Whether Ellen knows it or not, she made a difference on the aspect of gay mariage (sp)... I love her! Not only does she make an impact on the gay community, she has an impact on EVERYONE who listens... She's impacted my life in so many ways!
@dflopbop homosexuality has been found in over 90 species of animals but homophobia in just one. So I think you should take a leaf out of the animals' book before you judge and do some proper research before you start throwing around the word ignorant.
@NOrtiz2009 I figured someone would be butthurt over my comment. It seems the uploaded censored my comment too, although not surprising. Ellen Degenerate went nuts a couple of years ago. That is what makes me think she is mentally ill.
@pthebeast2 Oh My God, just be quiet. No one came on here to read comments like that and just because someone is gay doesn't mean they have a mental illness. If you don't have anything nice to say the DON'T say anything at all!!
@pthebeast2 fuck you what the hell?! Ya know people can't and won't change the way they are just because dumbass people can't accept them. Nobody's perfect and if people like other people of the same sex fine leave them be. And I'll have you know I have a lot of family members who are gay and also very close family friends, shit, even my moms gay but so what people are just born that way and I don't care what you think. Your not gay are you? Yeah I didn't think so. So you wouldn't know if they
@pthebeast2 You are the one with the mental issue. Perhaps you've never heard of this before, but homosexuality is common among animals too. But yet homophobia only occurs with humans...you have made it evident you've stopped trying to understand. However, if you are going to choose to watch a video, choose your comment carefully. If you care to debate this further, feel free to message me.
Well I'm not gay, and I totally love Ellen. Given world history, it is appealing that there are still ignorant people arguing on YouTube. Ellen is talented - bottom line. Everyone else needs to just lighten up
lolololooololololol I LAUGH SOOOOOOO HARD WHEN SHE SAID( AT 3:26) and the fourth year is a thumb war and thats how baby are made.....thats what my mama told me LMFAO!!!!!!!!
ugh can everyone just stop with the opinions!!! YES Ellen is gay, BIG DEAL and she's not the only one. People need to get over their own thoughts and feelings about it and just have fun and enjoy her comedic genius.
@pthebeast2 you are right in how being gay is a choice and I definatly agree with you that it is a very wrong and sinful choice!! But homosexuals are people just like you and me and they should be loved and treated no diferently than I would treat you or the president or the queen or my mom!! They deserve no less love because of the choices they make even though they are very wrong horrible disgusting choices they are not beasts!!!!!!!
@zoeybrookes101123 Why you are dumb! What makes you think being gay is a choice? Did you choose to be straight? And who would choose to be ridiculed, or hated, and choose to be told that the person they are attracted to or love is wrong to feel that way? It isn't a choice, if it was a choice, there would be a considerable less homosexuals in the world. It isn't 'very wrong or disgusting' it is natural, they can't, we can't, you can't control they way anyone feels.
@zoeybrookes101123 i really would like an answer. what on earth makes u such an expert on homosexuals? have ever been inside of the mind of one? um im guessing no. u do NOT choose what turns u on! u ppl just say that because it makes u SO DAMN UNCOMFRTABLE! u dont choose what gets u aroused! i guess, uve sat there as a teen and go, "gee do i want to like this...or that.....foot fetish?...elbows?....licking?...mmmm maybe another day" ugh u are so damn wrong 2 make comments on which u know 0 about
@greenlee7smythe Do you know that Christianity is correct? The world around us reveals that G-d DOES exist, and the historical evidence reveals that Jesus Christ really did come to this earth and there is overwhelming evidence that Jesus Christ really did physically rise from the dead. Jesus is coming again and the signs of the end times that were foretold in the Bible are coming to pass.
Don't homosexuals realize that two individuals of the opposite sex created them? Homosexuals we're created by straight people. Being gay is a choice. No one was born gay. Its just a sick mental problem. Homosexuals will forever be treated like animals.To all the gays, Society hates you. You disgust us.
@pthebeast2 It's a shame you have to think like that. How would you like it if someone told you, you couldn't marry the love of life because it didn't fit in with society. It doesn't matter was kind of sex your prefer. It's too bad your an idiot.
@pthebeast2 WOW you are dumb! What makes you think being gay is a choice? Did you choose to be straight? Or a complete asshole? Society doesn't hate gays nor does it disgust society it is just ignorant pompous, head so far up your ass that you can see what you had for breakfast people like you that find it wrong....and the funny thing is people are born gay, and last time i heck homosexual couple can have children to, and they can even be biologically theirs
@Spudd445 Two individuals of the same sex cannot create beautiful life without assistance from another individual. Please Inform me when two men can create a baby without adopting one or without using artificial insemination. Inform me when 2 women can create life without male sperm. Its impossible. Its unnatural. Its sickening.
@pthebeast2 i wasn't saying that, You said and i quote " Homosexuals we're created by straight people " where they is no actual proof that every homosexual was created by straight people. But homosexuals may be "unnatural" but there are some many things in this world that are unnatural, like vaccinations, they were all created from a natural source but are not naturally found in the wild. I tell you what's sickening, whatever warped you mind to be so understanding
@pthebeast2 Yes, it may be impossible for a homosexual couple to have children without the aid of another person, but there is nothing sickening about it. Just because a homosexual couple has to undergo another process for them to have children and start a family, does not mean that they are in any way ineligible to be amazing parents. Look at how Ellen treats the baby guests on the show. I think she would make a great mother.
@pthebeast2 there are quite a few heterosexual couples that can not "create beautiful life" without the assistance of another individual. There's in vitro, adoption, fertility treatments, surrogacy, embryo transfer... but I bet you were just BLESSED with fertility. Inform me when you can use a contraction correctly. it is = it's
@RandomlyChandler Inform me when you can capitalize the first letter of a sentence. I don't know what your motive was for responding to my comment. You can debate all you please. At the end of the day opposites attract, so your arguing is futile. One would think that the penis was made for the vagina and vice versa. Homosexuals contradict the laws of nature. I suppose its a mental illness. I've stopped trying to understand.
@pthebeast2 My motive in responding to your comment was that I was saying that there are heterosexual couples that also can not "create beautiful life" without the assistance of another individual so that argument didn't quite make as much sense. Also, there are beyond enough cases to prove that not only opposites attract. For example, myself and a lion are quite opposite. We do not attract. Yes, you're correct on the biology. However, there's been homosexuality as long as there's been hetero.
@RandomlyChandler Homosexuality is out of the ordinary in a sense. It seems like men and women were meant for each other. Maybe it's a mental problem. I don't care to understand.
@pthebeast2 u really are an ignorant fuck. actually, i really believe people like u know that homosexuality isnt a choice or a mental illness. it just makes u SO UNCOMFORTABLE u cant even see straight. pun intended. homosexuality isnt out of the ordinary. its out of the minority. someones not like u and suddenly they arent good enough. if u are a straight person why the hell do u care what other people do? i really get pissed off when ppl like u make comments on shit u know nothing about!
@EmteeThotsRinny Discrimination is actually very natural thing. If something doesn't promote the population of a species (like, say, a black-coated predator in a snowy environment), then that individual gets kicked out and forced to survive on it's own.
Just because something which is discriminated against is natural it doesn't make discrimination any less natural.
@sufifan88 Where were you in Bio? Animals can't be homo because they go by their instincts. The male knows he has to deposit his seed to replenish and keep the species. In fact, they only mate for that reason only, not because it feels good. Watch an animal show or read once in a while before you show your ignorance.
@dflopbop I didn't say that ALL animals show homosexual behavior, I said that there are animals in different species, like penguins, lions, goats, geese, dolphins, giraffes, and many other species, that have homosexual individuals within the communities. How about you research before you call someone else ignorant.
@dflopbop They do in fact have sex for pleasure among other reasons and homosexual tendencies have been found in nearly every species of animal. Same-sex behaviors (courtship, mounting or parenting) are traits that may have been shaped by natural selection, a basic mechanism of evolution that occurs over successive generations. studies also suggests that these same-sex behaviors might act as selective forces in and of themselves.Maybe you should take a few courses in ethology?
well it was good but it wasn't the best... I like her line when hosting the oscars about how it was the dream of many people there to win an oscar (hard to do) and it was her dream to host the oscars...so, kids...here's the message: Aim lower!!
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Ellen Degenerate as a judge on American idol was the most desperate move I think ANY show has EVER made!!! Ellen knows absolutely nothing whatsoever about music and basically just parroted what the other more knowledgeable judges were saying!! I guess she didn’t mind that the show just tried to use her to boost ratings and that she looked like a total blithering FOOL in the process!!!
Best line? This is a three and a half long minute video?!
theharryedwardstyles 9 hours ago
awww soo cute!
Gigglia101 9 hours ago
'What do you give the women who has everything? And by everything I mean me!'
Awesome XP
pilotMP 20 hours ago 2
@marionetemanJ Amen!
artsygall 1 day ago
Whether Ellen knows it or not, she made a difference on the aspect of gay mariage (sp)... I love her! Not only does she make an impact on the gay community, she has an impact on EVERYONE who listens... She's impacted my life in so many ways!
cddaugherty1 2 days ago
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ukewdgb 3 days ago
my new catch phrase.
Thathystericalmoment 4 days ago
China! :D
unheard0f88 1 week ago
Money isn't made of paper...
thingsetcetc 1 week ago
Anything Ellen says is the best line EVER!
tatianaali93 1 week ago 6
Omg I'm constantly entertained by this lady. She is timeless.
jenjasm92 1 week ago 2
Ellen, you are great and very very funny. This is from Spain! Greetings!
Myinspiration2009 1 week ago
aint she the best?
thapabvdh 1 week ago
@dflopbop homosexuality has been found in over 90 species of animals but homophobia in just one. So I think you should take a leaf out of the animals' book before you judge and do some proper research before you start throwing around the word ignorant.
SmileyElz 1 week ago 4
boo
dflopbop 1 week ago
Sorry she sucks.
sylmarmusic2012 1 week ago
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DYKE!
Yeaitsmeyurmom 1 week ago
@Yeaitsmeyurmom im sorry WHAT did you just say?
Dakota0Skye 1 week ago 2
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Shut up dyke!
sylmarmusic2012 1 week ago
@sylmarmusic2012 oh fuck off. you dont like her, dont watch the video kthanks
Dakota0Skye 1 week ago 2
I sooooo love Ellen!
Biaaq24 1 week ago
Lesbo
muiroford1 1 week ago
@muiroford1 um...duh.
TheCannabisQueen420 1 week ago 2
@muiroford1 How good of you to announce your sexuality as a comment on this video.
JennMcFly 1 week ago
@JennMcFly thats OK. This morning my bum is sore because my partner did anal.
muiroford1 1 week ago
LOL! Funny. No wonder I like Ellen.
I swear, the best thing Anne Heche ever did to Ellen was break-up with her so she could upgrade to Portia de Rossi.
raspberrymuffin 1 week ago 45
@raspberrymuffin you my friend are the shit!!!!!! I totally agree =]
Aviebizzydfreak6 1 week ago
That is not best line ever!!!
mirasprofile 1 week ago 52
So sexy ..
cutesexysoft 1 week ago
money aint made of paper where I live, so I guess that won't be my 1st aniversary present either XD
JaiChan69 2 weeks ago
Paper = money.... because money is paper...
Rosesandpearls92 2 weeks ago
@Rosesandpearls92 Not in the U.S. it isn't.
Ten13Grl 2 weeks ago
@NOrtiz2009 I figured someone would be butthurt over my comment. It seems the uploaded censored my comment too, although not surprising. Ellen Degenerate went nuts a couple of years ago. That is what makes me think she is mentally ill.
SlobbyHill 2 weeks ago
@SlobbyHill trololololol
irishkk99 2 weeks ago
@irishkk99 lololololort
SlobbyHill 2 weeks ago
@SlobbyHill not sure what that means exactlylolololol
irishkk99 2 weeks ago
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NOrtiz2009 2 weeks ago
How is this her best line ever? 0_o
Blue3940 2 weeks ago 2
omg, soooooo fucking adorable :DDDD
cognomenalpha 3 weeks ago
It never fails. Every show Ellen makes me laugh :)
TheDesperatehousewiv 3 weeks ago
"if your married 20 years its china.. and who wouldnt want their own country?"
i think this is the best line ever.
ellaheartsmcrpatdfob 3 weeks ago
She said "I kid Portia" right after making a little bit mean joke. She is sweet-
null2j 3 weeks ago
@pthebeast2 Oh My God, just be quiet. No one came on here to read comments like that and just because someone is gay doesn't mean they have a mental illness. If you don't have anything nice to say the DON'T say anything at all!!
LunaLuvgood27 3 weeks ago
Well...She has a point :P
WolfieTheGreat101 3 weeks ago 4
SHE'S SO FUCKING CUTE
Levelendless 4 weeks ago 2
You're right ellen, portia does have everything, and you do too! You both have eachother which is the best gift ever
JasminAngali97 4 weeks ago 2
@pthebeast2 "Inform" us when you locate a thesaurus.
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AnnaBanana5394 1 month ago
@pthebeast2. Shut up and stop talking out your arse theres nothing wrong with being gay idiots like u just need to accept it!!!
08k1whem24 1 month ago
@pthebeast2 fuck you what the hell?! Ya know people can't and won't change the way they are just because dumbass people can't accept them. Nobody's perfect and if people like other people of the same sex fine leave them be. And I'll have you know I have a lot of family members who are gay and also very close family friends, shit, even my moms gay but so what people are just born that way and I don't care what you think. Your not gay are you? Yeah I didn't think so. So you wouldn't know if they
TheJessa1217 1 month ago
@TheJessa1217 Yes exactly that's their problem not mine.
pthebeast2 3 weeks ago
Thsts soo true :D
MissKity00 1 month ago
Go skywriter!
nellie2581 1 month ago
@pthebeast2 You are the one with the mental issue. Perhaps you've never heard of this before, but homosexuality is common among animals too. But yet homophobia only occurs with humans...you have made it evident you've stopped trying to understand. However, if you are going to choose to watch a video, choose your comment carefully. If you care to debate this further, feel free to message me.
Twixcandy14 1 month ago
@Twixcandy14 Feed the troll :3
loliplaysax 1 month ago
Omg,"select a size.!" Nobody is funnier than Ellen.
Nancyjean24 1 month ago
I don't get it.
ILoveBlackMetal100 1 month ago
hhahahhahahaahha
katelynnvien 1 month ago
And by everything.. I mean me:D LMFAO I died. Ellen you are an inspiration.I loveyou<3
Fakebitchesxoxo 1 month ago
Oops - not appealing! "appalling" see? We're all human - deal with it
levie143 1 month ago
Well I'm not gay, and I totally love Ellen. Given world history, it is appealing that there are still ignorant people arguing on YouTube. Ellen is talented - bottom line. Everyone else needs to just lighten up
levie143 1 month ago
lolololooololololol I LAUGH SOOOOOOO HARD WHEN SHE SAID( AT 3:26) and the fourth year is a thumb war and thats how baby are made.....thats what my mama told me LMFAO!!!!!!!!
taylorswiftfan532 1 month ago
The lameness is overwhelming.
SarsecPally 2 months ago
What about a cardboard cutout of you, Ellen??? haha
EmiRenee36 2 months ago
ugh can everyone just stop with the opinions!!! YES Ellen is gay, BIG DEAL and she's not the only one. People need to get over their own thoughts and feelings about it and just have fun and enjoy her comedic genius.
mcawesomeguy101 2 months ago
omg lol! i love her!
bethanyrox208 2 months ago
Can't we watch a video with Ellen without stupid people arguing about homosexuality?
amerskos 2 months ago
thats soo sweet
TheChocolatechip123 2 months ago
WHATS THE LINE????
minniemouse4211 2 months ago 51
@minniemouse4211 Skip to 1:47. 'What do you get the girl who has everything and by everything I mean me.'
MariaBabesx 2 months ago 165
@MariaBabesx i love that line
glitteryglitz12 2 weeks ago
@pthebeast2 you are right in how being gay is a choice and I definatly agree with you that it is a very wrong and sinful choice!! But homosexuals are people just like you and me and they should be loved and treated no diferently than I would treat you or the president or the queen or my mom!! They deserve no less love because of the choices they make even though they are very wrong horrible disgusting choices they are not beasts!!!!!!!
zoeybrookes101123 2 months ago
@zoeybrookes101123 Why you are dumb! What makes you think being gay is a choice? Did you choose to be straight? And who would choose to be ridiculed, or hated, and choose to be told that the person they are attracted to or love is wrong to feel that way? It isn't a choice, if it was a choice, there would be a considerable less homosexuals in the world. It isn't 'very wrong or disgusting' it is natural, they can't, we can't, you can't control they way anyone feels.
Spudd445 2 months ago
@zoeybrookes101123 i really would like an answer. what on earth makes u such an expert on homosexuals? have ever been inside of the mind of one? um im guessing no. u do NOT choose what turns u on! u ppl just say that because it makes u SO DAMN UNCOMFRTABLE! u dont choose what gets u aroused! i guess, uve sat there as a teen and go, "gee do i want to like this...or that.....foot fetish?...elbows?....licking?...mmmm maybe another day" ugh u are so damn wrong 2 make comments on which u know 0 about
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Don't homosexuals realize that two individuals of the opposite sex created them? Homosexuals we're created by straight people. Being gay is a choice. No one was born gay. Its just a sick mental problem. Homosexuals will forever be treated like animals.To all the gays, Society hates you. You disgust us.
pthebeast2 2 months ago
@pthebeast2 It's a shame you have to think like that. How would you like it if someone told you, you couldn't marry the love of life because it didn't fit in with society. It doesn't matter was kind of sex your prefer. It's too bad your an idiot.
Fizzipop13 2 months ago
@pthebeast2 WOW you are dumb! What makes you think being gay is a choice? Did you choose to be straight? Or a complete asshole? Society doesn't hate gays nor does it disgust society it is just ignorant pompous, head so far up your ass that you can see what you had for breakfast people like you that find it wrong....and the funny thing is people are born gay, and last time i heck homosexual couple can have children to, and they can even be biologically theirs
Spudd445 2 months ago 2
@Spudd445 Two individuals of the same sex cannot create beautiful life without assistance from another individual. Please Inform me when two men can create a baby without adopting one or without using artificial insemination. Inform me when 2 women can create life without male sperm. Its impossible. Its unnatural. Its sickening.
pthebeast2 2 months ago
@pthebeast2 You are such an asshole..
11Ellz 2 months ago
@pthebeast2 i wasn't saying that, You said and i quote " Homosexuals we're created by straight people " where they is no actual proof that every homosexual was created by straight people. But homosexuals may be "unnatural" but there are some many things in this world that are unnatural, like vaccinations, they were all created from a natural source but are not naturally found in the wild. I tell you what's sickening, whatever warped you mind to be so understanding
Spudd445 2 months ago
@pthebeast2 Yes, it may be impossible for a homosexual couple to have children without the aid of another person, but there is nothing sickening about it. Just because a homosexual couple has to undergo another process for them to have children and start a family, does not mean that they are in any way ineligible to be amazing parents. Look at how Ellen treats the baby guests on the show. I think she would make a great mother.
penguinboi87 2 months ago
@pthebeast2 there are quite a few heterosexual couples that can not "create beautiful life" without the assistance of another individual. There's in vitro, adoption, fertility treatments, surrogacy, embryo transfer... but I bet you were just BLESSED with fertility. Inform me when you can use a contraction correctly. it is = it's
RandomlyChandler 1 month ago
@RandomlyChandler Inform me when you can capitalize the first letter of a sentence. I don't know what your motive was for responding to my comment. You can debate all you please. At the end of the day opposites attract, so your arguing is futile. One would think that the penis was made for the vagina and vice versa. Homosexuals contradict the laws of nature. I suppose its a mental illness. I've stopped trying to understand.
pthebeast2 1 month ago
@pthebeast2 My motive in responding to your comment was that I was saying that there are heterosexual couples that also can not "create beautiful life" without the assistance of another individual so that argument didn't quite make as much sense. Also, there are beyond enough cases to prove that not only opposites attract. For example, myself and a lion are quite opposite. We do not attract. Yes, you're correct on the biology. However, there's been homosexuality as long as there's been hetero.
RandomlyChandler 1 month ago
@RandomlyChandler Homosexuality is out of the ordinary in a sense. It seems like men and women were meant for each other. Maybe it's a mental problem. I don't care to understand.
pthebeast2 1 month ago
@pthebeast2 I can respect that.
RandomlyChandler 1 month ago
@pthebeast2 u really are an ignorant fuck. actually, i really believe people like u know that homosexuality isnt a choice or a mental illness. it just makes u SO UNCOMFORTABLE u cant even see straight. pun intended. homosexuality isnt out of the ordinary. its out of the minority. someones not like u and suddenly they arent good enough. if u are a straight person why the hell do u care what other people do? i really get pissed off when ppl like u make comments on shit u know nothing about!
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EmteeThotsRinny 4 weeks ago
@EmteeThotsRinny Discrimination is actually very natural thing. If something doesn't promote the population of a species (like, say, a black-coated predator in a snowy environment), then that individual gets kicked out and forced to survive on it's own.
Just because something which is discriminated against is natural it doesn't make discrimination any less natural.
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sufifan88 1 week ago
@Ten13Grl and yet, gay animals exist all over the world, and aren't kicked out of their communities or ostracized...
sufifan88 1 week ago
@sufifan88 Where were you in Bio? Animals can't be homo because they go by their instincts. The male knows he has to deposit his seed to replenish and keep the species. In fact, they only mate for that reason only, not because it feels good. Watch an animal show or read once in a while before you show your ignorance.
dflopbop 1 week ago
@dflopbop I didn't say that ALL animals show homosexual behavior, I said that there are animals in different species, like penguins, lions, goats, geese, dolphins, giraffes, and many other species, that have homosexual individuals within the communities. How about you research before you call someone else ignorant.
PS I'm a Bio major
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@dflopbop They do in fact have sex for pleasure among other reasons and homosexual tendencies have been found in nearly every species of animal. Same-sex behaviors (courtship, mounting or parenting) are traits that may have been shaped by natural selection, a basic mechanism of evolution that occurs over successive generations. studies also suggests that these same-sex behaviors might act as selective forces in and of themselves.Maybe you should take a few courses in ethology?
morninglorybell 1 week ago
@pthebeast2 ಠ_ಠ. Ooooh, you're a Republican. I'm so sorry for that blatant misunderstanding.
shadowking95 2 months ago
@pthebeast2 you may have a mental problem and you should be treated like an animal. shame on you!!!
2202Sanja 1 month ago
@pthebeast2 your calling my great aunt someone with a sick mental problem
BellsReilly 1 month ago
Ellennnnnnnn <3
sk8tergal995 2 months ago
That wasn't cute or funny, neither is Big Bang Theory and How I Met Your Mother. You People are what's wrong with the world.
lfmhucneedtank 2 months ago
Happy belated third anniversary Ellen :)
FweddyLovesCupcakes 2 months ago
haha. it is a good line ;)
TheJustbiebz 2 months ago
I hate top comments that ruin the end of the video
randomanchovies1 2 months ago 8
@randomanchovies1 You can't even see the comments unless you scroll down so... Maybe you shouldn't scroll down before watching the video?
Jahkayhla 2 months ago
@Jahkayhla LOL what's got you so heated...
randomanchovies1 2 months ago
how can anyone think same-sex marriages are wrong? Just watch this, it's so, so right :)!
kixily 2 months ago 5
FUCK THE VIDEO I SAW 2 HOURS AGO WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY LAST VIDEO.
Hahhahahahaha oh Ellennn
yourdisneyguide 2 months ago 373
you r a sweet lady. your wifey is soooo lucky to hav uuuu
Tilleyass 2 months ago 7
Uploaded on my bday XD
eztutorialsanhacks 3 months ago 5
or you could just get your spouse some divorce papers for your 1st anniversary.
TylerRyler16 3 months ago
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she is so great!
AleKitten02 3 months ago
I could trade lives whit ellen.
y788lhjk1 3 months ago 9
@y788lhjk1 O my gosh me too !
MusicMeganNicole 3 months ago
hhahaha " what do you get a women who has everything and by everything i mean me! " helarious!!! xD lol
mkojic77 3 months ago 8
thats great seriously great! love ya ellen
missproud2bnerdy 3 months ago
i saw the box. dunno what everyones on about.... they must be hiding the annotations
teneillecom 3 months ago 7
"And by everything, I mean me." I laughed so hard.
CountryCutie1599 3 months ago 392
@CountryCutie1599
Why?
whatwouldtarado213 1 month ago
Wait wat pops up at 1:49?
Chunkymonkeystar001 3 months ago
Carpet cleaner always makes a nice gift.
extracashnow 3 months ago
1:56
eresfsfsfsf 3 months ago
Marriage is a catastrophy...
Love and respect is all that matters, and therefore you need no paper of law, no preaching event or whatever!
Just kiss your beloved one, be happy and enjoy your common experiences.
About whom or what the audience laughing?
Can someone tickle me too? :-)) lol
No harm meant - just European humour. ;-)
Ilkamy 3 months ago 7
Jesus PIease don't wait much Ionger ! ! !
bRadicalmagic1 3 months ago
she was the woman that has everything, and by everything I mean me
taylorswiftfanmay 3 months ago 8
OMG that's pretty good! (:
diahanniah1 3 months ago
hahahhaahahahah i love her
alyssashaff 4 months ago
lame as fck !
melody15987 4 months ago
well it was good but it wasn't the best... I like her line when hosting the oscars about how it was the dream of many people there to win an oscar (hard to do) and it was her dream to host the oscars...so, kids...here's the message: Aim lower!!
siobanethier 4 months ago 8
who is she married to??
kinghob123456789 4 months ago
@kinghob123456789 porsche derossi
moistbacon 4 months ago
@moistbacon lol its not porsche lol its portia
toysoldierivana 4 months ago 7
@kinghob123456789 Portia de Rossi
lynnnguyen57 4 months ago
It popped up for me at 1:49, I love Ellen....
tricianfredrmarried 4 months ago
it does pop up at 1:49
anastasiaoleary 4 months ago
awww >_<
amberkim96 4 months ago
....And by everything I mean me!
macrent2 4 months ago
Her best line is in finding nemo: come baaaaaaackkkkk!
hmfrx 4 months ago 5
i love ellen... i watch her everyday at 4. she's the best!
ImAwesome194 4 months ago
Thanks for wasting 2 minutes of my life
cryptosquid 4 months ago
DORY :)
queensugar10 4 months ago 5
Ellen should run for office. Everyone freaking loves her!! and she has such awesome political viewpoints!
saltypop13 4 months ago 2
"Like if you're married 20 years, it's china. And who wouldn't want to have their own country?"
WaterEngel4 4 months ago 2
Westboro: She's going to hell because she's gay.
God: Up yours, bigots! Ellen's better than you in every way possible! She's got a spot reversed right next to Jesus!
LongIslandLongIsland 4 months ago 4
ELLEN FOR PRESIDENT
SarahTremblay21 4 months ago 8
@cruiseguyhawaii
what's your problem?!?
Ellen is great and you should watch what you say buddy
hollymisy4422 4 months ago
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Ellen Degenerate as a judge on American idol was the most desperate move I think ANY show has EVER made!!! Ellen knows absolutely nothing whatsoever about music and basically just parroted what the other more knowledgeable judges were saying!! I guess she didn’t mind that the show just tried to use her to boost ratings and that she looked like a total blithering FOOL in the process!!!
cruiseguyhawaii 4 months ago
what does one mean?
SlapstickCoyote 5 months ago
@SlapstickCoyote its their one year anniversary
ChinizGlRHOT 4 months ago
@ChinizGlRHOT oh i thought it meant like one sex
SlapstickCoyote 4 months ago
omg the best line was " what do you get a women who has everything and by everthing I mean me " ellen keep doing you thing girl
TheLilcoool 5 months ago 5
I think her best line was when she said she's getting married
softfishy 5 months ago 4
That was so sweet :)
chekara 5 months ago
lol brilliant lol
linz85able 5 months ago
&& by everything, i mean me....
what a STRIAGHT face! haha,
mynameis129100 5 months ago 5
AWWW! DAMNIT THEY'RE CUTE!!
That picture of them with the ONE in the sky is just precious~
Whiterussiankrad 5 months ago 9
And by everything i mean me lol :))
EvilGenius96 5 months ago 4
dory!!!
awesomeness!
kingofthedammed 5 months ago
@hyujinny Portia isn't her sister she's her wife
Adorablesinger215 6 months ago 2
Yes portia did get lucky,if u read her book u know what i mean
6paws2173 6 months ago
Genius in the works
justinlovespastry 6 months ago
is she a lesbian??
123qwe12334 6 months ago
@123qwe12334 yes she is, I believe shes married. :)
MercedesMathersxD 6 months ago
@123qwe12334 yess ..lol
rochellebabes22 5 months ago
not her best line but it was funny and cute <3
ShaneDawsonandme 6 months ago
why didn't she just right *1*?
rookieblueluv 6 months ago
@rookieblueluv Because that's stupid. :P
hahahaloveful 6 months ago 3
@rookieblueluv coz it was their one year anniversary
MelissaHam220 6 months ago