New Year Vlog

[kumarihpx]

It's called the Golden Ration and it's fascinating! 1:1.6 - there's a mask even, check it out!



[Coolguyuno1]

Is that a man?

[TheArchetype02]

Dude wtf is she talking about...?

[Raiser168]

if you got turned to a zombie i have to kick the shit outta ya i mean like seperating head from body with a big ass sword. im sorry for that if i do it so just that ya know =)

[davisgreen2020]

You look your kids? Lulu and who?

[tradehersorrow]

Karen, i know this is none of my business, but im super confused. You did the pregnancy test video...and confirmed what you already knew...and then...youre not pregnant, because i just read the note in the beer video. Again its none of my business, i just thought that maybe you would elaborate more on the situation...but i guess im stupid because that is something that is very personal. Now i feel stupid for bringing it up like i know you or something. wow.

[thekid13279]

sometimes the female voice can be very soothing

[Gitanu07]

Hey everybody, Karen has a boyfriend.

[shashankmankotia]

you have ADD, don't you? :P

[quicksilver753]

After watching a few of your videos I think the two l's in your last name should be replaced with n's.

[avconnectiondotcom]

I think the distance between the end of the last video , & the posting of the new video, is the huge part. Make me laugh some more. dammit!

[thekid13279]

LOOK I DONT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS WITHOUT SOUNDING WEIRD BUT I HAVE SEXUAL FANTASIES ABOUT YOU PLAYING WITH MY BALLS

[JollyMe08]

Why the fake eyelashes?

[GurlieNix]

my eye brows, to nose, to chin..isnt semectrical...

[Elciesprace]

Vapid Whore

[edwinf9999]

I'm Australian also

[SaganeShow167]

They found a new piece to the myan calendar

[shcnoozlebop]

i'm australian, and here, kids and tweens all put on an american accent when telling a joke for some fucked reason. at least when we become adults we all grow out of it.

[Theodoralau]

I EAT THOSE TOO! YOGHURETTE(sp?) OR SOMETHING. NICEEEE

[ZeGoddess]

i have a bigass chin too :D

[boinkodoinko]

I went on holiday once without telling anyone once, and when I got back... I Didn't Have A Job!!

[dumazzz3]

film projects with the boyfriend??? that should ramp up the subscriptions!

[bandana85]

Enjoy Ur yogurette:)

[RomanoGiovanni]

Your chin and forehead are perfectly sized. It's your boobs that are too big.

[wolverine63tony]

@RomanoGiovanni HER BOOBS ARE AWESOME

[RomanoGiovanni]

@wolverine63tony

I was making light of that fact. I comprehend their perfection, but her facial beauty dwarfs their magnitude.

[NeWaGeLou]

you should hold on too my tripod. lol. i'm sorry i just had to say it. lol. yeah letz go get madd crazy!!! :-D

[gaurav1221]

hey i have been a vegan for 2 months you can easily jump into it i think. just buy tasty vegan food or make some :)

[TheSpictor]

WoW new camera, does that mean the quality will be even more awsome than now?

Ans will the new backround also be white? Hope so, you look great in front of the white background^^

[ninjakittehh]

I became a vegetarian, and i'm so damn proud of myself.. :|

[pete275]

I see you're using communitychannel's "fuck measure takes, I'll just use my hand" measuring system

[piggysnout135]

thanks for telling me i'm beautiful xoxo

[davisgreen2020]

Kids ? What happen to the other baby ?? Lulu and ?? What ever happened pregnancy test video,Karen ??

[Zelda8525]

im proud of you :)

[sydonabike]

Or if you don't like the word addiction...try compulsion. It is an OCD. That's exactly what it is. You're not addicted to anything in particular, but the fact that you are empty and HAVE to have some certain thing to fill that emptiness and you just HAVE to be making the same repetitious patterns.

Therefore I believe alcoholism to be an OCD.

But it really doesn't matter anymore because I've turned my back to it. A chapter behind me. Try me.

Sorry to use your space for a testimonial. :)

[sydonabike]

But its all cool. It needed to happen I suppose. I've been getting tired of it a while anyway. I would not consider myself alcoholic as I just never have felt the "need" to have it. Its just more of a boredom thing. So, the thing to do is find something else "legal" to do. admit the problem, destroy the problem, fixate on something else. ...Drink more Mt. Dew instead. ...Get diabetes. At least you don't get arrested for it. ...Once you realize what the "REAL" problem is,..destroy addiction.

[sydonabike]

I made my rez to not drink any alcohol the whole year of 2011 at least. I said "eff it" on Jan. 7th and went to sleep but awakened to go shopping afterward and got pulled over.....In other words The Spirit of New Year's ain't playing around this year ! You make promises this year and go back on it and IT WILL GET YOU SOONER THAN YA THINK !!

But I've officially quit alcohol ! It may just be a week since, but I honestly have no desire for it. I'm bored with it and it is just burned oout.

[bluiz2006]

I thought you already were a vegan... Bummer! I thought we had that in common.

[frank0p99]

LOL... My new years resolutions are having to wait this year too...

[LittlePerse]

Yogurette! :D German chocolate, yay! But you should try Milka, it's way better than Yougurette, maybe the best chocolate in Germany :)

[GlenElrod]

"Happy Birthday"...that's so hilarious....just saying...p.s. you rock!

[yourlostlittlegirl]

You should make a video with your boyfriend!

[DJK83]

Lucky for me, I've spend several years training on a zombie apocalypse simulator -- Left 4 Dead -- so I'm fully prepared. ;)

[hogheadv2]

Honesty is awesome, No plan and lazy..... You Rock!

[warman31]

World not going to end. There has been over 300 dates that was supposed to be the last day of life. What makes this any different? Still like the video

[aat9527]

WOOT

[brian101ification]

you are beautiful, don't doubt it.

[rabbalaba]

your on your knees eating chocolate!? i got something for you to eat while your down there! XD snap! oh no he dihnt!!

[noyourgayHD]

Karenn dnt scare me with the "only a year and a half" thing!! Im 13!! And i never had a gf!!!

[warman31]

@noyourgayHD I'm 15 and have the same thing. no biggie. wait for the right one. You know who that is. and don't be late or that one person will be long gone

[kiwucha]

My resolution was to be a vegan! And I am :D

[actingprincess3]

What do you do for a living? lol you seem like you just hang around all the time but how the heck do you make money?

[TooFreakingRelaxed]

Best wishes for you and LuLu this new year. Much love.

[TaoriUTS]

just wondered why you said you didnt make a video in a while because you do on spricket24 and couldnt really find a distinctive difference between the usual level of crazyness :D

[MyChEmIcAlRoMaNcEy]

mine isnt symmetrical! my chin to my nose , and my eyebrows to my nose is the same but my forehead is diffrent!!! :(

[lilprecious14w]

i think most ppl have faces that are symmetrical in that sense lol

[chibangin007]

i like ur forehead and chin... well ur face, ur hot

[ilovemusicWIKA]

is ur boyfriend that cop guy?

[ilovemusicWIKA]

did u know that people with symmetrical faces are also considered very attractive, and the most attractive part of the womans body is here eyes

[oliviakirkham]

i love your laugh so much!!!!!:)

[Evershear]

Nice video...you were holding that tripod like an award statue, I almost thought you were going to break in with..."I would like to thank every one who helped me win this silver tripod..." Hope you all the best in the new year.

[homemadehookahguy317]

ah! u arnt single!!

!

[J2The3rdPwr]

@karen2alloy how old are you?

[skyttq]

crazy bitch

[Oschl11]

The chocolate called "Yogurette". Where are do you buy the chocolate ?

[mathiaspaul1987]

love the chocolate

[frogg4269]

Why do people who see single mothers always assume that they are on Welfare? Amazingly enough not everyone is as lazy as the people who believe this way. Some of us actually work, hard, and support our families. Of course I am neither single nor a mother but I have 7 kids so people always assume the same thing instead of just saying, wow you guys work hard, save and live small, you do a great job providing for your family. They default to assuming I am on welfare.

[RDoctorD]

Ooops... "ratio of 1 to 1.6" ... Marquardt Beauty Analysis.. Google it... See how the mask fits your pretty face!!!

[RDoctorD]

Karen... It's called "Rule of 8's"... Saw a great documentary in London... Our brains are chemically hardwired to recognize this mathmatical proportionality... I'll try to find video link and send to you

[CaliforniaLighthouse]

I´m from germany. :D Is thechocolate from "Yogurette"? Yammy. :D

[MrPint32]

I only subscribe to your videos, b/c you are amazingly hot, and I enjoy staring at your b00bies.

[satchboogyfan]

Blah bla bla

Best of luck in the new year

Um just a little concerned about your alcohol collection, drinking alone on Xmas

Hopefully your kidding around, remember everything in moderation!

Sounds like you've had and have a stressful life. It might be a good idea to see a councelor or therapist.

[gluski22]

Thta's where you should always be! On your knees! (Oh and in the kitchen making me a sandwich). Haha, only joking. Thumbs up for unorginal jokes! And thumbs me up for asking for a thumbs up, just because it's so annoying!

[theydisintegrate]

YES! ...Looking forward to the zombie apocalypse! Preparations have begun. I've been practicing to be a zombie by taking Ambien during the day. I call it, " Zombie'n with Ambien".

[evelyn2044]

I come from germany so I know what the chaclate names yogurette :D

[MrPanter808]

BOYFRIEND!? You just lost a subscriber T.T

[coolfish33]

who was paying for ur shit before? can u send my number their way?

[bloopsvideo]

I think she looks like George Clooney. Are they relatives?

[kellingc]

Um Karen, you are very pretty no matter the measurements of your face. More importantly, you are a wonderful, creative, funny person I love watching your videos.

[Jerbod2]

I did the same with my hand from my nose to my hairline, thats about how long my (....) is. (No, I am not one of those perverts who watch you because your hot and stuff, I am just an big fan and I enjoy watching your videos :) I just said this because I havent seen someone measuring from their head... (no idea how to say that right = D )

[sk8ersynistersean]

Mmmmm

[Digitalcanvas77]

11 people found the camera panned way too high up...

[abramhb]

i was wondering why i subscribe for your channel, then I watch this vid and then i said oh yea your a really down to earth person. First vid I ever saw was the pagan Easter vid. You need to know that New Years is pagan too. The Romans us to celebrate it for the birth and death of Janus a roman god.

[VonWormstein]

Hey Karen, hope you have another awesome year. I love these little fast vlogs you do; you're just so funny when you're spontaneous and sidetracking all the time :) You should do more of these (weekly??) Also, when you're doing all those crazy things you've got planned this year, don't forget to bring a camera :) Have a nice day and keep on smiling :)

[MickeyKnox]

haha ... Yoghurette :)

[ACoreyStory]

That's a shitzu bow on your head :-)

[karen24alloy]

@ACoreyStory I am a little puppy!

[tidus1877]

Oh how ive missed your beatiful face

[CrimsonCrow518]

The end of the world is on my Birthday. How much does that suck!? XDD

[karen24alloy]

@CrimsonCrow518 Happy Birthday? lol

[ahreurink]

@CrimsonCrow518 Best birthday gift ever, that you will find out that the world will not end on your birthday, on your birthday.

[ketay1]

So many of your expressions and a hell of alot of your quirkyness reminds me of my 27 year old daughter (who i miss big time as she lives 3000 miles away) Dont you get tired of people slagging you off. HEY they dont have to watch, your great you make laugh and brighten my day and thats what counts so bring it on. Thumbs up and great kids by the way.

[polkabeat]

Kit Kat (the german chocolate) - yuuuummmmmmy :)

[warlord90210]

The end of the world is supposed to be on December 21 2012. On that very day, when the clock strikes midnight into the 22nd, I'm going to be driving down the street with a megaphone yelling "I'M STILL ALIVE MOTHER FUCKERS BWAHAHAHAHAH!"

It will pretty much be the highlight of my life...

[proteuseffects]

WOOHOO! bring on the zombie apocalypse!! i love your rambles, they make my day

[miguelcruz619]

you have big boos

[vikit16]

are u still pregnant?

[MoFanz]

God, you sound blonde.

[ryahmendoza]

karen, will you marry me?

[BananaSquirrel]

New year so far could be better for me, but I'm glad yours is great! <3 You're awesome Karen!

[leewaun]

If someone could give me $100 dollars for everytime you said Ummm in that video I could go out and get really drunk for a whole week. Sadly the truth is no one is going to give me any money for how many times you said Ummm in this video. Maybe if someone could give me $50 for everytime you......

Just kidding.......

[plostellum]

Did you just use the "f*ck measuring tapes, I'm an idiot" technique? (c) communitychannel :D

[girlytubegirl]

I must be ugly NONE of my face matches, small forehead then big to the nose and even bigger to the chin because i have big lips.... What plastic surgery do i need, no i have no hope. hahaha

[seantbird09]

I Love You, you're beautiful.

[hhMaddy]

Big loves Karen xoxo You are wonderful!

[mamandes]

I was totally thinking "Wow, she's talking really fast" right before you said "I've had 3 cups of espresso; I think I'm talking too fast." :-)

Also, "film projects" with your boyfriend? Bow-chicka-wow-wow!! :-P

[andruha11234]

you vids are great to jerk off to

[Mr1FineDay]

Boyfriend! :( Do you have a sister?

[RareAlf15]

your eyebrows are awesome for like 90% of the video

[lennybaseball]

thumbs up for no ads.

[spiker84]

karen, i bet you 10 bucks atleast 50 guys watching this are thinking "you can hang onto my tripod anytime"

[matteotortorici]

Pretty snow like pretty girl

[raja55us]

You should lay on the bed some more..show of your nice feet. ; )

[nowaycup]

didn't you say that you were pregnant a couple a weeks ago? i know that you informed us saying that you were not pregnant anymore, but what happened? was it misread?

[eclipsestorm1975]

you are a spectacular beauty... keep up fulfilling your dreams, and keep them sexy ass breasts in the screen. love you .. hugs to Lulu

[MrXSpeaks]

that's really awesome. happy new year !

[THURMON408]

congratulations on ur independence!!!!

[Diva380]

Please do a video about the birds falling out of the damn sky, lol... I would LOVE to hear your thoughts on that, lol...

[anthrocrane]

You're beautiful symmetrical or not.

[XxyoursuchafailxX]

you're pregnant right? or was that video a joke?

[rayne870]

congratulations on being "Okay" living with my fiance in a vastly overpriced apartment I really understand the importance of that, so congratulations. I hope this year you continue to flourish.

[24carWon]

would you come to canada ?

[randomnessnessnes]

your eyes look red in this video :D

[FantasticBabblings]

You're fabulous. Go and do shit. I hope you and Lulu have a great 2011. Fuck the zombies and their fucking apocalypse.

[L3ki113r]

killing zombies is whats BLACK OPS is for!!!!!

[scanprod]

Man, you must be ready to go crazy this year.

Nice, and sounds like your prepped up for a zombie invasion

[supersin22]

yay tits i mean clevage finally!!!!

[maddykins08]

My forehead is bigger than yours. You know I don't notice things like your forehead until you point them out.

[undermoonlightglow]

I look forward to you new vids, because if I'm having a good day they make them even better! Thank you!

[007SPIDER007]

sup lenno....

[PkerMechanic]

Throw your shit at a zombie! lol poop

[geektoro]

''Boy''friend ? I'm sure your viewers are mostly guys and we don't want to hear about ''the boyfriend'' .If your lacking a subject to blog about then just smile, wave ,and laugh and that will do.

[9Deuce9]

i prefer the zone from the bottom of the chin to the belly button. :)

[9misuraco6]

Big assed chin? You got big assed tits

[vclamp]

Congratulations on getting thru 2010! =) I am glad that you made it and hope you keep forging onward & upword. At least until the zombie apocalypse cuz then, well we are all screwed.

Your New Year's resolution was to wait a month before making any resolutions? Somehow too consistent! :p Happy new year Karen!

[bamitsluis]

who still writes checks ?

loser

[luluc1554]

new boyfriend ? new baby ? make him wear a condom

[Sexyhexymama]

You are lovely hun!

[WorkJoker]

Hey your lighting is to bright on yo face! Just so you know...

[minoukat9]

ok karen, i would like to take the time to say hello, because i kinda love you. I know that you will probably not answer this comment even though that would mean the world to me cause i love you (I LOVE YOU) and i need for you to know that i love your random nonscence that you do on your videos, and i wish you and your beautiful family good health and a safe and happy new year. oh yeah, ps. I LOVE YOU

love always,

Kat :)

[fnuggie]

How old are you by the way? :) And holy hell you're beautiful. I've subbed for some time and you just never look bad... Like really, never!

Oh also i'm danish and we have that chocolate here too. It's actually from Belgium but sold in Germany ;)

[DorianNyte]

zombie robot nazi vampire end the world.

[BigAndTall666]

Chocolate.....................­...............

[HeartChibi]

I ate chocolates while watching you :)

[karen24alloy]

@HeartChibi eating chocolate while reading this and replying ... with one hand.... oh yeah baby!

[HeartChibi]

@karen24alloy I love typing with one hand. I Get told "You type slow" like beeotch i'm doing it with one hand. When I type with two you complain I'm to fast. ;D

[BradLakeShow]

I love the espresso induced Karen hehe

[mykill001]

Karen's got a bf? good for you girl, hold on tight and enjoy the ride (no pun intended); you know how crazy life can get, it's always nice to have a steady arm to rest on and an ear to listen :) i'm happy for ya girl

[HUNGRYforCOMMENTS]

Pinkpanthur1

She's a great vlogger!

Go subscribe!

Leave a comment saying I sent u.

[aqueousone]

Can you explain to me why, while I normally can't stand listening to a woman ramble non-sensically, I can sit, paying rapt attention to your video with a smile steadily forming on my face interrupted only by the occasional eruption of spontaneous laughter often coinciding with one of the narrational hard, right turns you take and almost always ending with me feeling warm and happier than I did before the video began? Hey wait a minute! Am I in love? lol Thanks Karen! bf? The lucky bastard! :)

[karen24alloy]

@aqueousone I don't know why but your comment made my night <3 THANK YOU <3 Truly. I mean it. I appreciate that you took the time to write it, watch my video, listen to me ramble, and just be your awesome self. You kinda rock <3

[MisaMisa6666]

I started my year off with being sick!!!!!! hurray..... Y^Y

[WideOpenTuna]

As beautiful as you are, I don't think my ears/brain could handle dating you. Tell your boyfriend (among the thousands of other things I'm sure you tell him) that WideOpenTuna is in awe of his listening skills.

I'm just playing with ya!

[snowisthebestweather]

@WideOpenTuna Yeah, you would, "play with her" you... horny fish.

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[bgcorporation]

You are awesomesauce Karen. Hope everything continues to do well. You have much love from many people.

[1149245]

u still write checks? wtf

[MedMan30]

Love ya Karen. <3 Hope you and Lulu have a great 2011. ; )

[WideOpenTuna]

Good luck! I'm glad you are ambitious. I would pay a lot to see a movie with you in it, seriously!

[acenes1000]

i bet you make realy good bacon....and u have the best laugh ever

[TheAwKwArDGinger]

Imma go out and do shit

[janciepants]

Was your new equipment the result of the YouTube B&H giveaway at the holidays? :)

[Infinitruss]

<3 Karen keep vid coming =D

[slaQ83]

People will always be judgemental... in doing so towards others, they won't have to be toward themselves. It's just how most ppl dodge that bullet. It's easy to run someone else's life, but running your own is damn hard. I think Karen should be proud of herself for the past year. Well deserved.

[varyagi]

I wish you a happy zombie apocalypse next year, just so long as you remember there's still no way I'm going to let you eat my dog. Don't even think about it.