Embracing Criticism VI: The Uncle Tom Trial

[SiggiNebel]

Brilliant.

[chibirthday]

Your acting is coooooooooool.

[Xelanderthomas]

That's so true. I just had this coversation with someone about how people will someone because they have red hair.

[AcePilot101]

Black people rule America now.

[TheHourOfDeath]

omfg i love your videos...consider me subscribed....LMAO...i thought i was native american...but come to find out im white cause i was laughin my ass off

[kennyhurd01]

you tap dancing house nigga. too funny.

[sukitron]

lol, you pwn dude :)

[karatezombie]

Somebody should make this guy's mouth a movie offer!!!!!

[Xelanderthomas]

ha ha, I think your comments are funny than my videos :)

[01hdav]

SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND GO SWING IN THE TREES BACK IN AFRICA YOU FUCKIN UNCLE TOM! lol sorry I had to say it, it's too damn stupid to be taken seriously

[MicAmePaderborn]

I don´t know,but you somehow remind me on "Kaith David" in that suit. And you really look a bit like him !!! :)

[Xelanderthomas]

Yeah, normally you complain when people say you look like someone, but I've been told that many, many times and even I agree. I wish they would cast me as his brother or something. I've seen him on stage a couple of times. He's a hell of an actor.

[dh234]

all cultural communities have to actively struggle to uphold their integrity... to me this pokes fun at the idea of an African American court in the image of Hasidic Jewish court's "he is determined to officially be "black"

[Xelanderthomas]

I don't know much about Hasidic courts, can elaborate?

[buddsnic]

looks like he needs to gargle with cocoa butter, them lips are ashy homie

[Xelanderthomas]

Ok, you got my ass! I can't even be mad atcha.

That's a funny as comment. (You better be black lol)

I might have to make a video of about yo' ass now HA HA HA

good one.

[dh234]

X: you know, the common shared identity of people who suffered a similar fate and look alike..who counts and who doesnt? In traditional Judaism they have a court ruling decides if you're jewish or not.

B: whudup homey

[JustWickedSwede]

Wow.. At 2:00.. You look like Martin Luther King...

Love your videos!

[TomSSBAB]

man that damn gap.

[desertdoggz]

Brilliant!!!!!!!!!

[peterwilkins19]

Man you have me in tears! lol

[fayahsoul]

Dude your a clown; a fucking joke.

[crackoncracker]

And you're a fucking idiot.

[fayahsoul]

Very soon you simpletons will get the message that prof kamau was trying to get across...bloody morons.

[crackoncracker]

How soon, dick head, how soon? Get your head out of your arse.

[fayahsoul]

Wait till your testicles drop before you can address me you church rat.

[TheLittleDebbieDiet]

this is funny

[Jkl9559]

Excellent, very funny stuff.

[lilcoco77007]

LOL...THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

[kanyenke12]

rip my skin off

[Xelanderthomas]

What's that mean?

[wildchildplasma]

I think he wants to see the guey brian inside. or just move a bit of gue from one bit over to that peturatury gland because hes done to much coke.

Nah i don't know what its supposed to mean either. i do know some would have more trouble getting the stuff back on having tried you certianly wouldent want your arss where your face is now would you. It would be funny if some wernt so fucking nuts.

[catherinetodd]

Thank you so much for making and posting your videos... as a white person, I have been on the end of lots of black racism, which horrified me as I didn't know how deep racism went on BOTH sides!

One day maybe all people will accept each other, not blame each other, and learn to really live in peace. Thank you - thank you - thank you. You have given me a glimmer of hope.

GREAT VIDEOS. You are an angel sent from heaven above to get people to LISTEN and THINK for themselves!

[blackoooo]

if Kambon starting to kill whites then he is the next Idi Amin Dada

[plunder67]

That is so accurate of the mentality of the very few. Mock one fool and several fools will expose themselves. Fortunately, most of the world is not comprised of racist bigots who feel like professor kaboom. By the way, did he get his degree from a diploma mill? And at what point did the institution he instructed at realize he suffered from racism, or some form of mental illness?

I am just surprised CSPAN didn't cut to another broadcastwhen he spoke.

[anninitaly]

Glad to see you're back Xelander. Have missed you!!

[getonwithitgawd]

"If you're laughing at this, you're WHITE!"

I almost fell out of my chair when that scrolled across the screen.

[peterwilkins19]

Right! LMAO

[blackfox479]

in Embracing Criticism V: (a better racist) he may ro may not be trying to say baptisem (sorry im siverre dislexic) yha thot you sold know by the way im kevin

[roadlesswandering]

I thought I was black...I mean I am from Gary, Indiana...but after reading what you wrote...I now know that I am white. thank you for en-LIGHTENING me! Once again educational and entertaining!!!

[mencel06]

lol mate ur funny.....loved the happy song thing...keep up the gd work

[AuroraBFine]

he got to be brutha

or he'd a had a better lawya

[NikkyCrow]

How much did you pay that lawyer lmao :):) great video!!!

[ArmageddonAfterparty]

"Race treason"? "Protecting the race"? They sound just like the fucking Nazis. Great, let's fight racism by erm...being racist bigots ourselves eh? Brilliant idea Brother Professor Vegan Idiot. He should wear a swastika or something. Do they put something in the water over there in the States and have you somehow acquired a filter? End all Racism, kill everyone (except us green people off course). Shame you have to even read shitty comments like theirs.

[Xelanderthomas]

Thanks

[GiLligEN]

If i become famous, or change the world (some thing like that) i hope people make fun of me.

[jamie405]

Your still a legend.

[LilCav68]

Umm.. Is Simon Legre going to be present?

[Xelanderthomas]

HA HA HA...good connection. You know, I don't even think nowadays that the people throwing that term around knows where it came from, and that actually it was supposed to be a positive imagine, not this ugly one.

[LilCav68]

I will PM you something about it from my own experience with Uncle Tom. (that sounded kind of bad but I never did a thing with him! ) :0) Maria

[LilCav68]

I sent the PM to xelanderthomasx account...

[NutCheese]

mastergunner and lemonette are pimping your videos... you make me giggle

[Xelanderthomas]

Cool, thanks NutCheese.

[albapuella]

*laughs* I think this best part is the way you react to the lawyers. Great stuff.

[TT202020]

I don`t want to 'butt in' I just saw what you typed and recognized it. So I thought I share it with you guys. Found it to be funny. What`s there to get in your video by the way?

[Xelanderthomas]

I just figured it out, finally. We speak different languages and don't understand each others use of words. Yeah, that's gotta be it. Got to be!

[missuscake]

every time you make a video even with really tense subjects you slip in with ease and get your points across and entertain with hilarity every time.

[jigolomiles]

i must be white cuz i'm laughin, i MUST be white cuz i'm laughin. yo the shit is brilliant. as always you impress me and the next one i gotta do with you. i think shamu and kamu got a brother named damyu

[Laochra]

Ah I love you! You're so cool! This was hilarious and it was put together beautifully! Five stars! "Creatin' character's, Like myself!" Keep it up, keep the world laughing!

[Samhains]

Xelander:) I think your great

You rock my crainium,

forcing thoughts to generate.

peace.

[Xelanderthomas]

Well, I like you too Sam, but I think this whole line of reasoning is just crap and I'm not responsible for the racism of you friend or any other idiot that doesn't get the joke here. Sorry! Like I said, you're comments show that you don't get this video. Not my fault. Really your rant falls on deaf ears here... sorry. I know you're sincere and think you have a valid point, but you're friend is just going to have grow up if can't watch a video and not turn into a racist.

[TT202020]

'You're comments show that you don't get this video. Not my fault.'

A while ago I saw an 'artist' on tv, who painted with a broom on toiletpaper and he also said that the people didn`t understand him. 'not my fault' he said. But streets around his house were a mess.

[Xelanderthomas]

Huh? And the toiletpaper and messy street have what to do with my video? I think you not only not get the video you also don't get the comment or the conversation I was having with Samhains. If his friend is a racist I assure you he was one before watching my video...as I said...not my fault.

Pay more attention to what people are saying to each other if you going to butt into a conversation.

[Samhains]

My whole point is this:

If you give people a definision to hate on you..they will. Like my young friend, he now has a new "POWER WORD" the throw at African Americans..if he so chooses to. It was the power of this video that gave him that new tool. Thats all I was saying...

[Samhains]

But more to the point of your question Xelander. I think "Downloading Child porn" is wrong on many levels. Illegal for many of GOOD reasons.

[Samhains]

Are not the people calling you and others simply Bullys? Schoolyard bullys all grown up now still trying to verbally asult and belittle. Who? You, others Woman, their own family and friends. I will tell you the secret on how to deal with bullys with big mouths..simply ignore them, when everyone els does the same..who are they talking to. No one but themselfs.

[olie233]

well, you made me laugh

ps.

(I'm white)

[sarimoo]

you got such a great humor alex :D thanks for the good laughs yet again.

[Samhains]

An Uncle tom is just a name, created to adjitate and rile its targeted audience. In reality it may just be on man making anough laugh, either at the expence of himself, or his brothern. skin colour should make no difference. If it is bad for the black man to make the white man laugh at the black mans expence? Then is it not bad if ANYONE other than blacks laugh at blacks? Why segragate yourself as an individual community with in a community..be part of the whole.

[Xelanderthomas]

ok, you so don't get my video. Peace.

[Samhains]

sticks and stones will brake my bones, but names will never hurt me. It only hurts cause you/they/who ever lets it hurt..stop letting it hurt and you take away their power.

[Samhains]

My 20 year old Canadian friend NEVER knew what a "uncle Tom" is, he said he had heard of a uncle sam, but no tom...Because of your video, I had to explain to the young'en what it was, Now he has a definision, so there for now he has an opinion..when befor he had never even heard of an uncle tom. How will he view other black now?

[Samhains]

You know I've watched this video a few times...and the more I watch it the more I feel its simple sturing the pot...Isues like this will fade away when people simple refuse to dignify a conversation about it...be bigger, be better Xelander.

[Xelanderthomas]

That is the biggest crock of bullshit yet, my friend. We's just keeps our mouths shut...yassir. Sorry for your uninform Canandian friend but that's his problem. How are dare you!

[Samhains]

I'm just saying he never knew befor..now that he does his mind forms an opinion of the new information..Is this guy a "uncle tom"..."what is an uncle tom".." is it a good thing, or a bad thing"...Here in Canada the racial isue is not really an isue..our minister of defence is a chinese woman...we dont talk about it up here, there for its not on the mind, and not a social problem.

[Xelanderthomas]

Saying that you poor friend is somehow throw into some kind of quandry because he never heard the term before and now doesn't know how to use it. Is like saying "I say an expose on child porn on the internet, which I didn't know about, now that I saw that, I am in a quandry as to whether or not I should down load it" "is it a good thing or bad"

[Samhains]

That would depend on one or both of two things...ONE did the person, in this hyothetical situation, you harbour any pedophiliac thoughts to begin with, you downloading child porn is just the system of the all ready festering infection of the mind, CON*

[Samhains]

*CON: TWO: did you hear of it befor downloading it? If yes then the same rule as above applies, if no then it may or may not determan your next 'move' so to speak. That depends of the varitable of your mind. "Are you the type of person to do this?" You've heard of murder and bonkrobbery too but my guess is you've never done that either. Just cause you see or hear something does not, BUT may influience your next move or action pertaining to that corisponding subject. and so on..

[Samhains]

The systom is not the disease. Differernt diseases can still have the same systems. A disease of the mind can still have the same results.

[marfab10]

such an artist

you make me laugh

then break my heart

[MBRHIndustries]

although you can't really be mad at kamau kambon for wanting to exterminate white people, you also can't really be mad for someone pointing out that genocide isn't really a nice thing through satire. good video man, welcome back.

[Xelanderthomas]

Oh, I'm sorry, I think you can get a tad sore at anyone preaching genocide. Not a good idea.

[MBRHIndustries]

no, I know it's wrong to preach genocide, but I understand why hes fed up. I don't know, let me not say anything else to this lest I begin a you tube race war.

[MBRHIndustries]

damnit, I hate typing.

[Sonnie55]

It's incredible how you are able to exhibit a point or idea through such medium. Your videos are on the top of my list. :)

[MrpotatoChips]

The Way That Lawyer Broke The 4th Wall By Admitting He Was A Sterio Typical Character Was Hilarious! Kudos For That!

Oh... And I'm Hispanic So That Proves You Ain't Up To No Good! ;)

[Xelanderthomas]

LOL

[Sleifen]

This is so god....

[omgitsdeb]

I AM SO WHITE! lol awesome video

[jazzblowin]

This is gound breaking. I belive we will have court trials by video web conference. An American in Paris can be tried in DC court room and defended in London.

Good stuff Alex, I love it!

[Samhains]

Black people mock each other, they laugh at rach other as well, join in laugh along with the black man who laughs at himself...

[Samhains]

White people mock each other, we laugh at each other as well, join in laugh along with the white man who laughs at himself...

[blackoooo]

try google "Kambon Hitler" and some say its Black Hitler, but still the Bush is the new Hitler right now.

[Xelanderthomas]

I agree with that.

[TT202020]

This subject is getting boring, X.

Can you make a video about gerber daisies next time?

[2of6Solutions]

We people of non-color! If we don't have any then who is going to do all the environmental impact studies huh who..tell me!!

[TamaDuder]

good comeback video

[Geheimman]

What's interesting is they say you're video is making people not take black people serious and laugh at them ... but Kamau Kambon they take seriously! They're painfully deluded if they think Kambon is putting out some serious and respected imagine for black people.

[Geheimman]

The key to not letting these kinds of comments depress the hell out of you. Fight back with insightful, sharp-witted, humour.

[JKTate]

This is the best one yet! You are hysterical, smart, funny and so on target. You should have

your own show on comedy central or something.

Love it!

[Xelanderthomas]

Thanks. It's cool getting a comment from you :-)

[Mom2AJ]

I love your sense of humor. You are just too funny!

Gotta love them haters...ehhh.  That whole Kamau Kambon thing was nuts...I'm glad most people don't take him or his followers seriously.

[Mom2AJ]

I just blogged about Kamau Kambom on my myspace account and expressed my discust with it. I also listed your videos in that blog simply stating I love to videos like yours...(the satire videos). I wonder if my blog is drawing attention to your videos again? Hmmm...

[hoomelemele]

damn, you're right, i keep forgetting black people don't have to follow the same laws as usins.

xoxox

[Taletale]

wow, intense! :)

[BleakMonk]

A good friend of mine visited Africa (Rwanda, I think) and said the followng...

"If you ever have a chance to visit Africa, let me just say... er... Don't.

Trust me, you will never appreciate toilet paper the same way again.

The good thing is that there're only three ways to get killed over there.

- AIDS

- Landmine

- Or a bullet in your ass

... What the hell was I thinking?!"

[BleakMonk]

That reminds me of something Kevin Smith said of Jon Peters during the "Superman" Debacle...

"You're not from the street. Neither one of us is from the 'street'.

We're the furthest from the street as we can get.

...

I saw my first black man when I turned 35."

[MacBraveheart]

So- if I make fun of a "white" person will "black" people laugh at them? Oh dear... Xelander- I do not CARE about your skin colour. I care about your thoughts, and last I checked they had no colour.

[hoomelemele]

dont sweat it X, uncle tomism is only a misdemeanor now

[Xelanderthomas]

uh uh, you must be white, I listen to you I'll end up dead. you would think it would me a nothing crime but, sorry, not in amongst the black population, at least in America. I fact I think it's a hanging offense.

[barstowmama]

I'm black and I'm ROFLMBAO!!! Keep up the good work Xelander...Your videos are not only entertaining, but educational as well.

[rowmuse]

I love your intelligent humour. The defense lawyer is hilarious, your acting is great!

[Xelanderthomas]

I was going to stop, but the comments don't stop. As long I got folks willing to send me such messages. I think this series will last forever.

[Xelanderthomas]

Ha ha ha ha ha - I'd love to get them together sometime. ;-)

[FGAlxPx]

I laughed out loud because I found this so funny. (Yes, yes... I am white... ;) ) Very good work.

[amirshay]

We're all behind you Xelanderthomas, good luck with the trial!!!

[blackoooo]

Kamau Kambon is the black Hitler. i wanna see if President Bush meet Kamau Kambon.

[Xelanderthomas]

Well, to be fair, he's not really the black Hitler. Hitler had real power behind. Kambon has nothing. If Hitler said "go blow something up" or "lets burn people up" a whole country heard it and many obeyed. Kambon just happen to luck into being on CSPANN otherwise most of us wouldn't have even heard of him.

[WileyCoyote69]

So Johnnie Cochrane is the prosecutor and not the defense? Wow.

[Ebuverthebicepcurler]

Keeps you happy? I will have a 100lb curl video vid soon- Proff of white surprimisy(and grammeral prowess <--) Are in no way inplyed- even if I dont mind the atention they give my videos.

[LeonWestbrook]

Don't change for anybody. I personally don't give a fuck if someone calls me an oreo or uncle tom, i've heard it all before.

[Xelanderthomas]

Thanks Leon. I think this is my thearpy for that kind of stuff.

[Dog480]

Hey Xelander; Human foibles are humorous & they aren't racially specific. Just means that we should all learn to lighten up & have a good laugh at ourselves (ever notice that you never see a neo nazi smile?).

[penguin555]

+ just doing my bit.

[poopslingingmonkey]

I laughed and I laughed :D "...wh...you black? Shit, you ain't black, you white." Looking forward to part two of this trial. Somehow I think you might be acquitted.

[MasterNemesis102]

Hmmmm those people sound like a certain group... what is... you know the ones with the hoods... Oh yeah the KKK... Lovely hypocrites.

[Dog480]

I confess that I once threw a beer can of urine from a hotel room window on a KKK march in Jacksonville, Fla in 1965 & it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen; like poking a stick in a hornet's nest....I haven't been back there since....

[ParadigmShift302]

If only you had the reaction on video....

[Dog480]

I was busy running down the fire escape to the alley at the time....

[vitalfinds]

This was superb in so many ways. I love the defense lawyer and "your" reactions.

[angeleyz63]

Hi Xelander! You are too good! I can't wait to see the remaining trial.

[jx14aby]

i'm laughing at this, and i'm white. but don't make fun of us court appointed lawyers. we're the best!

[Xelanderthomas]

Oh no, now I'm going to get for "mockin' the lawyers"

[Kkliq]

Were you trying to channel Rick Moranis in Ghostbusters with your defending lawyer?

[Xelanderthomas]

LOL, I didn't think of that. But I can see it when you mention that. I like Rick Moranis. Maybe in the back of my mind, you never know.

[trhwly]

I don't suppose the trial will end with a hung jury?

[JasonMelancon]

Great to see more from you! Holy crap, all that stuff was from real comments? Well if they ever stage a protest at your house, email me and I'll come to the counter-protest (if that's any consolation, which it probably isn't). :)

[Xelanderthomas]

Yep real comments. I didn't even use them all. That section was almost 3x as long, I had to cut out a lot and it still runs pretty long, almost 2 minutes.

[ashb7]

bro you are a genius.

[mastergunner99]

My man, you are a genius!

[Xelanderthomas]

:-)

[Brianj1234]

Seriously, people are trying to defend that guy, Kamau Kambon? This world is messed up.

[BewareHouse]

Great vid, Xelander..Wow I'm amazed you're still getting remarks about those older vids. So a black man can only do satire on certain subjects, lol? Ridiculous.

[MayaAllalie]

brother doctor professor....lol

[eebruce]

In French speaking Africa, would that be Tonton Thomisme?

[WAITES1234]

missed you Alex ...YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME LAUGH AGAIN ...SUCCESS.....SO GOOD ...YX great vid .....still laughing .....take care xx

[lemonette]

You, sir, are brilliant! Sometimes intelligent humor is hard to find. But I find an abundance on your channel.

[mastergunner99]

Agreed in full.

[Xelanderthomas]

Thanks Lemonette. Gald I can return the enjoyment to you that I get out of watching you.

[WAITES1234]

im not laughing ....i promise ...hang on ..be right back ,,,ok...not nope ...z-eander freikin hikkkkkarious ...whatchs mc allit .stop being so freikin funny .....not laughing ...stop it ...had to watch this 3 times ....still not ...wait no .....laughing ....ooops....a whole race ,,,,no shame ,,,,,Yx

[TarzanTheApeMan]

I don't care what they say about you

YOUR THE MAN

[ablheza]

I´m quite convinced, you are not black :)

[Xelanderthomas]

Huh?

[ablheza]

What kind of black guy will not take seriously Kamau Kambon declarations? :)

[mtamorphis]

It's good to cya! ;)

[Randomambusher]

Innocent by reason of sanity.

[POD319]

Isn't tommism spelled with one m?