Fanfic #1: Best. Fanfiction. Ever

[dorkfacesupreme]

CUM into my house. this made my day, thank you

[amethystbritney]

Wow, I give you mad props because I wouldn't have ever been able to read that out loud, my LAWD!

[clarkispotamia]

dis satenisht bytch iz a rakist

[revpreg]

Go read Kirei's Adventures in Anime Land. Good stuff.

[Mr4pp]

What is this fanfic called?

[PeverellForever]

Sorry, the best fanficion ever is My Immortal. Search best fanfiction ever on Google and it comes up. But then again if you search worst fanficion ever it also comes up...

[SergeantLuke]

Why is it that, whenever I look up "Best fanfiction ever", all I get is sarcasm? Can't I get some legitimately good fanfics once in a while?

[GothandJock]

@SergeantLuke Try searching Google for something like "Excellent fanfictions" or "Highly rated fanfictions". It's hard to find the real good product with some like fanfics because they're known for having mountains and planets of bad ones.

[TragicPrinceAlpha]

I smell genius!!

[samaimdeda]

3:38 sounds like someone is being bullied at school for being a Twitard. At least someone is trying to stop those failures of society... Just saying...

[SpiffyxSugarMuffin]

I love the emphasis you put on "cum."

Also, can't wait for her to meet a real atheist and try to say it means you believe in Satan.

[RandomReader2Nite]

That... was very painful.

[plum741]

hahahaha this is terrible! I love it!

[bll2134]

"l -semi colen-ke" that was hilarious does no one proof read these when they're done?

[MsRaichuD]

How can you read this without laughing ? Or even snickering. I respect you for translating this bullshit and the fact you can even read every single word of this MSN message.

[MsRaichuD]

Japan + Twilight = EPOCALIPSE NOW

[clifjayshafer]

It looks like Jar-Jar took a liking to Twilight xD

[maskofmemories]

Lmao oh god my eyes.

[narithil]

I think someone has the worth "atheist" confused with "Satanist," it just makes me think the whole thing is this bad on purpose, which kind of makes it less terrible in some way.

[ILuvNinetales]

FOOK OH. XD

[coffeeaddict231]

This is as painful as reading My Immortal, but not quite as...eventful.

[ChristyLeeannXD]

I've never laughed so hard :) Thank's for posting this :)

[HellAngelsBells]

I paused to read at the beginning. I want to know who wrote this so I can yell at them for getting simple English wrong, and then I want to yell at them for being stupid enough to write this in general.

[pikachuokami90]

Tis iss a descrase 2 ma pefekt litature!!! D:<

(this is just a joke a,k.a sarcasm, some of you may get it.... some of you anyway)

[ebonyil22]

"That's what they do in japanese becuz its polite."

Honestly, I think the English language will soon be dead.

[NaurtoGaara16]

lol XD

[blahhhhh10940]

THIS WAS SO FUNNY! I love you. xDDD

[Mr4pp]

three words "So... fucking... FUNNY!!!!!! hahaha

[DivineIQ]

I came INTO SPACE.

[gunnyification]

wow. just... n-e? neone? really??

[sparklecat03]

"I don't believe in God I am an atheist." "God bless you Satan"

[Aff01000001]

That was sad.

Faith in humanity... decreasing...

[Extra365]

this is the single greatest piece of literary work ever concieved.

[MoetanIsLove]

@Extra365 Have you read My Immortal yet? XD

[GothandJock]

@MoetanIsLove My Immortal is pretty darn hard to beat when it comes to amazing literature.

[daisyhinojosa23]

what's fan fiction?

[GothandJock]

@daisyhinojosa23 It's when a fan of a fictional piece of work creates literature in that takes place of said fictional work's universe and uses the work's characters, but stays outside of the work's canon (for it is fan-made).

[ChristyLeeannXD]

@daisyhinojosa23 LOL I promise,most fanfiction writers are wayy better than that :)

[daisyhinojosa23]

@ChristyLeeannXD lol thanks :D

[TimeTravelingAcorns]

lol why can't I ever find anything like that.

[lovetohate642]

That was some ignorant ass shit... Fucking funny.

[TheAnnonymousGirl]

I laughed at 'rated T for twitard' LOL

[Shweta1509]

Twila beatiful phsyco topaz just WISHES she was as awsome as Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and she clearly isn't.

[GothandJock]

@Shweta1509 Yeah! She's just not gud nough

[dalektaliban]

not even terry prathett himself could top such fine literature

[DanaDemolition2300]

Could this be the return of Tara Gillesbie?

[xBHBDx]

i can't stop laughing xD " I don't believe in God I'm n atheist i think saten created dis universe god bles u r alwayz in mi heart "

[leadmixer]

Troll +1

[voicesofmayhem]

I wonder if she is trolling..... Also if you are a Athiest dosen't that mean you believe there is no higher being, so you wouldn't believe in God or Satan....

If she really writes like this I think I might jump off a cliff. XD You made this sound like a different langauge lawl.

[GothandJock]

@voicesofmayhem I'm fairly certain that it's a troll fanfiction parodying the style of My Immortal. Even troll fics are quite fun to read aloud like that, though.

[Aprillis29]

@GothandJock First thing that came to my mind: Troll.

Everyone's looking for attention nowdays huh~~

[GothandJock]

@Aprillis29 Yeah, and I guess anyone who writes a troll fanfic secretly hopes that it'll get success in the general internet populace. The one I read in this video was being passed around Twilight Sucks, but I haven't been there in ages. (Mainly because Twilight is dying now, slowly)

[CheshireFX]

Atheists don't believe in God, they believe in Satan.

...wait, what? . ____ .

[HeroRags]

luhsemicolonkuhee

[TheUltimateWhistle]

Wow. This is hilarious!

[pantsbackwards]

"I bowed because in JAPANESE that's polite"

HAHAHAHA, i literally can't stop laughing, this fic is hilarious

[MsMugglare]

Me muero de risa! hahahaha! XD

[aman4is]

OMG the ending was hilarious! XD

[MaxandFang8180]

omg THE best ever! lol

[toberses11]

u said u satan u r alwayz in mi heart" irish lol

[TheMapMap]

Love the part where you say "atencion" xD by the way, do these people write like that on purpose? O___o

[GothandJock]

That may be a troll that is just making a parodying how horrible Twitards are nowadays, but it's completely possible that this person thought they were really making a great fanfiction.

[MiLuckyChannel]

I was laughing so hard, Favoriting and 5 stars. This made my day :)

[GothandJock]

Ah, thanks! And BTW, I do go to your school. I think I might've saw you earlier today, actually!

[MiLuckyChannel]

kewl :3 Do u have a myspace? if so...add me my url is song_writer13

[FantasmaLuna]

Hard to reach the comparisson of My Immortal, but I think it's safe to say that this comes pretty damn close.

[doomswell]

I hate to bust your bubble but this was definately a troll. Even a complete retard (the hosplitalized mental kind) would have spelled AT LEAST ONE word correct, by luck or accident if nothing else.

[GothandJock]

I agree, and the thought definitely entered my head. But, it's close enough to the Twitards you find here on YouTube that I decided that it would be funny for me to try and read it.

[TraskNari]

Also: 2:30.

THATS NOT HOW ATHEISM WORKS.

That makes you a Satanist sweetie. Not an Atheist.

[TraskNari]

"so. i herd u r a vampir."

Lulz-inducing. Where do you find this crap?

[GothandJock]

Haha, it was so bad that if you noticed I screwed up on some parts.  And actually, a forum that I frequently visit had a topic with the link to this fanfic.