Tech TV BLOOPER (Uncensored)

[xboxkiller1264]

"There's no other one like this in the world." SMASH!

[CymroGoch]

Hey nob jockeys, I'd say he was shaking dues to nerves, not because of 'HULK SMASH!'

[Lydok]

"...it records much more accurately"

*break*

"it recorded much more accurately"

[iroh181]

Oh fuh

shit.

[UnknownPrankMaster]

old bastard shouldnt be handling things as old as he is lmao

[massiveman1999]

:troll:



[kernofgort]

I have a box of those in my garage...its an old gramaphone record - made of a hardened wax.

[LeeCDylan]

By far the saddest "shit" I've heard in my life

[MissSwaggLite]

Sniper???

[NASDAQRaider]

"Well that does happen every once in a while. That can't be good. ~mumble mumble!~ Are you done with that?" (Cause I've got a meaningless off-off-off-cable show to do, and I am too shallow and self-centered to care about your loss.)

Moron punk.

[Ishykawa]

Hahahah!

[RedEggsCereal]

chris was on tv?

[Girz0r]

@RedEggsCereal back in the day, before it turned into G4. TechTV was KING

[batmankid45]

he squeezed it lol

[SlayerOfHalibuts]

It's really cool because it records much more accurately than *SNAP* Oh f-- shit! Oh my god. LOL

[dirtylogs]

press 5 over and over lolol

[inirapsag1]

press 6 over and over lolol

[pickle430]

lol well shit

[obadets3]

OH F........shit.

[edisone1]

It was a mass-produced record, and not worth much. He very obviously purposely crushed it - watch how he grabs it with both hands for no other reason, and squeezes. There is NO REASON A COLLECTOR WOULD EVER HOLD A CYLINDER THE WAY HE DOES WHEN HE CRUSHES IT. 

It's a simple-minded attempt at humor, and not even unique - others have done it better.

[playinginthetraffic]

Ah man, I am gutted for this poor guy!

[DestrAjax]

LOL the guy is like"well that does happen evry once in a while so...are u done with that?"LMAO thats gotta be fake dude no way funny shit like that actually happened XD

[xoxoDAVETANGOxoxo]

Classic

[MrLemmy2000]

tv host is a pro saves the show(doesnt burst out in laughter

[MrWuffle1]

Didn't it look like he was squeezing it really hard in the first place? I mean if i took a glass of fine china, it wouldn't make it less breakable if it was the only one left in the world.

[edisone1]

@MrWuffle1 Yes, he squeezed it to break it, after calling it "a one of a kind item" (a lie) then touching it all over with his fingers, which one would NOT do to a rare record.  Wasn't this originally shown on April 1 ?

[marksoutof10]

@MrWuffle1 Yes, you could see his hands shaking with the effort. It looks like he was deliberately putting pressure on it.

[modernrockbro]

I watched this live. It sucked.

[GruppeSechs2004]

I think that old man's next job was being the cook at Hooters. Is that the same guy from Big Daddy?!

[TheJacksterINFO]

LoL Pirillo laff ;P

[therancher1]

if you guys look close it breaks in his hands not by him dropping it

[sammyisback]

ohhhh ffff. shit.......omg...sooooooo sad :(

[TwiLightVids]

You just knew he was going to drop it, guy was shaking all the way through the footage.

[vixter1229]

The funniest thing ever. Still cracks me up after 4 years!

[JayBadlani]

chriss pirillo

[ModelMan1987]

Thats How The Word 'Unemployed For Life' Came To Be

[TheSBWproductions]

I like how he doesn't just drop it, he obliterates it in his hands XD

[flappsta6]

i like how he censors himself lmao "Oh fffff-... shit"

[WWECWWECWWE]

"And this is actually, about, 3,000, maybe closer to 4,000 years old and is the last one left... Oh f... Shit!"

[WWECWWECWWE]

This is hilarious because he almosts says "Oh fuck" but thinks he does a good deed by saying "Oh Shit" instead. "Oh f... Shit!"

[zimmyzimgir]

this is steve jobs 20 years from now and gained 100 pounds

[RealPineappleMan]

That was a cylinder record he dropped. People used those before they had the flat, round records. Some of the first cylinder records were made in 1888. They were made of wax. The one he dropped was probably made of hard plastic. It was probably about 100 years old. It didn't take much to break it.

[Corkoth55]

that was probably priceless :(

[TheDorkySquirrel]

what the hell was that thing?....other than a one of a kind piece

[brush442000]

Way to go ACE!

[Arthetzki]

AHAHHAAAAAAAAA

[stef8850]

what the viewer doesnt know is that his hands were shaking because he was at the point of ejaculation... he seemed turned on by the grooves

[ChrisMcQueen85]

@stef8850 LOL!!! Thanks for that!

[terminator363]

Aw man I feel bad for the guy he said it was the only thing like that (what ever it was) in the world...

[ryswe]

oh ffff shit ohhhhhhhhhhh

[urepkingtarg1]

oh ffffffffffffffffffffffff shit lololol

[calsonick]

Lol. Whoops

[Dasten]

oh ffffffffffff- shit.

Made my day, really.

[Daphonester]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

[EspioTheNinja45]

looks like a old fat ass version of steve jobs

[crazzer123]

I didn't know this was chris pirillos show untill like.. now... i knew about the story.. just not it was chri's show :O

[potshot1]

of course he broke it. thing is brittle and old as hell and he is jittery as hell

[tayxo101]

Oh fff..shit. Oh my god LMAO

[smario3500]

Hey its Chris Pirilo

[hammerlights]

FFFFFUUUUUUUU

[ohiodudemanguy]

its fake...

its blew up in his hands at :15

as if it was shot with a BB gun by a Navy SEAL sniper

[ssjwes]

@ohiodudemanguy wasnt fake it was old and brittle the guy broke it... and it was funny as hell lol

[JonCJones11]

Ohhh....shit

[musmendds]

Laughed so hard and long I started sweating.

[lurkster05]

he was shaking! im peeing my pants!

[FzNscars]

oh fuuu shit lol

[fisheyedfreak]

not fake

[dantheman719]

at :17 you can hear someone gasping haha

[Jimmio92]

Ohh fffu.... Shit..

[tyffy]

I just can't stop laughing. LOL

[InfinitiProject]

One of a kind huh? There's videos of different songs being played with an Edison Cylinder here on YouTube ^_^

[CLCDAN]

Yes, one of a kind, as he was describing, the tracks went the opposite way as any other cylinder made and traded, the machine available for that particular model is nowhere to be found, and the recorded audio on that exact cylinder is also lost. So, ya, one of a kind.

[Theunlimitedgeek]

i would have said well guess i broke it and took a run for it

[CLCDAN]

He owned that cylinder - why would he need to run?

[daganadan]

hahhahahhah that was funny who is this chris guy he same to be funny

[WhiteTaino]

Apparently now there is no longer one like that in the world.

[TheReverendCrow]

lmfao shit this comment made the video so much funnier

[Ms42069666]

@WhiteTaino LoL!



[TheBestYears1996]

@WhiteTaino HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 

[MysticDestroyer13]

quivering hands = accident approaching

[donwilson]

hi reddit ragers

[stupedpindos]

I liked the part where he broke that thing and was like oh fffffffffffffff shit

[gautiergiuliani]

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

[EnavSounds]

---->  uuu shit

[SovereignZuul]

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

[stoopidvideozz]

lmfaooo

[DoctorBimbles]

fail. super history fail.

[aukuse]

lol, Chris Pirillo!

[DeltaPhi79]

LOOL yeah Chris Pirillo. Remember he used to host "Call for Help" on tech TV?

[ThisEnemyFromAbove]

oh my god guys this never gets old hahaha

[xFabledHerox]

this is a one of a kind piece theres nothing like this one in the WORLD ......OH FUUUUUU SHIT hahahahahaha xD

[carcajouxx]

Well I guess you can call it - extinction of a kind- !!!

[myownkangaroo]

it crumbled to pieces O.o

[djslipdisk]

aaaahh man I feel so bad for this dude.

Poor chap ;-(

[jewto0b]

...because of parkinsons.

[Mohnasman]

Bahahah! I love the fact that you can see the pure rage suddenly build, but is then suppressed. FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[KonstantineTheGreat1]

well that WAS one of a kind.

[frohawkk]

i love how hes all like "ohh fff..shit..."

[a456987]

what did he break?

[wweman2424]

is that one guy chirs pirillo?

[princeofpwnage22]

holy shit i feel so bad for that guy.

But this shit is too funny it was so perfect.

[DeXzMontana]

ahw that sweet man didn't deserve what happened there.

[jordinyc]

I'm glad this was on TechTV and mister lockergnome is associated with it. Hopefully it will help encourage people to backup their data and protect their devices. You know, like that milk commercial where the old guy's arms come off and the family watching thru the window screams and then guzzles as much milk as they can.

[naperking]

If anyone comes on here posting that this video is fake, they're obviously mentally retarded and have way too much time on their hands. The same people that think this is fake also believe that the government leaves jet trails in the sky to manipulate weather patterns.

[ero74178953]

oh...ffff shit.. oh my god..

[refresher]

Was this genuine? Did he really just destroy a one of a kind piece or was it a stunt? So funny if it's real!

[RosalindDe]

ff shitt

oh my god

lmao!

[sbc1320]

You can easily tell that he faked that and squeezed it to break it.

[4991Doogood]

he shakes so much

[pillarstatic]

Hey shakey, Let the kid WITHOUT parkinsons hold it.

[manduhhugandkiss]

... there WAS no other in the world like that

lmao if i was the host it would be so hard not to laugh

[Sniggit420]

"yea, I'm done with that." FOREVER!

Haha, crazy old man with his damn shaky hands.

[jbernhardt003]

and now there aren't any lol. that sucks,lol ohhh ffffffffffff,

[min47pgl]

Bless him.

[liquidated20]

Ha ha ha ha! What you have to understand is that this thing he's holding is a "one of a kind piece." Meaning, there is none like it, anywhere. Ha ha ha ha!!

[zaneisnowcoollol]

ooh fff...shit

rofl

[SynthGirl1977]

It's an Edison Cylinder Phonograph forerunner of the modern LP turntables, the cylinders are VERY fragile, as many of them are 100 years old, or older, so I highly doubt that it was staged or faked in any way.

[pogieste]

so what is that in the first place?? some kind of recording instrument yea i get that but what is it??

[zedrein18]

That is absolutely humiliating

[ebwandsc00ting]

He didnt drop it, He crushed it. ahaha

[nodlezfodlez]

Ol' Earthquake Hands strikes again

[cocksprayonme]

fake after 3 times watching

[elixirnova]

Does look fake I agree, but tthe title is probably misleading as he probably crushed it with his shaky hands and it being so very fragile.

[natruto]

i think its real.. because the host of the show had nothing to say.. just a bunch of stupid bullshit.. the only reason i would think it was fake was some sort of stunt to get people to watch tech tv more.

[take2east]

This guy was not faking it. Early stage of Parkinson-sons Disease maybe. I think some of you folks need to lighten up on the old guy. When you get older, vision and dexterity are not as good with a lot of guys. This was clearly an accident.

[Ilikenuman]

mabye hes just got a trapped nerv.

[DarkLightA42]

FAKE! Explanation:

If you look closely at his hands during the break, you can clearly see that be puts pressure on both sides, causing it to snap.

[VFSe7eN]

If you look closely in this comment at darklight you can see his stupidty really come out in this section were he calls this video fake stop wasting your time getting hardon because you think you smart because you call this video fake its not fake you dumb pos kys(kill your self) if your to stupid to figure out my analigy and agin kys

sincerly

Se7eN

[VFSe7eN]

its a live tv show before G4TV p.s Parkinsons causes you to loose function in the certain area of the body and can cause shit like uncontrolable movments such as what happend in the video

[Technoguy3]

You are kinda dumb. Crap like this happens all the time. This was also on TV on Call for Help. Blooper. o_O

[meltdown4500]

Why does so many people think that this was fake? It seemed real to me because that guy looked like he was going to cry.

[M4ND3RZ123]

"oh fffff, shit"

[hoselithaw]

FOR ME THATS FAKE AT LEAST IF HE LET THAT THING FALL IT WOULD BE MORE OBIOUS BUT BRAKE IT WHITH THE HANDS? come on give me a break

[agyness4eva]

god that dude on the show sounds like a manly and geeky chick. Lol.

[Klibbnisse]

Did that thing explode in his hands!?

[masterjoey1029]

Oh fffffffffffffffshit

[kezman2003]

it's so good it looks fake ha ha

[BMWWHEELMAN]

LMAO that was so funny i saw this live, along with patrick nortons "windows does funny shit"

[thegiant1]

I woulda lost my cool I think he handled it rather well...

[Zangloose]

is he lockergnome?

[thegiant1]

What the hell does that mean

[atila339]

Yes he is Chris Pirillo. He has an youtube account called lockergnome.

[shoegazer666]

Awkward!

[benlembo730]

i have one of those in my basement. i got it off ebay for like 10 bucks. not that rare and expensive.

[RGReasons]

no matter how funny it is to see his reaction, watching a little piece of history shatter on TV is mildly depressing.

[CherishedSolace]

You know, I agree with you. I find wax cylinders fascinating. Did you know about the inadvertant recordings that were made by smoke prints?

-Cheri

[3sushipanda3]

lol that never gets old

[OccasionalJDyo]

:(. That poor guy.

[rattlesnakestheband]

lol

[leonardzs]

that tv host has gone through rough times..

isn't he the same one who let out a huge burp live, then couldn't stop laughing?

haha

[JoshuaRSM]

ah.fu..shit

[desertcafe]

OMG! And amazing the fellow managed to stifle his giant, OH FUCK! I'd have been swearing like a mofo.

[zerocool189]

LMAO!

[raceracr]

poor bastard

[nidalla]

bummer

[dylanrocks22]

wait what was that in his hands

[hardcoregeek]

its an edison cylinder. like an early record.

[colesy7]

Don't you mean a ONE OF A KIND PIECE

[jworth1982]

thats chris pirrillo on the right he is a fag that likes to ban u from his tech show chat or sirte for pointing out obvious errors on his broadcasts

[InvaderJim42]

Who hired the elf? (In a high nasal voice) "That can't be good!"

[TrueSoreThumb]

It looks more like it explodes in his hands :O

[jshibma]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! That was FUNNY!!! HAHAHAHA

[WrBinITA]

oooooooffffshit..!

[rocker223rock]

eheheheheh......Who records this stuff. NO LIFE

[Shinigami1016]

I feel so awful for him!!!

[bananapeel72]

he squished it

 lofuckinl

[darklinkofhell]

we can hear a guy like WOO in the studio rofl!

[SmokeySmyth]

it exploded in his hands hahahha

[chewiemalmsteen]

I love how he almost drops the f-bomb, but smoothly transitions into a less frowned upon swear! lol!!!

[lucasmaximusdecinus]

HA!!HA!! that is friggin awesome!!!!!