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  • Hey whats the explanation for what happens to jar jar after the 3rd movie?

  • you know a cool fan edit of this film would be to make Darth Maul the main villian. That would be epic!!!!!! Maybe you could replace the hologaram of Darth Sidious with Darth Mual, and say that he he leading the Trade Federation, but of course Sidious being highest authority, kind of like Darth Vader and Sidious in the original trilogy.

  • I thought Natalie Portman was shit in this. The part of the queen could have been cast so much better.

  • this is the original droid voice, then episode 3 the battle droids have queer retarded hamster voices

  • rd 2d

    

  • I lol every time I see obiwan's lightsaber at 1:02

  • Droid: Where are you taking them?!

    Qui Gon: to coursecant

    Droid: coursecant.....uh that doesn't count...um..uh....ah...uh..You­r under arrest!

    Qui Gon: (pulls out lightsaber and slices droid in half)

  • @Emantheultimate Nothing like a comment that says exactly what happened

  • JAR JAR greetings droids !!! epic

  • Wow R2 sure is a lucky droid ^^.

  • this movie will be in 3d 2/2012

  • Well im just going to say with a little edit like take out all parts with jar jar and all the other un needed junk it could be alot better.

  • @RoboRoadKill Wow. Totally original. No one has ever said that before. What a brilliant observation. No, really, thanks for sharing your deep insights with us. I'm a better person for it and I know it.

  • @amaxamon Well from the way i see it your probably thinking im some little retard that thinks the prequels are better than the original trilogy.......NO! i do not think that and just stop trolling comments because trolling is stupid and you probably don't have the guts to troll the actual video!

  • It seems that everything is getting out of hand

  • Hey a StarWars12496 are you going 2 make more videos on star wars?

  • HALT!!

    I am an ambassador to the supreme chancellor, i am taking these people to coruscant

    WHERE ARE YOU TAKING THEM?

    To Coruscant!

    CORUSCANT, UGH, THAT DOESN'T COMPUTE, AH WAIT UGH, YOUR UNDER ARREST!!

  • Was that Droid Qui Gonn spoke to being sarcastic or was it stupid?

  • @ganados0 The nerd in me wants to say that the Trade Federation's army, being completely robotic, needs commanders that wouldn't be completely void of emotion. In short, it's probably just a droid with some sort of emotion chip.In my opinion, it was a lame attempt by Lucas

  • A shiny metallic ship in the middle of a sunny desert does not attract attention... yeah right! Quin-qon Jin everybody!

  • Im taking them to coruscant. where are you taking them. to coruscant. uh does not computer. Your under arrest! WTF

  • I remember frequently visiting the filming location for the palace in Theed back when I used to live in Italy, a place called Caserta. If you thought the inside looked good, just wait till you see the gardens...

    Why did I bring this up? because hopefully some of you might visit the place on my recommendation and some good might have been garnered from Episode I: The Hunt For More Money...

  • well it's obi-wan's fault for the rise of darth vader why did he choose tatoonie??...lol!!!!!

  • the captain overacts like crazy. but he says my favorite quote: THE HUTTS ARE GANGSTERS

  • The hutts are gangstaZ!!

  • those droid soldiers were made in china

  • @luno44 jaja

  • bla bla bla bla bla! Boring this movie. We see bla bla bla and only that for 90% of the movie.

  • @xMazingerZ fuck you men!, all movie its pure ORE

  • why does the fake queen ask the real queen in disguise to clean the droid bit of a pisstake

  • @1workingday You can see the other handmaidens smirking lol

  • fucking... cried

  • R2-D2: The Little Droid That Could

  • bleeep boopp beep oooo r2 is awesome

  • @Aboaudulabe yep I'm pretty hardcore lol

  • STAR WARS!!!!!!!

  • 4:35 it still puzzles me why they flew straight into the frigate.... They should of performed evasive movements like flying beneath it not straight at it...

  • @miltonluvsno1 Its a movie, its not meant to be logical its just meant to look cool lol.

  • @clarabells22 yes she was. She was protected by a decoy queen

  • I don't get y they would fly to tatoine cuz naboo is in the mid rim and courascsant is in the inner rim y would they fly to the outer rim to get to tattoine ? 0.o

  • @rose23182 Well a hardcore star wars fan wouldn't realize that!!...=D

  • If f RLM even remotely had a clue about what makes a good film, he wouldn't just be known for criticism of someone else's films. He'd be famous for making successful films himself. But that won't be happening.

    No one's ever lined up at a theatre to watch a film by this bozo, and no one ever will

    And I'm not a Lucas fanboy. So suck it!

  • Watch pliketts review at redlettermedia, it's hilar

  • 6:33 i mean

  • I thought queen amidala was padme but didnt she just call one of the girls in the back padme at 6:34?

  • Why the hell did they fly straight at that thing? It's a stationary target with limited laser range. Fly around it, dude. Fly around.

  • bridges the padowan is young obie wan the master is qui gon

  • are you saying Padme is older than Anakin because she all grown up and i think Anakin still a child

  • Coruscant uhhhhh, that doesn't compute... Uhhh wait uhhhhh... You're under arrest! XD

  • who is the padawon, the boy with the blue libesabor?

  • I love how no one realizes that the decoy queen is Kiera Knightly. :D She and Natalie Portman are both such beautiful women.

  • @AislingChristene Physically attractive, sure! But beautiful? Nope! All I can say about them from watching this is that they're just two average actors playing two boring characters.

  • @AislingChristene i knew that, i didnt know if anyone else knew

  • I must remember to give a commendation to my microwave the next time I see it.

  • Not enough fuel to make it to couroscant..............i love how in Star wars battle front 2 tatoine is in a complete other direction of couroscant yet they end up there XD

  • those droids are so useful

  • WHERE THE HELL IS PART 4???

  • this is why you should jump to hyperspace as early as possible

  • I still don't understand why in every star wars movie, when they leave a planet, they head straight through a cluster of battle cruisers to leave. It's a big planet! Couldn't you go around???

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  • What happened to the rest of the movie?

  • @Freelancer591 orgasm

  • god i know far too much about these films.... down to the very name of the yellow captain droids name 0.o

  • What I really hated about this film the 1st time I saw it was that the robots just weren`t threatening at all. They were stupid and were destroyed easily.There was no feeling of satisfaction of defeating them.

    The stormtroopers in the original films always felt menacing, even if they were crappy shots, like they could actually give you a fight. maybe it`s because they were Human and not stupid robots.

  • shit the bed!!!

  • and so our escape plan is to take one of our ships then head straight for the enemy blockade even though we will be in space with literally infinite directions to go. thx family guy :)

  • Still laugh at when them robots get killed :P

  • WTF?!! Where's part 4?

  • that thing where the jedi point at some droids and they all fall down is rediculous.

  • Those pilots sitting on their asses looked like kindergarteners at story time lol

  • Do the robots have souls and consciousness?

  • Whoa that was r2d2? I was not expecting that!

  • wheres part 4

  • and then luke pops up out of nowhere, great job, R2!

  • Epic scene RISE OF R2-D2

    :D

  • @SuperRich96 Yes !! I'm always thrilled by that part !!

  • where is part 4?

  • @9aizat9 yes where is part 4. what has happened?

  • Do you realise that if Padme had stayed on the f!@#ing ship there wouldn't be a Darth Vader?

  • @BKets4ever They also might not have made it to Coruscant, so eventually the emperor would have come into power anyway with fucking Darth Maul at his side. Not much of an improvement, really. Especially since Maul was fanatically loyal to Sidious instead of plotting his downfall like Vader did.

  • @BKets4ever

    There is many things that could have changed the outcome

  • love the droid at 2.46, it's all like OH NO YOU DIDN'T.

  • Oby-wan kenobi was so hooooooooooottttttttt when he was young !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • "Coruscant...er...that doesn't compute...uh...wait...er...you­'re under arrest!" *ZING*

    LMAO!

  • hoosa are youuusa. im padme, and i like big gungan cock

  • @missmuscles14 Actually, it is Keira Knightley. She plays the character Sabé, one of the guards who is pretending to be Queen Amidala in some scenes. :)

  • if they dont want draw attention...why are the bringing jar jar with them??

  • What kind of is that at 0:58?

  • me i don't understand y Amidalla/padmie called 1 of her servents Padmie thats her name

  • @Jedimaster5977 oh, Padmé was hiding her identity so they would capture her servant instead of her. Padmé's name is Padmé Amidala.

  • me i don't understand y Amidalla/padmie called 1 of her servents Padmie

  • LOL, have anyone tried the Audio Translator on this video? It's really funny. 6:40 - "Penis dot as best as you can" HAHAHAH xD

  • @Solweigx3 yeah! and on 2:01 "senator pulp fiction" roflmao! xD

  • @Videomeister19 hahah xD

  • wish he would post the otherparts!

  • 1. Jar jar' s stupidity is just hilarious

    2. That droid sed " umm that doesn't compute.. Your under arresst!

  • R2D2's the best droid in all of space!

  • FFS! why only upload 3 parts of the film you retard, now i have to look for a different good quality one! Thanks for that.

  • Thanks for uploading!

  • @5:58 it took me a few seconds to work out why it wasn't darth vader!!

  • WERE IS PART 4 TELL MY I WANT TO SEE THE MOVIE IN DVD QUALITY

  • were in gods name is part 4? i mean why haven't you made or put part 4 on youtube P.S pls tell my why StarWars12496

  • ah, the battle droids! Such fearsome weapons of death.... if you were a half-dead rabbit with alzheimer's and a gamey leg

  • That black guy seems to know 'Gangsters' well...

  • Fake Queen milking her position by making Padme clean R2? LOL.

  • Part 4?

  • wait wait wait anakins wife is older than him rofl . . . . .

    Nice Job Skywalker

  • Damn, shame Spielberg didn't get to direct the prequels. Would have been far better films.

  • the black guy was the first one to say: R2D2

  • If queen amidala switches places with a hand-maiden to protect herself then why would she still be answering to her first name 'padme' ? @ 6:30

  • @Audovauld wow I have never realized that. Nice catch

  • @Audovauld I'm guessing nobody among the Jedi and any other newcomers knew Padme was her real name. Plus I think the audience didn't know either, so it would be quite the shock when it's revealed later on xD

  • @Audovauld well she was around allies and most people usually just hear queen amidala

  • @Audovauld because I belive Amidala's first name wasnt common knowledge..:)

  • @Audovauld Because there are so many flaws in this movie that I think Lucas kinda gave up half an hour into writing it.

  • @Audovauld I seriously don't understand why the decoy queen sent the real queen off to do some pointless task when surely the real queen would want to be in the trone room to be constantly updated on important things like the status of the mission and the diversion Tatooine

  • @Audovauld Great point! In the words of George Lucas, "Movies are not finished. They are abbandoned".

  • @Audovauld amidala is her royal name only

  • @Audovauld Ah, fuck it I don't know there's so many screw ups in this whole prequel series...

  • @Audovauld ha ha good point, you should ask george lucas that

  • @Audovauld  Well if you think about it, only Padme and her double, maybe even a few other royal security personnel would know that the real queens name is Padme, so the ones who don't know may just think she's a handmaiden named Padme so she can safely answer by that name.

  • @Audovauld because people know her by queen amidala not padme so she uses her real first name as a handmaden name not the queen so basicly people dont know that the queens first name is padme if that makes any sense thats about it

  • @Audovauld to protect herself?

  • @Audovauld To suck my nuts?

  • looks like r2 saves everyones ass again. He's the real hero of this saga :)

  • @savagenoble7 agreed

  • Say what you want about the prequels, but I actually enjoy these movies.

    P.S.: I had no idea Keira Knightly was the decoy!

  • Zero hesitation, everyone here would tap the queen

  • OMG!!! PADME IS A CLONE

  • Where are you taking them?

    To Coruscant

    Coruscant? That doesn't compute, uh, wait, you're under arrest!

  • Lol thumbs up if you could see elliot and ET on the bike at 8:49 (this is confirmed.)

  • R2-D2!! ^_^

  • woot R2D2!

  • who's fucking with my Medicine?!?!

  • 8:05 that ship is sooooooooooooooooooooo made of chrome

  • haha i like the Hells Angels crew around in the backround, around 9:03

  • Where the fucks the rest of the film, fuckin pointless!!!

  • thats awesome how qui-gon jinn spinns his lightsaber and then holsters it as its going out at 00:56

  • LOL at 3:16 the droids still alive

  • Coruscant...uhhh...that doesn't compute...uhhh wait uhh...You're under arrest!! lol whut a stupid droid

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  • wow, I really like their society... I mean, they reward even droids for being heroic!!! (I am referring to 6:47 where R2D2 is commended); Isn't that nice? just heart-warming... I guess in the future when robots with AI will be real we should learn from this... respect the robots for their work not treat them as tools... at least not the ones with AI

  • @bbphnix and any clones we might make perhaps?//

  • @bbphnix This takes place in the past

  • @bbphnix despite the fact that they're sentient slaves...

  • @gilesderoet come on, not everything that works for free is a slave; do you feel the need to pay your fridge for keeping your food cold?

  • @bbphnix no, but my fridge can't think for itself.

  • @bbphnix

    you smoke ALOT of crack, we will actually destroy the world before droids exist

  • @saintconnnor LOL, that was great

  • men those droids are flimsy... I mean.... qui-gon destroyed two of them just by .. pushing them telekinetically into walls.....

  • The women is annoying.

  • where's the rest of it???

  • wut? wait hummm, Your Under Arrest! Lol that was so random! Funny.

  • 1:00 lol I think that was not ment to happen a little sound error there a little me sa thinks. and lol sounds like allso homer invaded that part Doh!

  • starwars is so racest the trade fed guys act like old kung fu movies where there mouths move differently with the words lol

  • it kinda takes alot of imagination to buy droid sentience.. i always thought combat droids where remote controlled in CONTROL SHIPS... YOU KNOW those ships that they need to function .... but apparently they have independent thought... so why do they need control ships?

  • @thewhulk My guess is that in order to make them fight better the battery power is limited, so the droid ship provides them power.

  • the qeen sounds like a depresed teen

  • @warguyful1

    That's because she is the actress playing her

  • @TheMarkOfTheBeast1

    yes and that actress is none other than Ellizabath Swan aka Kira Knightlty. don't believe me look it up.

  • everytime theres a scene with jar jar i move down to see all the comments people typed sayin how they hate him :)

  • I actually enjoy the new movies, I admit they don't even touch the old ones, but I think people are a little too harsh on them. I realize there is stiff acting, but you'd have to be the most ignorant fanboy in existence to not see that there is some pretty foul acting in the old ones as well. And hell, I kind of like how well they made this story match the old one. Well done George, well done.

  • @fratstratraz everyones acting in the old one was on point so please dont go there

  • @jjmegaman90 No he is right, not every single piece of acting in the original was correct. I mean cmon Mark hammels face when he's yelling "NO! THATS NOT TRUEEEE."

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  • How do these videos manage to stay up without George Lucas suing the hell out of someone, or deleting them on sight? Viacom takes down EVERYTHING. I can't believe Lucas is so tolerant.

  • elook at padmes royal mercedes benzzzz

  • DROID: hault

    Qui Gon: Im an ambassador from Palpatine and i need to take these pilots to coruscant

    Droid:Where are you taking them

    Qui Gon: To Coruscant

    Drooid:That dosent compute your under arrest lololololol

  • at 8:10 it looks like he's wearing a snuggi

  • There was an infinity of different directions they could have left the planet in, yet they chose to fly straight towards the ships trying to kill them.

  • the guy didn't upload the whole movie, so suggest watch another one from a different uploader.

  • that queen reminds me of kiera knightley.

  • @laura3556 there is a reaon for that you douche

  • @ErikVaughnDillinger why, is it her ??

  • @laura3556

    That's because she is the actress playing her...

  • @laura3556 the queen is natalie portman who just happens to look like keira knightley

  • It's an army of R2-D2's!!!! Yay!!!

  • did you see the walking droid leg at 3:08