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  • Haha love the chaser! Fuck religion fuck everything!

  • i think some of you think this is real ahahh

  • OMG I CANT BELIEVE THIS FUCKING SONG...BLASPHEMY IS WHAT THIS IS HAHAHA YOU WISH ALL THE FORTUNE YOU MAY HAVE .DONT YOU WISH YOU CAN TAKE IT ALL WHEN YOU DIE....IN THE END ONLY YOUR SOUL WILL KNOW IF YOU BELONG TO SATAN OR THE LORD..

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  • wonder if these guys are atheists or christians? I doubt the latter given the lingo

  • Perfect! Couldn't be said any clearer than that.

  • I can feel the spirit moving!

  • "Again I say to you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God."

    Matthew 19:24

  • Hallelujah.....let us PREY!

  • And I suppose you don't know how much money they put into Missions and poverty. They are doing a huuuuggge work all over the world with women with aids, compassion children support, child trafficking etc just to name a few and they always encourage those who attend conferences etc to have a heart for the lost. Wake up and don't read everything you see!!!

  • My ex was a hill$ong member, she would pay aound 10% of her income as tithe. She was the most delusional person I have ever met. She believed the Earth was 6000 years old and that noah collected two of every species on the planet to save them from a global flood!

  • funniest song about religion ever

  • what's awful about this video is that it's a realistic depiction of the bullshit you see on TV

  • It's sad that people think the "Christianity" they see on TV is really Christianity. Christianity is not and never was about getting rich--the first disciples were poor and naked, the lowest of all people, beaten, flogged, and crucified for Jesus---yet propesrity preachers these days falsly teach Christianity is about God giving financial blessings, when it is really about God saving the sinful, and weak human soul through Jesus Christ and about spiritual wealth, not physical wealth.

  • @Dejan2116

    Cool mythology bro.

  • @Dejan2116 brilliantly said

  • @Dejan2116 You represent probably 1% of Christianity.

  • TRASHING the 4th commandment/Saturday sabbath (MEMORIAL OF CREATION) is the most obvious religious con job/deception on EARTH. Just compare how 99% of the church use ACTS 20:7 and never teach about ACTS 13:42-44, 16:13, 17:2 and 18:4. If PAUL trashed the sabbath, why didn't he warn all of the gentiles in ACTS to stop hanging around the Jews and come worship with him on the SUNday/Lord's day? Anti-evolutionists shoot their creation campaign in the foot by deleting the weekly creation reminder

  • @gettalifenow Wow, your mentally insane. Take a step back and look what you've typed. It's looks like maths exam. Is that anyway to get in touch with your soul?

  • @Gurrier Thanks for the reply. My post is a heads up to warn about one of the biggest decpetions in churchianity. MATT 24:24 wil be fulfilled soon. Only those involved in knowing about ths will have any clue as to what I am posting about.

    Grace and mercy to you

    Go with JESUS or go with man and die

  • @gettalifenow People fulfill what me cause to be fulfilled. There is no secret code

  • this is all fake

  • Church MUST BECOME MINDFUL OF THERE REPUTATIONS@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!

  • hahaaa i am a Christian and I even find this funny...it has some unfortunate truth to it..but I do admire most of Hillsong's work - their songs have gotten me through a lot of tough times in life.

  • Hahaha, this is perfect. Exactly what Chaser would want from a clip such as this - for it to be considered to be the real deal.

  • Even as an American I know who the Chasers are, LOL!!!!! I like their parodies.

  • I'm going to the Promised Land.... in my brand new Cadillac. Why would anyone believe a minister named Creflo A. Dollar is beyond me.

  • This is the Chaser's War on Everything.

  • Yea Thats what its All about the money commenth to me, Yea Damit ,I want rolls, I want Ocean Front Property with Palm Trees. I want all the friends money can buy, I want to live high on the hog, Wow very powerful song should be in all the churches.

  • LOL.....

  • NO, no one knows what the people in hillsong look like, because no one fn cares. But this shizitnit rite here waz funny as dogs balls.

  • My God people, that's not really Hillsong. Do you not know what the people in hillsong look like? Jesus, open your eyes.

  • Yea. These are the War on Everything guys, from Australia.

    This is supposed to be comedy.

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  • LOL

  • HAAAAA

  • how much time did it take to put this one together. I wonder how fun the cast party was.

  • Hill$ong so has this coming.

  • Hill$ong suck

  • "For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God. 1Corinthians 1:18"...

  • And people think they are saved because they love contemporary Christian music when there has been no rebirth.

  • U r stupid if you fall for that crap.

  • I find this video offensive because they don't say "Praise Allah".

  • "I've got all of heaven's riches, because of all you stupid bitches."

  • ur all fucking st00PiD. especially u JesusLovesUSA. that singing twit didn't call the audience st00PiD. u used false advertising

  • Yeah, he did. He didn't use the word 'stupid", but he was marveling at how far he could go along obviously insulting peoples' intelligence and taking advantage of them... it's also satire, and not from the church itself.

    Maybe you should try listening.

  • IT'S A SKETCH SHOW.

  • "it's also satire, and not from the church itself."

    No shit, Sherlock. What was your first clue?

  • SmellySKunk:

    What, in the name of dog, are you raving about ?

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    Not far from the reality of American assinity.

    America patented gullibility, refined moronity, relinquished trust to a delusion and thrives on ignorance

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    assininity

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  • My mistake, it is a word, the rest still stands though.

  • It's spelled with one "s" though.

  • By saying that you have proven yourself more ignorant than me, an American. It's also ignorant to think those things you mentioned haven't been around since the dawn of man.

    Come on man, stupid people are stupid people they've been around for ages and they always will be believing their retarded bullshit and shelling out cash to smarter people who profit from manipulating them.

    And "assininity" isn't a word, use "asinine" next time.

  • .

    That shit just does not happen here.

    IT IS a unique American idiocy

    Here, it is fraud.

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  • cracked(DOT)com/article_15892_­5-ballsiest-con-artists-all-ti­me(DOT)html

    Only two of those swindle Americans, so stfu; or did you forget that history is relevant?

  • Not that there is ANY relevance in using 5 fraudsters as your example -

    - but, of the 5 listed as "The 5 Ballsiest Con Artists of All Time" 4 ARE American

    = 80% of the greatest fuckwits of all time are yanks - by YOUR reckoning - include yourself and it becomes 80.0001%.

  • Actually, counting the Fox sisters individually, 6 out of 7 ARE AMERICAN = 86%

    And ASSininity is a subtlety that obviously circumnavigated your cranial appendage

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  • ASSininity isn't a word, the "ass" is completely unnecessary as asininity already denotes something stupid like adding unnecessary emphasis on a word.

    Second, my point was that they were swindling other people who are not Americans, meaning we are smarter than you, by your logic, because we obviously know how to manipulate you into giving us your cash so easily.

    Ponzi=Italian

    Hinn=Israeli

    Fox sisters=American

    McGregor=Scottish

    Abagnale=American

    2/5

    Learn to read, jackass

  • Holy crap, how stupid are the ones thinking this is real?

    It's "The Chaser's War On Everything", an Australian comedy/satire series!

  • ? is this real?

  • quite the enditement of modern christianity and the fundamentalist/born again ethos.

  • This is the true meaning of religion.

  • god does not live in a physical way, dumbass.

    Only psychical, means only in the picture, that you make of him. God just means good.

    the most good and good in every aspect of life. So this is when god manifests on earth.

    The prophets were so good, that people called it a miracle. So you can see god in yourself, somebody else, that you admire, or simply anybody who does overwhelmingly good acts for the benefit of someone else.

  • Your arrogant, disrespectful words discredit your paper thin argument. Due to the fact that a multitude of well established religions exist, in addition to countless individual beliefs, the perception of God is clearly open to interpretation.

  • Believing in a God who actually cares about all the bullshit in your pathetic insignificant life is retarded, dumbass.

    The universe is GIGANTIC it's so big that YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND ITS SIZE (I know this for a fact, I can't either, very few people can.) Think about how small you are compared to that, you are NOTHING, we are all NOTHING; all your religion seeks to do is distract from that very fact.

    Why? Because the thought that we are essentially alone scares the living shit out of you.

  • It scares you so fucking much that your brain actually sets up a defense mechanism so you can continue living in denial about that. It doesn't think you can handle the shock of knowing there isn't an all-powerful god at your side, it actually makes you "feel" the presence of God so your mind isn't bothered by your whining.

    And you are scared SHITLESS that you might not get to live forever in God's condo, you can't handle the fact that THERE IS AN END TO IT ALL. But hey, that's faith.

  • Yeah, faith is the world's best engineered propaganda tactic. "You can't prove me wrong (to me) because I know what I know."

  • Ohhhh......Jesus Christ!

  • Its time that we tax corporate religion. It is a total drain on society. Best way to beat it is for everyone to be come a tax-free church and a Republican. That way the tax situation would be equalized and we'd have to actually look at the politician's platform, not vote because of fear of non-bible-beaters. The Mek people with penis gourds on in Papua New Ginuea believe in spirits in the sky. When will we stop believing in make-believe super-heros? Science=Reality. Religion=fantasy.

  • LOL! This is freaking funny.

    Hopefully more people will realize Religion is big business.

    Why on would the "Creator of Heaven and Earth" need man made creations?

    Check out the book 'The Politics of Jesus'. It points out how religion is used.

    I have realized I am too environmentally and socially conscious to be "religious" so thank you Jesus, Praise be to Allah, shout out to Budda and the various other deities floating out there. LOL!

  • Sometimes people can't separate God from religion and end up walking away from them both.

  • uhhhm what???

  • Chaser's war.

  • Ahhh.. Australia's Chaser boys do it again, Satirically hitting the nail on the head! I'm consistently amazed by how any Americans (a gross generalisation here, yes) seem to not recognise satire, and/or get a twang in their trigger-button and spring to life to start debating and defending their varioius stand-points, fighting tooth and nail, once again proving the broader point made by such satire...

  • This is clearly a dig at evangelical mega-churchianity.

  • great video, I love it!

  • Who is foolboy? And why are so sure that he will go to hell?

  • Do not twist my words! I NEVER said he was going to hell. That's for himself to decide. I said he was going to feel stupid kneeling in front of the Creator of the Universe, after this pitiful act. As to who foolboy is, I let you decide.

  • Everyone knows God isn't real, he's like santa clause.

  • ..and before anyone gets to "offended" by my choice of words, these are the Words of the Lord Himself. So take it up with Him.

    Psa 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

  • Here's the rest, for anyone willing to hear it:

    Psa 14:2 The LORD looked down from heaven upon the children of men, to see if there were any that did understand, and seek God.

    Psa 14:3 They are all gone aside, they are all together become filthy: there is none that doeth good, no, not one.

    Psa 14:4 Have all the workers of iniquity no knowledge? who eat up my people as they eat bread, and call not upon the LORD.

  • watch zeigheist if you dare..

  • I think you mean Zeitgeist. It's not even close to being accurate about Christianity. 2 of it's major arguments, that the works of Josephus are known to be fraudulent, and the link of 3s in other religions to the 3 wise men, are phenomenally wrong.

    First, no scholars believe the works of Josephus are anything but the very best Roman history available.

    2nd, the Bible doesn't even MENTION 3 wise men. The Bible simply says WISE MEN.

    Zeitgeist makes up stuff to claim the Bible makes stuff up.

  • The writings of Josephus have long been questioned by many scholars and even by Christian apologists, anyone who cares can check for themselves google, Bishop Warburton Josephus, for starters. Dr. Bart Ehrman has an lecture on Youtube and his book Misquoting Jesus is an excellent and interesting read that addresses many falsehoods in the bible.

  • Doesn't the bible also say that you have to kill everyone who doesn't believe in god (notice I didn't capitalize "god") or believes in a different god? Does that sound.. sane to you? I think not.

    I'm an Atheist. I live by my own morals.. which are much better than the morals the bible preaches. I'm willing to bet more people like me than like you, PETEZZZZ.

  • Steely, no it doesn't say that. People should read the Book, before quoting it, with all due respect. As with any work, you can pick apart the Bible to try and make it say anything. It should be taken in context as a whole. The message is, God exists. He is good. He created perfection. The creation, with its own free will, turned against Him. He came down to fix it up. All we have to do is except it. Nothing else. Whether you believe it or not, is your choice. No one is going to hurt anybody.

  • @petezzzz

    Would you watch over doing nothing while I inject malaria into your mother?

    If no, then why does God watch over doing nothing when (Devil/"Original Sin"/Mosquito) injects malaria into millions of innocent kids throughout the world?

    Doesn't that mean God has a lot to learn about morality/justice from you?

  • No Anti, it means Man turned from obeying God to obeying a fallen angel. Man wanted things his own way. So God, being the gentleman He is, let him have it. This is why we live in a fallen world, with malaria spewing mosquitoes.

  • petezzzz, You say Man's freewill gets/got him into trouble.

    1. Adam & Eve never knew it was bad to disobey God before they used their freewill to know good and evil to know it was bad to disobey God.

    2. God gave freewill to Man, planted the Tree and knew the Devil was making Man fall in the Garden with his omniscience and did nothing about it just like he does nothing about Malaria.

  • Ergo, God has to learn a lot about justice/morality from you petezzzz.

    There is no way to claim that God is all powerful and then say he is powerless to stop the Devil.. it is a contradiction. If god created everything and is all powerful then the idea of removing responsibility from God and placing responsibility on something else is not supportable

  • Anti, first of all thank you for this civilized conversation. Adam and Eve DID know it was bad to disobey God. He told them personally. Gen 2:17 But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.

    God is not powerless to destroy the devil. He could do it with a mere thought. But that's not the way He operates. He has a point to make to His creation and wants to achieve that through love, not violence.

  • It is also important to not judge an infinate, perfect and superior being, like the living God, by the actions of an imperfect, fallen, creature like man. Forget what many people do "in the name of a god" and their ridiculous rituals. That is not who the God of the Bible is. You should try to view Him as a loving father towards his disobedient child. He is never willing the child fall and get hurt. But after many warnings the child still don't listen, he lets him go and learn the hard way.

  • Wow. This was actually very stupid. I usually laugh at parodies, but really didn't find this funny- and i don't mean in a serious way. It was actually stupid.

  • Actually Santa is real... he's just dead. I've seen his house it's in Turkey.

  • Sadly, as an ex-member and leader of the Church they are parodying, it's impossible not to see the truth in it. With Geoff Bullock having a gut-full of it and leaving the Church, many had thought it would wake people up. After looking through their website, it's obvious that Brian and Bobbie's lust for the things of this world has only increased. So I'm not sure if this video really can be considered a parody actually, it's too close to how it really is.

  • this is just a skit chasers war on everything

  • If GOD exists then that means SANTA is REAL. Owned!!

  • lol.

  • This isn't real. This is a skit by The Chasers featured on the Chasers War On Everything in Australia.

  • Yeah, I thought it looked a little scripted..

  • THERE IS NO GOD

    They are stupid faggots.

  • Wow you're an idiot.

  • What evidence do you have that God exists? Oh wait none.

  • Thats also why its called 'stupid'.

  • If you can prove to the world that god does not exist in some form or another, please do, otherwise don't bother. :P

  • You cannot prove a negative dumbass.

  • Strictly speaking, something that is non-existent (like a god, in your case) is nothing, not a negative.

  • Yes, because belief in God is based on evidence.

  • Brilliant stuff!!

    So true too.

  • Is that the guy from Muse?

  • Thanks to all you stupid bitches! luv it!

  • Thats disgraceful and some what offending. Yet quite funny. I feel so dirty!

  • Amen brother

  • No, you geniuses, it's not real.

  • this is the platonic form of televangelism, all other examples are temporary amd imperfect

  • Thanks Digg

  • there's no way this is real haha:]

  • There are no words for how slow you must be.

  • hahaha i think you should write that it was on the Chaser, people seem to be stupid.

  • mhahaah nice!

  • This is from Chaser's. Inaccurate title. Stop creating lies to further a point.

  • funny hehe, but audience and singer are never in the same frame

  • BOOOOOOOOOOO! Religion sucks. This is just more proof.

  • lock em and throw aways the key i tells ya... the Don would be rolling in his grave i tells ya

  • Hahah. This song is fucking dope.

  • This is completely fake :/

  • NO. SHIT. SHERLOCK.

  • Didn't catch the word satire on digg

    Was too late to fix my comment :/

  • lol

  • Religion is a total scam and I have been saying this FOR YEARS. After I started to get educated and see how mean and selfish relgious people are, I became an athiest.

  • You stopped believing in god when you found out religious people were mean?

    I'm an atheist myself, but that's extremely weird logic.

  • Like somebody else said... if God exists, we wouldn't have GW Bush.

  • You have HORRIBLE logic.

  • Sir, it would simply be in my best interest if you would eat the peanuts out of my shit and chew them very slowly.

    There is no God or Jehova. There is only Allah. If you don't believe me, ask anyone in the Middle-East. They will tell you all about Allah. You can go to Allah's web site and send him an email and he will reply confirming to you that it's in my best interest that you chew those peanuts slowly and with a grin.

  • hhhahahaa!!! PS this soudns great on audio preview. sdlfasdfjklkvgafvLcvmkzbgdfv

  • GO THE CHASERS!!!!!!!!!!

  • lol I Love Chaser

  • Group called the Chaser.. Amen brothers!

  • This hillsong group and how they operate is completely about cash!!! This is no joke. I went to a church called the WAVE in VA and the preacher came from there. He literally talks about how rich he is on stage and the hundreds of dollars he spends to send his kids to day spas, while there are seriously needy people in the audience. There is also no accountability of where the money goes and they won't show the book the books to anyone even though he claims on stage that he will if you ask.

  • jimztar

    Of course, this is satire used to expose something very real. Go there, and you will know that at the heart of it. It' no joke. They aren't as blatant as this video in real life, but it's pretty damn close.

  • It's not to expose anything. It's just a joke. It's a comedy show.

  • DUGG!!!

  • Of course its not real, but whoever made it did a kick-ass job

  • Dugg

  • THis can't be real.

  • obviously

  • This can't be real.

  • Why start a business when you can start a church.

  • a church is a business

  • A tax-free business. That is why I am writing my own gospel right now.

  • Someone already did. Its called Scientology.

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