The ZIt
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From: pyrotechc3h8
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  • 3:45 I see what u did there

  • I'm in love with your hair sir

  • nice hair...

  • FAKE!!!!

  • The hair the painted eyes and the mayo and mustard packs gotta go you look gross

  • @momofanavyman1 You think he gives a fuck?

  • How many hours does it take to do your hair?!?

  • don't waste ketchup! D:

  • too funny!! thanks for posting :)

  • i would hate having to clean that up

  • flock of seagulls anyone?

  • oh my fucking god I nearly died laughing after seeing this fucking christ that was just insanly funny

  • worthless!!

  • i wish my spots contained mayonnaise and ketchup

  • aids????

  • Freakinn fake .

  • i think that was a cycst

  • At least he got into it enough that he changed the colors and textures of the pus as the "popping" continued. He's probably a HUGE cyst/zit/boil/pimple poppin' Youtube fan! Haha!

    If this had been "real," your gf would have said, "Honey? Why do you smell like taint?"

  • fucking hipster

  • hmmmmm 40 year old with a mohawk and eyeliner

  • You can see him holding the bottle in the mirror, Nice video bro!

  • Cool hair!!!

  • What the hell happened to create this guy? When I worked in social services, the people with the piercings, hair quiffs, and tattoos committed suicide on a regular basis. They would try to be 'on the edge' or 'alternative,' but they were sad, lonely people who alienated themselves from mainstream society. They left notes saying how disgusted they were with themselves and how badly they felt for wasting years of their lives as a 'free spirit.' They wanted acceptance and attention.

  • thats the stupidest thing I ever saw in my life not the much puss come out of it

  • this is the stupidest thing i have ever seen!!

  • i was just like "No!! dont let it get in his hair!!" haha

  • hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa schit !!!!

  • This is what I call a Moment of EWWW!

  • Your hair is fucking awesome man.

  • Ich mussste schon lange nicht sooo lachen, echt "köstlich"...zum ablachen !!! Hahahah ....gggggg

  • is that a giant vagina on your head

  • i love his hair. i want that hair.

  • too much spare time much?

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  • cant beleive how many people actually think this was funny. horable acting and soooo gay, hater gota hate on this one . fuckin dork

  • @crybebe9 next time you're going to insult someone.. learn proper spelling and grammar.

  • mayonnaise mustard and ketchup? You should have mixed em for a more realistic touch!

  • is this cheese? xD

    

  • nICE

  • You're hilarious.

    Haters gonna hate

  • Great stuff!! Good laugh, thanks!

  • THAT WAS A FAIL!

  • Kudos for the hair!!

  • how do u get ur hair like that??lol

  • Cute hair;)

  • Somebody uses guyliner...

  • Nice makeup(=

  • Hope he doesn't mess up his make-up squeezing that fake zit!

  • Why isn't there sound anymore?

  • It's like a kick ass silent film :P

  • Gotta Love the Hair

    Original.

  • Where did you get that shirt with the skull buttons! I love it!

  • FUCKIN JEEZUZ DOODE, was that real ? I THINK YOU NEED TO WASH YUR FACE MORE OFTEN !!!

  • @mrbooziebrews Really? The mass of the pus was greater than the size of his SKULL.

  • @RoofieOnTheRocks but maybe zit puss expands like that spray foam stuff when it comes out,.........bet you never thought about that,.....huh ??,......

  • Niiiiiicee videoooo!!! =3

  • This was actually amusing for a fake pop :3

  • I think I just puked in my mouth a little bit

  • hahaha this was great @pyrotechc3h8 what did u use for the zit goo?

  • @188zbbrr Looks like he used mayo & mustard in baggies for the fake zit pop.

  • awe man I love this one ...the audio was disabled :(

  • i hope your mother doesn't have to clean up that mess =-)

  • Epicdermis, am I right?

  • hahahaha!

  • I WISH MY SON WAS LIKE THIS GUY !

    HEY BASTARD WANNA BE ADOPTED ?

  • and dude, why the hell would you ruin your bathroom just to get some views, i would hate to clean up that shit

  • 2:26 I like how it starts rolling on the mirror

  • yumm

  • its like a silent zit popping film.......

  • That is definately a good way to fuck up your bathroom. Badass mohawk too.

  • this has to be the funniest video youve made so far

  • HAHAHAHHAHAH, AWSOME.

  • is that mustard and mayoinasse

  • this is the fucking worst

  • Cool Mohawk Dude...

  • I like this guy's style.

  • rofl...

  • Who is this guy? It seems to be a mix between boy george and adam lambert. LMAO

  • HAHAHAHAHA LMFAO!!! Dude that hawk is fucking TITS! big floppy ones haha!

  • actually IDIOT,we are not the ones that CHOOSE 2 waste r time by watchin idiotic videos! you WASTE our time by posting such SHIT to begin with!! c if u can understand this cum guzzler! if we come on here and search 4 a particular subject and see a post like urs and we open it and expect 2 see one thing and end up with a bullshit lil boys video like yours ahhh please explain again how we are wasting our time again!! thought so ya fuckstick ya cant cause u know your WASTING EVERYONES TIME!!

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  • Are you retarded? what could you have possibly done in 5 minutes that was so damn important?

    Also, you could've just seen that this wasn't what you were looking for from the thumbnail or even the first five seconds. You could've just moved on like a regular person. But no, you decided to watch the whole thing like a dumbass and then bitch and whine that you wasted your own time

  • listen fly boy! YOU obviously have no clue as to what is goin on! if ur gonna waste ur time piss an moan then get it right 4 christ sakes! i NEVER did watch the entire fucked up idiotic thing to begin with fuck nut! just said dont post it in the same listings so to waste ANYONE TIME with childish shit! its not even remotely funny at all! it is if ur 1st and 2nd grade mentality! so i guess we see who were dealin w/ here as well! huh!! yup!!

  • Yeah, we're dealing with an attention whore who likes to make a scene when he's unhappy instead of growing up and moving on like a normal adult. If you think it's so idiotic, then shut the hell up and go get fucked instead of hanging around and whining.

    Oh and flyboy? Gee how original. Like no one's ever thought of that before.

  • see that ur not evn inteligent 2 realize if there has been a scene made or not flyBOY! 1st off im far from po 2nd if there was a scene 2 b made it would NOT b done this way 3rd explain again how it goes bein an atten whore...you sure been runnin ur trap and wipin ur nose along the way here quite alot i would have 2 say!! talk about not lettin shit go! stay outta shit that isnt ur business 2 begin with ya slit!! oh and got laid enough 2day thanx! if that was an invite no go ask ur buddy spike!!

  • You made a scene simply by posting. You're being an attention whore by continuing your pathetic comebacks after being showed in the most plain and obvious ways by several people that you are a dumbass. Now please shut up.

    And you're talking about intelligence? Fucking lol! You couldn't even spell intelligent! There's two L's you fucking moron.

  • you sure ur mommy knows ur hackin past her parental settings?? beeecareful u get spankin now! sorry i 4got an "l" 4 christ sakes ill have 2 have spell check do the correcting b 4 i post like sum other twizzle dicks!! lmao! i refuse 2 shut by the way! im not in2 lil boys so i guess i dont listen 2 em either!

  • I find it hilarious that you think I'm some little kid when I've been typing way better than you this whole time. I mean according to your profile you're 38 for christ sakes! You're either some 13 year old kid lying about his age, or you're just that retarded that you can't type or spell for shit. I mean really man, proper grammar really isn't that hard. You're an adult (supposedly), type like one, instead of like some preteen girl on AIM.

  • oooh look everyone ive been typin waaay better then the other guy that uses abbreviations to type and i dont know what they mean! waaa! i wish i could learn that stuff but they dont teach it at the ARC only 2 use spell check! huh! the age thing strikes a lil (that stands for little) nerve with ya huh! maybe i should see what your age is ive probably been right the entire time and you cant stand it!! ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

  • what do ya know!! little boy! not far off was i wendy whiner?? lmfao!! you must have fuzz on your nuts by now aye!! lmfao!!

  • At least I have fuzz on my nuts you gay little fairy. That's right, I found your PinkBanana Profile Pete Avery of Syracuse, New York. :) I bet I could even find your address if I was bored enough, it's really amazing the kind of info you can find on google. :)

    You've barely been using any actual abbreviations either, just shitty "txt talk" I get from my kid sister all the time. At least with a 13 year old girl It's fairly normal but geez, a 38 year old man? That's just disgraceful.

  • well i guess if ya think ya got it figured out then i wouldnt put much of a wager on how much of that or any profile to believe either example: address! not syracuse by no means! now if you would have said marcy,ny then i mighta thought ya figured something out and were on the right track but your just like everyone else in this fucked up world you believe what ya read on here! sad isnt it now! the first step to coming outta your closet is to admit your in the club buddy boy!! secrets safe here!

  • Hah, any third-rate psych-major could tell you that denial is an obvious and textbook-case defense mechanism, Nice try though, ;)

    And no, While I'm flattered that you find me attractive, I'm just not playing for that team if you catch my drift. I don't like things in my butt, neither do I enjoy sticking my thing in other's butts. You have fun with that though.

  • @LighterFly "gay little fairy" .. ahahahahaha :) cool reply dude !

  • i dnt even lke mohawks but that 1 has awsome

  • sexy lolz

  • I lol'd so hard. Must have been hard to clean up after that.

  • Holy shit that was hilarious!!

  • fuck youtube, fuck copyright, fuck the government! damn bastards disabling and taking down everything!

  • lol that other part is like mustard

  • would you like some mustard! Nice one!

  • all black........didn't see that comin' lol

  • lmao it may be really bad but i got a good chuckle out of u making fun of all the cyst popping videos. i likey! :-)

  • RAUNCHY haha pus Everywhere

  • SICK

  • There is a thing called FAIR USE LAW which allows you to use music in a video as long as its a non profit project, but for some reason YOUTUBE is too scared to follow the law because of POSSIBLE law suit claims that would be wasting everyones time....

  • Fair use law is if youre not infringing the copyright laws and if you only use a clip, not basing anything in the video off the clip. Retard. L2research

  • Copyright protects the particular way an author has expressed himself. It does not extend to any ideas, systems, or factual information conveyed in the work.

    You're really gonna call me as retard, how old are you 12?

  • LMAOF that was a great ...

  • awesome hair

  • das ist scheisse...

  • Jesus Christ I LoLed the whole time.

  • eww, nice silent film. lol

  • lmfaoooooooooo

  • sooo bad and even worse acting find a better joke!!!

  • this is sooo fuckin dumb!! go somewhere else and waste someones time with that shit u idiot moron!!

  • no one forced you to watch it retard

  • yeah but isnt the reason 2 b on U-TUDE 2 WATCH numb-nut?? thats what i wuz thinkin!!

  • Sure, but if you CHOOSE to watch a video of your own free will by clicking the thumbnail, you have no position to bitch and whine about the video being a waste of time. YOU clicked the link. YOU chose to stay and watch.

    I'm so sick and tired of dumbfucks like you who blame other people for wasting YOUR time simply by posting their video which you never had to see if you didn't want to in the first place.

    I mean christfuck it's only 5 minutes long anyway.

  • ew xD

  • Good GOD!! LOL!!

  • Oh my...I laughed my ass off!

  • this has been nominated the sickest most discusting  vid on youtube!!!!!

    congratulations!!!!

  • I hate zits ;o) LOL and when they don't pop that is equally as painful ... hehe

  • I don't know, I kinda like it as a silent film. I have seen it also in its full glory. Both are acceptable! Much fun, thanks!

  • holy shit... great details... my zits are like that...

  • audio gone!

  • hahah 3:48 you can see the stuff in the can he's squeezing in the mirror. adore the hair by the way :]

  • that's hot!

  • O_O Your hair = The most amazing thing I've ever seen.

  • Might wanna get that checked out by a doc..

  • Who cleans the bathroom?!!!

  • u r sexy

  • mustard?

  • youtube people are so fucking retarded stop being so queer and dont mute videos

  • 0-0 coooooool

  • haha that was awesome!!

  • Hey dude..the faggot ass WMG muted this video..wtf?!

  • hell yeah they r muting ALMOST all good vids on youtube

  • how much of a badass do you have to be to have a zit that shoots out mustard!!!!

  • OMG......

    I LOVE YOUR  HAIR!!!!

  • nice watch! LOL!!!

  • ahahhahahahhhahhah OMG AHAHAHHAHA

  • That was so disgusting I threw up on my desk and choked on my own vomit from laughing too hard.

    AWSOME HAIR!!!

  • That was great, must have been a task to clean up though!

  • They called again and they now want their joke back.

  • omg.

    ur hair

    is FUCKING AMAZING!!!!

  • hahaha looool

  • nice job

  • That was fucking great... I LOVE that hair style! It's totally rad. Fuck you, YouTube, you dirty bastards. This video deserves sound!

  • hehe! that must have been hard to clean up

  • i bet you used up all the condaments in the fridge dnt you?

    ~.~

    XD

  • Yeah fuck normal. These fuck tards don't understand our culture, or our sense of humor. They can suck my dick!

  • shut up he's better you mother fucking asshole

  • yeah shut up

  • Ofcourse, no one understands the dark sense of humor our sub-culture has. Normal is also Jeffery Dahmer. I say, FUCK NORMAL! Too bad, that means just about 95% of the population. 2 thumbs, man!

  • That made me so sick... Mostly because I saw a video of that but it was real and the man was draining a spider bite.

  • that was stupid

  • disgusting but funny.

  • how bad!

  • i had a laugh :)

  • hair=legendary !

    her shock exprecision = well good

  • I can see the reflex of the whipped cream can in the mirror lol

  • lolroflmao that was both gross and funny

  • idk if its funny or grose.....

  • Oh the grossness...and the humour...lol...that goth chick is really hot!

  • ahahaha i love it when you slip in the sink! >XP thats so sick! i love you man!

  • Your right it was your worst. But it was still very amusing to watch. Good job. XD

  • omfg! lol its really fake but i love it lmao!im gona send this to my friend rofl

    1!#$ nice 1 l0l

  • ugggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol....hella funny!!!!!!!!!!hahah

  • its ridiculous wen the foam comes out u can see wut ur holdin in the mirror................

  • N I'm sure up to that point you believed the other shit was real?... Don't nit-pick comedy films you analyzing retard.

  • NICE HAIR!! :D

  • OMFG!! That was hilarious but disgusting! xD

  • oh my god that was gross but funny as hell

  • ARMY OF DARKNESS POSTER FOR THE WIN