For a good laugh try " The Star Trek Bible " parody treatise, read by scholar Robert M. Price on ' The Bible Geek ', 18th September. Are some Bible verses actually reporting sightings of UFO ? Did humans travel here from another galaxy ? Was Jesus an alien spaceman ? Was the sighting of Jesus going up in the sky [Acts 1v9] actually him being teleported ? Or just dreamed up ? Were the living dead people seen in Jerusalem [Matt 27v53] actually imperial guards beamed down to save Jesus? Fiction ?
@Dancerpaw Well, unless my family decides it necessary when I died to be cryogenically frozen and then awakened 300 years later, I won't have that problem.
I love how they did this. Star Trek is great in the first place, but when they support a charity cause by doing humor...awesome. I favorited this!!! :D
Not only 2009 was bad but I always felt that Star Trek was aleays meant to be a show, Movies seemed like just a way to make quick buck with bad writing relying on the the fact that people loved the show.
Also, I would've hoped that if they had to make a movie, it should've been entirely original cast, not original and not TNG. Thats a risky step and no one has the guts to take it except a few handful of writers/directors
In the first few seconds, notice Riker when he stands up - He does the "Picard Maneuver" with his hands straightening his shirt.. classic! They obviously couldnt get Patrick Stewart for the skit - so, Riker being in the Captain's chair, he stands up, and does the Picard maneuver.. a nice in-joke!
62 people don't give rat's bump for the homeless and have no sense of humor. They should become homeless themselves and in need of some comic relief. Good job STTNG. Don't let these poo poo lovers bring you down.
Data is fully capable of speaking contractions; he simply doesn't incorporate them in his original speech patterns. He said "there's" specifically because the 'credo' he was quoting contained it. To not include the contraction would be an incorrect quotation.
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Ha!! Look at those retards with the funny-looking suits and guy with the pimples on his head. And I swear that guy looks like the host from Nick Arcade.. they guy with the visor over his eyes... How can he see out of that thing? it looks like a cheap plastic toy. I swear... this show just gets more and more worse every time it's screened for TV. Most the monsters on the show are all showing their zippers... Haha I love modern technology, makes the show look like it's meant for 2 year olds!
Wow never knew about this. it's pretty awesome. And Guinan has been around since at least the 19th century, so she could be this Whoo-pie they mentioned lol.
i never saw this clip, .. awesome stuff, .. man, just love this so much, i was just a kid back than, 10-13 yrs old, but still enjoy the show, it kinda makes me sad cuz i can relive it LIVE if you know what i mean..?? .. and to be older when i am watching it "live".. :DDD
@WillShakespeare2007 when this was filmed, patrick stewart was doing his one man show of "A Christmas Carol" and couldn't get there due to contractual obligations..
AWE, Too bad they outlawed polyester eh? I really would like one of those Tea sherts... 50/50 cotton and polyester. Now why would that be outlawed????
I can understand that Data would emphasis "T" in t-shirt. But I guess they don''t sweat anymore in the 24th century, so Data had to say "sweat" shirt. Anyways still a funny skit. Anyone know if he two ensigns behind the tactical station were anyone significant? They seemed to have framed that shot with them in mind.
Guinan/Whoopi is everywhere in the star trek universe. The 19th century, the nexus, the enterprise, the enterprise in alternative universes and timelines, I wouldnt be surprised if the physicists in the star trek universe found that it was really composed of little Guinans on the subatomic level. She is the most magical of all negroes, able to solve most problems with a single look and subdue the Q continuum with an angry stare.
I tried a long while back. My facial hair doesn't grow the right way. I was wanting to grow a beard, but didn't know who to pattern it on, so I was watching TNG one day and said "That is an awesome beard." I was rather disappointed when it didn't work out.
WHOO-PIE
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zytigon 1 month ago
The background laughing didn't help any.
secrets18 1 month ago
How's that homeless problem today?
chimptor50 1 month ago
@chimptor50 I believe they still do Comic Relief every year.
JeanySullivan 1 month ago
WOW. I just remembered how bad comedy was in the 90s.
scionicspectre 1 month ago
the canned laughter killed it. it might have been funny otherwise.
Stedman75 1 month ago
This was bad ass! This made me laugh!
I say great job ST:TNG crew!!
SexyRyo1 2 months ago
Whoo-pie. LOL.
benjaminmullin96 2 months ago
What kind of a name is "Who-Pie"?
FerretJohn 3 months ago
I can't believe I just watched original TNG material that I've never seen before. Thank you!
MisterFusion113 3 months ago 2
I bought a Comic Relief '87 T-shirt off e-bay for 20 bucks.
My life is now complete.
ItsTurningGreen002 3 months ago
@ItsTurningGreen002 well, in about 300 years it apparently won't be worth a thing.
Dancerpaw 3 months ago
@Dancerpaw Well, unless my family decides it necessary when I died to be cryogenically frozen and then awakened 300 years later, I won't have that problem.
ItsTurningGreen002 3 months ago
I love how they did this. Star Trek is great in the first place, but when they support a charity cause by doing humor...awesome. I favorited this!!! :D
SmartGirl134579 4 months ago 2
this some corny ass shit...
Anarchist86ed 5 months ago
who disliked this video?! weirdos.
MissMarvelMadness 5 months ago 5
bring this crew back! Fuck J.J. Abrams and his dive into the original series...the original series is over, let the next generation run it!
1rammstein21 5 months ago 20
@1rammstein21
TNG = 5 stars
Original = 4 stars
DS9 = 3 stars
Voyager = 2 moons
Enterprise = 1/2 a moon
Generations = 1 mole of dust particulate
aeopmusic 3 months ago 2
@1rammstein21
Not only 2009 was bad but I always felt that Star Trek was aleays meant to be a show, Movies seemed like just a way to make quick buck with bad writing relying on the the fact that people loved the show.
AliTubelog 1 month ago
@1rammstein21
Also, I would've hoped that if they had to make a movie, it should've been entirely original cast, not original and not TNG. Thats a risky step and no one has the guts to take it except a few handful of writers/directors
AliTubelog 1 month ago
That wasn't very funny. I don't know what the audience was laughing at.
pmalone4 6 months ago
It's 63 droids with a busted emotion chip then.
ilhadi 6 months ago
In the first few seconds, notice Riker when he stands up - He does the "Picard Maneuver" with his hands straightening his shirt.. classic! They obviously couldnt get Patrick Stewart for the skit - so, Riker being in the Captain's chair, he stands up, and does the Picard maneuver.. a nice in-joke!
BillinHungary 6 months ago 5
@BillinHungary all of the men characters pull down the shirts frequently.
MissMarvelMadness 5 months ago
hwooo-pie lol
ncmcclellan 6 months ago
I can hear the forth wall crumbling!
ShirosakiH 6 months ago 4
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rfavro 6 months ago
How can you not like this show???
VitalSigns1 6 months ago 3
62 people don't give rat's bump for the homeless and have no sense of humor. They should become homeless themselves and in need of some comic relief. Good job STTNG. Don't let these poo poo lovers bring you down.
twacar 6 months ago
!! Data used contractions! :D
AlphaOmegaAWH 7 months ago 4
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... and that's why today we have no homeless problem.
GrunGrauWeiss 7 months ago
LOVE !!!
darrylj4u 7 months ago
Whoo-pie....Worf's face....XD
LackOfPaitents 7 months ago
Wow Ive been watching stng since i was alil kid and I never saw this b4... great stuff
TroyDavidAlexander 7 months ago
Whoo pie is good with Cool Quip
IletrikBJ131225 8 months ago 5
I remember seeing this in '94. Whoopi's reaction was "Whoo-pie!!?" :p
acer3573 8 months ago
Is this canon?
TomSFox 8 months ago 25
@TomSFox
no. it was some thing they did for comic relief because whoopi goldberg guest stared as guinan the series
archersangel1 8 months ago
@archersangel1 Still, this should be canon.
TomSFox 8 months ago 4
@TomSFox Yep, it's canon.
c9brown 6 months ago 2
LOVE this! Thanks for posting
Tamaraidic0501 8 months ago
@snotbowst
Data is fully capable of speaking contractions; he simply doesn't incorporate them in his original speech patterns. He said "there's" specifically because the 'credo' he was quoting contained it. To not include the contraction would be an incorrect quotation.
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NelsonHolbrook 8 months ago
I think I laughed most with the guy with the mullet coming in to take over the security position.
ItsTurningGreen002 9 months ago 3
To all wondering, Picard's not in this because he's too busy jerking off in his Ready Room to naked pictures of Beverly and Troi.
dekablueranger 9 months ago
Why have i never heard of this?!
mattwho81 9 months ago
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Ha!! Look at those retards with the funny-looking suits and guy with the pimples on his head. And I swear that guy looks like the host from Nick Arcade.. they guy with the visor over his eyes... How can he see out of that thing? it looks like a cheap plastic toy. I swear... this show just gets more and more worse every time it's screened for TV. Most the monsters on the show are all showing their zippers... Haha I love modern technology, makes the show look like it's meant for 2 year olds!
Tenchi10 9 months ago
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This is a good way to promote.
LegendaryAdrenaline 9 months ago
their face when they realize whoopi goldberg is guinan
WIN
deltanalliance 9 months ago
The good ole days. These actors were awesome. They should have made a few more comedic episodes.
spacecowboy5000 10 months ago 3
This is great stuff ha ha ha ha :)
fngrpkn06 10 months ago
Simply splendid!
bujinkanmurcielago 11 months ago
"where there is laughter, there is hope"
what a great quote
neb1029 11 months ago 2
@neb1029 Except Data says "There's" when he isn't supposed to use contractions...
snotbowst 9 months ago
data the original stewie !
tnhl77 11 months ago
wherr eese Peecard?
etheangel2220 11 months ago
Whoopii plays guinan in tng! Look it up, the actresses name is whoopii!!!
BridsonArts 11 months ago
sooo...is this canon?
BMassey1987 11 months ago
What kind of a name is Hoo-Pie?
sunrisesunset51 11 months ago 3
That was great.
cyankuruma 11 months ago
RFLMAO!
MsSyndee79 1 year ago
Help Save Stargate Universe!
watch?v=VRpZt25guMQ
AnonymousPanacea 1 year ago
@AnonymousPanacea Never!
GatewayProductions 1 year ago
Wow never knew about this. it's pretty awesome. And Guinan has been around since at least the 19th century, so she could be this Whoo-pie they mentioned lol.
paladinartea 1 year ago 5
i love Data's look of disgust at the t-shirt hahaha XD
TheSecretdahlia 1 year ago 2
How successful were that at reducing homeless? Well in 2011 we have more homeless than ever, so a big FAIL.
XCritonX 1 year ago
Oh Lord. Amazing XD
VickiSnickers 1 year ago
Another great reason to watch this show.
imh11621 1 year ago
:)) watch this worf
/watch?v=SHd2eDwUEQg
xSlavic 1 year ago
Worf's face at 2:03 haha
annenna 1 year ago
Freakin awesome!
jenniferbland 1 year ago
LOL! Where did you find this?
Firefox13A 1 year ago
WHOOPI! I love her. xD
SashaLigress 1 year ago 2
i never saw this clip, .. awesome stuff, .. man, just love this so much, i was just a kid back than, 10-13 yrs old, but still enjoy the show, it kinda makes me sad cuz i can relive it LIVE if you know what i mean..?? .. and to be older when i am watching it "live".. :DDD
BluestyleY 1 year ago
Hoop-I xD
ThePieIsLie 1 year ago
Oh dear god...
TheSonicGod 1 year ago 5
cool
SUPERMEDIABROTHERS6 1 year ago
This was pretty neat. I never saw it though.
gooangel2 1 year ago
wow never knew this existed...pretty cool
talaxian1 1 year ago
theirs always hope for the 90s of The next generation
dim432 1 year ago
hi fans
joeystrab 1 year ago
MY FAVOURITE
marko03033 1 year ago
Whoo-pie
CeterusAlio 1 year ago
i love this...
canadasown 1 year ago
So good!
SuperDayv 1 year ago
that was cute!
focusandcreate 1 year ago
Where was Patrick Stewart? He just went down on my estimation.
WillShakespeare2007 1 year ago
@WillShakespeare2007 when this was filmed, patrick stewart was doing his one man show of "A Christmas Carol" and couldn't get there due to contractual obligations..
gamerken 1 year ago 6
@gamerken Hmm, I wondered. Maybe Picard was taking shore leave for a while, leaving the Enterprise in everyone else's more than capable hands.
benvolio15 1 year ago
a ponytail like worf is better
silverfish6062002 1 year ago
dude this show is the bomb
killercookie777 1 year ago 59
the way they say whoopi like hoo pie is almost the same as when stewie says cool whip ;)
MaRkIpArK 1 year ago 41
@MaRkIpArK As they were all wondering, whoopi goldberg plays the bartender in that show heh.
Farnkd 11 months ago
booooo!
nbeckster1 1 year ago
Data used contactions, damnit......smh
DirtyPigeon84 1 year ago 2
@DirtyPigeon84 I noticed that too. Such a geek
yodaisgod2 1 year ago
who'pie is a klingon name
bachterman 1 year ago 3
I didn't know that they had Comic Relief in the US.
GusF 1 year ago
hilarious!
ladyraven30 1 year ago
Who pie??? XD
advocate319 1 year ago
"is that guinan?"
Bwahahahahahahaahahahahaha I think i just died laughing!!!!!
gundamnitpete 1 year ago 5
I'll give many dollars if Data's on sale!!!!
Titaniacy 1 year ago 3
wheres patrick stewart/picard??
jonno2019 1 year ago 4
I died laughing and then I had a thought... Worf with a red nose.
Noble cause though. Data's little bit at the end had a good message.
mushroomshrub 1 year ago
i love worf's face.. 2:04n "50/50 blend of cotton and polyester"
Captainbob25202000 1 year ago 4
AWE, Too bad they outlawed polyester eh? I really would like one of those Tea sherts... 50/50 cotton and polyester. Now why would that be outlawed????
Apocfetau 1 year ago
not funny.
zensorship 1 year ago
"Where there's laughter, there's hope."
I like that. =)
Libertford 1 year ago 6
Red Shirt Mullets of the 24th Century!
Cyke101 1 year ago
Pretty class!
How good. Man I miss the old TNG crew. Imagine when these dudes are dead. How sad that will be.
chulk607 1 year ago 2
They could of atleast gotten a decent writer, Rather then just repeat facts and figures that they've no doubt been repeating the whole night long.
neverfearchrisishere 1 year ago
I can understand that Data would emphasis "T" in t-shirt. But I guess they don''t sweat anymore in the 24th century, so Data had to say "sweat" shirt. Anyways still a funny skit. Anyone know if he two ensigns behind the tactical station were anyone significant? They seemed to have framed that shot with them in mind.
Nomoreidsleft 1 year ago
*yawn*
GRUMPYGUNNUT 1 year ago
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is this actually a star trek episode? if it is i would be forever grateful if somone were to tell me what episode it is
ktitnes 1 year ago
Yes, it's an episode, from the Morons collection.
backinthecrystal 1 year ago 3
@backinthecrystal
That was uncalled for.
Imacuser223 1 year ago
sorry man. No such luck.
I just wish they put this skit in the disc sets.
Imacuser223 1 year ago
who-pie lol
joescott421 1 year ago 2
Who would you choose Data or Spock?
jtes4 1 year ago 3
Spock, just cause he could pinch you and knock you the fuck out
lyricaldemonz 1 year ago 4
So couldn't Data. He knows the neck pinch.
kuddlepupp 1 year ago 3
Data can do the same thing lol
trier4952 1 year ago
Guinan/Whoopi is everywhere in the star trek universe. The 19th century, the nexus, the enterprise, the enterprise in alternative universes and timelines, I wouldnt be surprised if the physicists in the star trek universe found that it was really composed of little Guinans on the subatomic level. She is the most magical of all negroes, able to solve most problems with a single look and subdue the Q continuum with an angry stare.
tgz1000 1 year ago 2
Holy Crap that's hilarious!
AMVlurver 1 year ago
LMAO i love this skit!!!
mystiquesword 1 year ago
I love Worf's reaction to what the shirts were made out of. And the Whoo-Pie Goldberg part is funny.
wackyben86 2 years ago 2
Wait... 20 million was distributed, but only 0.5 million received medical services? That doesn't sound right.
Regardless though, tng kicks ass! and so does who-pie
drgroove101 2 years ago
47 USD per treatment sounds about right.
VCat2006 1 year ago
@drgroove101
$40/person. That's some cheap medical care even given it's 80's money so more like $100 now.
Citrakite 1 year ago
Yea im retarded and didn't do the math before i commented. Sounded like not that much when I first heard it.
I agree with you.
drgroove101 1 year ago
that was great!!! I also like the Dr. who Comic relief did
bloodorigin 2 years ago
where's picard?
regenjo 2 years ago
anyone know the name of the episode where an alien steals warfs poker chips and kicks his ass?
and id rather sleep with beverly crusher than troi
MrYpres 2 years ago 2
Eh, it would of been better if Worf said the shirts had HONOR!!!1
chaplan76 2 years ago 5
Absolutely magic offering from TNG
banneradders 2 years ago 4
Amazing.
sabombardonist 2 years ago
Full of win!
bigkahunaburger55555 2 years ago
I cannot believe this!!!
navigatro 2 years ago
Thanks for the upload, you are the kind of person that truly makes YouTube special, instead of just one huge episode of AFV. (golfclap)
dangevin 2 years ago
WIN. P:
htmlnerdxx 2 years ago 2
Heh, wtf. Nice upload
eggory 2 years ago
very humourous especially for Star Trek fans.
rogamortis 2 years ago
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Never let Americans try and be funny...........
milkshaker74 2 years ago
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Agreed
DennisT1986 2 years ago
Spoken like a true bigot! Way to show the greatness of non-americans!!
mpsoldier83 2 years ago 2
Hoo pie?
NAH!
trollheimer 2 years ago 65
T *up* shirt
Sweat *up* shirt
luv ya data!
emmettluvr27 2 years ago 4
hehe I bet they couldn't get Patrick Stewart interested in doing this
FryConfessesJZMD 2 years ago 4
I'm surprised actually, he seems like a funny guy in real life......
christytina81 2 years ago
Actually he was in England working on the movie at the time.
spacecowboy5000 2 years ago
thats funny, i've not seen that before
markcumbriauk 2 years ago
just goes to show.....
HOW FRIKIN AWESOME STAR TREK IS
funrizwan 2 years ago 3
WHOO-PIE!
obiwanobiwan13 2 years ago 3
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when was this aired
susanmc06 2 years ago
LOL "You couldn't GIVE these shirts away today.."
Sajun777 2 years ago
Whoo-pie Goldberg!
titans1984 2 years ago
I'm trying to grow a bread like Riker
Tacom4ster 2 years ago 34
I tried a long while back. My facial hair doesn't grow the right way. I was wanting to grow a beard, but didn't know who to pattern it on, so I was watching TNG one day and said "That is an awesome beard." I was rather disappointed when it didn't work out.
arsenefan 2 years ago
+1 for bread.
Saerain 2 years ago
@Tacom4ster I wish I could grow a bread, but the dough just sticks all over the place.
Nomoreidsleft 1 year ago 3
@Tacom4ster You'll need lots of yeast to grow Rikerbread.
dizzysmilex 1 year ago 3
@Tacom4ster "Make it so!" :D
albinoshira 1 year ago
@Tacom4ster its been 8 months hows that beard coming along?
bbsmyname 1 year ago
@Tacom4ster lmao a bread
cmonutube 1 year ago
@Tacom4ster Sounds delicious.
detahdomo 1 year ago
@Tacom4ster What kind of wheat are you using?
n8style 1 year ago
I have been a TNG fan since its inception. Never have I seen a more comical "conceptulation
picda54 2 years ago
hooopie
cassandra5322 2 years ago
I literally loled at who-pie
unyobro 2 years ago 3
Well I think even funnier is "911 Trek"
and "911 Lessons from Star Trek"
just put these into the youtube search engine.
mdreiger 2 years ago
wow that was cool i never saw this commercial then again i was a youngin back then.
SteveLmx 2 years ago
Data can't use contractions lol
MuEpsilonGamma 2 years ago
lol i dident understand it was a commercial and not a real episode until 2:25 lol..
faquarl08 2 years ago
Does HwOOPYE eat cool Hwip?
b33jal 2 years ago 7
ACT SPINER ACT!!!!!!!
conz000 2 years ago 8
I saw this clip years ago at a con and thought I'd never see it again. Still as funny as I remember.
mschlaf 2 years ago
I love how Data stresses the words that are the most important to the sentence's.
"Teeee-shirt"
Abena20 2 years ago 7
hahaha
Gaeilgeoir 2 years ago
excellently done!
dickphair 2 years ago