Childrens' Hospital Ep 1

[ImNedBigby]

Children's hosptital is a stupid show, not stupid funny, just plain stupid, which is why i dont watch it. at first it was ok, but then i couldn't stand it. no offense to anyone.

[MCHDexterFan]

ok im confused. is this the very first episode?

[hannuh1609]

@MCHDexterFan yeah, it was a web series. this is the first one. ;)

[MCHDexterFan]

@hannuh1609 ok, i was confused cuz where it said previously, but i guess thats just part of it. haha

[hannuh1609]

@MCHDexterFan lol yeah, that's just part of it, i suppose. i actually heard that the first TV season was really the first like 5 'web' seasons. but that's hearsay. so Idk 100%

[2010EKLIPS]

what the fuck am i watching?

[Extrawarot]

what the hell i have watched????

[unpuercofeo]

2:35 the nurse who runs into the blinds.

[MattMacedo85]

WHAT



[inova11901]

Are you Jewish?

[goodflo911]

@oRomanieMaiBuna yes, that is very interesting information and very relevant to the video portrayed above

[7banaria]

@oRomanieMaiBuna

Go fuck yourself, you mother-fucker ! You're soooooo stupidddd !! Fuck You !!

[Bananasmoothiee1]

lololololol how the eff did I get here!?!?

[LorrieBrian946]

Thanks to Gregg Rosenthal from PFT for linking to this!

[gerryh84]

best hospital drama ever made. dont question it.

[cmcgurk1]

its so sad how this really does depict "hospital dramas".

[michaeljackson373]

ewww

[n0thank7]

That's just the brain tumor talking <3

[AliensStudios]

shit

[Yousseph]

Okay now I know it's a joke. But don't be a smart ass you gotta fuckin admit this should be confusing if it's the first time you ever watch the show and don't know the nature of it's comedy. Thanks!

[Yousseph]

Can someone please explain to me how is this the first episode of the first season and there's a "Previously on"? Are they referring to the webisodes? cause according to wiki; season one IS the webisodes attached together to make episodes. Really confused.

[topcover2000]

@Yousseph Um, it's a joke. You've heard of "jokes," right?

[Tails04]

@topcover2000 Wow. Someone must have an entire bag of sand wedged into their vagina.. Did the poor guys comment irritate you that much? He just asked an innocent question. You have heard of "questions" right? He even made it legit enough by asking if they were reffering to webisodes.. Is the mold from living in your mothers basement causing you to be an asshole? Or were you born that way.. next time you think a question is stupid.. DON'T ANSWER DUMBASS.

[citizencoon]

@Yousseph It's suppose to be like that - pure comedy genius.

[dan98y]

Isn't Childrens Hospital a parody of Scrubs?

[Melkac]

@dan98y No.

[dan98y]

@Melkac Oh OK. I just thougth that they kinda had parodies of inner monolouges that JD have. But then again, i havn't seen any other hospital show :)

[hentaimaid]

@dan98y parody of all serious hospital drama's..i guess o.o

[alias100]

Cocktease much?

[deraAZOify]

I can only watch this is if im stoned, otherwise its pretty bad to bare.

[stlbound1]

@deraAZOify dude i said the exact same thing.. this show is the shit if your high as fuck...

[desirefirst]

@deraAZOify that's sad, real sad; i've still got my reality sense of humor

[theempire00]

ssssh *puts hand on face*

[ThunderBullitt]

It's really dumb to compare this with Scrubs and dumber to argue about it. It's like comparing Naked Gun with Rush Hour. Children's Hospital is slapstick. Scrubs is mainstream comedy with drama elements. Scrubs is ok. Children's is more my preference.

[ilee9624]

@ThunderBullitt Children's Hospital is definitely not slapstick, it's leagues better than Scrubs and should not be compared at all.

[killerlimes]

I can't tell if this is brilliant or fucking retarded

[mmmlextacy]

@killerlimes It's brilliance. Sheer and utter.

[vStreetStruckv]

@killerlimes both, definitely...

[desirefirst]

@killerlimes then you must be retarded

[jackgreaves18]

@killerlimes can it not be both

[InKa4484]

@killerlimes If you can't tell that this is brilliant you are fucking retarded.

[ImNedBigby]

@killerlimes it's retarted. T_T

[drunkenchef24]

Space photos r not trust-worthy

[TheZacula]

Trying a little too hard here.

[scubaxstev07]

go and rest ur tumor

[evlmonke]

It's like scrubs except it's not funny

[Filligan]

@evlmonke You've got that the wrong way around.

[evlmonke]

@Filligan I don't think i do this show fucking sucks. Scrubs is better

[ROSEBUDDDDDDD]

@evlmonke hahahha SCRUBS. That's how we know not to take you seriously.

[evlmonke]

@ROSEBUDDDDDDD I'm Sorry i like real shows instead of this piece of shit rip-off

[ROSEBUDDDDDDD]

@evlmonke This show is meant to be a rip-off. It's a fucking satire, SCRUBS is just shitty comedy that's supposed to be zany.

[evlmonke]

@ROSEBUDDDDDDD Yeah Scrubs is realy a shitty show... that's why it was cancelled after its first season. Oh wait it didn't it ran succesfully for eight years. That's Right.

[ROSEBUDDDDDDD]

@evlmonke Childrens Hospital wasn't cancelled after one season. Your point is invaild.

[hangnigs69]

lol all the non cartoon shows on adult swim are horrid cuz the budget is shit lol

family guy

king of the hill

american dad

are the only good tv shows they have lol robot chicken is ok if its new one but other then that gay shows lol

[Belle5Fleur]

This show.. oh my goodness in love. hahaha

[UwatchinQ]

this shit is dumb

[valdivia562]

i just saw the one where they direct porn in the hospital, it was funny as fuck!

[robotpanda77]

That is a short show.

[imicusdown]

How shitty can adult swim get?

[saze9y14]

Brain jelly is messy.

[batboyjhg]

For fuck's sake! I can't find the the name of the song that starts at 0:44

[jadenaturals]

OMG, Nate Corddry's playing Dr. Jason Mantzoukas! Was he not available to play himself, ala Dr. Ed Helms?

[jman4208]

found this on loougle

[DerrtyBone]

Did anyone else notice that x ray photo was of the rib cage and not a broken arm?

[VexxxMaster69]

Damn...0:30 was kinda sexy :)

[16Unitedfan]

People actually watch this shit?

[wesj1231]

(1:10-2:03) Those bitches are so retarded!!

[AngieCee1]

i didn't think this show was funny at first but the more i watch it the more ridiculous and hilarious it gets : ) rob cordry's awesome lol

[iamjacobm]

I just watched The Ten and totally got the pick up you scissors in the autopsy room joke. Classic humor.

[masterfistlord]

@ 1:02 No WAAAY! Stu is a Dentist not a real doctor!

[kiddadd]

i like adult swim but this show is not funny at all.

[milontua]

LESBO scene YES!

[jman4208]

@milontua @milontua no girls never gave me a stiffer but at age 7 or 8 i saw girls gone wild and i got happy over it now its just gay porn i'm age 17 no girlfriend i do have an intrest in my best friends cusion. shes 13 but love is love my dadx is 64 and mom is 46. but were just friends i cant ever see me fucking any girl. i cant look at a girl in a sexual way just "what shes wearing makes her look beaytiful". shes on facebook my names jason hodges trust me shes cute

[imicusdown]

This show sucks. Most overrated show on [AS]

[rleary1]

@imicusdown I like this show.I appreciate any show without a stupid ass laugh track like 2 1/2 men, Mike & Fat chick, Hot in Cleveland, Raymond, Friends, Nanny, or generally any lame ass show I'd never watch because the only laughter I hear is fake canned shit. I haven't actually ever seen any of those shows I listed because I turned them off. This show to me is up there with Flight of Conchords, Curb your Enthusiasm etc. Good shows without stupid ass fake laughter. God I hate that crap

[cheechanchux]

How do you go rest your tumor? I need this information

[LivinMyFrickinLife]

Am I the only one from 4:10 to 4:23 Was like "Ohhh Myyy goooood xDDD" Than at 4:28 was like " :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­D"

[alspageddi]

"that's the brain tumor talking" lmao

[weareKrazyKripples]

anyone els see Ed Helms (Stu from the Hangover) 1:01 he is on the right

[MiaDCCXIII]

"why? she's got a broken arm."

"says who?"

"the x-ray!"

....that xray isnt even of an arm lmao.

[ipekatomang]

ooo c'mon has Scrub ever once has a doctor that tells his patient that his cock has to be sliced up? he even brought prop!!

[cwein728]

4:35. OH COME ON!

[draagon9900]

.. i liked the 2 girl's that i thought might be a lesb couple

[saihtamw]

Oh come on. How can anyone watch this and say it's like Scrubs? You might as well say that it's like House, Grey's Anatomy and Full House!

[TheRobAlva]

Scrubs and Children's hospital aren't the same thing

Scrubs was dramatic/comedy about an intern growing up (with possible brain tumor considering how many of his friends were aware of his random daydreams)

Children's Hospital is a satire making fun of the dozens of medical shows

[kiddadd]

@TheRobAlva are you joking about the brain tumor thing. because i watched scrubs and never thought they were trying to imlpy he had a brain tumor.

[TheVokality]

IM WATCHING THIS SHIT!

[OrgasmicPancakes]

I hate this show.

[orestis94]

is this ep 1?cause it sais previously :P

[surj08]

@orestis94 It's another joke that the show has been running for years :P

[TreatinAllYouHaters]

What a horrendous waste of airtime

[epicmeantime]

Awesome, it's like Grey's Anatomy meets Mad TV.

[Dtrollmancan]

@epicmeantime

Nooooo its like Greys but not for gays or 35 year old cat ladys

[MondoMiniman]

who recommends this show? Is it like scrubs or funnier? I love scrubs

[batmanpronz]

@MondoMiniman much funnier than scrubs. It's not deviously clever by any stretch of the imagination (neither is Scrubs, btw), but it deconstructs and makes fun of all the medical show clichés. I'd recommend it if you don't have anything else to do.

[Dtrollmancan]

@MondoMiniman

if you love scrubs dont see this cust this has actual funy stuff sooooo yea NOTHING like scrubs

[MondoMiniman]

@Dtrollmancan saw the first 5 eps and i only got a chuckle out, not that funny

[Dtrollmancan]

@MondoMiniman

yea thats what i say IF YOU LOVEEEEEEEEE scrubs dont see this cus this is made for THINKING (you have to use you BRAIINNN) a little so its not for the scrubs LOVNG

[MondoMiniman]

@Dtrollmancan LOL, this show doesnt make you use any part of your brain, Im not saying its a bad show im just saying scrubs put out more jokes. This just makes weird humor. One joke i can remember was when one of the actresses tried to brake up with her boyfriend and said that she had a tumor, yeah i thought it was kinda funny but in the long run it didnt hold up

[Dtrollmancan]

@MondoMiniman

No little man the jokes are allllll there the thing is.......YOU HAVE TO USE YOURRRRRR BRAINNNNN yea i know is hard some times so if is gets hard for you and starts tu hurt jor braine like the thime you go HOW MUCH IS 2+3??? go back to scrubs cus they have TONSSSS of funy for you like the one were J.D goes to flash back and sees some thing FUUUUNNNYY and the other one thats exactlt the same or the one thats THE SAMEEEEEE yea funy stuff

[sullenboy1o3o]

@Dtrollmancan lol, what... this is supposed to be some esoteric comedy??

this is the stupidest thing on tv, and not in a good way.

[mrjhmel]

Is it the same hospital as Sacred Heart?

[ehpierce]

@mrjhmel i think it is!!!!!!!

[sopralto817]

@mrjhmel Probably, they filmed at a decommissioned hospital.

[xLestath]

@mrjhmel Yes ^^

[nextdeath12]

@mrjhmel Yes, Children's Hospital was shot at the Scrubs hospital

[EIRIYUKILOVER4EVA]

:D Me Gusta.

[beatcops961]

Oh, Jesus Christ!



[GraveHorizon]

Erection at 4:25.

[Wallhammer1337]

@GraveHorizon I know it was on purpose the set up of this scene was so cheesy ,but seriously..lmao so dumb lololol

[ikillpeople122]

they need to take this show off the air

[MrTHession]

I dont trust these...they're not even in color

[535manbearpig]

@MrTHession Ohhh my god i dont get how i havent ever seen this show....well I have but I just started around like May of this year and its been running for a year now. Usually comedy central is my preferred late night comedy channel like always and I havent really remembered adult swim because i used to have Dish Cable and bastards didnt include cartoon network so after i go basic cable comedy central became like my bible, continued.

[535manbearpig]

@535manbearpig and since i tend to stay away from the kids channels like disney, nick, and cartoon network cuz im 16 i keep forgetting cartoon network has adult swim!! the last time i used to watch adult swim repeatedly was in the days of Stroker and Hoop, but im gonna start now...ohh and by the way the first season was web episodes right? and then the show was picked up for tv in 2010?

[MrTHession]

BITCHES...Blake

[hrlstein]

Why does everyone get in fights on these message boards? Silly videos are supposed to bring us together.

[Kills7616]

I thnk they wld kill my child if i had 1..lolz

[Splerteeki]

@blasterman9 u mad bro

[menotsane75]

@blasterman9

And you count in the world...ummm...why?

-M

[jdoggdabeast]

@blasterman9 what crawled up your bum hole?

[eagledynasty81]

this is the most fucking retarded show ever. All of adult swim is shit now. Give me back sealab, harvey birdman, and space ghost. Fuck metalapocalypse and who ever made that shit, should be sent to death.

[princessgumbo]

@eagledynasty81 Umm those are on Adult Swim

[menotsane75]

@eagledynasty81

Go buy some dvd's and wall up your voice cave...

no one cares...

-M

[chris82994]

that's the just the tumor talking

[ExZola]

"Prep the O.R."

WTF did they start doing?! LOL!

[XxILIKESWaFfLEsxX]

-sneeze- O.O

[XxILIKESWaFfLEsxX]

Im a doctor.....its what i do

[PoilishedMahogony]

this is so much better than scrubs

[dings215]

white girl dance = jumping. my sister-in-law's wedding all over again.

[FireRazor1]

@dings215 ...You know it's crazy that you say that, I always wondered why they just jumped on spot as a dance. I seen so many people do this.

[AgileTablet]

dang, this almost makes me wish for the days when females were just beginning to struggle to be taken seriously as comics! which means i am just really jealous that there are insanely attractive women who are also able to be really funny. ( ._.)

[morklind]

..jeeeez .. is it me? what happened to funny haha? . only the clown sort of made me smirk .. this is nothing on green wing

[dhfdfsfg]

Is this show really 15 yrs old?

[addictedbydefault]

@dhfdfsfg no

[TheKenAndTimChannel]

...Don't trust these, they're not even colour...HA!

[GALAXZProductions]

0:08- 0:15 lmao

[styles1376]

Dr. Maestro is a scene stealer. sooo funny.

[Sheboobellach]

I'm not....I'm not sure....what? Is this funny? Is this lame? It's such a weird combination of the two. It's heavy handed that's for sure, so it's either super funny or extremely lame and pretty much always sloppy.

[RiseofMarine]

@Sheboobellach All you need to know is how Rob Corrdry came up with the show. -He was at a children's hospital with his daughter, he was in a waiting room with a lot of scared parents and all of a sudden a tiny gurney with a small girl crashed through the service doors. EMTs were yelling, the parents started to panic and they started screaming and crying... and a Life Flight pilot walked in on the commotion through the service doors. He looks over to Rob and says, "Mondays eh?"

[styles1376]

@Sheboobellach if you don't find this funny you must be lame lol....nothing personal.

[Sheboobellach]

@styles1376 no it's okay i am meat popsicle

[lizbizzie]

I love the guy on the intercom. I think it's Michael Cera. I love this show! But does anybody know where you can purchase it?

[WizdredKhalifa]

3:55 - the girl in the blue has a sixth toe, i cant jerk off to a sixth toe!

[SMILESxSMILES]

am i able to buy the seasons anywhere? i really love this show

[MrTHession]

You can't trust these...they aren't even in color

[iggych1512]

@Squiggy2010

Maybe you didn't like it, but what you said isn't funny. That's serious stuff buddy grow up.

[Squiggy2010]

the single worst show adult swim has ever aired. the scripts are terrible, the acting is shit and nothing about it is remotely funny at all. if you watch this show and enjoy it, do the world a favor and hang yourself.

[Seg741]

@Squiggy2010 I'll remember to do that thanks :)

[skahtay16]

@Squiggy2010 Guess I'll go hang myself.

[josejalepeno63]

x-rays are for dumbasses

[ES11681]

@jkass88 I am not a dick!!!!!!! but thanks for grammar check.

[payasyouglow]

I love how the girls "accidentally" fall on top of each other on the couch.

[Zachbro39]

stop reciting fucking quotes from the video we just watched you fat pile of shit, we get it, you are good with memory. You remind me of a kid i knew at school who i would see at lunch who recited every episode of sponge bob. I understand, you stay up late at night and watch this on adult swim.

[zestytoaster]

@Zachbro39 vaffanculo. hes sharing his favorite part. what else are comments for?

[ShrimpSuper]

A hospital isn't a place for lazy people, a hospital is a place for smart people to take care of people who aren't smart enough to keep them self's healthy. But we all have brains. And brains are messy things. Filled with jelly, and all though jelly is sweet it made me do a silly thing. Sometimes know matter how smart you are, you have to do what your brain jelly tells you to do only problem is jelly is messy and you can get it all over your self

[JohnnyJohnnyJohnny]

Can someone upload the second part of this episode?

[DaGanjaSamurai]

I gotta make sure she's the right type of arm guts in there.

[RespectMyHate]

This show is funny.

[ceesr31]

@ES11681 learn to spell and type. I would respect your opinion more if you seemed like you had a grasp of the english language.

[cochotrilo]

this thing is so fucking funny..This nigga dr.blake is the shit

[ES11681]

why people watch this crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just because they r using the set of scrub dontsent make it scrub!!!!!!!!! this is bullshit.

[Gh3ttoBlast3r]

@ES11681 Its not supposed to be scrubs you idiot. Scrubs isnt even funny you jerkoff.

[ES11681]

@Gh3ttoBlast3r no this shit is funny!!!!!!!!!!! this one of the worst crab ever!!!!!

[Gh3ttoBlast3r]

@ES11681 English. Learn it.

[ES11681]

@Gh3ttoBlast3r yea ok

[Gh3ttoBlast3r]

@ES11681 eres pandejo

[ES11681]

@Gh3ttoBlast3r Ven y dimelo en cara!!!!!!! ver quien el pendejo.

[josejalepeno63]

@ES11681 crab=a sea animal childrens hospital is a sea animal?