Battlefield 3 DO NOT park on the jet lane , hahahah !

[msmfqasq]

i like how the engineer keeps on reaparing like it never heppened

[ImTheBest218]

jet person : get the fuck out of the way BOOM

[JLGSpro]

ATI Radeon HD 6950 and not recorded in HD? What a waste of video card

[thehabboboyerik]

Looks like me...

[chaaben500]

hahahahahahahaha 

[misse9000]

saw thats what happin to my plan

[robloxmaster1001]

that was EPIC! i was the airplane though XD

[halodude1321]

LOL thumbs up if u noticed the man by the heli died XD

[sidney3808]

lol my friend did that to me when I finally got in the jet

[AwesomeFace50]

He just went back to the future

[MRrolfcopters]

Since when is there a jet on noshar canals

[FinnishGaming]

@MRrolfcopters I presume that you're not playing Conquest very often then.

:)

[MRrolfcopters]

@FinnishGaming it must be on pc because on xbox you get 2 little birds

[FinnishGaming]

@MRrolfcopters Not necessarily, because that could be an another preset.

When I play (on normal preset), that map has two littlebirds and the russian equilevant ones.

This is Conquest-Large mode, as you can see from the bottom-left corner (five flags). Maybe that's why. There's so many alternative options. But yes, I think this is on PC, just because consoles doesn't have the Conquest-Large gamemode, do they?

Correct me if I'm wrong. I own this game on PC.

[MRrolfcopters]

@FinnishGaming No they dont have large conquest, on xbox (which is what i have) on norshar canals rush the americans get 1 lav 2 little birds and an amtrac, the russians get 2 t-90 tanks and a z-11w (the russian little bird)

[FinnishGaming]

@MRrolfcopters I think when on large conquest, Notshar Canals has one jet for both sides, one attack helicopter for both sides and hell of a lot tanks w/ AMTRAC + 1 LAV.

I don't know about the exact amount because last time I played Large Conquest on that map was like weeks ago.

[illeatyourself]

Lol that was actually pretty funny.

[TheDocoz123]

WHat map is this is this an DLC?

[SlightlyAdvanced]

@TheDocoz123 kharg island on the us team

[FinnishGaming]

@SlightlyAdvanced What? Kharg Island? To me it looks like a Noshar Canals-map. Please, double check! :D

[SlightlyAdvanced]

@FinnishGaming lol im a retard...

didnt think and forgott this map also got a carrier

[FinnishGaming]

@SlightlyAdvanced Haha, that doesn't make you a retard! You just forgot something! Everyone makes mistakes, so it's okay to be wrong once in a while. xD

[MrZepp22]

the thing that bf3 misses is the heavy sound of guns, like in BFBC2 the m95 sniper or the AA gun

[CRMfanforLSU]

he when 88 miles per hour and disappeared. I hope he comes back for more fails.

[JackThaGamer]

great scott

[jaky3]

Why did you edit the original video shorter? It was better after the guy just starts repairing the chopper as if nothing happens. No credits either.

[get1modernwarfare2]

}{-D I wanna try that now

[BubbleRap121]

And the chopper lives

[KiberNesss]

Bf3 for noobs bad grafics and bad gamplay.. Bf2 bc for pro and betther then bf3

[MrKrisyKris]

@KiberNesss Are you high or something? BF3 graphics are good, I'll never go back to BF2

[warhero296]

@KiberNesss I agree.

[sadwhale57]

@KiberNesss DUDE what medication are you on!!!!!!!!! I WANT SOME!!!!

[FinnishGaming]

@KiberNesss Hey, if you're going to critisize a game, do it properly.

It seems that you've just chosen a bunch of words and piled them up together.

Next time, use punctuation. Gosh.

[Kostet91]

А вертолёту похую всё))))

[Games4Yu]

Respawn in kitchen in 3...2...1...

[MrKill194]

The Jet back to the Battlefield 1943....

[KOxHARxMORNY]

@rim1adam That's exactly what I said man haha, I didn't say the console didn't have jets and I didn't say that every PC map had jets haha, maybe you misread my comment but you should read it again :P

[amazingman40]

That explosion was fucking beautiful

[pavelnoen]

LOOOL

[FlameSword06]

I had this happen before. I went to take off with the jet and then i saw the chopper stuck on its side trying to take off just before i slam'd into it and blew up. Then i stayed on the spawn screen to watch the chopper fall off the boat and sink LOL

[MrJamiewashere]

that heli took the jet to the knee then the engineer to a helicopter blad to the knee

[ssjpui]

HAHAHAH @ 0:01, the jet pushes aside the heli and the heli runs over the engineer

[ICEGHOST22]

remember kids,u first need to know where to park ur helicopter in bf3 before doing it or someone will end hurt...........or killed

[BenignStatue71]

@ICEGHOST22 or back in 1982.

[kaiyan246]

that person must be pissed

[jaybeebee14]

thats what he gets for being an impacient little bitch

[Wilh87]

haha only in Battlefield..

[Aidan303]

he totaly deserved that

[Chicken112238]

@abominati0n121 yeah hackers improve the game so much right? Or is the best part spending thousands of dollars on a computer that can play HD games? It sounds so much better than consoles.

[Moomabo]

@Chicken112238 So, you would rather play with all the little kids on your console? Good for you. Make sure you stick to what you know. :D

[halodude1321]

Heli pilot: Phew made it... HOLYSHIT!!!!

Pilot: AAWWWWWWWWWW SHHEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYTTTTTTTTT *BOOM*

[TheUmbrellaCorpX]

@halodude1321 Hahaha oh man dude i just read your comment and i cant breath im trying not to laugh cause its 11:20 at Night and i dont want to wake anyone up but watching the video and reading your Comment is freaking Hilarious. Oh God.

[halodude1321]

@TheUmbrellaCorpX i think the pilot was color blind so he couldnt tell the heli was there XD

[01YASSIRAHMED]

hahah freaking awesome

[Abominati0n121]

PC BF3 is like 10x better than console BF3

[MATHIJSDEKILLER]

THIS IS FAKE THIS MAP IS NORSHAR CANALS AND THAT MAP DOESN'T HAVE A JET

[KOxHARxMORNY]

@MATHIJSDEKILLER

This is on PC man :D jets are on almost every map on PC cause PC rocks. You probably play console and there are no jets on this map in consoles :P common mistake

[rim1adam]

@KOxHARxMORNY noshar canals is the only map that has jets on pc and not on console. kharg island, Caspian border, operation firestorm, wake island and gulf of oman have jets on both version.

[kaiyan246]

@MATHIJSDEKILLER only on pc silly

[RazorBMG]

Lol @ the engineers get out after to repair the heli.

[Archer2509]

I bet the jet pilot flipped off the entire helo crew.

[eviltwinnumber2]

who else thought he was gonna smash into the chopper

[dnieto1992]

women =/ they will never learn how to park thats why i keep mine in the kitchen

[Tj1056]

this is why I take off the side of the boat...

[creeperinyourbed]

lmao

[AwesomeFace50]

AHAHAH

[OldManFromTexas]

Park on the jet lane.

[nickpaulclash2]

ahaha!!

[quartztom]

lol

[BhavdeepProductionz]

WDF im pissed that was me =(

[TheMlf]

@BhavdeepProductionz probably not

[AwesomeFace50]

@BhavdeepProductionz What's your Bf3 name?

[kanzu121]

HOLY TURTLE PENIS!

[kyle22461]

jet pilot is fail u cn take off vertical with f-35.....

[noobsmoke261]

@kyle22461 I'm pretty sure this is an f-18

[xTheCrazyMarc]

Lol I wasn't expecting that xD

[0013bluejay]

(Player) "damn! im FINALLY going to fly NOOOOO GET THAT HELICOPTER OUT OF THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (crash)

[Flamekiler220]

DONT WORRY THE HELICOPTER IS FINE!!!!

[MrCutyouinline]

hope he has extingeshers for that lol

[funnimonkey]

I bet he waited all day for that jet

[digital0gamers]

LOL at the guy at the end he was like *gets out repair tool* shit wtf was that *turns round* o well *carries on repairing :D so funny :p

[wildghost44]

its called a runway dumbass

[rkcraigslist51907]

Do you think that guy got a chopper that was one model year newer with 15,000 less miles?

[STeeZzYFy]

"OH SHIT WTF WAS THAT. I BLOW TORCHES IT WAS K"

[MiNDx1er]

Nothing a blow torch can handle.

[fail2go]

epic fail lol

[dekdekrdekr]

:DDD



[TheAwesomeGamers123]

he just went back to the future

[CASmithTV]

@TheAwesomeGamers123 HAHAHAHAHA!

[FrancoMineArg]

@TheAwesomeGamers123 to the year 2142 ???

[ArashiTheAssassin]

@FrancoMineArg Maybe he wanted to stop the war EU vs PAC but failed because the Engineer he ("acidentially") killed was the (future) grand-father of a diplomat between both factions, thus creating a time paradox... somehow.

[FrancoMineArg]

@ArashiTheAssassin Doc, this is heavy

[illeatyourself]

@TheAwesomeGamers123 EPIC WIN!!

[cinnci2]

Wake island?



[skrllexprime16]

hahahaha



[levy1126]

ahahha devoooo

[MrSagDog]

Its all good!



[MoreAnonymous]

driving on the wrong side of the road.. must of been european.

[r0x0n4t0r]

@MoreAnonymous Actually only Britains drive on the opposite side, Sherlock.

[ueroshima]

@r0x0n4t0r japanese too

[paxter82]

@r0x0n4t0r most former British colonies drive on the opposite side, malaysia, singapore, australia, prob a dozen more... americans... own the world no nothing about it

[paxter82]

@paxter82 *know nothing about it*

[Ang3lScar]

@MoreAnonymous you know, most countries occupied by UK drive the opposite of americans. Saying Europeans is completely wrong. Who 's your history teacher?

[MoreAnonymous]

@Ang3lScar

@r0x0n4t0r

@paxter82

chill guys.. i was joking..and no im not an ignorant/american :-)

[msmfqasq]

i like how the engenier keeps working like it never happened

[TheModdedwarfare3]

Well fuck.

[blackopszombie1]

The "jet" does anyone know what it is. it's an F-18. People just call them "jets" I hate it. Call it an F-18, not a d*mn "jet"

[Traptameroth]

@blackopszombie1 quicker to say jet. but I see where you're coming from.

[gFOXx17ftw]

@blackopszombie1 who gives a fuck?

[deaner135]

@blackopszombie1 an f/a-18 is a jet bud. i've been around plenty of them they are loud, obnoxious, and fast.

[blackopszombie1]

@deaner135 I know, but alot of people don't even know what they are, there just like "The jet is so cool, I'm so beast."

[ChallengeActivated]

@blackopszombie1

LOL, i'm beast. ;)

[iDJgaming123]

@blackopszombie1 uhhm sorry bro its an F-18 superhornet. and btw the russian jets aren't called F-18 superhornets :)

[ApeoplePers0n]

GET OUT OF THE WA-

[NickNicky248]

LOL



[Cabum85]

Who let the woman drive the heli?

[jmxbox]

Heli - 1

Jet - 0

[orbyloo]

jut repairing my helicopter dododododododo Oh hey a jet! Back to repairing....

[iamabgarcia]

for the most part, people arent aware of their surroundings. they are just doing their thing... they prolly thought

(wtf was that? meeh whatever...)

go back to repairing

[tbowen8615]

hahaha did anyone notice the engineer working on the front of the helicopter get splattered haha

[TizzButAScratch]

Just imagine the engineers with the City Wok guy's voice from South Park screaming "What the fuck!?!?!".

[oldmanwithHemroids4]

This Happens on a Daily Basis for me

[helixdraco]

what happened i see you turned off your targeting system is every thing OK yeah everthing WHAT THE FU............. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[WoodymanTHEJ]

Umm... whoops?

[88flake88]

he didn't put his warning lights on :P

[TheDarthskater]

I think that was me in the plane

[6hrvoje]

objective is neutralized?killing a team mate nice bro

[asdclay]

And not even a single fuck was given that day...

[Youloeka]

Eehm, jets can turn a little when firing up the engines.. That pilot is a moron..

[6hrvoje]

wow nice parking:D

[FluxSkriMau5]

Hahahaha ! My Ps3 haven't survived if that was me !

[simonl38]

I do this on Kharg Island with the Tank its so funny!!!!!!! :)

[TheDashHacker]

hahahahahahha

[JamalBond007]

THAT LOOKED LIKE A MOVIE! O_O

[greasemonkey5]

God dammit Leroy!!!

[Touification]

Typical day in Battlefield 3.

[thehamham998]

Troll lol lol lol lol!

[Mrain56]

Not a single fuck was given that day...

[XmuffinIVIanX]

Trust the midas touch.

[Checorama]

what map is this on?



[MrMiDG3TMaN]

@Checorama Noshahr Canals

[Col88c]

@MrMiDG3TMaN Wrong.. Kharg Island .......theres not even jets on Canals..

[MrMiDG3TMaN]

@Col88c so it is, i thought it was Canals because of the boat xD

[alarik95]

@MrMiDG3TMaN it is canals

[alarik95]

@Col88c WRONG! Bitch please, this is PC, there is unlimited vehicles to every map with vehicles. (except Tehran) That is canals mothafucka

[Col88c]

@alarik95 didnt read it was on pc... no need to be childish now is there... however.. crack on :)

[Checorama]

@MrMiDG3TMaN: i didn't know you could get on those boats.

[winky7575]

more like: do not drive your jet into your teams chopper

[nafaidni]

This should be renamed, "Why you SHOULD park on the runway. ;)"

[shadowssketcher]

thumbs up if this has happened to you

[whorocksisorock]

wow i saw that i couldnt stop laughinh

[sculcrusher199]

how is there a jet on the canals!?!? there isn't on playstation 3!!

[Atzenwohnwagen]

@sculcrusher199 conquest large

[sandsnakesinmypants]

@sculcrusher199 may be on PC

[Legion640]

I just realized how beautiful the graphics are in this game after watching this.

[StackedDecks]

funniest 7 seconds of my life

[TheBestGamingCritic]

u know the guy in the jet thought he was going to win

[hazmat719]

I FINALLY GOT THE JET

I FINALLY GOT THE JET

I FINALLY GOT THE JET!!!!

SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!!!!

[AmeanAF]

@hazmat719 I thought the same thing.

[GunnerKyle16073]

@hazmat719 You comment was so funny i damn near shit myself hahahahhahahahahhaha

[LocoPotatoPRRP]

@hazmat719 ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bulletsoupz]

what gamemode is that? 

[NJBZX]

@Bulletsoupz this is the expansion pack map of battlefield 3. :)

[Russianguyinthehouse]

Aww man you just reminded me about how much I hate the dicks who park tanks in the middle of the runway. Some people don't realize a good jet pilot with a guy on the ground with a soflam can keep every viehicle from moving 30 feet from its spawn.

[dxcVerk]

LMAO funny as hell



[superuglyman888]

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