Jonas Brothers Quotes

[XxRiskyBusinessxX]

0:54.

this is why i love Joe Joe Jonas ♥

[TandLshow12]

i love joes shirt at 1:39 .[;

[keropie102]

my fave is joe: miley cyrus needs a straight jacket im still laughing

[JONASBROSAREHOTSTUFF]

wt is a straight jacket. sorry i'm a bit slow! XD

[iloveflight29down]

hehe no problem I am too :) Its a thing they put on people who are crazy or might try to hurt there selves. But He was just meaning cause she is so hyper and stuff :)

[JONASBROSAREHOTSTUFF]

thank you

[jonasbrothercheeka]

that mas mean!!!

[NicoleRose356]

:)

Nice job

[dannilovestosing]

1:35

LOL niks hair looks so awsome bahahah!

[webkinzluvr97]

@dannilovestosing OH MY GOD! so random thats the first time i've ever seen his hair like that/...

[NicoleRose356]

Nice Job please look at my vids :0

[luckygirlb2008]

1:01 is a little weird lol

[StinaAndLexiAreBffls]

i loved this

what is this song????

[k8hilljblovr]

i love this song its my fav i love jb to

[brunettebeauty26]

ive called the rejection hotline it was sooo funny it insults you

~ily jonas brothers

[turtle415f]

I totally agree with joe at 1:58 Miley Cyrus does need a striaght jacket

[sailormoonlvr123]

when did he say that?? i wanna know

[ashleyrox57]

Ha.

"i've dated a couple girls i've never met before." nice joe. ;)

[TeenTalk95]

cute. i think at like 2:00 to 2:05 he is grabbing for something. lol. Love ya Joe!

[cardcaptoraddict95]

I've never heard some of those quotes. Can anyone tell me where I can watch them?

[farfromlove22]

lol

[hottwhitegurl5]

haha i love them

[hannahandcarlishow]

hahah, at 1:37, pause it & read joes shirt [:

i love him <3

[hsm2lover425]

haha i never realized it said thatt xD

[MiLeYhAnNaHxRoCkS]

uuugh

fml

knows*

[MiLeYhAnNaHxRoCkS]

just so everybody know

Joe said the thing about Miley when they were still friends and as a joke

he didn't mean it in a mean or spiteful way

so you can stop acting like thats what he meant

[charming3018]

hahahaha

ilove joe<3

miley DOES need a strait jacket

he sed it all. ^_^

[iluvjoejonas32]

haha

[LiikeWhoax33]

Omg. Joe is a genius

"Miley Cyrus needs a straight Jacket"

He couldn't of said it better.

[NDIowaGRL]

haha so true

[jobrosobession]

whats a straight jacket ?

[AntiHumidity]

it's what they use to tie up the people at the asylums.

[jobrosobession]

whats the song ?

[AntiHumidity]

please be mine.

[oO0Morgan0Oo]

You spelled Hanukkah wrong.

( ;

[jakemma73733737]

LOOL!!

omg!

i never knew joe said 'miley cyrus needs a straight jacket' LOOOOL!

u realy do learn comething new everyday!

emmax

[hannahnoel09]

luv them!!!!!!!!!!

[xT1GhTpAnTsX]

Baha Miley Cyrus needs a stright jacket :)

[mandababex3]

aww you should have joes awkward haha

[jonasbrothersojdcom]

i live in oklahoma!!!!!!!woo!

[jerseyNemma]

look at the one at 1:41 omj nick!

[akoangnanaymo]

What the heck happened to nick's hair on 1:35?!

[Chostle]

he probably straightened it.

maybe he wanted to see if his fans liked it! :D

[allied1996]

omg! did you see nick's hair straight?!?! roflol!

[jerseyNemma]

omj i no it looked kinda good on him(well anything does)

[allied1996]

very true!!!!!

[TheWhiteRabbit007]

Quanziggy ziggy zam? I am so celibrating that holiday!

[DreamPrincess010]

ITs True THere Is A Rejection Hotline

[PinkFlamingo1001]

yea its tru I have given it 2 some people b4 but as a joke not seriously

[nickjonaslove11]

"Wow you spelled it right! - Nick

LOL!

[alaROXxo]

at 1:11, is 'that's excellent' a seperate sentence?

[iloveflight29down]

no it goes with that one. :)

[jbroksmysoks]

0:52 hahaa lmfao JOEEE!!!! Everyday he AMAZES me!!!! lol :P

[123ILOVEJOEJONAS456]

idt joe would say that miley needs a straight jacket but u know, idk

[softballgurlie07]

hey said it in an interview;

the person said what comes to mind when i say miley cyrus...and i think nick said crazy and thats when joe said the jacket thing

[NiCkJoNaSgIrL7474]

PLEASE!!

can you tell me where i can find that picture at 0:44??

please!!!

[iluvjoe721]

1:58= HILARIOUS AND VERY TRUE

[prankisteen]

There are too cars in Oklahoma!

[KayDan11]

ok so the pic at 1:38 its hilarious.. ive always wondered what nicks hair would look like striaght.. =]

[WeRockCampRock]

when did nick say dude no one can touch my muscles? what video

[HollywoodBroken]

I love Miley Cyrus needs a straight jacket!..thats like my favorite quotes by Joe ever! cause it's so true!.lol

[ilovenickjj1]

haha yes it is its SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO true

[whatshouldiput123]

ahaha joes shirt at 1:37

it says "some call me the gangster of love."

[cszelovingrl]

Okay some people are NEW fans like me and don't know every song by heart, but that doesnt make us any less of a fan

[azngirl467]

lol nick needs to stick with curly hair=)

[rpyouknowme505]

i agree with the quote at 1:57

[me31097]

i no she really does...so true...so true...lol

[Bkgirl617Hermione]

:36,, haha... niiice! gotta luv them & their silly selves

awesome video! I favorited it! :)

[broadwaybabe1026]

my favorite is miley cyrus needs a straight jacket.-joe j!! haha thats hilarious!!!!

[LozStarz]

At 1:34 nicks hair is straightend!!

[NickJonas10101]

His hair looks weird when it is straigtened

[MsJonaslol]

it like sticks out everywhere lol

[YouForeverAndAlways]

omj! i LOVE this songg! :D

[katiejbx]

no offence, but what kind of fan are you if you dont know please be mine?

[grobansgirl0789]

well it was familiar but my mind went blank and i couldnt remember the name....

[grobansgirl0789]

anyone know what song this is? for some reason i cant come up with it!

[hannahmforsure]

Its called Please Be Mine!

[leahlizard]

does anyone know where :36,:57 and 1:08 are from?

[eli3051]

they are all from podcasts they made a while ago just like go under jonas brothers podcasts or something hope i helped :)

[leahlizard]

thanks =]

[leahlizard]

thanks =]

[zaclovesrocio]

miley cyrus needs a straight jacket hahaha

love u joe!

[sammyjoesinn]

jb is so funny! everytime i read a quote i remeber it then laugh out loud. sometimes, if i dont understand somethin in school, ill say, "yo thats illogical! i cant have it!" and ppl will be like "what?" its weird that the people claim to be huge fans with ojd when they dont even know that quote!!!!!

[lyricsgirl12]

1. what is a straight jacket

2. where do you get these quotes

[idkmyberriesandcreme]

a straight jacket is a strong material used to wrap around an insane person so they won't flail thier arms around and hurt people, they use these in places for the mental disabled and other places like that. joseph was only joking though guys, sorry. saw the video of whne he was on the air on a raido station

[StellaBean24]

My favorites were how Nick was always like "No! you can't touch my muscles!" and Joe's quote "Miley Cyrus needs a straight jacket." My favorite is Joe's !!!!!

[xoxCuddleBunniexox]

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FRo, BRO! There is a REASON he got that nickname! They are Hilaryical :)

[nwalters23]

can anyone give me the actual videos to some of these quotes?? it would be muchly appreciated!

JONAS BROTHERS FOR LIFE!

[fashionandchic]

WHOA nick's hair is straight!!!! at 1:34. Love the song and the quotes!

[crazay99]

fags

[smallfry9999]

like at 1:34

nicks hair is straight

i do not like it

i am so glad he doesnt straigten his hair

!! i love them

[KevyJonas235]

XoXo,

KeViNs gIrL

[7candygurl21]

i love this song!! it is so sweet!!

[stukenbergluver]

i have totally heard of the rejection hotline lol where did you get that from???

[beautynblondes]

Miley Cyrus needs a straight jacket...

My favorite

[7candygurl21]

where is that quote from??

[7candygurl21]

where is that quote from??

[JoBroKisses]

it's from an old interview it's called

'Jonas Brothers Funny Enterview'

the person spelled interview wrong but yea it on my favorites that quote is 4:11-4:35!!! hope that helps you!!

[LouandSchmitti]

hey, where did nick say that from 1.10????

[zacefronlover9876]

nick jonas needs to keep curly hair,

he looks hot if he does.

[njobsessed]

0:32 is the hottest picture evaaa

[CAKEmovies]

can you please like send me the videos of them saying these quotes cause im a huge fan of them and i havent seen the vids to some of these, so if you could that would be great.

thanks! <333

[ilovejoe2death]

nick looks ugly at 1:35!!!!

joe always looks hottt!!!!

i <3 joe!!!

[heySarahluvsyou]

what is the video called when they keep joe in the bus

[XOiluvthejonasbrosXO]

1:35 " some call me the gangsta of love " lol i luv joe's shirts!

[xbilliejoex55]

hahaha i loved that x93572765

and i died when joe said "miley cyrus needs a straight jacket" hahaha

i love themm <33

[lil32cutie]

where did u find the pictures there awsome

[iloveflight29down]

random places. lol. alot from bebo and photobucket.

[FullmetalAshlyn]

what song is this?

Holy CRAP nick has strait hair at 1:37 looks better with curly hair....

~A.W.

[iloveflight29down]

its please be mine by the Jonas Brothers!!! TOOTLES!!! -~-~ Chels!!! <3

[mbonsell]

the pic of nick is from kevin's myspace. its the background on my computer. (they decided to straighten it one day)

[ari205]

where is the quote from, the one that says dude no one touches my muscles???

[NickJsmystudmuffin]

OMJ love it!

[JBlover4everrr]

lol the rejection hotline lol i dont get the miley one lol i <3 the nick one too! WHERES MY MILK? lol

[WalkingOnSunshine02]

whered u get the quote, "Joe:Can i come out, Nick: NO!!! etc..." ??? and the one where nick talks about milk?

[LaughLots1014]

the joe and nick one is from the like 2 week countdown intill their first album

and the nick talks about milk i dont know but i heard it on jonas brothers quotes video from xcourtney.

[lozzadozza1]

Nick looks gd with or without straight hair and 'Miley needs a straight jacket' lol

[MurtaghRox]

1:35 Nick with straight hair. He looks SOOOOOOOOOO hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[singerforever1]

JOE INTERNET DATING?!?! haha Miley needs a straight jacket I remember that interview! I love this its awesome!

[fobfan8]

haha miley cyrus needs a strait jacket!! mos def agree with joe!! xoxo

[kewlcatsproductions1]

hahahah. i love this. thanks for making it

[JessBang07]

Please be mine is the song!!

[mrsnickj19]

whats this song called.....and what interview is it in where nick say no one can touch his muscles?

[GRACiiExxlOU]

the song is please be mine. =]

[AntiHumidity]

dont ever let nick touch another hair straightner again

=]

[fobfan8]

omj i agree nick should stay away from hair straightners

[NiKKiDx3]

where did you get the one where joe spells out the web sight??

and alot of the others??

[JBamanda151819]

Woah, like I agree with Joe.

Miley needs a straightjacket!!

[eddieso525]

at 1:44 nick looks soo young!

so cute :)

well they are all so cute

[NickJonas990]

ahhhhhhhh Nicks hair at 1:34!

lol this is the funniset thing ever!!!

[brisayshi]

I love the pic at 00:43!

Nick looks so young!

[polkadot122]

he means miley cyrus is crazy

[VanessaHudgens518]

no she doesn't

[iloveejonasbrotherss]

2nd question .. wheres the video ..

nick: hey guys its the jonas brothers

and then kevin & joe laugh

and nick says i lvoe it how they at eveything i say.... ?

& where joe says miley needs a striaght jacket where... & what does that mean exactly?

thanks for the vid. its great ♥

[iloveflight29down]

i actually dont remember where they are from... im, sorry ill try to find them... but it means that Miley is so hyper and crazy and stuff. lol. TOOTLES!!! -~-~ Chels!!!

[baybayv12]

the one where Miley needs a straight Jacket was a podcast. you just look up podcast-jonas brothers... and a straight jacket means that she is REALLY crazy and you cant move wen you are in a sraight jacket.lolzzz. Jow said,, its ok if its not coming from Nick wen he said she needs a straight jacket!

[iloveejonasbrotherss]

where is the quote

Joe: can i come out ?

nick: no

joe: crawl back in the baggage part of the tour bus.....

can anyone PLEASEEE find that video for me?!!

[iloveflight29down]

its on kevins account. kevinjonas and its one of the countdown vids to there old album. TOOTLES!! !-~-~ Chels!!!

[yourracutie]

questionsssss.

1. what is the song playing in the back round?

2.where is "this is where we keep our bags and uh joseph." from?

3. where is "WHERES MY MILK!?!" from?

4. where is "dude, no one can touch my muscles" from?

5.where is miley needs a straight jacket from?

ohhh nvm forget the first question i jus saw the answer t the bottom. yeah so can anybody answerrr my questios? just reply thanks.

[jbroalltheway]

did joe really say 1:58! if he did...WAY TO GO JOE!!!

[iloveflight29down]

yeah he really did. lol.

[Suzanne513]

when? I've never heard that, but I want to find it.

[iloveEV123]

omg i know lol...hes mean...but who cares!!! ilovehim lol and hes right

[cutienay95]

another qoute by joe is "awkward"haha

and kevin"my name is mufasa im the king of the land and ime smack you with the back of my hand"nick:"sry if u can like see my but crack"!

[iloveflight29down]

I should have put those in there! but um when did Nick say that? lol! TOOTLES!! -~-~ Chels!!!

[LissyDancer17]

nick:"sry if u can like see my but crack"!

WAIT WHAT IS THAT FROM? ive never heard of that...video link please???!!!

[jonasbrothersluver26]

hahah i love them. thx for posting this ive been looking for something like this :]

[CandyGirl9513]

OMG! look at 1:39! Nick looks so different w/ sraight hair!

[LissyDancer17]

HAHAHA i love what joe says at like 2:00

...miley needs a straight-jacket...

LOL

[sodarocks123]

1:20<333

[sodarocks123]

57<333

[yuhhxloveexjb]

omg, i love this song.<3

[joejonasroxmysocks]

AHAHAHAHAHA! SO HILARIOUS! nick looks funny with straight hair!! l LOL! MILEY NEEDS A STRAIGHT JACKET! LOVED IT!

[lunessaforever]

where u said joe:oh snap!its really oh crap.

[iloveflight29down]

no the oh crap one is on the countdown the oh snapo is when they get green donuts.

[ejenal1106]

Lol not GREEN DONUTS CRISPY CREAM DONUTS lol

[iloveflight29down]

oh i just realized i put green!!! i mean cream!!! lol. wow that would be kind of weird to have green donuts. lol. anyways my bad!!! lol!! TOOTLES!!! -~-~ Chels!!!

[ejenal1106]

lol no problem

[xxsweetnesssxx]

Okay so i totally agree with the miley cyrus one.

[KCBMlurvsyou01]

what song is this?

[TaysMusic11]

Please Be Mine

[alejandrin12]

I loved the one that say Nick: sometimes we run out of milk and I freak out Im like WHERES MY MILK?

LOL

[xxilybabex33]

alright. im sorry for being a jerk on your page. but i have to admit that was pretty rude. but anyways i like your video.

[iloveflight29down]

what was rude?

[xxilybabex33]

when you said "that was gay"

[iloveflight29down]

i didnt say that!!! I like dont ever say that! If it had it on my account my brother in law prolly did it but i doubt it but i swear i didnt say that!!!

[joejonas93]

u have a brother in law?

[iloveflight29down]

yep!!!

[joejonas93]

thats cool

[iloveflight29down]

yup yup.

[joejonas93]

sweet

[soccerchic2121]

great job getting quotes!!!

[BlackLillys]

I've heard the rejection hotline..

[sarip93]

where is the pic at 2:01 from?

[emoeagle]

where is the one when joe says "miley cyrus needs a straight jacket" come from?

i see it all the time but i have no idea where it's from haha.

[xdaffyduckluvsJBx]

is it sad.. that i knew where all the quotes came from.. haha?!

i miss their podcasts =/.. lol.

cool videoo.

-sarah <3