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  • Dispraxia, mother fuckers, do you understand it?

  • His monologue goes perfectly with the intro video :) hahahaha

  • like your wtfs, as always, but...MY GODDESS! .... this game... oh this game.. gave me SUCH a headache..... somthing about the first person view and the colors used... oh wow, my head is hurting and I am not even playing D:

  • You are so dumb....

  • he was right...i do wanna punch my monitor...still enjoy your vids tho!

  • I want this game. :s

  • Everything you started saying at 1:20 blew my mind.

  • 1:41 actually I was laughing

  • If TB fells lonely then he needs to stop playing video games and get a girlfriend...

    on the other hand he is in law school and probably needs to play more video games...

    predicament

  • @dbembenek TB's married.

  • @dbembenek Get a girlfriend...he has a wife and a son...

  • Guys when TB said this had no "Character" He was wrong He hadnt played enough of this to see it he played a small chunk of this game PLEASE thumbs up so people dont get put off by the lack of "Character" that has been shown in this video!

  • Annnnnnd, I'm one of those guys who played portal for the puzzles.. and I was also one of those guys that was deeply let down by the serious lack of good puzzles in it. So, I will probably grab this game sometime to see how it holds up. I'm glad you're NOT good at puzzles, because watching someone solve a puzzle just isn't the same as solving it yourself. ;)

  • "OCCASIONAL bit of ineptitude"? lol Good lord, Mr Biscuit...But yes, it's a hard game when it comes to the later stages, but it lacks personality in a major way

  • nice vid!

  • maybe its easier cause its color coded

  • The music, the story and the look of Portal 2 were awesome but the puzzles where too easy. This game looks like it could become quite a challenge in the end.

  • My average plank of wood has face?

  • enducing pain... i wana see tb play amnisia :D

  • @willmo42 He did but didnt like it

  • Ive never watched a video where someone talks the amount of shit you do.

  • Professor Layton has a lot of character, a lot of British character too!

  • inb4 the minecraft mods.

  • I love TB´s intro to this video :)

  • That.. was painful.

  • Yes, I was shouting at my screen by 16:00.

  • I love how TotalBiscuit can get through this completely logically, not with annoying popups.

  • Here's a like and a comment. You deserve some money.

  • Just imagine if there are going to be character introduced, just after TB stops recording :P

  • "I assume I can get onto the one that's lower than that" yes tb, but that's the same height, try again.

  • @wrecka27 hahaha my thoughts exactly XD

  • One of the possible reasons TB gets the puzzles in QUBE and not in Portal 2 (which by the way I love to bits) is because it works off of a very simple bunch of blocks all of which TB can clearly see in a 3-D environment. In Portal the ability to link two points via portals literally adds another dimension to the layout which doesn't always have a clear path with its many portal-able panels and "tools" that are not always clear with how you use them compared to QUBE's white room where the "tools

  • Thing is, you need to see through to the end of this to see it's full CHARACTER//

    and I believe the ambiance of solitude is deliberate. It works so well if you see the ending.

  • I actually bought this game right away without playing the demo, knew i'd like it cos i loved portal

    Finished it in a few hours and i'm sure you'd like it if you like portal just for the sake of solving puzzles.

  • Portal and minecraft had a son, his name was QUBE.

  • Another Indie game that I would have never found without TB. TYVM TB, you just made Toxie Games another $15

  • atleast TB know what we think when you plays puzzel games also he seems to be blind : terraria

    me: OMG HOW CAN YOU MISS THAT

    it happens every episode :p

  • @darkaxel101 same for me xD it's like,,, he turn me into a maschocist,,, i hate when he can't figure out stuff, yet i still love all his videos xD

  • Dang, this did not show up in my sub box..

  • this games looks awesome.

  • qube is actually a really good game haha, and after the first 5 mins i completely forgot portal and got into it

  • ahh poor TB will never be able to think with portals :(

  • multiplayer?

  • Those white walls gave me an headache.. You not being ''awesome'' at this game didn't bother me at all, but just like you said, the walls might get some one pretty disorientated.

  • TB's Wikipedia entry has been deleted for a certain reason since "20:50, 26 August 2011 Gogo Dodo (talk | contribs) deleted "John Bain (TotalBiscuit)" ‎ (A7: No explanation of the subject's significance (real person, animal, organization, or web content))", apparently by someone called Gogo Dodo (not me!), does anyone know what happened there?

    you can check it out on the english wiki, since youtube doesn't allow me to post a link

  • Oh god oh god my head hurts!

  • This was like a scratching on the back of my brain...

    Your portal video was a clawing on the back of my brain...

  • ARGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF TOTALBISCUIT ""

  • oh my god!!!noob *facepalm*

  • The sad thing is about it having no character was that it was supposed to have a story line or something similar to Portal but because the company is based in Wales and all the lines were done by Welshman the publisher didn't think it would sell well or be taken seriously due to hearing Welsh accents coming from everyone.

  • @DevlinDarkness man that sucks! portal 2 had wheatly, yet we still took that seriously, tbh, personally i find wheatly hilarious xD

  • You are enjoying this game because you are better at it than most games. When the difficulty curve matches your skill you get satisfaction. Search for "flow" on wiki

  • review

    Noun:

    A formal assessment or examination of something.

    Verb:

    Examine or assess (something) with the possibility or intention of instituting change if necessary.

  • oook please does anybody want 33% off of skyrim for dungeon defenders on steam?

  • lol he really sucks at these puzzle games. lmao

  • portal I and II was so easy

  • the switched circles into cubes from portal and here we are.. a new game :D

  • FYI guys, not many knows but TB has dispraxia, which is the reason why he's bad at puzzley games and platformers, you can check it out on wikipedia.

    He have confirmed it on various websites like reddit etc, so yeah.

    Thumbs up so people can be informed!

  • @Sertex47 Also he mentions iot in wtf is tribes ascend

  • @Sertex47 It's actually spell Dyspraxia. But yeah I can see why that would give him issues in puzzlers and platformers.

  • @Sertex47 TB is awesome, so who cares? :P

  • @Sertex47 How did you get this information ?

  • @ledeniq00 He said TB has confirmed it on Reddit and such, so there's always the possibilty he saw it on like Reddit and such.

  • 1080p? woot?

  • Portal makes you think in a totally different way :D most law's and logic's don't apply there

    ....that's why qube is simpler :3

  • @NoXiousAMV plural does not require an apostrophe

  • @travcm sorry im still learning XD grammar nazi

  • tb ragequitted

  • what is your thing???

  • Portal two is legend

  • The puzzles seem simpler than portal's because you can't think with portals... plain and simple. You can easily visualize how these blocks will interact with each other, but portal requires insight. e.g.: "I need to get up to that ledge. I can place a portal here, but now I need to get enough momentum to launch me from that portal to that ledge".

  • I cannot find any video with the goddamn soundtrack of this! I love the music, especially the ending's. Does anyone know where you can find this? Or whether you can extract the music from the game files?

  • Did anyone else want to see the final puzzle completed before TB ended it?

    

  • @JuLeGe1989 Here is a guy, doing the puzzle (Skip to 2:58). The guy is amazing at the game. /watch?v=RqoQNjKoCJ0

  • "I'm solving every single puzzle without any problems whatsoever"

    God, I laughed. TB you're the worst puzzle-gamer I've ever seen

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  • Your problem with portal is you can't think with portals.

  • This game is sooo underrated -- it sold 12000 copies in 4 days buy it if you can this guys need so much more support

  • Lol for everyone saying the game is easy shit gets real at level 5!

  • Why do I want to punch my munitor L0L

  • TB, the game starts at level 5. You might wanna try out that level. :P

  • WHY ARE YOU SO BAD AT PUZZLE GAMES!?

  • One of those suits with balls on faces? What is in your wardrobe tb? xD

  • It's just the blocks manipulation IQ test in video game form, but easier because the puzzle is half done.

  • these puzzles are are for dummies

  • your inability to do simple puzzles boggles my mind, you don't have to stand on the blue squares to bounce on em, and your doing the same thing over and over! Xd

    love your vids, even tho they make me rage

  • "I understand."

    No you don't.

    :-)

  • But I like planks of wood....

  • i think that he got threw it easyer becuase unlike portal where u gota plase portals this game already has the portals plased for u its just a mater of tinkering arround with them

    P.S. im bad at spelling

  • You gain character as the game progresses I mean

  • The character as you progress in the game.

  • Don't thumbs up... please, just. Don't.

  • ... my god i feel dizzy and its only 5 mins in joy!

  • thumbs up if you think TB should make lets play.

  • BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! XD

  • I ain't even mad.

  • Does this game have a story at all? That will probably be the determining factor of me buying it.

  • Thumbs up if you think TB fails at the easiest puzzles and takes forever to complete them

  • @gragrayson

    thumbs up if you know its a medical condition and should not be made fun of.

  • @gragrayson Thumbs up if you find the comment I'm responding to unecessary and annoying.

  • @firei11 Thumbs up if you agree with this comment but hate won't thumbs up it because you hate it when people ask for thumbs up.

  • @Kasparovwannabe I thumbed you up.

  • Now your thinking with blocks.

  • I'm glad that TB shares both my unrelenting hatred of point-and-click adventure games (really, they're the most stripped down a video game can possibly be, and the puzzles themselves are so full of moon-logic bullshit) and my ambivalence to the Portal series.

  • 6:00 why i sub

  • Well done tb u solved 5 plus puzzles in 20 mins

  • 4min in and you made me want to scratch out my brain, why are you persisting on making me rage. Just for fun tell us how long portal took you to finish, must have been month...

  • @daves2hd that is suggesting he finished portal

  • 2:45 TB makes a 3 dimensional penorz

  • It does have character, not the most original.. but the building does start to fall apart :/

  • hmmm, needs more GLaDOS.

  • the game looks good

  • "why am i trapped in this place" :D

  • I came expecting wonderful ineptatude from Mr Biscuit. I am sad he was rather competent with this.

    I've yet to play this, but judging by the way this opens I would guess that somewhere in the game it will suddenly reveal whats actually going on. Its not quote-o-rama like Portal maybe, but a slower, more subtle pace does not go to say that everything is 100% clear right away.

  • the second half of this video induced serious amounts of butt-clenching

  • SO MUCH  RAGE !!!

  • Looks awesome. Hope it comes on the summer sale. I have to many games left to play from the winter sale to spend more money on games for now XD

  • TB, you just have an easier time working with physical objects such as the cubes, instead of things made of theory such as Portal.

  • Nothing will ever make me as angry as watching iJustine play Portal 2. I think I actually lost brain cells watching that playthrough...

  • I think there is one mayor problém with this game TB forgot to mentoin, it has only nine levels from what can I tell. Whitout having any custom lever maker this game can lack content preaty bad. Still i can be mistaken I am not hundred percent sure about that. But have that in mind before spontailously buying a game. Not trollin :)

  • Why did I click on this knowing that this was a puzzle game, and knowing it would be narrated by TB, and NOT expect it to be extremely painful to watch.

  • @Fr1tzy687 XD Same here.

  • This still made me rage.

  • I like how TB walks us through his thought process.

  • i love spatial-geometric games like this. prob b/c was good at geometry in math.

  • "I figure out puzzles in this game faster than I do in Portal." Then how long does it take you to figure out Portal? 10 minutes per puzzle perhaps? I knew what to do a few seconds after I saw the puzzles in this game.

  • @InsaneAlien6 *claps* gratz, your better at puzzles than he is.

  • Damn it TB let me sleep

  • aghakljfd I got dizzy just watching this video >_<

  • lalna from the yogscast could solve any of the puzzles in half the time

  • Do a WTF on Overgrowth Alpha :D

  • When I first saw how the game looked, i immediately thought of a short student film i saw years ago when portal first came out. I went to the Vancouver Film School's channel here on youtube and found the video,it's called "The Room" if you would like to see it.

  • Portal took a little more skill with accuracy and portal placement as well as how you put yourself through them.

  • You Have to play more it gets so fucking hard later in the game and it gets a story

  • You should get further in. It throws even more kinks in. Very worth it.

  • @Mrzakkg I guess you're right, but it doesn't take 9 hours to get there. (Well it might do for TB)

  • i havent played qube but maybe your judging to quickly. There might be some sort of story to it.

  • at 12:30, i was thinking that i loved portal, and it holds the record for my favorite game story, and as far as the demo goes, i love qube too

  • its easier for him because hes a jedi XD

  • quick developers a game with platforming puzzle and point and click all at the same time

  • This game is most likely easier in your eyes because there is one defined way to complete a chamber unlike portal where it has multiple ways to do it..

  • I want to see a reaction video to the light chamber.

  • The minecraft puzzle solving game! =)

  • You forgot to Add Precision Platformers to the game Genres you're bad at.

  • @quantumsheep545 Sorry mate, I googled it and read the news and that's what was told.

    I didn't mean to misinform in anyway.

  • @gexwex Actually, SOPA is dead now. Sorry for the over-reaction. I'd just come from a convo with this retarded Fb friend over the same topic. Also, are you psychic? 0_o

  • @quantumsheep545 Yes, yes I am :o Np though, it's cool!

  • I got portal 2 free in the steam Christmas thing but honestly I don't really like it too much, I find it funny and I WANT to like it but I just cant

  • The FOUR Genres you're bad at; Puzzle games, platformers, point and click adventures, and fanatical devotion to the Pope.

  • I would say QUBE is designed to be compleatly loanly to throw you off and make you go a bit crazy,

  • WHY DO I WANT TO PUNCH MY MONITOR?!

  • @chukas88 Portal 2 beats Qube at every category you mentioned IMHO. That said, Qube is fun as well.

  • Would love to see TB do a letsplay of this,just so i could vent out all my anger and also give myself a reason to get a new moniter,cus ill have my fist through this one 2minutes into the first video...

  • @sadhumanity Uh... He doesn't do let's plays. Aside from the whole Terraria with Jesse thing, he produces professional informative videos directed at hardcore gamers.

  • O. O

    TB that's just creepy > >

  • "Maybe they're simple."

    Maybe it's just easier to push blocks than creating portals that bend space.

  • oh dont worrryy, you DONT know wtf ur doin, it deserves to be called that way :)

  • Glados is too heartbroken so she wont commentate now :(

  • When TB plays puzzle games facepalm is inevitable. This however did not make me yell at the screen as Limbo did.

  • Dear TB. I advise you to do a full playthrough of this game because it will change your opinion of it. You have merely played the "Tutorial" of this game. It becomes increasingly more interesting as it introduces more concepts, and trust me it gets very complicated. Seing you play makes me wonder how well you will cope with the really hard puzzels, and if you actually could make it to the end. In fact I don't only advise you to play the game, but I CHALLENGE YOU TO COMPLETE IT!

  • @LolBotGuy Yet even the hardes puzzle is without a story, nice music and most importantly without a cake from a homicidal AI .)

  • @LolBotGuy

    to be fair he said he liked it and that he expected it to get more difficult (like any puzzle), he was just talking about how cold and lonely it is - it lacks the personality of Portal (which actually he somehow didnt enjoy playing).

  • @LolBotGuy He wont so shut up

  • @LolBotGuy Fuck you. Piss off.

  • I wouldn't say you make people angry by being bad. It just seems like that because when people are angry they comment, but the people who don't get angry, i.e. the majority, don't comment. I mean, on a video where you do fail, the number of comments is only a fraction of the views, and only some of those are people being angry at failure.

  • 13:47 lol I was pointing at the freaking cubes in my monitor telling him to move the right ones while he was 'figuring out so easily'.

  • No character?! You didn't get to the lvl's where they turn out the lights did you?

  • Personally, I think I'll stick with Portal. I prefer the puzzles, as well as the story ect in Portal.

    Looks good for puzzle fans though.