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  • Best line? This is a three and a half long minute video?!

  • awww soo cute!

  • 'What do you give the women who has everything? And by everything I mean me!'

    Awesome XP

  • @marionetemanJ Amen!

  • Whether Ellen knows it or not, she made a difference on the aspect of gay mariage (sp)... I love her! Not only does she make an impact on the gay community, she has an impact on EVERYONE who listens... She's impacted my life in so many ways!

  • my new catch phrase.

  • China! :D

  • Money isn't made of paper...

  • Anything Ellen says is the best line EVER!

  • Omg I'm constantly entertained by this lady. She is timeless.

  • Ellen, you are great and very very funny. This is from Spain! Greetings!

  • aint she the best?

  • @dflopbop homosexuality has been found in over 90 species of animals but homophobia in just one. So I think you should take a leaf out of the animals' book before you judge and do some proper research before you start throwing around the word ignorant.

  • boo

  • Sorry she sucks.

  • @Yeaitsmeyurmom im sorry WHAT did you just say?

  • @sylmarmusic2012 oh fuck off. you dont like her, dont watch the video kthanks

  • I sooooo love Ellen!

  • Lesbo

  • @muiroford1 um...duh.

  • @muiroford1 How good of you to announce your sexuality as a comment on this video.

  • @JennMcFly  thats OK. This morning my bum is sore because my partner did anal.

  • LOL! Funny. No wonder I like Ellen.

    I swear, the best thing Anne Heche ever did to Ellen was break-up with her so she could upgrade to Portia de Rossi.

  • @raspberrymuffin you my friend are the shit!!!!!! I totally agree =]

  • That is not best line ever!!!

  • So sexy ..

  • money aint made of paper where I live, so I guess that won't be my 1st aniversary present either XD

  • Paper = money.... because money is paper...

  • @Rosesandpearls92 Not in the U.S. it isn't.

  • @NOrtiz2009 I figured someone would be butthurt over my comment. It seems the uploaded censored my comment too, although not surprising. Ellen Degenerate went nuts a couple of years ago. That is what makes me think she is mentally ill.

  • @SlobbyHill trololololol

  • @irishkk99 lololololort

  • @SlobbyHill not sure what that means exactlylolololol

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  • How is this her best line ever? 0_o

  • omg, soooooo fucking adorable :DDDD

    

  • It never fails. Every show Ellen makes me laugh :)

  • "if your married 20 years its china.. and who wouldnt want their own country?"

    i think this is the best line ever.

  • She said "I kid Portia" right after making a little bit mean joke. She is sweet-

  • @pthebeast2 Oh My God, just be quiet. No one came on here to read comments like that and just because someone is gay doesn't mean they have a mental illness. If you don't have anything nice to say the DON'T say anything at all!!

  • Well...She has a point :P

  • SHE'S SO FUCKING CUTE

  • You're right ellen, portia does have everything, and you do too! You both have eachother which is the best gift ever

  • @pthebeast2 "Inform" us when you locate a thesaurus.

  • @pthebeast2. Shut up and stop talking out your arse theres nothing wrong with being gay idiots like u just need to accept it!!!

  • @pthebeast2 fuck you what the hell?! Ya know people can't and won't change the way they are just because dumbass people can't accept them. Nobody's perfect and if people like other people of the same sex fine leave them be. And I'll have you know I have a lot of family members who are gay and also very close family friends, shit, even my moms gay but so what people are just born that way and I don't care what you think. Your not gay are you? Yeah I didn't think so. So you wouldn't know if they

  • @TheJessa1217 Yes exactly that's their problem not mine.

  • Thsts soo true :D

  • Go skywriter!

  • @pthebeast2 You are the one with the mental issue. Perhaps you've never heard of this before, but homosexuality is common among animals too. But yet homophobia only occurs with humans...you have made it evident you've stopped trying to understand. However, if you are going to choose to watch a video, choose your comment carefully. If you care to debate this further, feel free to message me.

  • @Twixcandy14 Feed the troll :3

  • Omg,"select a size.!" Nobody is funnier than Ellen.

  • I don't get it.

  • hhahahhahahaahha

  • And by everything.. I mean me:D LMFAO I died. Ellen you are an inspiration.I loveyou<3

  • Oops - not appealing! "appalling" see? We're all human - deal with it

  • Well I'm not gay, and I totally love Ellen. Given world history, it is appealing that there are still ignorant people arguing on YouTube. Ellen is talented - bottom line. Everyone else needs to just lighten up

  • lolololooololololol I LAUGH SOOOOOOO HARD WHEN SHE SAID( AT 3:26) and the fourth year is a thumb war and thats how baby are made.....thats what my mama told me LMFAO!!!!!!!!

  • The lameness is overwhelming.

  • What about a cardboard cutout of you, Ellen??? haha

  • ugh can everyone just stop with the opinions!!! YES Ellen is gay, BIG DEAL and she's not the only one. People need to get over their own thoughts and feelings about it and just have fun and enjoy her comedic genius.

  • omg lol! i love her!

  • Can't we watch a video with Ellen without stupid people arguing about homosexuality?

  • thats soo sweet

  • WHATS THE LINE????

  • @minniemouse4211 Skip to 1:47. 'What do you get the girl who has everything and by everything I mean me.'

  • @MariaBabesx i love that line

  • @pthebeast2 you are right in how being gay is a choice and I definatly agree with you that it is a very wrong and sinful choice!! But homosexuals are people just like you and me and they should be loved and treated no diferently than I would treat you or the president or the queen or my mom!! They deserve no less love because of the choices they make even though they are very wrong horrible disgusting choices they are not beasts!!!!!!!

  • @zoeybrookes101123 Why you are dumb! What makes you think being gay is a choice? Did you choose to be straight? And who would choose to be ridiculed, or hated, and choose to be told that the person they are attracted to or love is wrong to feel that way? It isn't a choice, if it was a choice, there would be a considerable less homosexuals in the world. It isn't 'very wrong or disgusting' it is natural, they can't, we can't, you can't control they way anyone feels.

  • @zoeybrookes101123 i really would like an answer. what on earth makes u such an expert on homosexuals? have ever been inside of the mind of one? um im guessing no. u do NOT choose what turns u on! u ppl just say that because it makes u SO DAMN UNCOMFRTABLE! u dont choose what gets u aroused! i guess, uve sat there as a teen and go, "gee do i want to like this...or that.....foot fetish?...elbows?....licking?.­..mmmm maybe another day" ugh u are so damn wrong 2 make comments on which u know 0 about

  • @pthebeast2 It's a shame you have to think like that. How would you like it if someone told you, you couldn't marry the love of life because it didn't fit in with society. It doesn't matter was kind of sex your prefer. It's too bad your an idiot.

  • @pthebeast2 WOW you are dumb! What makes you think being gay is a choice? Did you choose to be straight? Or a complete asshole? Society doesn't hate gays nor does it disgust society it is just ignorant pompous, head so far up your ass that you can see what you had for breakfast people like you that find it wrong....and the funny thing is people are born gay, and last time i heck homosexual couple can have children to, and they can even be biologically theirs

  • @Spudd445 Two individuals of the same sex cannot create beautiful life without assistance from another individual. Please Inform me when two men can create a baby without adopting one or without using artificial insemination. Inform me when 2 women can create life without male sperm. Its impossible. Its unnatural. Its sickening.

  • @pthebeast2 You are such an asshole..

  • @pthebeast2 i wasn't saying that, You said and i quote " Homosexuals we're created by straight people " where they is no actual proof that every homosexual was created by straight people. But homosexuals may be "unnatural" but there are some many things in this world that are unnatural, like vaccinations, they were all created from a natural source but are not naturally found in the wild. I tell you what's sickening, whatever warped you mind to be so understanding

  • @pthebeast2 Yes, it may be impossible for a homosexual couple to have children without the aid of another person, but there is nothing sickening about it. Just because a homosexual couple has to undergo another process for them to have children and start a family, does not mean that they are in any way ineligible to be amazing parents. Look at how Ellen treats the baby guests on the show. I think she would make a great mother.

  • @pthebeast2 there are quite a few heterosexual couples that can not "create beautiful life" without the assistance of another individual. There's in vitro, adoption, fertility treatments, surrogacy, embryo transfer... but I bet you were just BLESSED with fertility. Inform me when you can use a contraction correctly. it is = it's

  • @RandomlyChandler Inform me when you can capitalize the first letter of a sentence. I don't know what your motive was for responding to my comment. You can debate all you please. At the end of the day opposites attract, so your arguing is futile. One would think that the penis was made for the vagina and vice versa. Homosexuals contradict the laws of nature. I suppose its a mental illness. I've stopped trying to understand.

  • @pthebeast2 My motive in responding to your comment was that I was saying that there are heterosexual couples that also can not "create beautiful life" without the assistance of another individual so that argument didn't quite make as much sense. Also, there are beyond enough cases to prove that not only opposites attract. For example, myself and a lion are quite opposite. We do not attract. Yes, you're correct on the biology. However, there's been homosexuality as long as there's been hetero.

  • @RandomlyChandler Homosexuality is out of the ordinary in a sense. It seems like men and women were meant for each other. Maybe it's a mental problem. I don't care to understand.

  • @pthebeast2 I can respect that.

  • @pthebeast2 u really are an ignorant fuck. actually, i really believe people like u know that homosexuality isnt a choice or a mental illness. it just makes u SO UNCOMFORTABLE u cant even see straight. pun intended. homosexuality isnt out of the ordinary. its out of the minority. someones not like u and suddenly they arent good enough. if u are a straight person why the hell do u care what other people do? i really get pissed off when ppl like u make comments on shit u know nothing about!

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  • @EmteeThotsRinny Discrimination is actually very natural thing. If something doesn't promote the population of a species (like, say, a black-coated predator in a snowy environment), then that individual gets kicked out and forced to survive on it's own.

    Just because something which is discriminated against is natural it doesn't make discrimination any less natural.

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  • @Ten13Grl and yet, gay animals exist all over the world, and aren't kicked out of their communities or ostracized...

  • @sufifan88 Where were you in Bio? Animals can't be homo because they go by their instincts. The male knows he has to deposit his seed to replenish and keep the species. In fact, they only mate for that reason only, not because it feels good. Watch an animal show or read once in a while before you show your ignorance.

  • @dflopbop I didn't say that ALL animals show homosexual behavior, I said that there are animals in different species, like penguins, lions, goats, geese, dolphins, giraffes, and many other species, that have homosexual individuals within the communities. How about you research before you call someone else ignorant.

    PS I'm a Bio major

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  • @pthebeast2 ಠ_ಠ. Ooooh, you're a Republican. I'm so sorry for that blatant misunderstanding.

  • @pthebeast2 you may have a mental problem and you should be treated like an animal. shame on you!!!

  • @pthebeast2 your calling my great aunt someone with a sick mental problem

  • Ellennnnnnnn <3

  • That wasn't cute or funny, neither is Big Bang Theory and How I Met Your Mother. You People are what's wrong with the world.

  • Happy belated third anniversary Ellen :)

  • haha. it is a good line ;)

  • I hate top comments that ruin the end of the video

  • @randomanchovies1 You can't even see the comments unless you scroll down so... Maybe you shouldn't scroll down before watching the video?

  • @Jahkayhla LOL what's got you so heated...

  • how can anyone think same-sex marriages are wrong? Just watch this, it's so, so right :)!

  • FUCK THE VIDEO I SAW 2 HOURS AGO WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY LAST VIDEO.

    Hahhahahahaha oh Ellennn

  • you r a sweet lady. your wifey is soooo lucky to hav uuuu

  • Uploaded on my bday XD

  • or you could just get your spouse some divorce papers for your 1st anniversary.

  • I could trade lives whit ellen.

  • @y788lhjk1 O my gosh me too !

  • hhahaha " what do you get a women who has everything and by everything i mean me! " helarious!!! xD lol

  • thats great seriously great! love ya ellen

  • i saw the box. dunno what everyones on about.... they must be hiding the annotations

  • "And by everything, I mean me." I laughed so hard.

  • Wait wat pops up at 1:49?

  • Carpet cleaner always makes a nice gift.

  • 1:56

  • Marriage is a catastrophy...

    Love and respect is all that matters, and therefore you need no paper of law, no preaching event or whatever!

    Just kiss your beloved one, be happy and enjoy your common experiences.

    About whom or what the audience laughing?

    Can someone tickle me too? :-)) lol

    No harm meant - just European humour. ;-)

  • Jesus PIease don't wait much Ionger ! ! !

  • she was the woman that has everything, and by everything I mean me

  • OMG that's pretty good! (:

  • hahahhaahahahah i love her

  • lame as fck !

  • well it was good but it wasn't the best... I like her line when hosting the oscars about how it was the dream of many people there to win an oscar (hard to do) and it was her dream to host the oscars...so, kids...here's the message: Aim lower!!

  • who is she married to??

  • @kinghob123456789 porsche derossi

  • @moistbacon lol its not porsche lol its portia 

  • @kinghob123456789 Portia de Rossi

  • It popped up for me at 1:49, I love Ellen....

  • it does pop up at 1:49

  • awww >_<

  • ....And by everything I mean me!

  • Her best line is in finding nemo: come baaaaaaackkkkk!

  • i love ellen... i watch her everyday at 4. she's the best!

  • Thanks for wasting 2 minutes of my life

  • DORY :)

  • Ellen should run for office. Everyone freaking loves her!! and she has such awesome political viewpoints!

  • "Like if you're married 20 years, it's china. And who wouldn't want to have their own country?"

  • Westboro: She's going to hell because she's gay.

    God: Up yours, bigots! Ellen's better than you in every way possible! She's got a spot reversed right next to Jesus!

  • ELLEN FOR PRESIDENT

  • @cruiseguyhawaii

    what's your problem?!?

    Ellen is great and you should watch what you say buddy

  • what does one mean?

  • @SlapstickCoyote its their one year anniversary

  • @ChinizGlRHOT oh i thought it meant like one sex

  • omg the best line was " what do you get a women who has everything and by everthing I mean me " ellen keep doing you thing girl

  • I think her best line was when she said she's getting married

  • That was so sweet :)

  • lol brilliant lol

  • && by everything, i mean me....

    what a STRIAGHT face! haha,

  • AWWW! DAMNIT THEY'RE CUTE!!

    That picture of them with the ONE in the sky is just precious~

  • And by everything i mean me lol :))

  • dory!!!

    awesomeness!

  • @hyujinny Portia isn't her sister she's her wife

  • Yes portia did get lucky,if u read her book u know what i mean

  • Genius in the works

  • is she a lesbian??

  • @123qwe12334 yes she is, I believe shes married. :)

  • @123qwe12334 yess ..lol

  • not her best line but it was funny and cute <3

  • why didn't she just right *1*?

  • @rookieblueluv Because that's stupid. :P

  • @rookieblueluv coz it was their one year anniversary