Italian American Used Car Salesmen

[nightcrow90]

Sopranos in a nuttshell <3

[nintendiehard]

Yeah, that's pretty much what I figured the show was going to be like. The commercials alone were hard to watch.

"Who....who the hell GREENLIT this crap?"

[smoshy121]

THIS IS RACIST! ITALIANS WEAR WHITE WIFE BEATERS

[MoFauxHawk]

Boppity boopy?

[Superman64GOTY]

god bless you, ukinojeo

[RubberToadstools]

that sums up Jersey Shore.

[jonnycashman100]

Hank Hill really put on the pounds

[TheFilipFonky]

I'm italian and i find this vid-

Wait a minute.

I do eat like that.

[jparkss15]

I'd be on the lookout for a mob hit if I were you...

[FinnTheSharpshooter]

it's eddy when he's older... from ed edd and eddy ... js

[LittleKudryavka]

ra rum rom ra rom rom

[Drud14]

Needs to be sweatier

[LittleKudryavka]

pawnstars.avi

[TheSecondR]

@LittleKudryavka

xD

Megafail bro, pawnstars aren't Italian and they're on the history channel not discovery, but I still laughed...

[HyperVegitoDBZ]

WHAT DA FAQ

[PureConage2011]

How the HELL did I end up here?

[42prolly]

Just when I thought I was out...they pull me back in.

[RomaDonati]

The most important part of this skit (and the one where I derie most of my satisfation from his humor as an Italian born in Rome, Italy) is that the guy is "Italian AMERICAN" Thank you sir! Jersey Shore already fucked up the image of our culture enough, glad to see someone who gets it

[krusher184]

HAVE MY CHILDREN!!!

[mlpfimgurl44]

@wegeetime99 dont u mean bletter?

[wegeetime99]

Blannolis are better

[lilmoonprincess125]

I'm italian and I find this funny..

[Jayceearegee]

The buyer is actually wondering if the italian guy is a wizard.

[ZombieFighter95]

actually cannoli is already plural, singular would be cannolo (grammar-nazi strikes again)

[TurtleShroom]

DEH CAAAHHZ.

DEH CUH-KNOW-LEEZ!

[KafeiAle]

Approvato for teh lulz :D

[Darkforce2K]

????

[Shawnbar97]

I'm 25% Italian... D:

[TheRockMk]

Not italian here

[0nl1n3Dud3ITA]

@TheRockMk

keep QQ ing pl0x

[TheRockMk]

Sei un bambino imbecille Cristo Santo

[0nl1n3Dud3ITA]

@TheRockMk

haha io imbecille?

Guarda tutti i tuoi commenti che hai postato......... dal primo all'ultimo, e poi vediamo chi è l'imbecille......

[0nl1n3Dud3ITA]

@TheRockMk

Allora hai imparato la lezione?

Dovevi capirlo prima che io ero italiano, non dovevi insistere

[TheRockMk]

@0nl1n3Dud3ITA

La lezione la stai dando tu ma di stupidità continuando BASTA STOP

[TheRockMk]

Se sei italiano peggio per te se non lo sei sticazzi, basta che non me rompi i cojoni che so stufo de te davvero

[macr0machine]

The other guy looks like Kevin James after he got hit in the face with a shovel.

[Csp499]

Not enough hand gesticulation.

[DeloreandudeTommy]

Car salesmen in a nutshell.

[GameBoyGuy001]

The Caaasss... The canoooleieis.... ( im sorry for trying )

[Xmvtjets96X]

The title has more words than this video :P

[Aeiutube]

Pause at 0:05

[MrAutoman98]

these is everyone on youtube!

[evrbody]

Drew Carey is unamused.

[Amnamnimnus]

I CANT STOP WATCHING THIS

[guisman55]

I'm offensive and I find this Italian

[killatore95]

@guisman55 lol offensive i and i'm italian find this

[MattSmyth3000]

I'm not Itallian and I don't find this offensive.

[flcl64]

other guy was polish or someshit.

[ZLScratch]

THE BLARS THE BLANNOLIS HOBGOBBLEBLOBBLEGOBBLE

[Aeiutube]

The guy's name is Tommie.

[PooterSac]

keep pressing 3!!! he is sneezing

[Kriegerherz15]

i dont understadn shit

[Evegoden]

press 4 for best techno trip ever!

[shikidaman]

is it just me or does they guy at the end remind you of Hank Hill?

[dan1035400]

@shikidaman o no way i was getting ready to say that!!!! ;)

[TheGLaDOSvideoCore]

@shikidaman More like Mr. Anderson from Bevus and Butthead, but same person :P

[Ozepyon09]

@shikidaman Perhaps that's his original character Blank Bill

[TheBigJoesstudios]

@shikidaman i think its more like principle moss :)

[DudeManGuy1223]

@shikidaman It's because of the unhealthy weight, glasses, apathy, and paleness. :P

[TheRockMk]

Come butta? Niente di più.

Nessun italiano parla così. No one italian speak this way

[0nl1n3Dud3ITA]

@TheRockMk

cioè devo fare anche un lungo discorso per far capire che sono italiano?

è poi rilassati è solo un commento :P

[TheRockMk]

@0nl1n3Dud3ITA

Ovvio che non sei italiano se lo sei dimmi cosa ho scritto prima. E' palese che stai usando google translate.

You are not italian, transale what i writed here down. Wrong use of Google Translate!

Anyway i dont care of you bye bye

[0nl1n3Dud3ITA]

@TheRockMk

Guarda prova a tradurre la frase che ho postato prima in italiano con google translate....

P.S leggi bene il mio nickname.... c'è un ITA in fondo...non credi che abbia un significato?

O non sai leggere o sei un troll del cazzo...

Bye bye

[TheRockMk]

@0nl1n3Dud3ITA

aporaccionfame tesfacioeculo.

Tralsalte this.

Open your mind dude!

[TheRockMk]

@0nl1n3Dud3ITA

Qui l'unico troll sei te e pure der cazzo

[0nl1n3Dud3ITA]

@TheRockMk

hahahaha tutti i tuoi commenti rimossi, mi fai ridere!

Mamma mia sei propio un imbecille!!!

hahahahaha

[TheRockMk]

@0nl1n3Dud3ITA

L'ibecille sei te bamboccio, l'ho rimossi per non fare flame come stai facendo te idiota come se dice in culo te entra e in testa no

[0nl1n3Dud3ITA]

@TheRockMk

hahahahahahaha! Tu sei stato Imbecille dall'inizio di questa discussione! Gli utenti hanno pure segnalato come spam uno dei tuoi commenti "idioti"

Allora adesso ti è chiaro che sono Italiano?

[TheRockMk]

@0nl1n3Dud3ITA

Falla finita cojone imbecille BASTA

[0nl1n3Dud3ITA]

@TheRockMk

trololololololololololo

No io continuo perché te lo meriti imbecille

U mad?

[0nl1n3Dud3ITA]

@TheRockMk

Ammettilo..... Tu sei l'imbecille dopo tutto questo......

Io dico solo la verità....

[TheRockMk]

@0nl1n3Dud3ITA

Oddio mio BASTA uno NON imbecille avrebbe capito quando è il momento di smettere BASTA

[Wikewaka]

THE CANOLI!

[TheRockMk]

Im Italian and this is crap

[ShankWithAChainsaw]

.....I'm eating a canolie right now. I'm Italian.

[211nate]

/watch?v=rd5w2T5Q2O4&feature=c­hannel_video_title

[SMOTH1289]

I had this on youtube repeat and it never got boring.

[0nl1n3Dud3ITA]

I'm Italian and I find this correct

[partaymaster82690]

@0nl1n3Dud3ITA Well, I'm offensive and I find this an Italian

[0nl1n3Dud3ITA]

@partaymaster82690

I'm really italian, this video is so true

[partaymaster82690]

@0nl1n3Dud3ITA im really italian too!

[0nl1n3Dud3ITA]

@partaymaster82690

Come butta? ;)

[partaymaster82690]

@0nl1n3Dud3ITA niente di più ;)

[partaymaster82690]

@0nl1n3Dud3ITA but your right, it is true :(

[GegaloProductions]

So true

[DustinOffAClassic]

I'm offensive and I find this Italian.

[SerjTankian98]

And in Britain they riot a lot =)

[cowbellphil]

@SerjTankian98 over stupid shit like a soccer game they lost... or won. hahaha

[SerjTankian98]

@cowbellphil lol then in Canada they riot over the same thing except it's hockey (i love hockey). Same shit is everywhere in the world.

[BukimiKun]

im a large gold cross on a chain and im offended

[IMstillraw2]

I'm offended and I find this italian

[cowbellphil]

@IMstillraw2 you're not funny and i find your comment unoriginal

[DemigodsRule1999]

Hmm...my map says I'm in the weird part of YouTube....

[magergamer64]

THE CARS THE CANOLLIES BLAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[Ebob101]

It was good because his nonna made it.

[TheOriginalThought1]

@Ukinojoe Can you make an Italian version of this? Thanks.

[TheOriginalThought1]

This made my day. I laughed. Twice. The nineth time I used an airhorn. My voicebox gave out...

[twistedmetalll2]

Da Cawrs!  Da dowdullie! umruemusmeurmaum!

[4StringStudios]

@twistedmetalll2 he's saying cannolies (an italian dessert)

[thebeaterz16]

LAO

[MillenniumRequiem]

0:07  A true American. :P

[SpikeX96]

0:06 Did Hank Hill get fatter?

[rrthiel]

D CAAAAAAAAAAS D KIDOOOOOLEES

[roman11777]

I prefer blannolis.

[Boredman567]

@roman11777 clever original comment right here

[JorkellDIY]

I'm Italian and wish i had cannoli right now but unfortunately it's more of a sicilian thing and quite uncommon in my region. But there's not much that can outmatch as good cannoli as dessert.

Welp, time to hang myself.

[ProfessorSummerfang]

I can't tell which one is supposed to be Italian! >:(

[DerpyLordofSalsa]

And then, Everyone saw my penis! >:L

[Pivotchop]

@DerpyLordofSalsa How Embarrasing.

[gamerx112]

Not always in that order

[commandercornish]

I have an alligator penis

[Dagger0Fangs]

dude make some longer ones !!!

[thesupercobalion]

Im not Italian, I'm my own origional charecter, Blitalian

[rudytron28]

I'm accurate and I find this Italian.

[lilmoonprincess125]

I'm an Italian American and I found this hilarious.

[OmagaMinion]

im buying

[CyberNeonChrist]

Everytime!!!

[charliesbass]

It all makes sense now...

[BOT101st]

I use to be a cannolis like you, then I took a blonic to the sonic...

[ThisisSigma200]

Fatass: ;{

Italian: TEH CAWRS TEH CANNOLIS OMNOMNOMNOMNOM *fuck wtf*

Fatass: ;{

[GrenzetheMaster]

You see it's funny cause the car market in this day and age is horrible, those poor tortured souls.

[iownu92]

Deh caahs, duh CANOOOLIES! amnumnumrumrum

[MJTCCZL]

After this was over, I stopped for a minute and questioned my life..

[Cheesycat501]

I swear, if I didn't have bladder control, this entire state would be flooded with piss.

[CheeseCakeBomber]

I'm Italian.......AND I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHIT!!!! THUMBS UP JOE!!

[0nl1n3Dud3ITA]

@CheeseCakeBomber

me 2 : D

[EGH666]

i fucking LOVE cannolies!

[Pivotchop]

The Cannolies!

[infoman567]

Im italian....and im not offended

[ViaLaBam25]

uhh does he have gold teeth or does he not brush

[SirHomsar]

@ViaLaBam25 Half of both.

[ViaLaBam25]

@SirHomsar lololololol

[itchigo5786]

careful or this "original"+subject+bl thing will become the arrow to the knee joke fast

[xprimale]

cannolis makes no sense assuming cannoli is already plural.

[Cozmolyne]

Down here in Texas, we have Irish/Scottish-Americans... and they just get drunk and beat the shit out of each other. :/

[SomeAssholeOnYT]

Ye arr frome th' nextcks toown ovar soh IME kihking yur' oss!

Translation: You are from the next town over so I'm kicking your ass!

[MRMOOSE951]

@Cozmolyne Same in New Hampshire

[wileib1]

@Cozmolyne Biggot

[PsylomeAlpha]

@Cozmolyne most of my experiences with texans have them doing that, and they're less likely to be scottish or irish than me, so maybe it's just everyone who likes living in your state that likes to get drunk and beat the shit out of people.

[MrCzechTexan]

@Cozmolyne don't forget the Czechs, they just get drunk.

[Cozmolyne]

@MrCzechTexan

My grandmother was Czech.

[dethcurl]

@Cozmolyne Which part of texas? im in southeast texas and we have a shit ton of indian people :/

[21stcenturygaming1]

@Cozmolyne in the uk, we just have regular irish and scottish, its pretty much the same thing, with more swearing, fat women trying to split them up and less popped collars

[ProfessorSummerfang]

@Cozmolyne Up here in the North-eastern Indiana, we're called Hoosiers, which means white trash, and I'm not even white, I'm mixed.

feels bad man

[KyleTheGlitchMan]

@Cozmolyne What part of Texas do you live in?

[Cozmolyne]

@KyleTheGlitchMan

Houston.

[KyleTheGlitchMan]

@Cozmolyne Dallas booooooooiiiiii

[casshorse11]

I'm offensive and I find this Italian.

[systemfan178]

@casshorse11 Nice copy and paste

[Zomgsin]

America in a nutshell

[lazyguy800]

@Zomgsin more like Italy in a nutshell 

[IEatedYourMuffin]

DOES NOT COMPUTE

[BlackenedOut]

DEH CAAAAAAAAAHS

DEH CANOLEEEEEEES



[OmgItsGaryBusey]

As Seen On:

all

[ExplosiveChainsaw]

um...

[scruffyfan]

DAH CAHS!

DAH CANNOLI!

[LindenBree]

Yup, totally accurate potrayal of an Italian American used car salesman.

[TheLyricsMaster95]

The previous owners of my car bought it from these guys LOLOLOL

[themightymoose7]

WAIT!!! what?

[themightymoose7]

THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME WAY TO OFTEN!!

[MartyMcFacefuck]

Why is Hank Hill obese?

[ViaLaBam25]

well i know what im not eating ever

[warracer03]

You can't steal footage of Carfellas...