I'm Stupid- Joe Pesci casino

[traingp7]

5 dislikes? I think 5 people "had their brains put to sleep."

[uk7769]

"You f*ck people out of money and get away with it!" How true. Why do we put up with it? I wish someone would put a pen in Joseph Cassano's f*cking neck. No wait, even better, keep him alive for days, and pop his f*cking eye ball out of his f&cking head. Angelo Mozilo, Henry Paulson, Verschleiser, et al... same to you too.

[mulehead126]

"You're walking around like fucking John Barrymore"...LOLOLOL...

[STONEDPERRO527]

CLASSIC

[morganhill69]

My favorite scene of the film.

[greatsea]

Italian and Irish animosity runs deep in America.

[rub3nski]

@greatsea LOL

[snupee2303]

you think he got the point? :) i'm sure he did

[TheShitfobrains]

the picture on the bar where DeNiro is standing @0.38 is an actual picture of Frank Lefty Rosenthal and Tony Spilotro, the guys his and Pesci's character's are based on, love this film

[kiggittykyle]

YOU FAT IRISH PRICK

[ivangrozny27]

man i wish Pesci would walk into Lloyd Blankfein or Jamie Dimon's office and tell them hes gonna put their brains to sleep

[therealmcnulty]

fucking try me fatso

[uncleDtotheutotheffy]

Best part about Casino, in my opinion is that alot of these scenes were directed by an actual old school Turned informant ex Mafioso. The Real Deal.

[BunkumAndTripe]

@uncleDtotheutotheffy Frank Cullota. He's the guy that shoots Andy Stone(played by Alan King) first with a suppressed pistol in the parking lot scene. You can see him more clearly in the scene where they kill the guy that ran off to Costa Rica(Frank Cullotta shoots him in the top of the head with a revolver).

Still alive as far as I know.

[TheRealKingFilthy]

thats what i do cuz im fuckin stupid

[JMoneyOUTHEGATE]

I love this I sampled it

[PrimeTimeJokesta]

0:40-1:20 Pesci is a BOSS!! Cold as hell!

[mrtundra45]

He should do this to Goldman Sacs, Chase, Freddy Mac, etc.....

[CAinfowarrior]

I think in all fairness i should explain to you what i do here...

[Strykaofftm]

Love it, 2 best actors ever!

[rowdy8888]

John Barrymore... I just Shat ! Great Line !

[leo2404]

Listening to Joe Pesci curse in Casino or any movie is music to my ears :)

[ihatebobsaget1989]

yeah this movie has less action than other mafia movies, but the dialogue is some of the best ever.

[Shanksftw]

This and pulp fiction have the best conversations, lmao

[aquaerikah]

Joe pesci pwns life

[Guidtastic]

Fatso hahaha

[MrGhostblood]

Yes, do want that in large or small bills Mr. Santoro?

[TheMastaN1]

@ChainsawingRico wuldnt you be?:]]]]

[TheExpress666]

Fat irish prick....killer...Joe pesci is out of this world..

[superhornet69]

You can tell that throughout this entire dialogue, there a few times where they kind of slip with their lines and ad-lib. But what makes these two of the greatest actors of all time and Scorcese such an awesome director, they all three have the ability to just go with the creative flow and know when they are locked into an awesome scene and just keep it going and run with it. Pure cinema treasure right here, folks. Doesn't get any better.

[TonyGonzo1988]

Look here you fat irish prick, you put my money to sleep, you go get my money or ILL PUT YOUR FUCKIN BRAIN TO SLEEP!!!!

[klopwas]

Y HAVENT MORE MAINSTREEM RAP SONGS SAMPLED THIS

[hazardous1990]

I don't give a fuck about jail, that's my business.

[devilxhlywood]

no need for occupy wall street, just send nicky to the bankers

[Gman6755]

I am guessing he would have had the money ready the next morning!

[willis354]

Between Nicky And Tommy, it's a no-brainer for me on Nicky due to the fact alone that Nicky was a made man and Tommy wasn't. Plus his methods of fucking people up were a lot more severe.

[Maxat1988]

"where's my head?! where's your fucking balls?" - the best line in the whole conversation.

[MsJazzkitty]

I <3 Joe Pesci !

[serilus4life]

You don't mess with the long rangers horse, pull supermans cape, or fuck with Joe Pesci.

[erickramer4780]

They ought to make a skit based on this where Joe Pesci calls Bernie Madoff!

[MrAlex8525]

IN HERE I DONT LIKE DE NIRO ABOUT HIS WIFE

[thenoisejammmer]

Look I already told you!! i have PEOPLE SKILLZ!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG YOU PEOPLE!!!!

[dandiacalbody]

and that is how you talk to a banker !

[gibememoni]

@dandiacalbody

hell yeah

[TonyGonzo1988]

I'LL BE THERE IN THE MORNING YOU CAN FUCKEN TRY ME FATSO!!!!! LOL

[SMurray1011]

Joe Pesci just owned Andy Reid!

[PrimeTimeJokesta]

@SMurray1011 hahahaha, awesome!!

[JoelPR511]

And about the time I'm getting out of jail, hopefully, HOPEFULLY, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I crack your fucking head open again. Because I'm stupid. I don't give a shit about jail.  That's my business. That's what I do.

[TrianosDellas]

This motherfucker around, aint no debt, aint no problem.

[JoelPR511]

"...Because I'm fucking stupid. That's my business. That's what I do..."

I can SO relate.

[ju8510]

If you dont have my money for me i'll ... crack your fucking head wide open in front of everyone in the bank. lol love the way he pauses and then says that.

[mrtundra45]

"wheres my head, wheres your fucking balls"

[wackytackyzebra]

I think the f word was said over 400 times in this movie.

[jazzyfayy1983]

how many times joe pesci said the f-word in lol seem like that's all he kept sayin

[jelleyman123]

two finest actors of all time

[LONGBALL3005]

I LIKE DENIRO AT 1:02 HE ROLLS HIS EYES.

[sw333tzCB]

umm...why is there a strong abs video in the suggestions box?

[tpain2345]

My favorite scene in the whole movie.."I'll split your head open again because I'm fucking stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail" lolol

[terrdoggs]

"Nevermind fucking Sam this is personal...I'll be there in the morning you can fucking try me fatso".................haha that line is the best

[jrivet210]

"think he got the point" lol



[newsreloaded]

Tommy vs Nicky

That would be epic

[rmendel100]

4 people need to have their heads split wide fuckin open

[PrimeTimeJokesta]

Pesci is such a G. He was so damn badass in this movie as well as Goodfellas.

[Wentfradump]

@PrimeTimeJokesta IF THIS GUY EVER MET SOPRANOS THEY WOULD HAV HIM PICKING UP THEIR LUNCH.

[PrimeTimeJokesta]

@Wentfradump I don't know, he killed many people and tortured them for info and didn't fear anyone.

[Synicaalescape]

lol Soundboards brought me here. Never seen Casino but I really want to now. ):

[whoisdantheman]

Joe pesci foooooo!!!!!

[ThatUJohnWayne]

I admire his honesty.

[Bigmeech26]

His weapon is the nuclear ''F'' bomb

[TheJedgeworth]

You were way outta line Nick, whatta you doin' ? Where's your head?

Whatta ya' mean where's my head - where's your fuckin' balls??

(I love the heavy breathing banker boy does while he's takin' Nicky's shit.)

[ewh83]

love this movie lol

[NY1love]

I wouldn't fuck with Pesci, that man is crazy.

[VFILM88]

THIS ACTING IS PHENOMENAL!!!

[ninjanizzle]

wheres my head? wheres your fuckin balls? lol

[Petervenkman235]

The John Barrymore line kills me every time.

[Klassickk]

you go get my money or i'll put your fuckin brains asleep

[classicrock64]

you can try me fatso

[skooler44]

anyone notice charlie didnt get his refill? LMAO

[fitnessphenom100]

lmfao

[vinstermonster]

YOU TRYNA MAKE A FUCK OUTTA ME!

[bobzani]

One of the best scenes in a GREAT movie.

[WhyteEagle]

...Think he got the point?

[xxfuckyoutooxx1]

Joe Pesci Vs Scare Face

[ThePBerry]

Attention Attention everyone please. This man owes me $150,000 and refuses to pay me, soooo...... You know that marble countertop you fill out you deposit slips on? now it's a skull cracker.

[skooler44]

joe pesci vs. chuck norris =world war 3

[polkafrenzy666]

@skooler44 That bitch(norris) wouldn't stand a chance.

[MrHirsch777]

@skooler44

what the fuck does joe pesci gotta do with that moron?

[PrimeTimeJokesta]

@skooler44 no, Tony Montana vs Joe Pesci=World War 3.

[wiltini1]

@skooler44 lol i got my money on pesci fuugggittt

[gunny426plymouth]

@skooler44 I don't know I think chuck would win initially but when the mafia hears who killed a made man a truck full of wise guys will show up and go to town with tommyguns!!!

[skinwalkerxxx]

lol that guy from Office Space. that guy rules

[trishdadish82]

@skinwalkerxxx yep the "jump to conclusions" guy tom..hahaha

[tjd1985]

Imagine him giving away food samples. You can fuckin try me fatso. You fuckin try me!

[PintendoPwii]

I lol'd at 3:49 and 4:03

[JoePescisBoss]

@PintendoPwii why

[PintendoPwii]

@JoePescisBoss

Because deniro and pesci did a jewish thing

I don't know, it's hilarious to me

[fetalalien1369]

Joe Pecsi is one scary muddafucka.

[GThoughTz1]

"you put my f***ing money to sleep. you get my money or i'll put your f***ing brain to sleep." Love Pesci i hope he is in the Gotti movie

[Authoritybeatz]

LMAO...he was scared as shit, "..........sam"

[inyourfacedouchebag]

whos a better mob guy then joe come on hes a pisser

[THEIAN11]

I'LL PUT YOUR FUCKIN' BRAIN TO SLEEP!

[Apadjekk]

Although his balls made him a dead man. Never push it to far, to big.

[kestonable]

I LAUGH WHEN JOE SAY LOOK AT U U WALKING AROUND LIKE JOHN BERRYMAN LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[rjplamf61]

@kestonable John Barrymore not Berryman.

[XxMGMTxX]

"Did you at least tell her about your little role in that whole situation?

 No I didn't... What good would that do.. that's not the fucking point"

[rjplamf61]

"I think you have the wrong impression of me." I love that line. I use it on people who think I am a push over and they shit. Very effective if you are pretty much a nice person and people start to, well, get the wrong imression of you and they start to fuck with you, Pesci has taught me a few invaluable tricks tio make people shit their pants. Thanks Joe.

[Pfsif]

Send Joe to see Goldman Sachs to get our money back!

[bmotx]

"Where's my head?! Where's your fuck'n balls?"

[kosilubenov]

hundredth like 

[04747474]

You think he got the point? haha epic..

[VanillaLimeCoke]

Continued....

Three years later....Charlie is recovering in the hospital, Nicky is released for good behavior and goes right to the hospital, asks about money, Charlie of course doesn't have it (he's still recovering) and Nicky bashes his head open....Nicky is then carried back to jail saying he doesn't give a F--// about it.

[VanillaLimeCoke]

It'd be funny if someone would do a play on 0:49-1:19.

Him walking to the bank, a short greeting, asking about money, charlie tries to explain the situation and whammo....Nicky splits his head wide open....customers scream horrified....Nicky is dragged off to jail.

Three years later....Charlie is recovering in the hospital, Nicky is released for good behavior and goes right to the hospital, asks about money, Charlie of course doesn't have it (he's still recovering) and Nicky bashes his head o

[peliz89]

italians rule

[ShaiyaStudios]

"Where's my head, where's your fucking balls?"

[moh1612]

@ShaiyaStudios "Your fuckin head is gettin bigger than your casino, that's your problem pal".

[Lynch098]

I swear nobody, and I mean NOBODY, can say fuck like Joe Pesci can.

[sadtit]

It can be annoying to point out the obvious, but Joe Pesci is incredible in Casino.

[XxowendanxX]

Joe Pesci is one bad-ass little MFer...LOL @ "you fat Irish prick"...wow Nicky was a bigot...he also made reference to Ace's Jewish ethnicity and I also think he said something about Ginger being Irish...this is my favorite scene in the movie...two of the greatest actors ever, head-to-head...they both made some excellent points but I think that Ace was in the right...he just didn't want any part of what Nicky was up to...

[mulehead126]

"Cause I'm fucking stupid"...

[mulehead126]

"You fuckin' prick"

[ALLenROOK]

'balloon head' - favourite quote of all time.

[bklynmosmvp]

whataya gonna do, strong arm me? loolz

[slhone]

I think I want my money back

[serveandcollectable]

YOU THINK HE GOT THE POINT?? HAHAHA

[kenbrabus]

LOL hes so casual about it lol

[gonzalezfrank626]

how do you put money to sleep?

[mrgrimm131313]

@gonzalezfrank626 chuck norris can do that

[azwel]

ive seen the prank calls of this so many times, that its weird to see on screen now

[peepfromsheff]

legendary scene in my top 3 movies of all time ...

[ninyae]

What we need, is that scene with Bernanke put in the role of that banker.

[NocturneKing]

You put my fukin money to sleep you go get my money or i'll put your brain to sleep...Too damn funny

[8DuncanConstruction8]

short man's complex lol 

[SumNJFella]

2:49 - you mean quiet like this, I'm the boss lolll - ciggarette holder lolll

[garylp3]

a fucking pink robe and a a a fucking cigarette holder....and I lost control

[38dragoon38]

If only the US public had said to the banks (and their political stooges) what Nicky said to Mr Clarke- no debt problem!

[mrtundra45]

@38dragoon38 whats funny is they portrayed the banker as an irishman....but they sould have used, as joe would say a "jew mudderfucker" or "greedy jew prick'' lmao

[gringolazlo]

"you fuck people out of money and get away with it".... umm yeah nicky, thats kinda what you do too.

[gringolazlo]

wheres my head wheres your fuckin' balls?

[AlanWattParrot]

acting like this IS a professional talent, excellent Scorcese film where de Nero and Pesci bounce off each other and in which also some of the other characters characterisations of how things 'go down' are so real it's intimidating

[MrBroncoBoy78]

What the fuck happend too you? your pink robe and ciggertte holder HA!!

[caliblazed420]

3 ppl got their skulls cracked

[tranceatemyhomework]

i wonder who's tougher?

tommy from goodfellas or nicki from casino . . .

take your pick, both are more gangster than any of the high school kids that throw up gang signs in todays world.

[MadSamDestefano1]

@tranceatemyhomework I think Nicky for sure Stone cold gangster Tourtures,Kills,Fights he does it all

[NocturneKing]

@tranceatemyhomework I'm going to go with Nicky on your question because he honestly doesn't give a fuck about jail or any of the other mobsters.He just wants to rule and isn't about to let anyone get in his way.Which in my opinion makes him far more dangerous than Tommy in Goodfellas.

[sowavyowww]

@NocturneKing totally agree man, tommy was a cowboy but Nicky just did not even care who was in his way, he was blatent as hell about it

[ConsurgoTitanus]

you fucking believe this guy? his fuckin' head is getting bigger than his casino, that's his fuckin problem.

you believe this guy?

[bkzfinest40]

You fuckin try me fatso!!!

[leedumett444]

casino is great, pesci is ace as nicky.

[jbond5150]

one of the most underrated movies ever.

[pgreenlee]

love this scene.forever!

[havesov123]

u no why cause im fuckin stupiddddd i dont give a fuck lmao omgg love love love him<3

[PaullyPaul838]

"You put my money to sleep. I'll put your brain to sleep."

[kezadrone]

Where's the clip where they club f**k out him?

[RaffleisRight]

"You f*ck people out of money and get away with it!". That line is classic.

[MrDts1907]

its Nick Santoro,or Tommy DeVito,doesn't matter,he's just balls,no head,no brain,no thinking,no worrying,no logic,no reason,but acting muscle and toughness,thats it,thats what a man need :D

[arcturus136]

Haha that's one of my favorite quotes. "I've lost control?? You're walking around in a fuckin pink robe and a cigarette holder!!"

[Luciano5OriginalPts]

"You try me fatso!"

[35057]

Your head's getting bigger than your casino, that's your problem. 

[cosmicrider287]

one of my very favourite scenes from this great,great movie.

[xpectz]

Is this the same Charlie....that Dogs mentions? (guy Pesci had on a vise)

[GligarTheWarrior]

@xpectz no, that was charlie m. this guy's last name is clark.

[simmy0987]

lmao. He's one of the most intimidating characters in movie history: Squashing peoples heads, viscously killing people, and he calls someone a 'fatso'.

[TIGRE95100]

@simmy0987 he is short !! 5'2

[vorn29]

We need someone like Joe Pesci to talk to fucking shit arsed bankers now. Fucking people out of money and getting away with it is what they`ve always done. Nice one Joe.