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  • I laughed so friking much when I was like 7 or 9

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  • i was expecting the murderer to kill the sniper

  • ok who the hell just walks up to a dead guys and says "hey.. hey dave your dead dave!" and im like NO SHIT hahaha

  • "Dave, you're dead. Okay, I'm going to take your salad now!"

  • dont wave at me like that :|

  • i love this kind of things

  • SALAD TIME ^^

  • snipers in a nutshell. xD

  • DAVE!!! NOOOOO!!!!!

    

  • fuk yeah!! a SALAD!! I RULE THE WORLD WITH THIS....SALAD!!! MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!

  • sniper!! get down!

  • look at the brains ha ha well ya can't really see em

  • I SAW DA FRICKEN MOVIE AND IT WAS BAD AZZ!!!!

  • This video is the reason I name everything Dave.

  • so much for being sooooo young and laughing so hard..

    maybe i'm just a really young 19

  • the salad dosnt look saladish X_T

  • This is so flippin funny i could die!O though its cannda..........Gay

  • I first saw this seven years ago. Still funny :D

  • hey dave!!!!!! 

  • 0:15 His name is Dave 0:31 His name is Steve. What? :S

  • @beaverm100 "Somebody shot your arm off s- Dave?!"

  • lol the 2 top comments are 36 and 63 xD

  • where do u get those little guns

  • thank god some people have too much time on their hands. What would I laugh at?

  • "well I got my lord shut off" Lol its so funny when you turn on transcribe audio

  • LMFAO

  • Hes my secret sniper!

  • top comments suck ESPESIALLY WHEN THEY ARE THE EXACT SAME

  • its funny to 0:23 1:37

  • funny/stupid man

  • his is so stupid lol

  • Team Fortress 2 in a nutshell.

  • mw3 commercial. thumbs down

  • Look at the....look at the brains! Well you can't really see it.

  • Try to wave at me like that lol

  • I remember these from like 4th grade :D

  • @xQuantumxTheoryx me too

    

  • i love his voice XD

  • BOTH TOP COMMENTS ARE THE SAME THING! CONFUSED.

  • I lost the game

  • 110 People tried to take the salad...

  • Not even that funny

  • This dude is so pro he doesnt even have any scope on it its just a telescope .

  • If i tried to explain every scene that made me piss my pants... it wouldn't fi in this box!!! and theres no sense in retelling the video XD!!!

  • That sniper is a Hardscoper!

  • I remember this from 5th grade haha good times

  • AND NOW THE BT AUTUMN DEALS ARE NOW MUTED!!

  • Idk why but at 1:26 the brains kinda look like Abe Lincoln with a beard odd

  • at 1:27 you can see that the sniper shot came from beside the camra

  • This had me laughing so much when I was younger xD

  • Dave I want youre salad dave dave youre dead DAVE YOURE DEAD! im gonna take youre salad now XD!

  • IF YOU SEE SOMEONE DEAD WHY WOULD YOU TAKE THE SALD RIGHT NEXT TO TO THE GUY

  • @julieg4370 Why WOULDN'T you take his salad?!

  • I WANT YOUR SALAAAAD!

  • I am now afraid that if I take a plate of salad, someone might snipe me o_o

  • NO ITS A SNIPPER riffle

    

  • I remember this when I was sooo young I laughed my ass off

  • @XISUICIDALCUPCAKEIX 4 years ago?

  • @XISUICIDALCUPCAKEIX how were you sooo young only 4 years ago????

  • @Joejoseph888 Considering that it was made in 2004 I'm only 18 years old now.... do the math you dumb fuck.

  • 109 people took Dave's salad.

  • who the hell would hard scope??

  • @fumble2011 Dude that's called SNIPING!

  • @fumble2011 Hey guys! Get a load of this FAG using his sniper rifle the way you're SUPPOSED to use a sniper rifle! What a noob, amirite?

  • @holyhandgrenade999 lol r u that fucking retarded....oh u must be fucking no neck piece of shit

  • 3,783 people had a sniper and sniped 109 people while they fought over a salad and wondered why there arms kept getting shot off

  • dont wave at me like that

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah­ahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha

  • weeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiird

  • Hard Scoper!

  • i know i've seen this before. i just CANT REMEMBER WHEN OR WHERE

    DX

  • a dave

  • i thouht he was dave not steave

  • LMFAO

  • OMG I PISSED MY PANTS LAUGHING LMFAO

  • DAVE, I WANT YOUR SALAD!!!

  • shouldnt have waved

  • thumbs up if you were the 935,000 viewer

  • Hey Dave Yeah How's that salad? its delicious oh i got my arm shot off, oh someone shot your arm off! I know I know, i dont know who did it who did it? i dont know i just said i dont know who did it Dave I WANT YOUR SALAD! I LOVE YUO! Dave dave ur dead, dave dave, ur dead Im gonna take ur salad now oh no, i got shot too! hahaha that was fun huh whats this guy doing oh hes just taking the salad, not so fast hahahahahahha look at look at their brain hey wait what what do u want boom
  • Thats why I don't eat salad... :)

  • Make that 109 people waved at a sniper.

  • hey dave your dead dave ur dead dave dave im gonna take ur salad XD

  • what u waving at HEAD SHOT lol

  • SNIPPER RIFFLE VISION!

  • wat u waven at !!!!!!!!

  • Lol

  • c my channil

  • wtf

    

  • I AM A STEGOSAURUS1

  • @MiniMidget100 dont copy asdf.

  • @Kaissie3 u idiot this is the guy who said it on asdf

  • D34D D4V3S 4R3 TH3 3N3MY

  • This reminds me of when I broke up with my wife. Good times....

  • @laughngas like you ever had a wife

  • Dave! I want your salaaaaaaaaaaad! I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

  • Sounds like childhood.

  • Lol

  • dont wave at me

  • I WANT THAT SALAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • Man,

    What conditioner do they use?

    Their hair is flawless.

  • @beingadorkable01 loser..

  • DAVE! YOUR DEAD! DAVE! im going to take your salad! LOL

  • I watched knox clay mation all the time as a kid.

  • I thonk I accidentally stole you voice, or is that ACDCGAMER?.... idk

  • "Oh I got my arm shot off" XD

  • The Og

  • "DAVE I LOVE YOU, YOUR DEAD DAVE IM GONNA TAKE YOUR SALAD NOW (SNIPE) AHH I GOT SHOT TO OHH" LOL ROFL

  • "how that do you like that salhed"

  • good salad 107 people got there arms shot off

  • "Wha, what are waving at? Don't wave at me like that" *snipe*

  • WOW memory lane

  • hehehe...I just love the guy that's sniping

  • It's not really a funny comment if you just repeat what they said.. -_-

  • Camper.

  • @ultratog1028 Snipers gonna snipe.

  • @ultratog1028 That's not even camping. That's sniping.

  • Hardscope

  • 107 people are in sniper vision

  • @SectorNineGaming oh look generic non funny comment.

  • EVERYBODY FOLLOW MIKE MCNANNER KLAY MAN ON TWITTER @mikemcnannerr

  • 107 people waved at a sniper.

  • @rangerman46 107 people waved they're penis at a sniper and got it shot off

  • @rangerman46 u mean 109 people

  • I LIKE TURTLES!

    

  • @TheProto22 I Like Trains

  • hey can i have the salad?:/

  • Other klayman-YOU'RE DEAD DAVE!! LOL XD (gets shot)

    Sniper-What's this guy trying to do, is he gonna tell on me (shot) lol lookit the brains lolololo

  • can you upload your old 2003 ones like the joyride trilogy

    

  • the guy only waved at him. jeeze what a over reaction of the sniper

  • i don't know oh did it oh did it

  • What ever happened to the Knox Korner Game?

  • Created in 2004, uploaded in 2008, and watched in 2011.

  • it has been ages since i have seen this i think it was on flash player i saw this.

  • and i was like BOOM headshot! BOOM headshot! Still gettin the shots like BOOM headshot! check out the video

  • Created in 2004. Uploaded in 2008. Watched in 2011. Thats epic.

  • I heard 'Hey Dave" and so many memories came rushing back to me

  • dave i want your salad. i love you.

  • Thats my dad the sniper :3

  • lmao havent watched this in years :')

  • what are you waving at LOL

  • ahhh watched this when i was way younger and this brings back memories

  • this stuff is timelesss.

  • hey the only reason he did that cause he want the saled 2 LOL

  • dave to steve then dave again

  • ahh someone shot ur arm off dave

  • BOOM HEADSHOT U MAD

  • That thing about the true love and "Don't read this cause it works" doesnt really work.

  • watch=E2owK0PyDfs&NR and other videos

  • i want dave to be my bf

  • 104 people didnt get salad

  • Why do everybody in klay world like salad more than hotdogs

  • i remember this on funnyjunk a long time ago

  • @DavisRyan12 how does this work i really dont get it do you have to send it

    to three or five videos and also when the letters come up is it your crushes name

    or your boyfriends name or the person you are married to i really dont get it can you

    please replay back and write me the details if you could that would be great thanx

    oh and if it works that would be a miracle i would love to kiss my crush i also dont get

    some other parts but that dosent matter right now anyway see ya pls write back

  • who is really that healthy that they would kill for a salad? :D

  • haha funny

    

  • the sniper was just saving the salad for him

  • DAVE! I WANT YOUR SALAD! I LOVE YOU!

  • I remember watching these years ago! *sigh*

    Good times... Good times...

  • Thums up if your watching this is 2011

  • first he says hey dave then he changes in to steve

  • This is the first video I've ever seen on Funnyjunk..

  • hahahahahahaha look, look at the brain.

  • hahaha look at the brain

  • dave ur dead dave ur dead... dave dave dave ur dead im gana take ur salad now im gana take ur salad now -pow- ow i got shot too oop hahahahahahahahhhhh :))))

  • 103 ppl didnt get daves salad

  • at least he got a triple kill..xD

  • @Owl064 NOPE. he got a quadtriple kill

  • Best no scooper ever

  • 102 people get shoot by a sniper

  • @TheGravityPhysics what you just said was gay, trying to get some thumbs up.

  • yeah even i could make clay look like that

  • yeah i even can make clay look like that