peanut !

[tosher777]

If you'd have as much brains as me you would have realized i was expressing my hatred for 'Bell-boy' Brown (aka...'bell-end of the mind), and not you..you silly boy!!

[emmziibaybee]

awh . i luv it wen he says blooddy hell, im stuck to my seat haha funnyyy xx luv this vidd xx

[llamzrt]

You patronising testicle.

[emmziibaybee]

why the hell did u call me tht !!!!

[llamzrt]

Because you said "awh"

You patronising testicle.

[emmziibaybee]

omg becoz i sed tht is it against the rules , ohh diddumss . idiot . get a life .

[llamzrt]

No it's not against the rules, nor is having your name as "emmziibaybee", or putting a space between every full-stop, but they still piss me off. And this little thing called free speech means I can comment on them. And without meaning to sound conceited, I look at your comments and fail to see where you get off calling ME an idiot.

And yes, I have a life thank you.

[emmziibaybee]

well i think my name is pretty good compared to yours and anyway lets just forget this x

[llamzrt]

Yeah, yours is so original .

Ok than diddumss .

[mcchaddie2]

lmao :L class

[sxynicki]

ur a weird weird little man lol

[xiTzBaSiiCz]

it didn't work.. STUPID DERREN BROWN! lol

[CIAPATY1995]

that was so funny xD He got stuck and someone is robbing him :P

[Zacsampson]

well done. (clap clap)

[Subfightr]

awesome, you put alot of work into your vids.

[XxKikiiix3x]

Aww lmao

[kingofthekop0151]

Derren Brown will take over the world. Soon Obama will be making cups of tea for him Gordon Brown will be wiping his arse.

[XxKikiiix3x]

I See

[MrLankee]

wow how small are you (no offenece)

[davidgbenoba1]

its pwa

[connia]

THIS IS FUNNY AND YOU'RE CUTE, TOO :)

[boro4ever7]

lol

[Danielakawmd]

Haha this is awesome. Keep it up dude

[EJLfilms]

This is like the movie momentum :P

[bugsme10]

does this mean you

 will accept my invite ?

[bugsme10]

i'm passing a smile for a smile.

"When is the only time a little

person gets smacked ?

When he tells you your hair smells good. "

hope you didn't hear this one ?

and i hope you smiled.

[mysonytalent]

HA HA This just cracks me up

[Stonerbwoi420]

pisses me off so much this does!

[someguysacount]

OH NO IM STUCK TO MY SEAT!!!! ... wait ... im just fat aand lazy.

[Wilmott1992]

why do people have to talk about his size! god you big gays!

But the darren brown thing did not work on me!

[luckylaila]

lmfao!!!!

[puppy010]

where u got the music from i dont understand how it works with audioatix

[hackinghelptk]

lol

[hippylover4]

lol that was joke

[AmphibiousSheep]

Leave him the fuck alone you stupid stinky ass turds.

[ashmim]

OMG he was on 1 v 100 !!!!!

[IwishIwasnot]

It's Stupor-Man:D

[geckojsc]

OMG lol! That's funny.

[666DevilDeath666]

Leave rich alown he is realy funny just because he is small you shouldnt judge LOVE YOU RICH!! Emma :D xx

[OliverKnowles]

Cheers derren, your a top bloke!

[Iggumz]

Stumpy Freak

[azsquil]

sorry it must be hard for you being freaking perfect

[azsquil]

you must be soo angry and soo arrogant. you realy are a prick i bet you're scared of anything different from you which is most people as no-one can be as much of a cunt

[azsquil]

stop being a prick you're obviously so insecure about youreself just leave him alone he hasnt done anything to you

[Mnpunkrulez]

FUCK THE RETARTED RACIST SHIT.

[funkydelicman]

iggumz you sound really nasty. the kind of person who is insecure and takes their fustration out by trying to put other people down,say? you were probably abused by your parents as a kid or you are just a reallly reallly worthless piece of shit that nobody cares about

[PlaystationChat]

iggumz is just the worst type of person.

[merjkidldn]

lol

[fleming140]

tis is loads better than that stupid wanker brown pants

[KimGirlx]

Pretty much Jokes.

[Oliver200101]

reasonably funny..XD

[Gerbilsftw]

Lol you're funny.

[Iggumz]

he will die soon, all dwarfs do

[Gerbilsftw]

How can you be so horrible and disgusting to people?

[Iggumz]

because freaks like him make me cry

[azsquil]

you really are a prick i bet ure like a fat lillte american sat at home eating mc donalds wanker

[richw4]

Thanks for sharing your expert knowledge of the condition Diastrophic Displasia, I will immediately inform the top geneticists of the world. Prior to your diagnosis it had been common knowledge that people with this form of dwarfism and others such as achondroplasia do indeed live to normal ages of 70-80+. You should write a paper on it and receive the critical acclaim you so obviously deserve. (You might want to improve your grammar etc before attempting this though) :)

[Iggumz]

I guess your temper isnt the only short thing about you midge

[azsquil]

wanker leave him alone

[Iggumz]

Fucking stumpy legged midge

[jamesplanet]

FUCKING MIDGET

[TheHammerCock]

you sicken me

[reeymysterio]

lool

[abidingwings]

you little nobber

[qask11]

hahaha "im a burglar mate"!!

[BerniceR92]

LOLL, this is fummy.

all you haters need to get a sense of humour.

and cheer uppppp.

[derrencrown]

watch my video for the true footage! hQ

[123Steaky]

nice green screen :)

[xxEvieEvieEviexx]

hahaha loved it!!

[MATTYOXIDE69]

wot the fuck .......... ?

u couldnt get stuck in a kidys chair let alone a sofa.........stop makin shit videos.....

[xxEvieEvieEviexx]

wow what a moody dick head u sound like.

[MATTYOXIDE69]

wow what a sad bitch you are for finding that funny...a bet u have told your friends about this video and how funny it is...haha give your head a wobble....

[xxEvieEvieEviexx]

nah mate haha it just watched it, laughed, read ur comment and saw how moody u are u should go do something fun it might put u in a better mood

[ana183247]

MATTYOXIDE69 if u aint got anything good to say then dnt say it at all n stop pickin on people, coward. like you can do better videos than rich, he's the best!

[BreakBeatPaul]

'i'm a burlar mate, i'm robbing ya' lol

[Ludde8]

Nice shirt!! i have almost the same one , :D so funny ;P nice video btw

[kenfig]

Ha ha funny character ! He's certainly cynical !

[NicholasKin]

love you! I laugh for about 5 min. without stoping!

[IAmKieron]

Well, on a scale of one to ten...

What the fuck?

[PKNoHonor]

lil rich ownz

[BirminghamDan]

so funny

[FayeLouiseKehoe]

Omg U Deaf He Said It Wont Work On The Internet !!!! Dumm Or What

[diggizip]

No need to cap every word!

[dannyboydude15]

Of course it wont work on the internet... It's all fake anyway...

[BrithyllArian]

hee hee...brilliant!....loved all the sound effects :)

[KissVirgin09]

haha what are the odds that that actually happens? XD that would be so funny. jokes on us! fun-siized~ so cute <3

[mattfox14]

Haha I love it when you hold the superglue up to the camera

[nehalp100]

looooooool

[EvilMatty12]

lol :D

[higgypopuk]

Ace!! Doing alright for views by the looks of it too!

I didn't get round to doing round to mine and thought I missed the moment.

Did you actually get stuck to the sofa on Friday?

[martynhenrystyles]

yout twat

[8dontworry8]

I did watch the show..Along with others I was with...Did we all try being hypnotised/controlled?..Yes..D­id we...No.Was it a waste of ffucking time?Of course.Lesson learned.

What a great way to spend the fucking Friday night..Cunts.

[hilopet56]

i think it was a scam on the phone lines

[KissVirgin09]

leave him alone dood, that's rude >: |

[ciagon3]

lol ur so funny and i luv ur theme song,hes not short hes....fun sized.lol

[reikagirl52096]

The hipnotist reminded me of the hipnotist scetch in Little Britan! I loved that show! :D

[thevideoviewer112233]

Thats who they are copying.

[TamHickey67]

How can you believe a spellmeister who doesn't know how to spell "Darren?"

[nickhirst999]

Ha! Allegedly Derren's parents named him after the actor Derren Nesbitt who appeared in many roles including Number Two in the Prisoner episode: "It's Your Funeral"

Boring but true!

[nickhirst999]

Hi Rich! I think I might have met you! Did you go to Egypt back in 2003 with a nice young lady whose name began with G?! If so, she shared a flat with me and you came round once.

General comment:

Anyway, Derren was using essentially a hypnotic induction in this week's show. The so called subliminal film was largely irrelevant and stuff about it not working over the internet is nonsense! It was all about suggestion.

[richw4]

Haha what a coincidence! Yes that was me lol. Shortly after that, I met my now wife Charli and we have been together for 6 years now! Although only married for 10 weeks yaay newly weds :)

General comment: agreed all about suggestion :)

[nickhirst999]

Congratulations to you and Charli!

Funnily enough I've already seen your poltergeist video (lol!) where you are on the sofa and I was going to post on that one as I thought it was you. By coincidence, I just happened on this one as I'm a fan of Derren and all his bullshit! At the time I met you, I was a supervisor on a hypnotherapy course and your prediction of what DB was going to do is far more impressive than DB's lottery "prediction"!

Great channel!

All the best,

Nick

[Neylonx]

if you know anything about hypnosis then you'd know that there was nothing particularly special about the weird screen.

all it was was a focus point, something for you to put all of your attention to. much like the sterotypical pendulum watch.

the reason it wont work online is because yes, the resolution would make it look shit, but also because of all the distractions around the edge, and the fact that derren cant build up to it like he did on the program.

[killerkan666online]

grow up oops sorry :) lol

[Jamespage08]

hahahahaha

[childera123]

not cool bra dont make fun of that dude cuz hes short

[TheSuperJackass]

yes it does it needs to be high resolution as he explained before he began the experiment

[YanYan2kaii8]

Thats crap..I wanna still see it online :P Miht work!

[JordanKingSaid]

It doesnt work over the internet only on tv.

[jonrobson421]

Why would that matter, it's a screen, a means of projecting an image that doesn't differ depending on the source.

[22poopoo]

It didn't work for me on TV and our tv is big and good picture so...WON'T work online.

[YanYan2kaii8]

can someone give me a link where I can find his show online or something..I missed it and want to try it!!

[CONDOR1122]

try 4od

[ddaanniieelleeyy]

he said on the show it wouldnt work online becaus eit needs to be good quality. it'll probs be repeated later in the year!

[ashleyreefer]

the first time i watched it it didnt work but then i put it on on channel4+1 and watched again and it worked. i didnt like it though lol.

[renducat]

lmao good comedy (taking the piss)

yeah i get it it's funny though right? he tells people it won't work if you watch it again (on the internet)...it won't work on everyone(maybe just my pals) tell you what though he got some shitty people to say can you move your legs ...ans: NO ..can you feel your leg .. ans: uhhh NOO?. Iol anyways his audience didn't watch all we at home saw the 1 milisec blak and white pictures and what not ......etc

[jowens308]

it was a load of shit, didnt work

[Adamication]

Fun size!

[bumblebumz]

aww man! I would love to have seen midget fight!

nah not like jerry's show thats a fony show

[beckilturner]

pmsl.. that was great.!!

[rb1003]

i didnt stick

[Jaffa1978]

Just to let you know this doesnt work by watching it online!! he said dont try watching it on youtube as it wont work unless you have a HD TV or Monitor