Major Payne: My Name is Major Benson Winifred Payne

[hapki9]

Major: Let me tell you somethin' D

D: Yeah, Brother?

Major: Why don't you come closer. I AM NOT YOUR DAMN BROTHER

Best line ever

[UFGators89]

bleep bleep bleep what are you laughin at pig boy? you find a piece of candy in your pocket? LMAO

[TeMppeRRR]

omg



[booksbenji]

mrgoobenoob, IT'S MARINE, MARINES. MARINES HAVE DRILL INSTRUCTORS. IT IS UNDERSTOOD!!!!

[shogunrommel]

@booksbenji Not only is it marines and thus, drill instructors, but until recruits earn the title of US Marine, they refer to drill instructors & everyone else as sir/ma'am. That & Payne is a major. Therefore, he's "Sir" regardless.

[osmanjones297]

other wise i ll kick yo ass back to mayberry ha

[JEFFGIZZLE]

"Hello gorgeous welcome to my party!"

[xhawk14]

" Bleep Bleep Bleep Bleep Bleep what are u laughin at pig boi! You find a piece of candy in yo pocket. Well ima help u make room for lunch bacon boy DROP DOWN GIVE 30 SIT UP RIGHT NOW"!

[supremethunderclap]

actualy he's not a 'sir'/ The marine insignia and campaign hat says he's a marine drill sargeant. Go head say 'sir' to one of them in basic and see what happens.

[havlorech]

@supremethunderclap He's wearing a gold leaf, which is a major's rank insignia. Can't say anything about the hat though.

[69hotdragon]

@supremethunderclap thats right it is yes drill sargeant. u never call them sir casue they work for aliving

[MrGooberNoob]

@supremethunderclap two things. one, he is playing the role of a major, as the title of the movie indicates... a major is referred to by lower ranks as "sir". but even if he wasnt an officer, recruits still refer to drill instructors as sir, although the "sir sandwich" isn't used

secondly, they are drill instructors, not drill sgts, the army has drill sgts not the marines. the campeign cover is worn by officers at boot camp as well as DIs, the gold braids on his cover are for the officer version

[bconyer418]

Let me tell you all somethin, WAR HAS MADE ME VERY PARANOID AND WHEN A MAN GET AN EYEBALLIN, ITS MAKES MY ANGER ALL JACKED UP and I get the urge to kill.

[ushere07]

@bconyer418 I always thought he said "It makes my agent orange act up." Haha, whoops.

[ManTheBell]

Bleep bleep beep bleep what are you laughing at pigboy?

You find a piece of candy in your pocket!?

[Wrestling4Life811]

you big eared turd lmfao lol

[playerhatrz]

one tubby tubby, two tubby tubby

[dylanrogers1793]

what the hell was that you little freckle face cartoon

[champ13022]

SWOOSH "What're you lookin' at ass eyes?"

[RamirezDGary]

Blep, blep, blep, blep, blep, blep...... What are you laughing at Pig Boy?

[thenewamaster]

I'd laugh if I found a piece candy in my pocket.

[shadowlight360]

Let me see that belly roll

Lol!!!!!!!!!!

[420jkrizz]

You find a piece of candy in yo POCKET!?!

[L0LGER96]

1:10 xDDDD

[79agp]

YOU HOLD IT IN YOU BIG EARED TURD OTHERWISE I KICK YOUR ASS BACK TO MAYBERRY!!!!!

[Axeblade331]

Imma show you boys how i rhyme military style!

ONE! Dont you feel dumb

TWO! Look at you

THREE! Dont you ever make no jokes 'bout me behind my back otherwise i stomp you in the ground!

[treewaffle123]

1 TUBBY TUBBY COME ON PORK CHOP! 2 TUBBY TUBBY!

[MyyyMommm]

I love how he got all up in his face with his freaky moustache and was like, "What are you looking at, asseyes?" I nearly shit myself,

[luky673]

@devilOfrom1heaven AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

[devilOfrom1heaven]

..."would you come closer...IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAAM NOT YOUR DAMM BROTHER"...

[zarosiantheif123]

lmao! whats yo name chubbeh!

[roboyurch88]

2:20

kid had a seizure just to repsond

[imodforfun951]

Bleeep Bleep Bleep

[MultiRukio]

LMAO 'I AM NOT YO DAMN BROTHER!'

[MultiRukio]

'What the hell was that you freckle faced cartoon?' XD

[o0portal0o]

One tubby, tubby... :-D

[westkjeremy77]

CLASSIC



[5Orlanda5]

"I....AM NOT YOUR DAMN BROTHER!" Lmao

[nfsoccer11]

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN AT ASS EYES!!?!

[nomadcowatbk]

Make a good soundboard

[IggyHazard]

25 pushups is nothing. I never understood how that was considered a punishment.

[superfranky8]

qe niño estaba sherminator jajajajaj

[joeydestroyer]

Sherminator xD

[ziomeczek554]

Where was Moses when you need it

[vvGamerTV]

III AAAMMM NOT YO DAMN BROTHA!

[JBird217]

haha my LTC at my regular ROTC program says "one tubby tubby" while we do sit ups LOL

[Enethil]

brip brip brip brip brip, what are you laughing at pigboy?!

[txturtlelytiger]

I wish that my sorry azz JROTC took "IT" seriously like major Payne

[Redneck322]

O-HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[djscrewlicious357]

give me 25 push-ups now count em out lolx

[Rawk4Life]

I love how Major Payne yelled in D's ear "I am not your damn brotha" because they are real life brothers lol.

[TheIronwarrior74]

@Rawk4Life they're not real life brothers, he's Damon's real life nephew

[Rawk4Life]

@TheIronwarrior74 Either way, they are related. Plus, since Damon has about 6 or 7 brothers, it's easy to mistake his nephew as his younger brother don't ya think?

[TheIronwarrior74]

@Rawk4Life he has 5 sisters, one of them Kim was on In Living Color and four brothers who also all appeared on In Living Color. You're right about one thing the Wayans family really do look alike

[Rawk4Life]

@TheIronwarrior74 Who's his fourth brother? Keenan, Shawn, and Marlon were the siblings of his that appeared on In Living Color other than Damon and Kim.

[TheIronwarrior74]

@Rawk4Life they have an older brother Dwayne, who's a writer and film composer who did work on his brothers' films

[jamiyatjw]

one tubby tubby...two tubby tubby

[ALLERTORLOVER69]

one tubby tubby cmon porkchop two tubby tubby HOO

[Mr13allin]

Wat are you lookin at ass eyes??

[100pdizzle]

lol.... freckled face cartoon, LOL!!!

[gangoux69]

I AAAAMMM NOT YOUR DAMN BROTHA!!!!!!

[MajorpayneCA]

haha love this movie

[eustacefan]

did the boys get their hair back in the end? did major paybne learn to love others and care about others?

[Batistamaniac1]

"What the hell was dat u lil freckled face cartoon?!"

lmao i die laughin everytime that part comes up.

[BeautifulRuin1312]

"ONE TUBBY TUBBY, COME ON PORKCHOP ,TWO TUBBY TUBBY!!!!" LMFAO

[TATELANDDOG]

FLIPPIN BURGERS IS MY BUSINESS AND BUSINESS IS GOOD UP THE IRONS FROM LOUISIANA

[MrLegislater]

Payne: What are you lookin at ASS EYES!?

Ass-Eyes: Nothin Sir!

Payne: You plotting on me Boi!?

Ass-Eyes: No Sir!

Payne: Well let me tell you something, Ass-Eyes....

LMFAO!!!

[tonysoprano85]

How can anyone not like this movie

[TRENT32]

Dude my Dad had to make me stop watching this cause i d watch it like 4 - 5 times a day!

[realzone3]

3 people agent orange must be acting up!

[akinadownhillace]

He reminds me of DS Hunt "

DS Hunt- "Sahi!"

Sahi - "Yes Drill Sergeant?"

DS Hunt - "Where the fuck you from guy?!" \Sahi - "Los Angeles Drill Sergeant." DS Hunt - "Bull shit muthfucker! You look like the enemy! I'll be watching you!"

[SuperPlayboy89]

@akinadownhillace were was this from

[akinadownhillace]

@SuperPlayboy89 Basic training, Fort Sill

[brandomitejr]

Poo hoo

[Lwis2]

Killin' is my business ladies and business is good!

[JandEwatch]

i know its not in this scene but my favorite quote is " That was until charely planted plastic explosives on the bridge. and just as the little engine was make ing his way across the tressa... (BOOOOOOOM)"

[MaxPayneIzRudog]

I love this movie, especially the train story :D

[kellenwhitehead]

What was that you little freckled face cartoon?!?!

[Navybluthrd002]

@kellenwhitehead LOL

[jackk2016]

*rubs forehead twice*

[beatles1ize]

"let me see that belly roll" lmao! xD

[SaxKing52]

I AM NOT YOUR DAMN BROTHER!

[15godfather1]

i don't get the girlfriends lines

[OneTrueEdge]

@15godfather1 It's African-American slang. So it's understandable.

[15godfather1]

@OneTrueEdge i understand what he is saying. i just don't get the meaning

[OneTrueEdge]

@15godfather1 Which things?

[Firefighter2641]

Whats yo name Girlfran?

[Navybluthrd002]

You remind me of the dough boy, if I poke ur stomach, will it make u go, Ah, hoo oo, LOL. I love that part.

[HelmAragorn]

My ROTC battalion went to Parris Island on a trip and this was nothing like those Marine Corps, DI's. Staff Sgt Smith was a little Puerto Rican guy and when he screamed at you his voice got really high pitch, i almost asked him if he was Justin Bieber. & He cussed like a Sailor.

[leandean100]

IHHHH....AM NOT YO DAYUM BROTHA....NOW GIVE ME TWENTY SQUAT THRUSTS NOWWWW !!!!!!!!!

[monptii]

"I am not ur damn brother" < loool

[Deanbass77]

ONE tubby tubby, come on pork chop! TWO TUBBY TUBBY!

[KBoppette]

Dammit, I wish I could find this online somewhere, streamed.... it's impossible for me to get my hands on the DVD ;o;

[OneTrueEdge]

YOU PLOTTIN' ON ME BOI'!?

[dapolishmobster]

LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN ASS EYES... WHEN A MAN GETS TO EYEBALLIN ME IT GETS MY AGENT ORANGE ACTIN UP!

[w0lfb0y96]

if i poke you will it make you go ohoooo.

[bestgamer2112]

What happens if you talk back to a drill sargent?

[alviarose]

@bestgamer2112 went to paris island for ROTC dont just dont or you will see hades

[NiceHotCupOfBro]

@bestgamer2112 Nobody hears from you again.

[musson20]

what the hell was that you little freckled-faced cartoon!??

[darkllord23]

uhhhh huhuhuhu

[AgentMorris94]

Question, how in the hell did you upload this from an Android phone?

[ESC70737]

0:02 the sherminator

[Fernandez3995]

What gets jacked up when someone eyeballs him?

[shunnymac09]

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT U LITTLE FRECKLE FACE CARTOON?!!!! LMAO!!!!

[ozzyosbournefan08]

@shunnymac09 What r u lookin at ass eyes?! ROFL!!!

[dethbang13]

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE AN ANCHOR GLOBE AND EAGLE ON HIS FUCKINN BLOUSE, WHEN THIS MAJOR WITH A SMOKY BEAR ON IS CLEARLY IN THE UNITED STATES ARMY!?

[tigerbait134]

@dethbang13 because he started his own branch of military

[themousemaster]

I AIN'T YOUR DAMN BROTHA!

[nightfrog65]

One tubby tubby! 

[KenWG3133]

You plottin on me boy?!?!!?

[TheNight12100]

What the hell was that you little freckled faced cartoon?

[MyLifeAsAubrey]

i love this movie i grew up watching it and keep catching more of the jokes as i get older its the perfect family movie

[Timmeh360]

Lol Sherminator.

[ForceMaximus84]

@Timmeh360 HOLY S@&T!!! IT IS!!!!!!

[boywonder850]

blt blt blt wut are u laffin at

[Levination]

@boywonder850 you find a piece of candy in your pocket. hahaha

[TheSLK33]

What are you lookin' at ass eyes, nothing SIR, you plottin on me? LOL

[RDdaNINJA]

You little turd.

[jblackburn81]

Drop down and give me 25 push-ups now! Count um out!

[HermitTheFrog21]

So funny! Gotta Love it

[theer1ca]

One, tubby tubby! C'mon porkchop! Two, chubby chubby!

[TheWartHawg]

Anybody who has ever been through boot camp knows how accurate this portrayal is of a DI/MTI. They have a ready insult for everybody in any possible situation specifically put together to make someone else L his FAO at your misfortune so he could light into someone else. And if you thought your mom had eyes in the back of her head when you were a kid...she had NOTHING on a drill seargent.

[SimonBC778]

haha "you find a piece of candy in yo pocket?

"

[askain111]

WAR HAS MADE ME VERY PARANOID AND WHEN A MAN GETS THE EYEBALLING ME I GET THE URGE TO KILL!!!!

[DevilJin880]

Lmao. I love you for uploading this.. xDD I've been looking for this scene for so long!

[PVSMortalKombatFan]

What the hell was that you little freckle face cartoon?! LMFAO!!!!!!!

[ozzyosbournefan08]

"what r u lookin at ass eyes?" xD best part

[r2k3982]

Opie= The Sherminator

[KLuTch23gaming]

This is Hilarious !!!! Greatest movie ever.



[guysdontlie]

Lol LOVE THIS FUCKING MOVIE!

[1msbabygotback]

I AM NOT YOUR DAMN BROTHER!

[sindrake7]

well i guess i'll be the first to comment on this video...if they wouldve went to boot camp MCRD like the way they were in this video then the drill in instructors would have a filed day of none stop DIRT TIME.