Pirated Game Oddities: Sonic 3D Blast 5 (Game Boy)

[ultramegaunknown]

The graphics have impressive detail.

I think if the music was fixed and the level designs were better suited for a portable, this would be very good.

[arlobo1]

thumb up if you use earphone and this song rapes your ears

[thomasfan69]

I dare someone to play use headphones and play this at full volume

[silascoutinho7]

Turn down the volume headphone users!

[shadowdreamcast]

Ok the gameboy sounds like 8-bit but this THIS no 8-bit system or portable sounds like this not EVEN Atari 2600/VCS and thats 2-bit 2-BITS.

[MortifiedJack]

Needs more blast processing.

[mastermaximus11]

Rest in peace headphone users :(

[UncleSchwarz]

@mastermaximus11 Thanks but lucky im still alive.. barely..

[DailyOrange101]

Thumz up if you has your headphones on and ears started bleeding. O~O

[thegonzalo900]

el juego ma mierda de sega que puede ofrser.

sin ofender a sega

[Iceeman234]

Sonic 3D Blast 5?! How many sequels did I miss?!

[Werehog360]

is this a real sonic game?

[theoroinvictus]

gotta go fast

[YOAnimeX]

whoever made this pirate has tried to recreate the angel island music from Sonic 3 - 8-bit style, and the bleeping in the title screen sounded like it was based on the music to Sonic and Knuckles.....and i thought somari was bad....

[Mmmjamm]

thumbs up if you also pushed the mute button

[Thedeadskin1]

Say what you want about Sonic the Hedgehog 4's soundtrack, but this is definitely worse.

[NotRummy44]

lol the intro is stolen from Sonic 3D with a worse pallet

[superleviathan]

Based on screenshots, there IS potential for a homebrew GB Sonic, if it was done by people who didn't suck.

[LaserBucks]

PRESS START TO RINGS

[JoseDFlor]

WTH is this music!!! Hurts my ears!!!

(Play it on high volume :P)

[wlymca]

Isn't that the best sound you ever heard? It completely simulates the screams of electric sheep, along with the sounds of a bull, bullsh!ting, while sonic collects p!ss, contained in rings.

[CarlosTheHedgehog123]

Are you guys kidding? This is the mot beautiful soundtrack I have ever heard...

-holds self while becoming mentally deranged in a corner-

[CraigMacbethHornett]

Needs more Sonic 3D Blast 5 Processing.

[MrBassRabbit]

Seems pretty cool, aside from the horrible, gut-wrenching music.

[nintendo27027]

I had this game in a pirated 21 in 1 games, and believe it or not, this was my first Sonic Game I ever saw, my second was Sonic Heroes.

[gyrrakavian]

My ears are bleeding

[CupcakeMountain89]

FUC SAYGAH DIS IS SANEEKA HEADGHAWG

[Pikawil64]

What's the worse Sonic music, this game's soundtrack or Nocturne from Sonic Chronicles?

(And I wonder how, so to use Generations terms, the Modern version of this ear rape would sound like?)

[wowpockopaalt]

3d my ass

[TheKiraDood5]

More like "Sonic Ear Blast 666"

[Gnimlie0298]

There goes my hearing...

[Megastory4]

(Looking at Suggestions)

(Game Starts)

Me: Owww!

(Game Burns in Many Circles of Hell)

[thecommonerror]

i don't think gameboy likes it...

[ArtistiKnow]

Gah :(

[thecommonerror]

my review: this hack is so terrible, it's not even 3D, just pic ripped from Sonic 3D, the music is a EAR RAPE! AND IT WASN'T A GOOD IDEA TO PUT IT ON GAMEBOY! Final score: 0.01/10

[GrandmasterDevo]

WHY....!?

[inphanta]

Make it stop. Please.

[GameBuster44]

HOW 2 PLAY SANIC HEDEHOG

[wlymca]

@GameBuster44 This comment made my day.

[thecommonerror]

AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! MY EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mouseymousey02]

I feel like I have seven days to live

[peace1996ny]

the graphic of sonic was from sonic triple trouble.

[CannyTails]

This is worse than Sonic Jam on Game.com... Oh wait no.

[SonicArena1]

Justin Bieber is possible 1,000,000 times worse than this crap.

[sonicfangamer2]

@SonicArena1 well i disagree. JB had actual instruments and such,

but this is just horrific, ear-bleeding, BEEPS.

[sonicfangamer2]

@sonicfangamer2 So make THIS, pretty much a close tie with JB.

[SonicArena1]

@sonicfangamer2 hmm..you do have a point there.

[SonicArena1]

@sonicfangamer2 you're right, it makes JustIn Bieber sound like Mozart.

[carnyzzle]

it's so 3D... it has way better graphics than crysis 2!

[AcceIgor]

I am SO downloading this.

[classicgamer14]

Still better then justin beiber..

[mrgame221]

MY EYES!MY EARS!X(

[fearmaster129]

where's the 3D? the title say Sonic *3D* Blast 5 not Sonic Blast 5

[TheScorpionMK37]

If this is Sonic 3D blast 5 What happened to 4, 3, 2 and 1?

[AndCool1111]

Oh my fucking lord im being raped ... right in my god fucking ears!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrKiddieland]

Thumbs up if you muted.

[EvilMofoShelley]

My ears are bleeding

[Sinder2196]

this isnt even remotley close to the plot of sonic 3d blast

and also...i think im deaf now...

[Pissugar]

The Power of AIDS

[XellDincht]

Ouch! >< My ears start bleeding!

[sonicfangamer2]

so wheres sonic 3d blast 4 3 and 2?

That isn't even 3D!!!

[Wykesidefruitmachine]

This track got me laid.

[ultrazorg]

lol the screen hurts my eyes and the sound hurts my ears

[8DXD8]

Yep, an entire game full of well-fermented ear rape.

[AnthonyB2121]

0:06 YOSHI!

[TheJeffster23]

i started crying from laughter at the pathetic title, lol

[KhaymanHence666]

@TheJeffster23 naaaaaa

[mrgame221]

R.I.P. My HeadPhones T_T

[chilidog042]

The video lost sound half way through, then all of the youtube videos lost sound, then I couldn't hear anything. My ears were clogged with dried blood that gushed out while I was listening to this.

[justwatching2008]

It blows my brain out of my ears!!!! DANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN fuck off!!! the music on sega is much better!!!!!!! Haha XD

[bronzepenguincp]

R.I.P. my ears. :'(

[joseakadaman]

tell me this is fake.

[MrFatCat3000]

aa how doid you get it for game boy?

[keniakittykat]

I think the ´´music´´ is supposed to be the 2nd layer of the angel island level of sonic 3

[PeterGriffin60]

im sorry but this is just horrible!!!

[kingt34]

0:47 who else can hear the world theme from Sonic Unleashed? lol

[AnthonyB2121]

This is better than all SONIC GAMES COMBINED NOT COUNTING THIS!

[viruse388]

2:54 James Bond? hahaha I guess they wanted to... erm... rip Flying Battery zone music or something like that.

[RavenTheObsidian]

It's almost as bad as Crazy Bus!

[Vfl666]

i have this game on a real cartdrige it looks like a licensed game lol

[Demondash01]

The music would be cool if you lowered it, remixed it and edited it further.

It would also improve if the hacker wasn't fake.

LOL.

[Demondash01]

Holy crap! It's so 3D!

It's like it's right in front of me!

[pikakirabygiyweedo]

i do NOT remember seeing 3D blast like that...O_O'

[Iceeman234]

Angel Island Zone? I think...

[rochopper2]

Oh look, another sonic boot-AHHHH MY EARS!!!!!

[madden8021]

sonic 3d blast 5 more like sonic crappy blast 5 with ear rape and bad music and i am going to say this what where they thinking

[JUSXTREME96]

This game doesn't work on VBA.

[videoben9]

anywun notice that alot of shitty pirate games have sort of realistic looking pictures for an intro? like ice age for gba. that was fuckin shit

[videoben9]

@Shinymew05 no justin bieber is much worse

[baahhhFATALITY11]

The music gives you cancer!!!!

[ysdarkfact]

This is what video games must be like in Hell.

[AlkalineBatterien]

Last time I heard such awful music I watched a video of an unreleased Atari 2600 beta game that was cancelled half way through production.

[videoben9]

@AlkalineBatterien wut game wuz it?

[AlkalineBatterien]

@videoben9 I can't find it anymore but I will look for it. As soon as I find the video again I'll tell you :-)

[videoben9]

@AlkalineBatterien ok thanx

[KiruhaKiru]

@CleansWithRag Notice how sonics on the WII too.

[TheBadassTonberry]

You did not roll one single time.

[247xReviews]

Ugh... If Your Gonna Make A Illegal Game, Why Make It Suck!?!?!?!?!

[monstercrabee]

IT HUUUUUURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[TheMandusa]

I actually like this.

[dizzydiggy98]

This is better than Sonic 2006!

[LukeRulesatRoblox]

WOW look how much they fucked up the sonic 1 title screen music

[CleansWithRag]

Wait, what?!

Why is Sonic, the mascot for SEGA, on gameboy?!

[Christianrockrockz]

@CleansWithRag It's a game made by some lonely guy trying to make a few bucks. This isn't official, I hope you know.

[CleansWithRag]

@Christianrockrockz

I know it's not official... but still.

[tung1588]

oy my head....i can't take this

[CleansWithRag]

@tung1588

At least it's better than Justin Bieber.

[mygaffer]

@spongebobfan334 Why are you so obsessed with Justin Bieber. You write comments about him all the time on Youtube. Its pretty sad stuff bro. Its like you were... RAPED BY JUST BIEBER! Its ok, you can admit it, this is a safe place.

Oh shit, he admitted it! Your mind is disgusting, its hard to look at you.

[mygaffer]

@spongebobfan334 I'm sorry. I respect that it must be hard for you. Just like Justin was hard for you, hi-OHHH!

Anyway, keep crying, all the girls love a whiny man.

[spongebobfan334]

@mygaffer blocked for being a fail troll. good day sir.

[Jegudiel29ZX]

What the fuck is up with these Sonic Hacks and having crappy music!?!

[tung1588]

@Jegudiel29ZX that's why they're called pirated games....

[Killerthewolfdog]

OMG I'd rather listen to Bieber than this sh*t

[LeafGuy765]

*beginng of vid* OMG! MEH EARS! />.<\

[taiko78]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa my ears!

[galatasaray5549]

MY EYEEES,MY EARS! >_________<

[iszalgocomin]

I dont get the story, HEY its sonic, wait wtf Birds, cool , wtf what the fuck

[jarblewarble]

I actually like this music. Am I still considered sane?

[KhaymanHence666]

@jarblewarble :/

[jarblewarble]

@KhaymanHence666 I think some metal fans would enjoy the game's music, but the sound of the music is still too harsh for most people.

[jarblewarble]

@KhaymanHence666 The only reason I like this song is because it's painful to listen to.

[KhaymanHence666]

@jarblewarble Green Hicc Zone

[DarkLeach7]

Arrgh! My Gameboy's Exploding!!!!

[horacio805]

The first time i saw this.eg: 5 min ago,the music literally made my head hurt.Also i could see how the person who made this video was struggling with the controls .that said,Silly Pirates You Failed Again ^_^

[ilovefcbarcelona]

OMG! I have this game aswell. I fucking hate the music, the controls and everything else. I have never made it to the third level either... -.-

[MrCrazyToad]

0:07 Even the flickies' ears are bleeding.

[homor242]

its only been 6 secneds into the game and you already know its gonna blow! as if you pick up the game boy.

[afroskullsoftware]

THIS SUCKS !!!

[God777JESUSfreak777]

aaaaahhhhh can that even be called music!? i swear my gameboy sounded that way when it went through the washing machine

[anderworld]

I have this f...ing game, made by ea games(???) and niniendo (seal of quality) in 2001. Is H O R R I B L E, and can´t be played!!!!!!!!

[anderworld]

@anderworld oh sorry, i made a mistake. I was talking about the sonic 6 for game boy!

[TheAGKMisadventures]

The music can't be created by human !

[wolfstorm70]

@TheAGKMisadventures i think it was made by aleins

[TheAGKMisadventures]

@wolfstorm70

Yeah i think too.

[ColorzBox]

Mic Spam material

[HyperSonicXtreme]

The songs rivals Sagat's theme from Street Fighter 1.

[The14Pugs]

What a cute intro.

[blainethomas]

30 people couldn't take the music any more

[yoshiroks777]

Physics are better than Sonic 4's

loljk

[thealmightydood]

Sonic is just not the same without Genesis's "Blast Processing"...

[wolfstorm70]

wow this games sucks and why in hell is it green?

[ZXRulezzz]

@wolfstorm70 It's in green because it's Game Boy game, and it's screen was green coloured B/W. That's pretty obvious :)

[phocjame]

Holy shit, Slaanesh just came.

[Winterfang]

This shit offends me on so many levels.

[TackyRackyComixNEO]

Even Sonic Genesis for the GBA is more tolerable o_o

[mariodude8989211]

Sonic 3D blast 5? More like Sonic ear blast 5.

[GsukiMKFan]

@mariodude8989211 How many sequels did I miss?

[Triovodis]

@mariodude8989211 funny

[infinityman953]

@mariodude8989211 I totally agree with ya. :/

[1ukeman]

Green Hill Zone... more like Green HELL Zone. :D

[missbkwards2]

OMG this is way better than Justin Bieber's music XD

[englishGAMER]

Thumbs up if you think that at least this games music is better than Justin Bieber.

[TAUN170]

@englishGAMER LMAO.

[JeterSwisherFan88]

@englishGAMER It's better than Jennifer Lopez, too, LOL!

[michaelboett173]

@englishGAMER Eberything is better then Justin Bieber. Just everything.

[Gamiac]

@englishGAMER Thumbs up if you think that at least this post is better than idiotic posts about Justin Beiber.

[Triovodis]

@englishGAMER any day

[homeofthebadguys]

@englishGAMER Anything is better than JustGAY Queerber.

[Poeticnuisance]

That second stage is "green hill". And the Ozarks are in Saudi Arabia.

[mardfet]

Ok, yes it is Sonic I will give it that, but it is sure as HELL not 3D, and sure as FUCK not a blast.

[blainethomas]

27 people had their ears raped

[supahkoopa50]

I hate the intro.what is this stop motion?

[oarih94]

Just watching this game rapes your vital senses.

[Scouter9001]

its the angel island theme composed by retards

[TheOCAShow]

MY EARS! THEY MELTED!

[dizzydiggy98]

the music in the 1st level is angel island from sonic 3 but really screechy