Russell Howard on the Papers - Mock the Week - BBC Two

[Idol2Idol]

This is so true.

[lauramax93]

Asbos, Muslims, Speed Camera Speed Camera, Asbos, Muslims, Speed Camera Speed Camera, Asbos, Muslims, Speed Camera Speed Camera, Asbos, Muslims, Speed Camera Speed Camera, Asbos, Muslims, Speed Camera Speed Camera, Asbos, Muslims, Speed Camera Speed Camera, Asbos, Muslims, Speed Camera Speed Camera, Asbos, Muslims, Speed Camera Speed Camera,

ITS STUCK IN MY HEAD!!!

[XboxArcher]

the sad thing is every word is true....

[ATetrisBlock]

Wonder what he thinks of the Indy.

[lauramax93]

@ATetrisBlock The Independant? its grabing you by the throat. "ARE YOU RECYCLING? ARE YOU!?! YOU JUST KILLED A POLAR BEAR! YOU!!!!"

Glad to be of service =P

[convictPKlol]

[quote the video then at a smiley face to get a top comment]

[ilfcl]

lol i want ,asbo's muslims speed cameras speed cameras as my ringtone :)

[Fab4Sunrises]

"Tell 'em, Telegraph-- CRICKEET CRICKEEEEETTT!"

[CuddlyBadger]

I love it. God we need better comedians in America. Send em on over. WE PAY CASH!

[yellowpotondesk]

@CuddlyBadger sorry we're not parting with 'em

[RainbowAuditore]

@CuddlyBadger very low value cash

[domalmond2009]

YOU JUST KILLED A POLAR BEAR YOU!!!! XD

[DrummerBoy1039]

You know you've done awesome when Frankie claps you

[BringMeSunshine31]

@DrummerBoy1039 love it how the black guy didnt clap tho :L

[charox6]

abso's, muslims, speed cameras, speed cameras...

what a catchy tune ;)

[LifelineStudios]

on every video i've seen of russell howard on mock the week, the guy at 0:55 always looks like he's saying to himself. 'you're not funny mate, just embarassing yourself.'

[MrHeslopian]

@LifelineStudios That's Andy Parsons and he looks that way for everyone. And everyone else looks that way way for him.

[LifelineStudios]

@MrHeslopian nice answer :L

[UNSCForwardontodawn]

hey, I read read the telegraph, and I don't go around shouting 'Cricket! Cricket!'.

[dar3keternal]

@UNSCForwardontodawn what's your favourite sport?

[UNSCForwardontodawn]

@dar3keternal rowing



[dar3keternal]

@UNSCForwardontodawn Do you go around shouting "Rowing! Rowing!"?

[UNSCForwardontodawn]

@dar3keternal no

[dar3keternal]

@UNSCForwardontodawn meh.

[uponly12345]

0:42

[uponly12345]

0:44

[Hammabeads]

"Its full of queers and blacks.."

*Close up of Stephen K Amo's awkward smile*

[Xallys15]

This was the first thing I saw Russel Howard do. Been hooked ever since :3

[MissieKizzie2]

Brilliant! Shows why he is one of the better modern comeidans! :D

[HockeyStickDefence]

If Russell Howard somehow became the British Prime Minister I Think i would die from how awesome he would make Britain.

[littleroachyboy]

Oh no blacks, queers

*turns around

oh hi stephen k amos

[Kinitawowi]

This is probably the nearest we're going to get to a worthy followup to that scene from Yes Minister.

[MrRedDwarf1]

@GothicWiccan13 it's because Stephen K Amos is black and gay.

[TheCobraUK]

This boss eyed twat is not funny at all! all he does is read from a prompter

[xerojreffaj]

@TheCobraUK that round is standup genius. there is no prompter

[TheCobraUK]

@xerojreffaj Oh yeah, I forgot you are there every time..of course is prompted!

[xerojreffaj]

@TheCobraUK Yeah you clearly work on the show. Let's face it we're both guessing. I reckon if it was prompted the live studio audience would definitely notice and it'd get into the papers. I'm also guessing half a minute or so of stand--up wouldn't be too hard to do without a prompter for people who do it for a living.

[bonnie641]

@TheCobraUK u dick

[TheCobraUK]

@bonnie641 Go sling yourself under a bus ho!

[AliminiumHydroxide]

@Meggiemoow Oh shit now you've gone and hurt my feelings.

:(

[AliminiumHydroxide]

@Meggiemoow Then you have a narrow and frankly crap taste in comedy.

[sammylpt]

@AliminiumHydroxide What an absolutely ridiculous comment. Mindless.

[AliminiumHydroxide]

@sammylpt What is mindless and ridiculous about my comment?

[tess94wowzers]

I have heard Russell say "IF ONLY DIANA WAS HERE!" at least three times on this show! He loves that line! :D

[Justfillinthebox]

To bloody funny



[PsychoticSnake]

If I ever see a newspaper that is just a single page saying "DON'T GO OUTSIDE! IT'S FULL OF QUEERS, BLACKS AND CRIME! OH, IF ONLY DIANA WAS HERE...", I know that well have hit official rock-bottom.

[TheMysteriousPen]

Russell said the exact same thing from 0:08-0:15 at Live at The Apollo!

Don't get me wrong Russell is one of the best comedians, I'm simply stating a fact 

[Kinitawowi]

@TheMysteriousPen This round was almost always a showcase for bits from the comedians' stand-up shows.

[TheMysteriousPen]

@Kinitawowi Hmmmm I suppose!

[TheMysteriousPen]

@Kinitawowi I suppose but imagination wouldn't be a bad thing to show.

[hiddenbutdeadly]

what the bloody hell am i going to do with a tomato wallchart????

[ThePimpstix]

Keep pressing 9 you can make Frankie do a funny dance

[mmmPIZZA100]

Tell them Telegraph

CRICKET...CRICKET!!!!

[tHeFuTuReMrSBELLAMY1]

keep pressing 6

[0Passionate0]

The Mock The Week he week crew must be proud of Russ now for getting his own show and everything, Dara O'Brian should go on as a guest on Good News!

[0Passionate0]

@CapitalByoy78

If he dies, I will blame YOU

[funkybij1]

22 daily mail readers have seen this video :P

[darrenshanrawks2]

Keep Pressing 1 for jazz hands ;D

[Crazycrew17]

'DON'T GO OUTSIDE!!!! IT'S FILLED WITH QUEERS, BLACKS AND CRIME!!!! Oh if only Diana was here....' Epic!

[batmanofni]

This is one of the funniest things Russle's done.

[GraySea92]

haha, I used the quote 'Dont Go Outside!! It's full of queers, blacks and crime! If only Diana was here" in my general studies exam as a rant about newspapers and passed!!

[XGoodLuckCharlieX]

you just killed a pola bear lol

[Ianmcl0889]

Russell is by far one of the country's best comedians

[CapitalBhoy78]

Die Russell please...

[XGoodLuckCharlieX]

@CapitalBhoy78 what !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mschocoholic99]

@CapitalBhoy78 mate.......YOU go die........

[SilientWarrior1000]

ohh you silly little things

[jammidodgaa]

0:22-0:28 SHUD BE ON ITUNES LOL

[TheNickelbackfan1996]

"DON'T GO OUTSIDE! IT'S FULL OF QUEERS, BLACKS AND CRIME! Oh, if only Diana were here." ROFLOL XD

[McBrideKirsty]

Russell Howard=LEGEND!

[iamadramaqueen96]

'asbo, muslim speed camera speed camera' This made me ROFL ;)) So funny Love you Russle <3

[michaelangelo323]

"Rell 'em Telegraph."

"CRICKET! CRICKET!"

Genious, absaloute genious

[WolfieBful]

LOL

[TheGiggles1963]

seeing him in february!! <3

[JoannaMatt]

Love it :) So upset that hes sold out where I live

[MalteserGezar]

Fair play Russell you tell them

[ACinTERVENtion]

I love this joke :)

[fishcake1997]

CRICKET! CRICKET! i heart russell howard ;) x

[Brainiac12000]

I love all the funny voices he puts on. I'm going to see him on tour in February. His shows sometimes have age restrictions but I'll be old enough by then (if 16 is the minimum age.)

[antbubb]

@Brainiac12000

yeah, same here...gonna see him Tour in February, should be good :)

[tyu237]

asbos, muslims, speed cameras, speed cameras

asbos, muslims, speed cameras, speed cameras

[cwalsh88]

o look 20 people missed the like button

[TheJojo2202]

@cwalsh88 or these 20 people work for the papers hes criticizing. ;P

[lovexlovexlovexu]

ASBO's

Muslims

Speed camera's speed camera's

ASBO's

Muslims

Speed camera's!!!

Brilliant!!!!¬!^^

[Terminatly]

The joke he made at the start was on Live at The Apollo!

[17Hongo]

sums up the written media beautifully - great

[iloverussellhowardx]

I LOVE RUSSELL HOWARDDDDD!

[Slaterking2010]

O remember the mirror being blue only ons Sundays though.

[JadesVidz]

I miss Frankie Boyle.

I think 99% people actually enjoy offensive jokes..

Far too PC Nowadays...

[itsSaffronxx]

@JadesVidz i used to watch the show for him and russell, but not theres not much point :( another television show ruined by political correctness.

[TheOllidon]

@itsSaffronxx He left because he wanted to retire.

[itsSaffronxx]

@TheOllidon aww, he was like the funniest person on there :(

[JadesVidz]

@itsSaffronxx

Oh I miss the 'Gene Hunt' Days :/

...And I wasnt even born then :P

[NFXShockwave]

@JadesVidz That's the trouble with the whole idea. If you try to please everyone, then you often end up with something so dull and bland that nobody actually enjoys it.

[AliminiumHydroxide]

@JadesVidz Frankie Boyle is not politically incorrect. he's just an asshole whose jokes rely on shock value rather than true comic merit.

[tinysocks3]

@JadesVidz Yeah, I mean he is so offensive to everyone and anyone, that itws not really bothering people, because its not at anyone in particular, well, that made more sense in my head

[Sesquipedaliantique]

@JadesVidz Meh, he's the poor man's Jerry Sadowtiz. And I don't even like Sadowitz.

[Jesswilding13]

You Silly Little Things

[Jesswilding13]

CRICKET CRICKET!!!!!

[Missangels4ever]

Its funny because its true! :D

[ChloeG28]

i love the way he goes if only diana were here !!!!!

[wolves4life1000]

true true

[Jake5875]

ASBO, Muslim, Speed Camera, Speed Camera, ASBO, Muslim, Speed Camera, Speed Camera,

[BaneLupine]

I had an english test where I quoted Russell from 0:39 to 0:45. I passed!

[fishcake1997]

@BaneLupine funny as XD

[BaneLupine]

@fishcake1997 Glad you thought so and I am very glad my teacher thought so and the 2 sets of markers thought so.

[IDrankAmortentia]

@BaneLupine In capitals?

[BaneLupine]

@IDrankAmortentia No sadly that would have lost me marks as the improper use of grammar.

[xXLuciferDarkheartXx]

@BaneLupine What kind of an English test was that?! "How to react on suspicion of Polar Bear murder"

[TheNewCoverGirl]

@BaneLupine Lol I quoted from Doctor Who in an RS exam and managed to get full marks for that Q.

[potterluvver]

@BaneLupine What was the question? And the quote?

[armandin2048]

@BaneLupine Infant school entrance exam?

[Benniboy93]

i used to do a paper round and im not joking id say at least once a week the frontpage was about dianna...

[EdNortonisMineLol]

Legendary... I watched that episode with my Dad and my two sisters and by the time he'd finished, everyone was peeing themselves laughing

[Fakeblad]

ARE YOU RECYCLING!!? ARE YOU RECYCLING?? ARE YAHH??!! YOU JUST KILLED A POLAR BEAR!! YOUUUU!

[Kaynas1988]

I think Russell Howard is hilarious

[katherinesarahh]

that guy at 0:19 is thinkning 'ahahaa, racist twat'

[JimbobRoxsUrSoxsOff]

CRICKET!!!!!! lol

[TheSilveralexX]

lol thts all im gonna say if only diana was here

[LexiShadelash]

Everytime my parents buy the Daily Mail now, I can't help but think "Asbos, Muslim, Speedcamera, Speedcamera, Asbos, Muslim..." XD

[JasonCrossie]

oops dident see Stephen K clapping at the end

:/

[itfben]

@JasonCrossie fuuuuk! good spot, thats scary! :O

[bencottrell2002]

rotfl lmao

[MsLIVERPOOLFAN89]

"peado's peados peado's" lmao

[raggedclown]

@MsLIVERPOOLFAN89

Please go back to school and learn how to spell.

[zaidhakim]

i dont understand the bit about The Guardian, I know they have lots of wallcharts but why are they portrayed as the posh one?

[EbsNhexz]

@zaidhakim Its target market is more the left wing or liberal middle class, the express and others are more the right wing working class.

[MoonPhase94]

@zaidhakim I'm a Guardian reader, and I have to say, I think it's because the Guardian sometimes has a snide and slightly condescending undertone. I think that's what he was trying to portray.

[JKyWd]

i love his one liners, but i feel his routines are a little fast paced.

[SuperstarShazzee]

gotta love him x one of his best routines!!!

[acerocketman]

spot on !

[italodiscorevival]

Probably Russell's best routine.

[toomanyseals]

lol

[TheChocomonsta]

LMAO..he's such a joka!!

[dirtyharryw]

He's not funny.

[claws4pawsx]

@dirtyharryw WTF r u on about?

[knoble430]

@dirtyharryw dont watch his videos then?

[ladyofthewilds]

Russell is just so cute xD

[claws4pawsx]

@ladyofthewilds he is well fit...

[ladyofthewilds]

@claws4pawsx i know, don't ya just love him

[ecco1983]

@claws4pawsx oh yes fit and funny.....I wish we could clone him LOL

[claws4pawsx]

@ecco1983 yhyh for u and me sista!

[MidnightThePrincess]

ASBO's Muslims speed cameras speed cameras!

ARE YA RECYCLING ARE YA ARE YA?!?!? YOU JUST KILLED A POLER BEAR YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

LMFAO!! Go on Russ!! <3 him v. much!! Funny as hell!!

[SuperDoolz]

ARE YOU RECYCLING!!! ARE YA???!!!?!? YOU JUST KILLED A POLAR BEAR!! YOU!!!!!!!

russel howard is hilarious! XD

[StephyNell]

you silly little things!!! hahahahaha x

[JPdab]

black guy didnt clap obviously didnt take that black joke too well. what a wanker

[scrax6]

@JPdab he laughed though

[nosuchthingasshould]

@JPdab The man was almost crying with laughter, he was literally bent double at one point. Yet you have to make an issue of him and his colour. Interesting

[Keo77]

@JPdab that's Stephen K Amos! I think he's an excellent comedian, but the funny thing about this is that quite a lot of his material seems to be taking the piss out of peoples negative perceptions about black people, but when somebody who's white does the same thing... suddenly it's in poor taste & unfunny! Talk about double standards! I mean Frankie Boyle once told a gay joke in front of Graham Norton & he pissed himself laughing, because he tells gay jokes too!

[LittleMissLemming]

Ok, I officially love Russel Howard.

This is the funniest mock of the week clip EVER!

[1man66]

every time u watch this vido u kill a polar bear!

[YuffieRikkuJo]

god i luv him XD x

[Rarnas]

This skit is so good, I've used it in teaching cultural theory!

[matthewmcneany1]

reminds me of yes minister's who reads the papers sketch. Nearly as good as well.

[lhrlyc]

i do fancy russell

[LaurenAppetiteForAxl]

Are you recycling !!!?? :L

[horsedance14]

@oldskoolmacboy if u dont like him u dont watch him!!!!!!!

[oldskoolmacboy]

Get him off my telly and I won't criticise. I'm paying this cunts wages so I have the right to say if I do or don't like him and guess what I think he's fucking shit!

[oldskoolmacboy]

WELL GET HIM OFF MY TV! He's like Graham fucking Norton, he's on fucking everything. Today he was on the fucking one show! I'm paying his wages so if I think he's shit I'm allowed to have an opinion

[xxmazzaxx]

@oldskoolmacboy

Take some advice from me. You don't like Russell and I don't like Madonna. That's why when she is on my TV, I use a magic thing know as a... TV REMOTE! :O

If you don't like him, don't watch him.

Anyway, you're the kind of person he is talking about when he says how people today are full of hate just watching the TV and screaming going "ARRRGGGGHHHHHH! FETCH ME MY PEN OF RAGE!!!"

This, in my personal opinion, is hilarious.

:)

[TheGingerHairedCriti]

@xxmazzaxx You sir are a genius.

You tell him, he is a member of the "what next" parade.

[janistonbest]

@xxmazzaxx you tell 'em, xxmazzaxx! it's like people have nothing better to do. not only does he not "switch the channel" he bloody find a video on youtube, and starts shouting there!! wow..

[MsHerro2010]

are you a paedo?

[twiggycfc1]

Look at her tits 16 today

[iSparkle815]

This is a great video!!!!

[Deanocfc]

The Guardian is a shit paper as well, lefty liberal garbage.

[MrGJV1990]

Are you a paedo, ARE YOU A PAEDO??

[punkdava]

he's fucking halirious xD his stand up is better than his mock the week stuff, but still funny

[harrysmyth]

dont search for him on youtube and watch him then.