Greg: Today was April 1st, and here's how my day started-
Rodrick: APRIL FOOL'S (PUNCH)
Greg: Every other day of the year, you couldn't DRAG Rodrick out of bed before 8:00 A.M. But on April 1st, Rodrick always wakes up early to get his licks in. Someone seriously needs to explain the concept of a practical joke to Rodrick, because all his "jokes" involve me getting injured. Last year Rodrick bet me fifty cents I couldn't tie my shoes while I was standing up, and I TOTALLY fell for it.
Greg: Today was April 1st, and here's how my day started-
Rodrick: APRIL FOOL'S (PUNCH)
Greg: Every other day of the year, you couldn't DRAG Rodrick out of bed before 8:00 A.M. But on April 1st, Rodrick always wakes up early to get his licks in. Someone seriously needs to explain the concept of a practical joke to Rodrick, because all his "jokes" involve me getting injured. Last year Rodrick bet me fifty cents I couldn't tie my shoes while I was standing up, and I TOTALLY fell for it.
mattprssmn4 1 year ago
Ploopy and that totally sent manny off lol
felix4rmbk 1 year ago
F##k jeff kinney
ThePhoniex18 1 year ago
ploopy ........... what on earth is ploopy. a day later pl....another day oo...... and another py.lol
blueberry7165 1 year ago
i've heard rumors that the fifth book, Greg's uncle dies. I'm dead serious!!!!!
deathwizard1011 2 years ago
PLOOPY!
SandvichGod 2 years ago
Shel silverstein came and killed them all
staggy350 2 years ago
i love these books
agent5061 2 years ago
i want this part and do it yourself ook i already have part 1 and 2 ps rodrick does rule but manny kinda creeps me out lol
PolishMafia286 3 years ago
Rodrick dies in this book..he had cancer LOL
nockout1995 3 years ago
no he dsent my lil sis read it!
johnsav999 2 years ago
lol what are you barfing holy SHIT you sound like me when i take a dump in the toilet. :)
pimpHeadShot 3 years ago
i swear rodrick dies! he gets shot in a fight :( now i really want the book xD
mastergaara8 3 years ago
im serious kid u really sound retarded.
wwefan97 3 years ago
fagot
skatadude4 3 years ago
i love diary of a wimpy kid iwant the 3 4 5 so frign bad
cosmomocha 3 years ago
no you dopes which is for all of you who think this is the last book theres gonna be only five books then no more ok conprende?
Narutololz1290 3 years ago
i hope greg goes to military camp :/
dancincutman 3 years ago
O.O OMG THE LAST BOOK *THROWS UP*
Zabimaru960 3 years ago
i got all of them soo far except the do it ure self book i dont want it i could of got i the other day but i didnt
horrormovie4367 3 years ago
is that gonna be the last book?
MrAnnihilator 3 years ago
there only 5 copys or 5 types of doawk books
linkandsonic4life 3 years ago
i have book one im going get all them wen i get a chance
raekwonharris 3 years ago
omg!!!!!!i got the do it your self book off my school book order and it was only 5.00!!!!!:)elamintery school is awsome!!
mikirsten 3 years ago
SO DID I! AND RODRICK RULES!
MichiganUni 3 years ago
U DON'T FREAK!!!!!!!! I LUV MACCCCC
2cool2sing 3 years ago
its gonna be about greg going to milatary school
alubadubdub 3 years ago
fuck you
blueberrypancake12 3 years ago
this book comes out january 1st 2009 and diary of a wimpy kid do it ur self comes out in october which u probably write ur own story
jeffhardyfan0619 3 years ago
no you dope it's January 13, 2009. The do-it-yourself book I already have!
hippotrot123 3 years ago
i have the do it urself book to and yes u dope it comes out January 1 2009!
jeffhardyfan0619 3 years ago
OMG the next book?! barf!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
CaptJackSparrow35 3 years ago
The Last Straws About Gregs Relationship wthis his dad not his last day of school
abhay1367 3 years ago
can't w8! only 3 months till its out!
magic1995 3 years ago
he cant it isnt out yet it comes out janruary 2009
hippzip14 3 years ago
nope. fall of 08!
magic1995 3 years ago
yeeeeah show us the inside!
ashleytisdaletoon331 3 years ago
show us whats inside the book.please
yoda244 3 years ago
um ok?
7webykinz 3 years ago 2
i want it
cosmomocha 3 years ago
Is that photoshop?!
x3LiNdAx3 3 years ago
no I have a mac.
graffitipo 3 years ago
wtf?
wiiaregreat 3 years ago