ScriptGirl Report 08.15.09

[mohomadali]

DAMNIT I CAME HERE TO LOOK AT CLEVAGE!!

[pigwings]

Who the fuck are you? Where's the hot chick that was on the thumbnail pic?

[Hornet85]

This is lame and boring. Sorry for the honesty.

=(

[MoustachedMushroom]

is this the end of ScriptGirl and her videos? ;(

[mjr256]

Donde esta ScriptGirl???

[tito9090]

Where is the GIRL???

[Solarcoreg]

At least let us know what happened to Scriptgirl. Why did the show stop so suddenly?

Where are yoooooouuuu????

[COLLISION45SUPERIOR]

WERE IS THE REAL SCRIPTGRIL ?

[Ellomeni1971]

HEYYY¡¡¡¡ Who the hell are you ?¿?. WHERE IS SCRIPTGIRL ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

[kaiia73]

WTF!

Where is script girl? I want her back now!

[Igosuki]

she probably sold him the account :)

[jorg1670]

You need an extreme makeover. LOL

[Cinematicbrilliance]

hahahahahahahaha this vid is Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

[whydoyoulaugh]

5 stars for "pulls a billy pilgrim"!!!

[bluemeat]

i think he's quite funni

[dylanhf]

FAIL

[illuman8r]

The Name of the Fn account is "ScriptGirl" numbnuts.

End of argument.

[dontcallmesurely]

WE WANT SCRIPTGIRL BACK!!!

[Johnflugelhorn]

Jeepers Script Girl, where the heck is you at?

[goose864]

close but no cigar....if she isn't back next week give me a shot...bes believe i would do better...on second thought..........yea give me a shot i wouldn't have to yell to get the jokes off...but good job...i guess

[LouisR79]

Its just not the same with out scriptgirl. This guy is not that bad but, I am sorry a poor subsititution for the real thing. Just had a flash back. :-( until then I will take up heroine

[dinner2dr]

Missing SG :'(

[vokalist]

While I agree that there are 2 reason why MOST people watch Scriptgirl, I am not one of the most. I am one of those who watch her for script news. And while this guy is a little over the top, it's not much more than the girl herself. Plus, while I type this I realise how much he looks and sounds like Greg Proops. Plus, he is an industry insider. If you're going to have someone cover for you while you're on holiday, why not get someone who knows what they're talking about. Well done dude.

[ryansheen]

AHHHHH shut the F up..........somebody plug this nut

[acklover]

entertainment fail.

[Vnzmstr]

who the hell are you?!! Where's the almighty SCRIPTGIRL?!! Oh come on... SCRIPTGIRL

SCRIPTGIRL

SCRIPTGIRL

SCRIPTGIRL

SCRIPTGIRL

SCRIPTGIRL

SCRIPTGIRL

SCRIPTGIRL

SCRIPTGIRL

(^^,)

[PhillipH903]

fuck this dude

[MrSpiddy]

Good, but very SHOUTY!!!

Perhaps we can get Brian Blessed to do a guest spot?

[riffraffjunkie]

let's assume I'm computer illiterate, how do i get a script girl note book?

[martinaee]

WTF! I'm with everybody else....

There is only one reason (well, I guess 2) why 99 percent of people watch script girl on youtube.

this guy needs to GTFO!

[xxxrocknroll]

this guy = epic fail,

holy SHIT he sucks

[AlucardBadAss]

fuck this guy

WE WANT  SCRIPTGIRL!!!!!!

[filmzRcool]

now that's one hot nerd:) loved.."you time-traveling perv"!!

[STALKERX9]

haaahhh... you guys have blow it for me..... haaahh screw it, im going for it:

Who the hell is this annoying dude, what the fuck is he doing here, and whos his daddy?

[akaiko1]

fuck you josh

[ThePrince1408]

fuck you josh, i don't like you!

[Tully3674]

Wassup with that fly? Why doesn't the rodent use his tongue to catch and eat it?

[te22a]

Who's this dweeb? I miss Script Girl.

[duinay2]

he is a writer - see how nerdy he looks

[Catnip11147]

who's this douche?

[mft1234]

More scriptgirl please.

[jomom]

Ok lets have him do it again...but this time in a miracle bra...

[cmichellebelongs2me]

This sucks. Why even bother? When is Scriptgirl coming back?

[reallygoodtimes]

Bandslam didn't even make top 10 on release. *cough* This won't help market your movie either.

[kdg184]

I miss Kristina.

[highyoh]

goog idea.

and u r talkmaster?

big up

[jtunkelo]

ScriptGuy? same writing though...

[Comcommer]

only ScripGirl is my angel...

No stars this time

[Ellomeni1971]

Hey ¡¡¡¡¡ Who are you ?¿? Go away ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

[asgore]

Bring the Tit girl back or else im gonna unsubscribe that...

[mattatdoyle]

BANDSLAM was #13 opening weekend, got an 81% on Rotten Tomatoes, and the two Bens on At the Movies gave it 2 thumbs up, or whatever rating system they are using now. Absolutely no interest in it what..so..ever.

[dontcallmesurely]

wtf? you aren't scriptgirl

[benjispider]

This was great, as always. Informative and fun, regardless of the sorely missed Scriptgirl.

Ah, I'm glad somebody sees Jeremy Piven (as much as I like the guy) as a one-trick pony. The guy rehashes the same character more than Sam Jackson for chrissakes.

[gill4liife]

man you guys are fags...

you guys like her for her tits... and not for her scripts =/....

how sad :'(

[council]

"man you guys are FAGS...

you guys like her for her TITS... and not for her scripts"

Nice.

[gauravmalhotra1]

you are script boy. Where is script girl?

missing her mellons

[PhillipH903]

WHO IS THIS FAGGOT?!?!?!

[jaygatsbylive]

What the crap?  Where the heck is Scriptgirl?

[ednbv]

Bring back scriptgirl ASAP or else a unsubscribe may be necessary....

[Silverthumb]

Scriptguy isn't Scriptgirl.

[2JOHNNYT]

NO TITS

NO FUN

[christhalanon]

Honestly I prefer the faster pace greater variation and overall deliver of Cagan. Even the anthropomorphic rodent was tolerable in this episode because of Cagan's delivery. I think Scriptgirl should take a few cues from him.

[imkluu]

Need me my Script Babe.

[BERZERKERX23]

Great episode, though I miss you scriptgirl. Also can we kill that damn fly in the room?

[crimsong19]

Nice job guesting, Josh!

[HELLZZARMY]

WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT!!! (wtf)...lol!

[misterslapnuts]

booooooooooo!!

[Felecia187]

what the f**k i want the boobie girl oh i mean script girl back , did this jerk take speach lessons when he was a kid again what the f**k.

[malibududefm]

OMG, it's not really Scriptgirl but, it is "Band Slam's" Josh A. Cagan filling in and popping more "P's" than a mic check at a stutterer's convention, lol. Miss ya SG ... saving a place on a beach towel for ya, lol

[DavesterVideos]

i love u

[sdfilmcritic]

I am going through withdrawals. I need my dark pigtails and boobies fix!

[Haseo1970]

what  the ...?

[soulstealer29a]

I protest!  I demand chest hair!

[LordEssexDJ]

no...no pigtails?! :(

[1DjRadeoConscyous]

Conscyous F

[FelixTitling]

Wow! Just when I thought ScriptGirl couldn't get any hotter! Love the sideburns and minor chest hairs, SG!

(Still no mention of my script sale I see. Tsk! Poor intel.)

[xF22Raptorx]

WTF??????

[ProfetaParanoia]

der scriptgirl schwäg! das ist toll!

:D

[CasualDaveDotCom]

So I imagine the neked pics of Vanessa Hudgens put a bonus in Josh's paycheck. Will there be Scriptgirl Lederhösen?

[writersmimi]

Hey, as a woman -- I find it refreshing to have a scriptguy! Plus I am a sucker for a guy in glasses -- especially one who has sold a script that was turned into a darn entertaining movie!

[andrewspoppy]

Hey, no clevage, but as ususal a funny, informative report!!

[BlueKyne]

Not the same when SG is doning it but okay......

How about a movie based around Swedish Fish?

[AndrewSnarls]

Okay, I'll stop bad mouthing Josh, and this will be my last post on the subject... but referring to the character Eric Bana plays in The Time Traveler's Wife as a pedophile by way of 'to catch a traveler', in reference to the show To Catch a Predator really turned me off. I really like the book. So if calling someone a pedophile in so many words is 'good natured fun' .. something is really screwed up. He should have thought through what he was about to say before putting his foot in his mouth.

[massagefool]

ha! josh is hilarious. I know his wife. be nice to him people!!!

[voodoo95]

saw bandslam last night with my daughter. surprisingly good. kudos to your guest, scriptgirl.

[stairscout]

is it me or did script girl lost her boobs, cover herself up and became a fat ugly man

[adj789]

lol Scriptgirl smokes the ganj

nice

[hellsing3000]

When did script girl turn into script guy? Does script girl have no time for us anymore? Sigh... Oh well, at least I get to hear the new sales.

[ufcbatman]

no s.g. no happy

[CoyoteBuddy]

No esta bueno!

[thedollarshowcritics]

where are the pigtails and nice tubes?

[AndrewSnarls]

Band Slam by the trailer alone looks like a bad movie, period. Whether it's similar to American Idol/High School Musical (both garbage) or not. So even if I'm wrong on all accounts I have enough taste not to see it. My money will be better spent elsewhere.

This guy doing 'Script Girl' turned me off by bashing GOOD movies coming out on the same opening weekend as the one he worked on. I'll be staying away from everything he creates. His name will be remembered on my crap list.

[scriptgirl411]

Oh come on! Josh's "bashing" of other pics was in good natured fun. Really didn't even say anything nasty about them. And he did a great job on the Bandslam script...that's not my type of movie but because of the writing I really enjoyed it.

xoSG

[ALEJANDRO319]

es el santo el de la playera del cuate que habla al principio del video ..........

[jomom]

Love you Josh and LOVED bandslam! Only, I didnt know Elvis Costello and John Cusack had a love child!

[bcardile]

not too shabby. The man and beaver did well. Perhaps a female rodent may add some spice to zee show

[tmatthews95]

Great job! Maybe next time you could co-anchor? Miss ya SG!

[1DjRadeoConscyous]

say I was gonna write a script and or say it's done already, How would I sell it????

[SalchichaPolaca]

that pic in the magazine is really you SG??

[capman911]

Hey Kristina, I think I know why your in the Midwest. I hope everything goes fine for you. :-)

[1DjRadeoConscyous]

Jeee whath the Hell?????????

ok I know people need a breack; but I was just starting to like her; but any how... that's cool, xmw2, I also can't wait to see chort Circut's remake

[SANTANAFACTOR]

I miss the twins

[adamkirrmusic]

Noooo...this guy is god-awful. I wish there was no post over this!!!

Can't wait until the next real SG update.

[jomom]

WTF??

[OrphanPaper]

but your still you,,,,, script girl where 7 art thou

[AutoteckO8]

Kristina where are you?Lets hope this skit is only a temp. Forget about Twitter and stay on da tube. Can't make a video response if your not here? Hope your doing well and we see you soon. BEST BABE!

[scriptgirl411]

I'm in the great Midwest. Josh was just filling in as a favor...and didn't he do a fab job?

[AutoteckO8]

Yeah he's cool... It was a shocker LOL..

[brtshstel]

Where at? I live in the Midwest. If I saw you, I would ask for your autograph. You are quite the reporter.

[farquoi]

must.. resist... trying to kill... fly...

[klan13]

ahhhh... i miss that boobs too

[sdfilmcritic]

Nothing like the over dramatic comedy news update that I have come to enjoy with the Script Girls news clips. However, where the hell IS she? Is this like an episode of Lost where key characters come and go at the conniving enjoyment of the writers and producers? My heart cannot withstand the stress! Show me some boobies, please!

[SevereRepugnance]

Funny stuff but I miss the big beautiful boobs

[Pirate7X]

He's RICH BITCH!

Did he just quote MF Doom? 2 prop points on the hipness meter (look him up Script-girdles).

We miss the rack but dude did a nice pinch-hit. Get that dough, d'oh!

[mozilla1986]

it's hard to concentrate on the video without your bangers covering the screen, plus it's pretty obvious this guy is reading off a card, the guy only open his eyes at the end of the video.

[Advocate005]

We miss you Scriptgirl. COME BACK!!!!

[mousers21]

How's it swag when you have to pay for it?

[scriptgirl411]

Shh. I'm upselling. My manager's watching. ;)

[massagefool]

Scriptgirl, how cool that your writer friend filled in for you ! Great report, see you when you get back !

[doink1422]

script girl what happen to your voice it got deeper. and your boobs got smaller

[Advocate005]

... and Leon got LARRRRRRRGGGGGEEEERRR!

[BrandtTV]

but I am not sure if the new look is all that becoming...

b

[BrandtTV]

You are as amazing as ever ScriptGirl... great report as always...

B

[Emill1987TC]

We miss u scriptgril, hope u come back son

[scriptgirl411]

Thanks! Me too.

[jkpcguru]

Your a pretty ugly girl. What a horrible suprise! Where's my script girl?!

[nomad202]

She's in Nebraska right now temporary.

I'm guessing since this guy is a "script writer", he must be the one writing these episodes. So now we know whose balls to kick in.

[scriptgirl411]

Yep, I'm in NE. And the talented Mr. Cagan was gracious enough to fill in for me. Do not kick his balls in. Go see his movie BANDSLAM instead! ;)

xoSG

[scriptgirl411]

Ha! Cotton Candy? Leslie, a woman I work with, played the drummer and Charles Martin Smith love interest in that movie. She'll be tickled to hear you reffed it! ^-^

[djmixmind]

I want my Script Girl back damn it!!!

She better not be cheating on me!!!

[jonfr]

hahahaha!!!

[ConalCochran]

I like the new ScriptGirl logo...but this guy doesn't show as much cleavage:(

[thereelmccoy]

hahahahah - nice work! Good to see SG superfriends filling in for her while attending her cannabis convention, er vacation :-) Legalize it!

[KruegerNation]

That's the most depressing thing I've seen in a while. My subscriptions told me that Script Girl was waiting for me with a new video, and then when I clicked on it, I got the un-funny equivalent of Paul F. Tompkins.

[uummmmmmm]

where's the boobs???

[cranjass]

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!! Like going to a Oasis concert, lead singer refuses to play, vocally-challenged-guitarist-b­rother sings whole show, I want my freaking money back, and I will NEVER buy an Oasis album without the lead singer on it, why bother even making this vid? no vid would be better, Sorry folks, Led Zeppelin was right, without John Bonham, there is no Led Zeppelin ... Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[StylinAzn]

Well that sucked!!!!

[MackDuncan]

I miss Script Girl... But this was still funny.

[BrentManStrong]

ScriptGirl or nothing. CHOOSE!

[zeropointproject]

I am just glad to get a report. He will get better with time... I will miss the dry (Laid Back) sarcasm. This guy is a bit uhhh BAM!. But what can you expect from a fellow hack.

[MobiusCoin]

Huh, so... Band Slam is a goo movie? Who knew...

[Domingo0022]

She'll be back. Isn't she on vacation or something?

[JockoBarbone]

Yeah Scriptgirl is hot and has an incredible rack, but I like her braininess as well.

[brabon1]

sg quit?

that blows

[VIKING33NY]

What the hell is this?!! You don't have boobies!!!

I'm appalled!!!

It's a fake, a phoney, a hoax!!!

We shall not stand for such phooey!!!!

[MonkeyWrench4269101]

bandslam so awful i honestly didn't think anything could be worse than highschool musical but this guy found a way to write it.

[MonkeyWrench4269101]

thats why there's been no script girl for a while, she quit and now there looking for another sexy librarian type to replace her.

[Blix11]

That one was funny. I supposed SG hhad a car accident and is currently in comma in some hospital.

[dysthymia83]

What's with the fly? Does he smell?

[eric3141k]

still miss sg, good ep though

[imxlnt2]

wheres the girl, man!

[mceccato]

What? No love for "Ponyo"?

[Hewey19]

Fail!

[expirasin]

Holy crapy you're better than ScriptGirl!

But no fun jugs though.

[MadScout]

No, he's not.

[AndrewSnarls]

This guy is an idiot and 'Band Slam' looks awful.

The Time Traveler's Wife, based on the book written by a woman named Audrey Niffenegger, is a sci-fi/romance. The whole 6 year old little girl thing isn't perverted in any way, I've read the book twice and have already seen the film and enjoyed it. Unlike Band Slam which I'll never see.. because how original, American Idol parody as a movie.. wow, that blows my mind...

Either Script Girl does her own shows or this shit shouldn't even be made..

[jomom]

Well I saw it today and it was great. Not H>S>M ish at all. More Pretty in Pink....

[jomom]

Wow just read your whole post! You dont know what the hell you are talking about as you are totally off on the plot. Fact check yerself!

[PowerGlove79]

I love this guy!

[Seldanas]

Who the hell is this guy...

[HeyRadialMoon]

Oh for joy! I'm a Scriptgurgler! Wait, what?

[MoFuzzzz]

What the hell's a bandslam?

[MasterKiller870]

OMG. I'm gonna buy my girlfriend an SG thong . As soon as I get one that is!

[buddytongue]

That guy wrote Bandslam?!

[MadMaxFischer]

nice of your screenwriting buddy to fill in. hurry back scriptgirl.

[snakedfv]

I dig the new logo!

[voodoo95]

That was actually pretty damn funny.