OMG I CANT BELIEVE THIS FUCKING SONG...BLASPHEMY IS WHAT THIS IS HAHAHA YOU WISH ALL THE FORTUNE YOU MAY HAVE .DONT YOU WISH YOU CAN TAKE IT ALL WHEN YOU DIE....IN THE END ONLY YOUR SOUL WILL KNOW IF YOU BELONG TO SATAN OR THE LORD..
And I suppose you don't know how much money they put into Missions and poverty. They are doing a huuuuggge work all over the world with women with aids, compassion children support, child trafficking etc just to name a few and they always encourage those who attend conferences etc to have a heart for the lost. Wake up and don't read everything you see!!!
My ex was a hill$ong member, she would pay aound 10% of her income as tithe. She was the most delusional person I have ever met. She believed the Earth was 6000 years old and that noah collected two of every species on the planet to save them from a global flood!
It's sad that people think the "Christianity" they see on TV is really Christianity. Christianity is not and never was about getting rich--the first disciples were poor and naked, the lowest of all people, beaten, flogged, and crucified for Jesus---yet propesrity preachers these days falsly teach Christianity is about God giving financial blessings, when it is really about God saving the sinful, and weak human soul through Jesus Christ and about spiritual wealth, not physical wealth.
TRASHING the 4th commandment/Saturday sabbath (MEMORIAL OF CREATION) is the most obvious religious con job/deception on EARTH. Just compare how 99% of the church use ACTS 20:7 and never teach about ACTS 13:42-44, 16:13, 17:2 and 18:4. If PAUL trashed the sabbath, why didn't he warn all of the gentiles in ACTS to stop hanging around the Jews and come worship with him on the SUNday/Lord's day? Anti-evolutionists shoot their creation campaign in the foot by deleting the weekly creation reminder
@gettalifenow Wow, your mentally insane. Take a step back and look what you've typed. It's looks like maths exam. Is that anyway to get in touch with your soul?
@Gurrier Thanks for the reply. My post is a heads up to warn about one of the biggest decpetions in churchianity. MATT 24:24 wil be fulfilled soon. Only those involved in knowing about ths will have any clue as to what I am posting about.
hahaaa i am a Christian and I even find this funny...it has some unfortunate truth to it..but I do admire most of Hillsong's work - their songs have gotten me through a lot of tough times in life.
Yea Thats what its All about the money commenth to me, Yea Damit ,I want rolls, I want Ocean Front Property with Palm Trees. I want all the friends money can buy, I want to live high on the hog, Wow very powerful song should be in all the churches.
Yeah, he did. He didn't use the word 'stupid", but he was marveling at how far he could go along obviously insulting peoples' intelligence and taking advantage of them... it's also satire, and not from the church itself.
By saying that you have proven yourself more ignorant than me, an American. It's also ignorant to think those things you mentioned haven't been around since the dawn of man.
Come on man, stupid people are stupid people they've been around for ages and they always will be believing their retarded bullshit and shelling out cash to smarter people who profit from manipulating them.
And "assininity" isn't a word, use "asinine" next time.
ASSininity isn't a word, the "ass" is completely unnecessary as asininity already denotes something stupid like adding unnecessary emphasis on a word.
Second, my point was that they were swindling other people who are not Americans, meaning we are smarter than you, by your logic, because we obviously know how to manipulate you into giving us your cash so easily.
Only psychical, means only in the picture, that you make of him. God just means good.
the most good and good in every aspect of life. So this is when god manifests on earth.
The prophets were so good, that people called it a miracle. So you can see god in yourself, somebody else, that you admire, or simply anybody who does overwhelmingly good acts for the benefit of someone else.
Your arrogant, disrespectful words discredit your paper thin argument. Due to the fact that a multitude of well established religions exist, in addition to countless individual beliefs, the perception of God is clearly open to interpretation.
Believing in a God who actually cares about all the bullshit in your pathetic insignificant life is retarded, dumbass.
The universe is GIGANTIC it's so big that YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND ITS SIZE (I know this for a fact, I can't either, very few people can.) Think about how small you are compared to that, you are NOTHING, we are all NOTHING; all your religion seeks to do is distract from that very fact.
Why? Because the thought that we are essentially alone scares the living shit out of you.
It scares you so fucking much that your brain actually sets up a defense mechanism so you can continue living in denial about that. It doesn't think you can handle the shock of knowing there isn't an all-powerful god at your side, it actually makes you "feel" the presence of God so your mind isn't bothered by your whining.
And you are scared SHITLESS that you might not get to live forever in God's condo, you can't handle the fact that THERE IS AN END TO IT ALL. But hey, that's faith.
Its time that we tax corporate religion. It is a total drain on society. Best way to beat it is for everyone to be come a tax-free church and a Republican. That way the tax situation would be equalized and we'd have to actually look at the politician's platform, not vote because of fear of non-bible-beaters. The Mek people with penis gourds on in Papua New Ginuea believe in spirits in the sky. When will we stop believing in make-believe super-heros? Science=Reality. Religion=fantasy.
Hopefully more people will realize Religion is big business.
Why on would the "Creator of Heaven and Earth" need man made creations?
Check out the book 'The Politics of Jesus'. It points out how religion is used.
I have realized I am too environmentally and socially conscious to be "religious" so thank you Jesus, Praise be to Allah, shout out to Budda and the various other deities floating out there. LOL!
Ahhh.. Australia's Chaser boys do it again, Satirically hitting the nail on the head! I'm consistently amazed by how any Americans (a gross generalisation here, yes) seem to not recognise satire, and/or get a twang in their trigger-button and spring to life to start debating and defending their varioius stand-points, fighting tooth and nail, once again proving the broader point made by such satire...
Do not twist my words! I NEVER said he was going to hell. That's for himself to decide. I said he was going to feel stupid kneeling in front of the Creator of the Universe, after this pitiful act. As to who foolboy is, I let you decide.
I think you mean Zeitgeist. It's not even close to being accurate about Christianity. 2 of it's major arguments, that the works of Josephus are known to be fraudulent, and the link of 3s in other religions to the 3 wise men, are phenomenally wrong.
First, no scholars believe the works of Josephus are anything but the very best Roman history available.
2nd, the Bible doesn't even MENTION 3 wise men. The Bible simply says WISE MEN.
Zeitgeist makes up stuff to claim the Bible makes stuff up.
The writings of Josephus have long been questioned by many scholars and even by Christian apologists, anyone who cares can check for themselves google, Bishop Warburton Josephus, for starters. Dr. Bart Ehrman has an lecture on Youtube and his book Misquoting Jesus is an excellent and interesting read that addresses many falsehoods in the bible.
Doesn't the bible also say that you have to kill everyone who doesn't believe in god (notice I didn't capitalize "god") or believes in a different god? Does that sound.. sane to you? I think not.
I'm an Atheist. I live by my own morals.. which are much better than the morals the bible preaches. I'm willing to bet more people like me than like you, PETEZZZZ.
Steely, no it doesn't say that. People should read the Book, before quoting it, with all due respect. As with any work, you can pick apart the Bible to try and make it say anything. It should be taken in context as a whole. The message is, God exists. He is good. He created perfection. The creation, with its own free will, turned against Him. He came down to fix it up. All we have to do is except it. Nothing else. Whether you believe it or not, is your choice. No one is going to hurt anybody.
Would you watch over doing nothing while I inject malaria into your mother?
If no, then why does God watch over doing nothing when (Devil/"Original Sin"/Mosquito) injects malaria into millions of innocent kids throughout the world?
Doesn't that mean God has a lot to learn about morality/justice from you?
No Anti, it means Man turned from obeying God to obeying a fallen angel. Man wanted things his own way. So God, being the gentleman He is, let him have it. This is why we live in a fallen world, with malaria spewing mosquitoes.
petezzzz, You say Man's freewill gets/got him into trouble.
1. Adam & Eve never knew it was bad to disobey God before they used their freewill to know good and evil to know it was bad to disobey God.
2. God gave freewill to Man, planted the Tree and knew the Devil was making Man fall in the Garden with his omniscience and did nothing about it just like he does nothing about Malaria.
Ergo, God has to learn a lot about justice/morality from you petezzzz.
There is no way to claim that God is all powerful and then say he is powerless to stop the Devil.. it is a contradiction. If god created everything and is all powerful then the idea of removing responsibility from God and placing responsibility on something else is not supportable
Anti, first of all thank you for this civilized conversation. Adam and Eve DID know it was bad to disobey God. He told them personally. Gen 2:17 But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.
God is not powerless to destroy the devil. He could do it with a mere thought. But that's not the way He operates. He has a point to make to His creation and wants to achieve that through love, not violence.
It is also important to not judge an infinate, perfect and superior being, like the living God, by the actions of an imperfect, fallen, creature like man. Forget what many people do "in the name of a god" and their ridiculous rituals. That is not who the God of the Bible is. You should try to view Him as a loving father towards his disobedient child. He is never willing the child fall and get hurt. But after many warnings the child still don't listen, he lets him go and learn the hard way.
Wow. This was actually very stupid. I usually laugh at parodies, but really didn't find this funny- and i don't mean in a serious way. It was actually stupid.
Sadly, as an ex-member and leader of the Church they are parodying, it's impossible not to see the truth in it. With Geoff Bullock having a gut-full of it and leaving the Church, many had thought it would wake people up. After looking through their website, it's obvious that Brian and Bobbie's lust for the things of this world has only increased. So I'm not sure if this video really can be considered a parody actually, it's too close to how it really is.
Religion is a total scam and I have been saying this FOR YEARS. After I started to get educated and see how mean and selfish relgious people are, I became an athiest.
Sir, it would simply be in my best interest if you would eat the peanuts out of my shit and chew them very slowly.
There is no God or Jehova. There is only Allah. If you don't believe me, ask anyone in the Middle-East. They will tell you all about Allah. You can go to Allah's web site and send him an email and he will reply confirming to you that it's in my best interest that you chew those peanuts slowly and with a grin.
This hillsong group and how they operate is completely about cash!!! This is no joke. I went to a church called the WAVE in VA and the preacher came from there. He literally talks about how rich he is on stage and the hundreds of dollars he spends to send his kids to day spas, while there are seriously needy people in the audience. There is also no accountability of where the money goes and they won't show the book the books to anyone even though he claims on stage that he will if you ask.
Of course, this is satire used to expose something very real. Go there, and you will know that at the heart of it. It' no joke. They aren't as blatant as this video in real life, but it's pretty damn close.
Haha love the chaser! Fuck religion fuck everything!
TheDrewpdog 7 months ago
i think some of you think this is real ahahh
tnable182 7 months ago
OMG I CANT BELIEVE THIS FUCKING SONG...BLASPHEMY IS WHAT THIS IS HAHAHA YOU WISH ALL THE FORTUNE YOU MAY HAVE .DONT YOU WISH YOU CAN TAKE IT ALL WHEN YOU DIE....IN THE END ONLY YOUR SOUL WILL KNOW IF YOU BELONG TO SATAN OR THE LORD..
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187missjane 8 months ago
wonder if these guys are atheists or christians? I doubt the latter given the lingo
78wattie 1 year ago
Perfect! Couldn't be said any clearer than that.
mtnbiker1974 1 year ago
I can feel the spirit moving!
TVWriterGuy 1 year ago
"Again I say to you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God."
Matthew 19:24
Wbeliever7 1 year ago
Hallelujah.....let us PREY!
logansGT 1 year ago
And I suppose you don't know how much money they put into Missions and poverty. They are doing a huuuuggge work all over the world with women with aids, compassion children support, child trafficking etc just to name a few and they always encourage those who attend conferences etc to have a heart for the lost. Wake up and don't read everything you see!!!
ilovetosingtogod 1 year ago
My ex was a hill$ong member, she would pay aound 10% of her income as tithe. She was the most delusional person I have ever met. She believed the Earth was 6000 years old and that noah collected two of every species on the planet to save them from a global flood!
newfagscanttrif0rce 1 year ago
funniest song about religion ever
AIDINSWE 1 year ago 2
what's awful about this video is that it's a realistic depiction of the bullshit you see on TV
schillbj 1 year ago 2
It's sad that people think the "Christianity" they see on TV is really Christianity. Christianity is not and never was about getting rich--the first disciples were poor and naked, the lowest of all people, beaten, flogged, and crucified for Jesus---yet propesrity preachers these days falsly teach Christianity is about God giving financial blessings, when it is really about God saving the sinful, and weak human soul through Jesus Christ and about spiritual wealth, not physical wealth.
Dejan2116 2 years ago 4
@Dejan2116
Cool mythology bro.
newfagscanttrif0rce 1 year ago
@Dejan2116 brilliantly said
Wbeliever7 1 year ago
@Dejan2116 You represent probably 1% of Christianity.
thenofxer 5 months ago
TRASHING the 4th commandment/Saturday sabbath (MEMORIAL OF CREATION) is the most obvious religious con job/deception on EARTH. Just compare how 99% of the church use ACTS 20:7 and never teach about ACTS 13:42-44, 16:13, 17:2 and 18:4. If PAUL trashed the sabbath, why didn't he warn all of the gentiles in ACTS to stop hanging around the Jews and come worship with him on the SUNday/Lord's day? Anti-evolutionists shoot their creation campaign in the foot by deleting the weekly creation reminder
gettalifenow 2 years ago
@gettalifenow Wow, your mentally insane. Take a step back and look what you've typed. It's looks like maths exam. Is that anyway to get in touch with your soul?
Gurrier 2 years ago
@Gurrier Thanks for the reply. My post is a heads up to warn about one of the biggest decpetions in churchianity. MATT 24:24 wil be fulfilled soon. Only those involved in knowing about ths will have any clue as to what I am posting about.
Grace and mercy to you
Go with JESUS or go with man and die
gettalifenow 2 years ago
@gettalifenow People fulfill what me cause to be fulfilled. There is no secret code
Gurrier 2 years ago
this is all fake
honorio377 2 years ago
Church MUST BECOME MINDFUL OF THERE REPUTATIONS@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!
LighthouseJC 2 years ago
hahaaa i am a Christian and I even find this funny...it has some unfortunate truth to it..but I do admire most of Hillsong's work - their songs have gotten me through a lot of tough times in life.
bronteeileen 2 years ago
Hahaha, this is perfect. Exactly what Chaser would want from a clip such as this - for it to be considered to be the real deal.
lpug21 2 years ago
Even as an American I know who the Chasers are, LOL!!!!! I like their parodies.
AcademicTheologian 2 years ago
I'm going to the Promised Land.... in my brand new Cadillac. Why would anyone believe a minister named Creflo A. Dollar is beyond me.
DevilotsAdvocate 2 years ago
This is the Chaser's War on Everything.
Bertramsharpshot 2 years ago
Yea Thats what its All about the money commenth to me, Yea Damit ,I want rolls, I want Ocean Front Property with Palm Trees. I want all the friends money can buy, I want to live high on the hog, Wow very powerful song should be in all the churches.
GiacomcC 2 years ago
LOL.....
scifihunnybunny 2 years ago
NO, no one knows what the people in hillsong look like, because no one fn cares. But this shizitnit rite here waz funny as dogs balls.
4me2cclearly 3 years ago
My God people, that's not really Hillsong. Do you not know what the people in hillsong look like? Jesus, open your eyes.
tcook242008 3 years ago
Yea. These are the War on Everything guys, from Australia.
This is supposed to be comedy.
otherwisesaid 2 years ago
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StupidLittleNobody 2 years ago
LOL
SatansMullet 3 years ago
HAAAAA
LBTennis 3 years ago
how much time did it take to put this one together. I wonder how fun the cast party was.
PowerhouseArts 3 years ago
Hill$ong so has this coming.
Neeeeerd 3 years ago 8
Hill$ong suck
Xavier350 3 years ago
"For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God. 1Corinthians 1:18"...
charity1010 3 years ago
And people think they are saved because they love contemporary Christian music when there has been no rebirth.
darthfocus 3 years ago
U r stupid if you fall for that crap.
Aniihya 2 years ago
I find this video offensive because they don't say "Praise Allah".
z28com 3 years ago 2
"I've got all of heaven's riches, because of all you stupid bitches."
yerk3 3 years ago
ur all fucking st00PiD. especially u JesusLovesUSA. that singing twit didn't call the audience st00PiD. u used false advertising
MutantBamHammer 3 years ago
Yeah, he did. He didn't use the word 'stupid", but he was marveling at how far he could go along obviously insulting peoples' intelligence and taking advantage of them... it's also satire, and not from the church itself.
Maybe you should try listening.
AshillaBeige 3 years ago
IT'S A SKETCH SHOW.
hypernation2007 3 years ago
"it's also satire, and not from the church itself."
No shit, Sherlock. What was your first clue?
AshillaBeige 3 years ago
SmellySKunk:
What, in the name of dog, are you raving about ?
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tellnet 3 years ago
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Not far from the reality of American assinity.
America patented gullibility, refined moronity, relinquished trust to a delusion and thrives on ignorance
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tellnet 3 years ago
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assininity
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tellnet 3 years ago
My mistake, it is a word, the rest still stands though.
ShaolinSKunk 3 years ago
It's spelled with one "s" though.
ShaolinSKunk 3 years ago
By saying that you have proven yourself more ignorant than me, an American. It's also ignorant to think those things you mentioned haven't been around since the dawn of man.
Come on man, stupid people are stupid people they've been around for ages and they always will be believing their retarded bullshit and shelling out cash to smarter people who profit from manipulating them.
And "assininity" isn't a word, use "asinine" next time.
ShaolinSKunk 3 years ago
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That shit just does not happen here.
IT IS a unique American idiocy
Here, it is fraud.
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tellnet 3 years ago
cracked(DOT)com/article_15892_5-ballsiest-con-artists-all-time(DOT)html
Only two of those swindle Americans, so stfu; or did you forget that history is relevant?
ShaolinSKunk 3 years ago
Not that there is ANY relevance in using 5 fraudsters as your example -
- but, of the 5 listed as "The 5 Ballsiest Con Artists of All Time" 4 ARE American
= 80% of the greatest fuckwits of all time are yanks - by YOUR reckoning - include yourself and it becomes 80.0001%.
tellnet 3 years ago
Actually, counting the Fox sisters individually, 6 out of 7 ARE AMERICAN = 86%
And ASSininity is a subtlety that obviously circumnavigated your cranial appendage
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tellnet 3 years ago
ASSininity isn't a word, the "ass" is completely unnecessary as asininity already denotes something stupid like adding unnecessary emphasis on a word.
Second, my point was that they were swindling other people who are not Americans, meaning we are smarter than you, by your logic, because we obviously know how to manipulate you into giving us your cash so easily.
Ponzi=Italian
Hinn=Israeli
Fox sisters=American
McGregor=Scottish
Abagnale=American
2/5
Learn to read, jackass
ShaolinSKunk 3 years ago
Holy crap, how stupid are the ones thinking this is real?
It's "The Chaser's War On Everything", an Australian comedy/satire series!
tallaussiebloke 3 years ago 3
? is this real?
adriancfrancis 4 years ago
quite the enditement of modern christianity and the fundamentalist/born again ethos.
relytnosnhoj 4 years ago
This is the true meaning of religion.
Nebzz 4 years ago
god does not live in a physical way, dumbass.
Only psychical, means only in the picture, that you make of him. God just means good.
the most good and good in every aspect of life. So this is when god manifests on earth.
The prophets were so good, that people called it a miracle. So you can see god in yourself, somebody else, that you admire, or simply anybody who does overwhelmingly good acts for the benefit of someone else.
Thomas1986 4 years ago
Your arrogant, disrespectful words discredit your paper thin argument. Due to the fact that a multitude of well established religions exist, in addition to countless individual beliefs, the perception of God is clearly open to interpretation.
matrixhed 3 years ago
Believing in a God who actually cares about all the bullshit in your pathetic insignificant life is retarded, dumbass.
The universe is GIGANTIC it's so big that YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND ITS SIZE (I know this for a fact, I can't either, very few people can.) Think about how small you are compared to that, you are NOTHING, we are all NOTHING; all your religion seeks to do is distract from that very fact.
Why? Because the thought that we are essentially alone scares the living shit out of you.
ShaolinSKunk 3 years ago
It scares you so fucking much that your brain actually sets up a defense mechanism so you can continue living in denial about that. It doesn't think you can handle the shock of knowing there isn't an all-powerful god at your side, it actually makes you "feel" the presence of God so your mind isn't bothered by your whining.
And you are scared SHITLESS that you might not get to live forever in God's condo, you can't handle the fact that THERE IS AN END TO IT ALL. But hey, that's faith.
ShaolinSKunk 3 years ago
Yeah, faith is the world's best engineered propaganda tactic. "You can't prove me wrong (to me) because I know what I know."
oldbreadandgrandsonA 3 years ago 2
Ohhhh......Jesus Christ!
eekdog2005 4 years ago
Its time that we tax corporate religion. It is a total drain on society. Best way to beat it is for everyone to be come a tax-free church and a Republican. That way the tax situation would be equalized and we'd have to actually look at the politician's platform, not vote because of fear of non-bible-beaters. The Mek people with penis gourds on in Papua New Ginuea believe in spirits in the sky. When will we stop believing in make-believe super-heros? Science=Reality. Religion=fantasy.
Yavor54 4 years ago
LOL! This is freaking funny.
Hopefully more people will realize Religion is big business.
Why on would the "Creator of Heaven and Earth" need man made creations?
Check out the book 'The Politics of Jesus'. It points out how religion is used.
I have realized I am too environmentally and socially conscious to be "religious" so thank you Jesus, Praise be to Allah, shout out to Budda and the various other deities floating out there. LOL!
thewritepassion 4 years ago
Sometimes people can't separate God from religion and end up walking away from them both.
israelandersonvideo 4 years ago
uhhhm what???
Rastabob2006 4 years ago
Chaser's war.
coheedcollapse 4 years ago
Ahhh.. Australia's Chaser boys do it again, Satirically hitting the nail on the head! I'm consistently amazed by how any Americans (a gross generalisation here, yes) seem to not recognise satire, and/or get a twang in their trigger-button and spring to life to start debating and defending their varioius stand-points, fighting tooth and nail, once again proving the broader point made by such satire...
tbn97 4 years ago
This is clearly a dig at evangelical mega-churchianity.
DdraigX 4 years ago
great video, I love it!
lestat730 4 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Foolboy is going to feel pretty stupid one day, kneeling in front of the God he is mocking.
God sends no one to hell. People choose to go there themselves. Like foolboy here.
petezzzz 4 years ago
Who is foolboy? And why are so sure that he will go to hell?
antinominianist 4 years ago
Do not twist my words! I NEVER said he was going to hell. That's for himself to decide. I said he was going to feel stupid kneeling in front of the Creator of the Universe, after this pitiful act. As to who foolboy is, I let you decide.
petezzzz 4 years ago
Everyone knows God isn't real, he's like santa clause.
Zer0N1nja 4 years ago 3
..and before anyone gets to "offended" by my choice of words, these are the Words of the Lord Himself. So take it up with Him.
Psa 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
petezzzz 4 years ago
Here's the rest, for anyone willing to hear it:
Psa 14:2 The LORD looked down from heaven upon the children of men, to see if there were any that did understand, and seek God.
Psa 14:3 They are all gone aside, they are all together become filthy: there is none that doeth good, no, not one.
Psa 14:4 Have all the workers of iniquity no knowledge? who eat up my people as they eat bread, and call not upon the LORD.
petezzzz 4 years ago
watch zeigheist if you dare..
shinendeeneadie 4 years ago
I think you mean Zeitgeist. It's not even close to being accurate about Christianity. 2 of it's major arguments, that the works of Josephus are known to be fraudulent, and the link of 3s in other religions to the 3 wise men, are phenomenally wrong.
First, no scholars believe the works of Josephus are anything but the very best Roman history available.
2nd, the Bible doesn't even MENTION 3 wise men. The Bible simply says WISE MEN.
Zeitgeist makes up stuff to claim the Bible makes stuff up.
israelandersonvideo 4 years ago
The writings of Josephus have long been questioned by many scholars and even by Christian apologists, anyone who cares can check for themselves google, Bishop Warburton Josephus, for starters. Dr. Bart Ehrman has an lecture on Youtube and his book Misquoting Jesus is an excellent and interesting read that addresses many falsehoods in the bible.
Ender1zero1 4 years ago
Doesn't the bible also say that you have to kill everyone who doesn't believe in god (notice I didn't capitalize "god") or believes in a different god? Does that sound.. sane to you? I think not.
I'm an Atheist. I live by my own morals.. which are much better than the morals the bible preaches. I'm willing to bet more people like me than like you, PETEZZZZ.
steelystan 4 years ago
Steely, no it doesn't say that. People should read the Book, before quoting it, with all due respect. As with any work, you can pick apart the Bible to try and make it say anything. It should be taken in context as a whole. The message is, God exists. He is good. He created perfection. The creation, with its own free will, turned against Him. He came down to fix it up. All we have to do is except it. Nothing else. Whether you believe it or not, is your choice. No one is going to hurt anybody.
petezzzz 4 years ago
@petezzzz
Would you watch over doing nothing while I inject malaria into your mother?
If no, then why does God watch over doing nothing when (Devil/"Original Sin"/Mosquito) injects malaria into millions of innocent kids throughout the world?
Doesn't that mean God has a lot to learn about morality/justice from you?
antinominianist 4 years ago
No Anti, it means Man turned from obeying God to obeying a fallen angel. Man wanted things his own way. So God, being the gentleman He is, let him have it. This is why we live in a fallen world, with malaria spewing mosquitoes.
petezzzz 4 years ago
petezzzz, You say Man's freewill gets/got him into trouble.
1. Adam & Eve never knew it was bad to disobey God before they used their freewill to know good and evil to know it was bad to disobey God.
2. God gave freewill to Man, planted the Tree and knew the Devil was making Man fall in the Garden with his omniscience and did nothing about it just like he does nothing about Malaria.
antinominianist 4 years ago
Ergo, God has to learn a lot about justice/morality from you petezzzz.
There is no way to claim that God is all powerful and then say he is powerless to stop the Devil.. it is a contradiction. If god created everything and is all powerful then the idea of removing responsibility from God and placing responsibility on something else is not supportable
antinominianist 4 years ago
Anti, first of all thank you for this civilized conversation. Adam and Eve DID know it was bad to disobey God. He told them personally. Gen 2:17 But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.
God is not powerless to destroy the devil. He could do it with a mere thought. But that's not the way He operates. He has a point to make to His creation and wants to achieve that through love, not violence.
petezzzz 4 years ago
It is also important to not judge an infinate, perfect and superior being, like the living God, by the actions of an imperfect, fallen, creature like man. Forget what many people do "in the name of a god" and their ridiculous rituals. That is not who the God of the Bible is. You should try to view Him as a loving father towards his disobedient child. He is never willing the child fall and get hurt. But after many warnings the child still don't listen, he lets him go and learn the hard way.
petezzzz 4 years ago
Wow. This was actually very stupid. I usually laugh at parodies, but really didn't find this funny- and i don't mean in a serious way. It was actually stupid.
flea25 4 years ago
Actually Santa is real... he's just dead. I've seen his house it's in Turkey.
bharman19 4 years ago
Sadly, as an ex-member and leader of the Church they are parodying, it's impossible not to see the truth in it. With Geoff Bullock having a gut-full of it and leaving the Church, many had thought it would wake people up. After looking through their website, it's obvious that Brian and Bobbie's lust for the things of this world has only increased. So I'm not sure if this video really can be considered a parody actually, it's too close to how it really is.
israelandersonvideo 4 years ago 7
this is just a skit chasers war on everything
levshani 4 years ago
If GOD exists then that means SANTA is REAL. Owned!!
cristiannnnn 4 years ago
lol.
kdwormy 4 years ago
This isn't real. This is a skit by The Chasers featured on the Chasers War On Everything in Australia.
westernways 4 years ago 3
Yeah, I thought it looked a little scripted..
mackincheese 4 years ago
THERE IS NO GOD
They are stupid faggots.
scientistwriter 4 years ago
Wow you're an idiot.
hypernation2007 4 years ago
What evidence do you have that God exists? Oh wait none.
scientistwriter 4 years ago 5
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That's why it's called faith. :P
fourthguy 4 years ago
Thats also why its called 'stupid'.
kdwormy 4 years ago
If you can prove to the world that god does not exist in some form or another, please do, otherwise don't bother. :P
fourthguy 4 years ago
You cannot prove a negative dumbass.
scientistwriter 4 years ago
Strictly speaking, something that is non-existent (like a god, in your case) is nothing, not a negative.
fourthguy 4 years ago
Yes, because belief in God is based on evidence.
mackincheese 4 years ago
Brilliant stuff!!
So true too.
xadlite 4 years ago 3
Is that the guy from Muse?
BrianShaneRushton 4 years ago
Thanks to all you stupid bitches! luv it!
LAWAGO 4 years ago
Thats disgraceful and some what offending. Yet quite funny. I feel so dirty!
ilikemonkeys2 4 years ago
Amen brother
LAWAGO 4 years ago
No, you geniuses, it's not real.
fuze44 4 years ago
this is the platonic form of televangelism, all other examples are temporary amd imperfect
joebonk 4 years ago
Thanks Digg
Lancer010 4 years ago
there's no way this is real haha:]
pigsaysmoooo 4 years ago
There are no words for how slow you must be.
hypernation2007 4 years ago
hahaha i think you should write that it was on the Chaser, people seem to be stupid.
badadup 4 years ago
mhahaah nice!
war59312 4 years ago
This is from Chaser's. Inaccurate title. Stop creating lies to further a point.
jayobear 4 years ago
funny hehe, but audience and singer are never in the same frame
gohantsubu 4 years ago
BOOOOOOOOOOO! Religion sucks. This is just more proof.
TwoLOUDsrEVIAL 4 years ago
lock em and throw aways the key i tells ya... the Don would be rolling in his grave i tells ya
zzzTrip 4 years ago
Hahah. This song is fucking dope.
relyerone 4 years ago
This is completely fake :/
Geobon 4 years ago
NO. SHIT. SHERLOCK.
Paradiddler45 4 years ago
Didn't catch the word satire on digg
Was too late to fix my comment :/
Geobon 4 years ago
lol
craigtso3 4 years ago
Religion is a total scam and I have been saying this FOR YEARS. After I started to get educated and see how mean and selfish relgious people are, I became an athiest.
z28com 4 years ago
You stopped believing in god when you found out religious people were mean?
I'm an atheist myself, but that's extremely weird logic.
AustralianStallion90 4 years ago
Like somebody else said... if God exists, we wouldn't have GW Bush.
z28com 4 years ago
You have HORRIBLE logic.
AustralianStallion90 4 years ago 2
Sir, it would simply be in my best interest if you would eat the peanuts out of my shit and chew them very slowly.
There is no God or Jehova. There is only Allah. If you don't believe me, ask anyone in the Middle-East. They will tell you all about Allah. You can go to Allah's web site and send him an email and he will reply confirming to you that it's in my best interest that you chew those peanuts slowly and with a grin.
z28com 4 years ago
hhhahahaa!!! PS this soudns great on audio preview. sdlfasdfjklkvgafvLcvmkzbgdfv
hypernation2007 3 years ago
GO THE CHASERS!!!!!!!!!!
musagha 4 years ago
lol I Love Chaser
IdentitiJPEG 4 years ago
Group called the Chaser.. Amen brothers!
utube2151 4 years ago
This hillsong group and how they operate is completely about cash!!! This is no joke. I went to a church called the WAVE in VA and the preacher came from there. He literally talks about how rich he is on stage and the hundreds of dollars he spends to send his kids to day spas, while there are seriously needy people in the audience. There is also no accountability of where the money goes and they won't show the book the books to anyone even though he claims on stage that he will if you ask.
sonstone 4 years ago 2
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You stupid nigger. Of course it's a joke. &T.
jimztar 4 years ago
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Of course, this is satire used to expose something very real. Go there, and you will know that at the heart of it. It' no joke. They aren't as blatant as this video in real life, but it's pretty damn close.
sonstone 4 years ago
It's not to expose anything. It's just a joke. It's a comedy show.
jimztar 4 years ago
DUGG!!!
thehype2049 4 years ago 2
Of course its not real, but whoever made it did a kick-ass job
Ikilledjohnny 4 years ago 9
Dugg
Bajaman556 4 years ago 4
THis can't be real.
Birch21 4 years ago
obviously
AnnoraxKI 4 years ago
This can't be real.
Birch21 4 years ago
Why start a business when you can start a church.
mrcoldheart 4 years ago 18
a church is a business
Anthem26 4 years ago 10
A tax-free business. That is why I am writing my own gospel right now.
etherreal777 4 years ago 8
Someone already did. Its called Scientology.
AnonTrooper 4 years ago 3