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  • There so god damn cuteXD

  • just sent the adoption papers to you

  • I'm also your daughter....oops....i took a poop....called marbelizer and i pee stuff called formula 13

  • I'm your kid to remember :D

  • OMFG, adorable! XD

  • my first toy was a transformer. there first toy was a ego, ( dont worry he got just enough colors). if they dont like that they always have a pump. god damn mike, i wish i was your daughter, but im a guy.

  • shit if they just get random toys like this for no reason then it must be one hell of a Christmas

  • they litterally get a work" out by holding those guns hhaa so cool!

  • aww that was cute hope they become as good as you mike

  • .... wtf i have a gryphon... AND I PAYED FOR IT!!!

  • Lucky little people, I gotta work for all my Crap, ill gladly join yalls family

  • Nice can you adopt me please .;)

  • May i please be sponsored by Tech PB!?

  • @neoinil sure. He will send you a techpb sticker, and a 1 dollar sponsorship.

  • daddy i want one to 8) please i want a new CSL to

  • at the end he totally cussed in front of his children haha thats funny.

  • OMFG thats fucking awesome hahaha

  • u shud adopt me i do manual labor

  • (darth vader voice) mike im you new adopted son

  • I WANT THE GOLD ONE

  • that not fair my parents didn't get me stuff like that :[

  • How lucky are those girls! i carnt even afford a ego :(

  • your my new dad....

  • Will you adopt me?

  • I will sell my parents to come live with you!

  • Bull crap those are not you kids you probably wont know this but I am your long lost child

  • BEST unboxing vid by far.

  • mike can u be mi bestfriend nd buy me everything

  • 41 people got a spyder from their dad

  • wish my dad was that kool

  • Omg im crying right now.. i cant even afford an azodin blitz :(

  • adopt me too plz man those girls are lucky i just started playing paintball and i have to buy everything my self i have a stock spyder sonix

  • lmao spoiled little girls

  • Omg this is adorable 

  • i like the end "obviously they are going to be sponsored by techpb, so they can get whatever the fuck they want." Lmfao

  • honestly adopt me for the the love of god

  • ha face kick

    

  • epic face kick

  • if i said csl my parents would hit me. adopt :)

  • DADDY!!!!!

    

  • mike can you adopt me please :P

  • if i can be cuter than ur daughters can i have that stuff?

  • omg can i be your son

  • Likebif you think they couldint get cuter

  • When I was his daughters age, I was happy just to get legos.

  • they are really working hard to get 1500 dollar gun lol

  • Wish you where my daddy!

  • aww so cute

  • y daddy left me when i was young Help me

  • please adopt me ill pay you 35bucks

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  • please adopt me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i want a new toy

  • i signed in just to comment on this vid. just like a farther takes a whole new meaning

  • i think the camera man cried

  • I would be buzzing if I had that csl as my first gun spent a lot. Of money on your kids there haha x

  • i want the gold one

  • i wish you were my dad :) lol

  • damn i wish i got that now i have a dpfx getting a ego 11 and their first gun is ego csl

  • DAD?!?! I've finally found you!!!

  • Amg where is my new toys?

  • And in 15 years they will realize that there dad gave them one of the best paintball markers out there..lol

  • that iz da most expensiv gun i know wtf

  • how many people get to say i got a cal for my first gun... then i went down to pump

  • adopt me please?

  • hey mike can u adopt me

    

  • Mike, you look more excited then they were

  • ... when i was there age i got handed an SAT book :C Mike wheres my new toys :c?

  • Dear santa..........

  • My birthdays coming up Mike:)

  • are you @#$% craze 

  • hey mike im up for adoption in the tampa area (hint hint hint)!!!

  • dud i feel that in the futter when you revew a gun thay will fight on it loool

    no i want it o i do daaaaad lol and make a give a way i might start on your hands

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  • can I be your son... pleeeeeeease i beeeeeg youuu!

  • do u work at ansgear.com

  • mike......i gotta say......thats best parethood right there....but maybe A LITTLE BIT too young to start leading them towards paintball?

  • yes i wanna see my new toys :c

  • why the hell do they need paintball guns at this age they would probably cry if they got hit

  • i hate you just kiddin im just jealous

  • Jealous :(

  • best dad ever

  • Wish I was his son...

    I will be like "pretty and sexy"

  • THEIR SPOILLLED :((((  I WISH I WAS THEM ... FIRST GUN EGOs ...NOT FAIR

  • omg how much money do you have?

  • 38 people are jealous

  • Ha

  • I knt believe u dnt believe me daddy i swear im ur kid u were just really drunk for 9 months :D

  • omg they're like 4 and u get them awsome paintball guns i dont think that thay will want to play paintball and if they do play it they might cry if they get shot

  • mike you should adoupt me

  • Foot to the face lol

  • I wish my dad got me paintball markers when I was Little

  • I WANT A NEW PAINTBALL GUN !!!!

    

  • adopt me

  • thats the first time ive ever been jealouse of young children!....

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  • about 5200 dollars worth of stuff

  • god damn wtf i want one

  • lucky... -.-

  • my spyder looks like crap compared to that.....

  • @bitemyweener20000000 You're spyder always looks like crap :P

  • 4 guns in one day? Id be happy with 4 gums in a week.

  • This makes me feel poor..... :(

  • Makes my etek 3 look pathetic..

  • if my mom bought me a 2011 cls ego i would probably cry for about 5 hours

  • @emokid43100 same XD

  • wheres my new toy ????

  • i probably couldnt even afford the pump gun

  • only you would give 4 years old's egos...

    i wish i had one

  • wait if this is just june ist what is christmas like?

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  • lmfaooo im 15 and i got a invert mini not an ego :( i wish

  • As long as he's helping the sport grow I'm fine with it...

  • they way mike talks to his girls sounds a little... ummm... you know what i mean...

  • What color ego 11 should i get plz reply

  • What the fuck I'm 13 and I got a mini lol and 3 year olds got fickin csls wtf lmfao

  • @ThePBallingTowsh ha I said the same thing

  • im embarrassed a 3 year old has a better gun than me

  • I have a part time job (i'm only 17 lol) and im saving up for a CSL..i hope one day i can get one haha..

  • I feel poor when i see this...

  • Hey mike im urson....member my mom at that club yeah....:/ i want a dye marker-_- lol

  • mike i want to be your kid pls ill be nice

  • mike , adopt me real quik. my bday is next month !

  • MIke, can you show me my new toys?

  • WHICH ONE IS OLDER

  • THEY DONT EVEN KNOW WHT THEY GOT THOSE GUNS ARE AWSOME

  • please tell me what you do for a living to buy all these markers???

  • i had to actually get a part time job to get my geo 2.1. great gun to. i hope they do play paintball

  • Sounded like you said penis-p lol

  • wow mike you are an awesome dad

  • danm when i was there age a got a bike from wal mart ... There getting ego cls 11

    p.s mike you should do i giveaway on old paintball guns

  • whats your job? lol

  • i wish my dad gave me a planet eclipse at their age

  • i will never gets those guns poor :P

  • At 1:00, I was like motherfu***...

  • Doesnt make sense, by the time they get old enough to handle them wont the CSL be like vintage technology. Its like me buying by 5 year old son a new car today. By the time he can drive it will be out dated. The pumpers make sense tho.

  • i laughed so hard i fell off my chair....looooool

  • i wish i got a CSL when i was like 5

  • I keep watching this I just cry and cry and keep on crying hahahaha. Every time I see the CSL is just wahhhhh :'(!!

  • MIKE HAS JUST WORKED HARD AND BUILT UP HIS REP FOR PAINTBALL SO HE CAN AFFORD TO DO THAT, YOU WANT AN EGO? GO BUY IT YOURSELF.

  • When I saw the CSLs I was like :o Mike you're ridiculous I like your vids and all. But these are little girls. You should be buying them dolls and cute toys. I'm a fan of Paintball, I play woobsball, but come one man. They are your baby girls. BUT CLSs!? REALLY I NEARLY CRIED!

  • i wish my parents treated me like that...if i want a new gun(which i do now after having a bt for a long ass time) i have to save up and buy it myself and theres no decent paintball stores where i live so i have to pay shipping fees and all that shit

  • "There gonna be madly sponsered by techpb so they can get whatever the fuck they want" Lol

  • What the freak are u a doctor or president how do u afford that stuff. BTW adopt ME.

  • I'll dress up as a little kid anyday for a freakin ego...

  • I don't even have a ego yet and your like 5 year old daughter has one spoiled lol

  • why did you gave them when they were little, what if they grow up and started to hate paintball and go shopping all the time. at least try to give them a plastic paintball gun if they have one.

  • freakin LUCKY!!!!!!

  • i like how they go for the manuals first

  • ADDOPT ME!!! :O

  • This shits fuckin crazy..... lol

  • Mike, can I be your daughter, even though I'm a dude. lol

  • holy $#!t i <3 u

  • wow mike I saw your video about how kids have to work to get into paintball and parents shouldn't buy their kids their guns but you buy your kids 2 Planet Eclipse CSL

  • i wish my dad worked in the paintball industry haha no jk, mike tell the girls congratulations on their new markers! Best of luck to them both in the extreme sport of paintball, im sure they will play just like their dad! haha

  • those are not toys mike !!! it says it on the box lol =D

  • there going to have to work for eveyhting but can have anything they want?

  • i'll be ur kid any day :P

  • what does he work as?

  • Twins, Fucking dual wielding a CSL and a CCM 6.5. Mike.....You've made us proud.

  • i want a csdel

  • ok time to unsubscribe

  • If you listen well, you can hear Damian in the back crying.

  • Argh, I cringed every time they banged the guns into each other

  • I feel poor now

  • Y cant mike give me a csl that ive drooled over for a year.

  • USF!!!

  • AHHHHHHH PLEASE ADOPT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • lol plannet ecliples csl over $1000

  • my friend got a tippman gryphon for his first gun there 3 and got a better gun they probanbly dont even know what6 it meanes

  • my first gun was a carver one then i got an invert mini.....there like 3 and got a better gun then my first gun

  • you cuss around kids that age!

  • @delmac5 bro its his perenting let him do what he wants when or if you have kids you do what you want

  • i want the gold one =[

  • dear santa,  make mike adopt me

  • ummmmm wat do u do for a living?!?!?

  • my name is damian.....i felt so wierd watching this