wanna hear my crazy christmas story? prepare urself
i got up at 9.30, i went to church with my family, we opened some presents. We had dinner with some friends and opened some more presents. I watched Dr. Who because i'm a nerd and then i went to bed.
One year instead of making the noodles for chicken and noodles, my grandma bought them from some place. Well, this place must have had some spoiled ingredients or something because the noodles, well... they smelled like dog poop. Seriously. We were all checking the bottom of our shoes until my dad figured out what it really was. It's safe to say we don't get food from that place anymore. lol
My Aunt died from breast cancer. When we later had to go thorough her stuff we found rolling paper for pot in a chest with the lock undone. and Oh my goodness I just realized you have all of "The Series of Unfortunate Events" books.
when I was thirteen, my grandmother and other got together and bought me an old wallet and office supplies......to this day I still don;t know if that was a joke......
This isn't really Christmasy, but it happened the other day. My stepdad was cleaning out my grandfather's wood shop and he found his porn stash circa 1974.
As it was dark, my friend's mum couldn't see who it was. To make matters worse, my friend started to scream and then her dad joined in. Her dad then proceeded to get up and put her in a headlock. Then somone had the good sense to turn on the light and normality returned as they realised the robber was in fact their daughter. I thought this story was so funny when I heard it and decided to share it. I hope you have a very merry Christmas and wonderful New Year! :)
One year, my friend, her little brother and her little sister got up early on Christmas morning. The brother and sister went in to their parents' room to wake them up too but they failed. My friend was then asked to go in and wake the slumbering grown-ups. She went in but they didn't hear her. Now, you should know, my friend's mum has a phobia of people breaking into their house so when she woke up to see a person standing over her bed she started to scream.
This is hilarious and the fact that your aunt left you that little treat to find after she passed away makes it all the more funny. Merry Christmas Lauren!
you are CRAZYYYYY!!!
teamepic2011 1 year ago
@teamepic2011 All the good ones are.
EvilRobo4 10 months ago
that's the one thing about youtubers: they all seem to be straight edge :/
goober4502 1 year ago
@goober4502 - And it is what I love about them.
RaquiGirl 1 year ago
@RaquiGirl and that's awesome for you, but it makes it a little harder for us "lesser people" to relate to them. still, gotta love 'em ;)
goober4502 1 year ago
dude.. this christmas, my uncle got really drunk and started like.. dry humping my dad
it was funny.. but EXTREMELY traumatizing for everyone involved.. o.o
IAmViviLee 1 year ago
I have no crazy Christmas stories.
Probably because I'm Jewish.
But the Chinese food is always good.
ToriSquirt1313 1 year ago 3
wanna hear my crazy christmas story? prepare urself
i got up at 9.30, i went to church with my family, we opened some presents. We had dinner with some friends and opened some more presents. I watched Dr. Who because i'm a nerd and then i went to bed.
intense right...
cryinward 1 year ago
smoke it in memory of your aunt?
oooooooor not ^^
HaploidCell 1 year ago
That's super funny! I have nothing that tops that one. Hope you had a wonderful Christmas! =)
XfunkeemonkeeX 1 year ago
One year instead of making the noodles for chicken and noodles, my grandma bought them from some place. Well, this place must have had some spoiled ingredients or something because the noodles, well... they smelled like dog poop. Seriously. We were all checking the bottom of our shoes until my dad figured out what it really was. It's safe to say we don't get food from that place anymore. lol
YoNoSeGai 1 year ago
Should have slipped it in the pudding. Everyone would have had a very merry Christmas. :) Just tell them it's some strong brandy cream.
VicMorrowsGhost 1 year ago
I bet you smoked some of it. That's why you're cracking up all the time!
OrigaMagic 1 year ago
haha ah that's excellent! :D hope you had an awesome christmas laurenzo! <3
timelapse19 1 year ago
My Aunt died from breast cancer. When we later had to go thorough her stuff we found rolling paper for pot in a chest with the lock undone. and Oh my goodness I just realized you have all of "The Series of Unfortunate Events" books.
townsofpaper 1 year ago
Don't throw it away. Make some brownies. Everybody likes brownies.
AyeAyeKnowsAll 1 year ago
when I was thirteen, my grandmother and other got together and bought me an old wallet and office supplies......to this day I still don;t know if that was a joke......
Inukaino7 1 year ago
@Inukaino7 my mother I mean, not my other....who knows? maybe next year they will give me a gift scertificate for typing classes......
Inukaino7 1 year ago
haha i love it!! thanks for sharing <3
Solikins 1 year ago
that's hilarious!
mandith 1 year ago
are you sure you didn't smoke some of it?? you look a little TOO giggly to me lol. have a merry christmas
proteuseffects 1 year ago
oh my god, i love you.
taylorrdactyl 1 year ago
when life gives you lemons, dry them and smoke them...thats how it goes right?
JuanLMFAO 1 year ago 9
Priceless! Merry Giftmas!
ctso74 1 year ago
ahahaha roll that up smoke it in her memory it might be a little stale lmao im kidding that's hilarious.
crystalownsyou 1 year ago
this was tooooo good. and knowing who your father was it must have been a great surprise
TheDasha92 1 year ago
Drom the way your laughing in this video, i'd be guessing you didnt quite get around to throwing it out Bahaha
mrbuchanantoyou 1 year ago
I'm Glad that you're aunt gave you some type of Christmas joy this holidays season! XD
slylink690 1 year ago
hahaha love you marry me
Syrrick 1 year ago
Merry Christmas :D
OrthrusTails 1 year ago
That is truly hysterical. Like. WOW. hahaha I just picture that one movie where the guy's like, "You can hide your WEED in there!!"
ObviouslyBenHughes 1 year ago
it's cute how u cracking up ;)))... don't have any of that type of stuff to share (aehm stories ;))).... happy holidays <3
°Sara°
DeliriumReal 1 year ago
Oh my gosh, that's hilarious! I can see why you couldn't stop laughing.
Hope you have a great Christmas!
falletron 1 year ago
They certainly do leave things behind lol!! Merry Christmas to you and your family. Lauren!!
JnAStudios 1 year ago
HA! XD
- Jason
crimsong19 1 year ago
no, that is where she stores the GOOD oregano.
dangerouslytalented 1 year ago
That is amazing! Coolest aunt ever, though I'm not into drugs and all that jazz.
Hope you have an amazing Christmas <3
therealCiCa 1 year ago
Omfg lol!
ntcssj 1 year ago
She's probably looking down from heaven thinking "Crap. They found my stash."
Kippz214 1 year ago
@Kippz214 She is probably shouting "NOT DOWN THE SINNK"
dangerouslytalented 1 year ago
Your Aunt sure did know how to celebrate Christmas.
LordHamsterTron 1 year ago
It might have been oregano? haha ;)
pixonu 1 year ago 4
@pixonu There was some oregano in it to mask the smell but....the majority of it was definitely not oregano. haha
Lighting scented candles now so guests wont think we've been well...you know. lol
LaurenNotJordan 1 year ago 11
that's hilarious
dizzyisme 1 year ago
Hahahahaha, that's great.
tastic93 1 year ago
Aw that's nice, your aunt gave you a christmas gift from beyond the grave.
ChaoticSupernova 1 year ago 42
wow lolz that is hilarious
KCGL77 1 year ago
You aunt has.... "Interesting" things to pass down... XD
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Merry Kwanzaa, or have a good time celebrating what ever you celebrate! And if you don't celebrate anything, :'(
GameDroid98 1 year ago
This isn't really Christmasy, but it happened the other day. My stepdad was cleaning out my grandfather's wood shop and he found his porn stash circa 1974.
Dontcallmeprettybaby 1 year ago
Part 2:
As it was dark, my friend's mum couldn't see who it was. To make matters worse, my friend started to scream and then her dad joined in. Her dad then proceeded to get up and put her in a headlock. Then somone had the good sense to turn on the light and normality returned as they realised the robber was in fact their daughter. I thought this story was so funny when I heard it and decided to share it. I hope you have a very merry Christmas and wonderful New Year! :)
EmmeyBob 1 year ago
It's great that the dead can keep us smiling
OMGTHERERNONAMESAAGH 1 year ago
Part 1:
One year, my friend, her little brother and her little sister got up early on Christmas morning. The brother and sister went in to their parents' room to wake them up too but they failed. My friend was then asked to go in and wake the slumbering grown-ups. She went in but they didn't hear her. Now, you should know, my friend's mum has a phobia of people breaking into their house so when she woke up to see a person standing over her bed she started to scream.
EmmeyBob 1 year ago
This is hilarious and the fact that your aunt left you that little treat to find after she passed away makes it all the more funny. Merry Christmas Lauren!
seriouslyconducted90 1 year ago
LOL Lauren!!! Don't get yourself arrested... That would be a very bad thing. GET RID OF THE EVIDENCE!!! HURRY!!!! :P
Acemaster53 1 year ago
when I read the description, I thought it meant like a real pot, like, for cooking....
thecindylorraine 1 year ago
One hell of an awesome aunt!!!!!
sepidehtje 1 year ago
sure you didn't inhale ??
thecindylorraine 1 year ago
Hi Lauren!
thecindylorraine 1 year ago