How to KICK ASS with a SMALL PENIS! - SkyyJohn

[TheBurtonHunt]

@JohnsonGui

Than you so much dude for recommending me the

program offered by the site:

PenisAdvantageNow.info

You know I never thought about that ruler thing

but when I measure it, im now 6.5" long flacid!

So happy that the program helped me get the

required results!

[wowerman]

maybe next time girl will take the bra off and i will be doing the same,hahaha,so small breast,hahaha,it that what you want women?complaining about this and that?listen to your speach sometimes and see how immature you are.

[TooSlick403]

Skyyjohn: Well Sky, you know it's not the size of the ship! it's the motion of the ocean! So if a girls big no big deal! -_- really? watch a perfect storm. LMAO

[luckywhale]

what if your poor with a small penis?...i guess then im just shit outta luck

[ibimed]

atlantic ocean hahahaha !!!!!!

[MrNkkkk]

Lmfaao

[xedis7]

play wit racoons??? dis niggas crazy them shits got rabies

[curties]

i could watch this over and over again lol "smuggling ammunition!"

[jaimel180]

Hey Skyy, i just found your episodes here by chance man and… what a work!

Accurate, funny, smart – very, very, very nice.

Keep on going, I am new viewer

[s62t7d7y]

he sayin some shit bout females thats deep

[silvesternorth]

google this " supervir oil " truly works for me....

[acejacko23]

@silvesternorth so this oil had made your penis grow thicker and longer, really? your not just a spammer trying to sell this product?

[silvesternorth]

@acejacko23 honestly i shared my result and it does actually work

[imlosingitrightnow]

tru........

[Supergear100]

im 16 years old been masturbating alot and i decreased my penis all of a sudden and i got outnumbered by guys who are gay enough to look at my penis size and so i got away shit is scary when they gays are staring at your oprivate ding dong

[afriquelove]

penis size does matter

[MrBarnes789]

10 inches of paper mache in your pant made me LOL

[FallenPrey33]

I could be wrong but I've always known that the only girls obsessed with size are those that have been with a lot of men.

[CrazyBB36]

dont have any just my above 7 in cock so i must be good

[BuDmAn6009]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA hell nah

[kittyscratchesboo]

Little meat...good to eat!! Haw-haw!

[kittyscratchesboo]

I don't know what everybody is whistling about..little dicks rock too shit..it is how you use your tools, not how ya stick in...besides...some big dicks make folks burn and rub up against the wrong shit all up one's cervix...big dicks...over rated! haw-haw! ;-)

[DumbAndLethal]

And Donald Trump's girl ain't even that hot.

[wilsonaguilar123]

MY DICK IS BIG

[kittyscratchesboo]

@wilsonaguilar123 make it smaller..haw..haw...

[mrm1291]

i LOVE him! :D

[clarkieboy180]

You lot are looking at it from the stupid angle hes tryin 2 say that you are who you are

[josesouthern]

if the size matter you should google " supervir penis enlargement oil " from my experience it works... good luck all...

[SolidRevenge]

LMAO THAT WAS HILARIOUS!

[TheJazuma]

over 600 K of people hav small dicksm me inc. =)

[LemonZeppelin]

"If you go to a girl's house and she says 'That's not a baseball bat, that's my dildo.', that's probably not one you wanna mess with."

"Some women are like the Atlantic Ocean, vast and deep. The only reason to date one of them is if you're looking to smuggle guns, drugs or ammunition."

Haha, this guy is highlarious

[juiceboxhero12]

That is true though. I've never had sex, but I've fingered virgins. hahahaha, and just because theyre a virgin, doesnt mean their tight. That's all i have to say on that topic..... And also, i think people over estimate dick size. They see these people in porn, including these disgustingly huge black people, I dont think they realize that the average black male still has a significantly smaller penis than a white pornstar....There's a reason why they are PORNSTARS.

[fabolousfly]

Dude said"10-inches of paper machine in your pant..you better not get that shit wet!!!LMAO!!!

[LemonZeppelin]

@fabolousfly *papier maché

[fabolousfly]

@LemonZeppelin ..Thanks..Sound like he said paper machine though..

[muechacha]

pretend to listen when she speaks lol

[MrCashmoney324]

bahahahahaahahahha. you said had a myspace link

[noone1410]

just cause u have a big dick

[TheSpongesam]

if the size matters, try this " w...helpomegasize.commm " it really worked for me so well that i suggest this anyone who has size problem.

[bobthebuilder6938]

O NO THATS NOT A BASEBALL BAT.. THATS MY DILDO LMFAOOOOO

[FlashmanJW]

Both size and technique matter. An analogy to the analogy the boat: "You can have the biggest ship in the world, but if the waves are mediocre, it is going to be a long, unpleasing trip to your destination. You can have a rowboat and the greatest waves but it is still a long, unenjoyable trip to your destination."

4-5 inches all the guys need; the depth of the vagina in an arousal state is 4-6 inches and will increase to accommodate a bigger penis. Knowing what to do with it is just as important

[Koolayton]

It doesn't matter if I have confidence in my wang, when it's this small I can't stand to look at it.

[Foxster50]

its funny because he as no clue at all xD

[GxKaM1KaZ3xZ]

WHO THE FUCK PLAYS WITH RACOONS

[SoulessGoddess]

pretend to listen doe?, na guys you want to get a girl for life, don't just pretend, actually listen, your her best friend...not just some one night stand, so of course she wants to talk to you, and yes the love of our lifes can also be our best friends.

[SoulessGoddess]

lmfao funny, well again im different from most women, most women would most likely go for a guy just because he has more money, i don't care about money, your car, your clothes, or your dick size, i care about only one thing only, your heart and your personalty, none of the other stuff matters, so if a guy has no money and a small dick but a great heart and personalty and truly cares about me, then i would pick him over all the richs or dick sizes in the world.

[kittyscratchesboo]

@TheAgentAssassin Shee--oott if you use 60 dollars right you can really go places!!

[josesouthern]

i would suggest this " supervir oil " works for me... google it.

[bloxxparadox]

HEY LOOK WHO IT IS DICK SMACK!! GO IN SIDE AND EAT ASSLOADS OF NACHOS THEN TAKE THE BIGGEST SHIT OF YOUR LIFE THEN EAT IT YOU FUCKIN CUNT!!!!!!!

[athlete101010]

Oh no thats not my baseball bat... thats just my dildo....

omfg!!!

[Nitram916]

does anyone notice that his forehead changes colour in a line from his forehead? Looks like he has a fake head and has hair under it xD

[AQichigo09876]

that was funny

[TheSpongesam]

if the size matters the best solution is " w...hugebetter.commmm " i got results successfully!

check it out helpomegasize

[JustThink00]

he has that particular (african of some sort?) accent that sounds incredibly classy and smart.

kinda ruins it with the language and the shallow attitude about sex and money.

[JustThink00]

@alexandersyring

I know so many women who say that. True, size helps significantly, and a certain amount of it is necessary, but if you've got ZERO technique the woman is probably going to be waiting for it to end and faking that orgasm no matter how big you are.

[5995edgar]

ahahah! this man should be a fucken comedian! priceless!

[33330000555555555555]

Very shitty advice

[RaVVsee]

oh no no no no no...Thats not a baseball bat....thats just my dildo lmao

[nipols]

@alexandersyring lol I am average I am actually make it better for them... seriously...

[killasskyle]

You definetly dont get laid

[nipols]

technique beats length...

[josesouthern]

im on " super-vir oil " found it from a google search.. it works for me

[JeremiahSC2]

2:51 fuckin hilarious

[drdc2]

Thats fucking awesome

[DavidJosephDanbee]

you made me laugh, and you made some great points. thankyou.

[manirauf]

2:28 :)

[mayrmoritz]

lmao :D so true

[BadBramiBoy]

"Oh no no, that's not a baseball bat, that's just my dildo..." BWAAHAHAHAHA

[Mills88]

I have no idea how this came up as the top search but that was bloody fuckin' funny. "Imagine if you got 10 inches of paper mache" haha.

[MrsJQuinn]

"pretend to listen when she speaks" XD

[TheSpongesam]

Helpo Mega Size oil is a very popular oil for penis enlargement.It worked for me.

Hope it helps...helpopenisenlargement.­..commm honestly it works

[BattletoDeath]

u know, u could make them feel insecure about ther boobs. not every gurl like the fact that her boobs are almost invisble even on rabar. we all got imperfections.

[ObscureWittyUsername]

Who the fuck does this guy think he's speaking to? What is he? The love guru for insecure white people? At the end of the day, I may not have a penis the size of a battle ship. But try telling me to give a fuck, when i'm doing naught to sixty in 4 seconds. And if you don't like my penis, then guess what, i'll give you a 10 inch dildo and tell you to go fuck yourself. I fight to the death. Not live for your approval. LMFAO

[u2hubbard]

Size, look, build all that matters. They willnot love the guy with the 3 inch pens. They take his money and do their thing on the side with the 10 inch guy. Money is only an equalizer with prostitutes. That's why he calls himself Sky John. With regular square women it takes more than money but chemistry and other things. The focus should be if you're small what can you do to actually increase the size of your penis. Not no bullshit methods. What actually works. Some pumps and pill are good.

[Peterthechinamen]

@saprier yeah

[saprier]

is 5.7 inch to small???

[silvesternorth]

i would suggest this " supervir-oil" google it... experience..... (at least 1 inch)

[avengerspeel]

My girlfriend has 9 inched hard, and I only have 6. So money doesn't matter. So obviously the answer is to find a girl with a bigger dick. I mean...duh!

[KokoroAiNeko]

I read the title and then the thumbnail of a black dude and walked away thinking, "MY LIFE IS A LIE D: "

[TheSpongesam]

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Experience....

[sirtinycreep]

My friend's penis is 1 and a half inches hard and he's had 70 girlfriends this year.

[DreadBrandX]

@sirtinycreep And he took his pants off how many times...?

[sirtinycreep]

@DreadBrandX Loads. It's his personality which shines through. Plus, chicks can get off with a small finger, so penis size is irrelevant.

[maurieer]

I really like the way skyjohan compares male size as to female size.

"It's a two way street and some guys are small and some women are like the atlantic ocean."

I prefer to describe it like ie: I had to strap a 2X4 to my ass to keep me from falling in.

[runnerfore]

Oh no no no, that's not a baseball bat. That's just me deeldo.

[TheSpongesam]

if the size matters, try this " w...helpomegasize.commm " it really worked for me so well that i suggest this anyone who has size problem.

[AKgunplay]

this guy is fucking awesome

[ecchibanzaii]

Your dicks not big enough? Tell he she's too loose for your taste anyway.

[thegoodsandwich]

Penis size doesn't matter for shit to me, I want someone with a mind of their own? Where are the ones with the brains? WHERE FOR FUCKS SAKE WHERE!!!!

[mindprism]

@thegoodsandwich I have brains, do you have booty? haha

[thegoodsandwich]

@mindprism Ok, what kind of brains?

[anythingnew]

@thegoodsandwich There are many guys with brains - Asians especially. I don't see you fucking them, so stop spewing shit out your mouth. You're not looking for brains, you're all for looks and a nice big juicy cock.

[thegoodsandwich]

@anythingnew But Japanese guys are soooo hawt and some are even feminine looking which is a plus since I'm bi.

[jaws978]

if your penis is small always opt for anal vs vaginal!

[TheSpongesam]

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[pmonbob]

@g77777x wtf is wrong with you....

[ChaosDragon018]

u could get hoes with money! u dont need a big dik

[scmarre]

is this guy black or indian?

[tubub]

@scmarre

caribbean numb nuts

[scmarre]

@tubub racist?

[Jswizzle217]

@scmarre im guessing he is from the Caribbean cuz of the spanish and the blackness hahaa

[summerspice1982]

so funny , i just love him

[TheSpongesam]

if the size matters the best solution is " w...hugebetter.commmm " i got results successfully!

check it out helpomegasize

[9Skateboard7]

14 and 6.5inches

[ByeByeBelly]

I don't care about penis size but to be honest, I have a number of female friends who definitely care and cant stand anything below 8 inches.

But umm, someones height doesnt mean they will have a long vagina. Vagina length isnt relative to height.

I wouldnt want a 3 inch or a 10 inch penis!

[NatDuv121]

@religonisalie No, why would you ask?

[mufc187]

You don't have to be seriously packing to be good in bed.

I can speak objectively because I am a good size, but I'm convinced I'd be just as good at fucking with a smaller dick.

The truth is, there's so much more to sex than the size of the guy's dick. Having a mediocre dick is no excuse for not getting the job done.

[xxappaxx1]

your gauge is awesome bro

[NatDuv121]

If you black, you don't have a small dick.

[brutsi]

Motion of the ocean. Bullshit. If i dropped a hangar ship in the middle of the atlantic, no one on shore would be able to feel the waves, unless I dropped the ship from outer space. But I don't think any man would be able to move that fast, to create such waves anyway.

[TheThelighting]

well i dont have a little dick i do just fine with my ten inch...hahahahahahahahaha!!! sorry guys u are fucking losers if u have small dicks and if u ever need a picture of my big dick just let me know k :)

[TheSpongesam]

Helpo Mega Size oil is a very popular oil for penis enlargement.It worked for me.

Hope it helps...helpopenisenlargement.­..commm honestly it works

[justinjones725]

yr black u dont have a small dick

[justmikedamnit]

@justinjones725 What an original and new point of view!

>.>

[Austin101123]

well, i know someone who likes big ships because his is 12inches, so yeah.... he would very hurt a sailboat

[doggbrown1]

I wish i had a bigger dick... never mind. I want money. :P

[RightFootForward11]

thumb up if you typed "how to kick ass" in the search bar

[56madmen]

@RightFootForward11 ya i dont get it

[whiteboy3552]

justin biebers penus is the size of the dislike bar

[RightFootForward11]

@whiteboy3552 and yours is the size of the like bar.

[TheSuperBSman]

you have big ass nose

[99Silverado53]

This video could've been 3 minutes and 19 seconds shorter if he said "anal"

.

[jsphsky19]

i just got 1 inch from " supervir oil" google

[jspankin]

lol

[MiniMoThePro]

OMFG 2.45 n out -> almost peed my pants laughing!!! XD

[Bleakillusion]

I am small, but i am fat as well, and i im working to lose weight and ive been told you get bigger as the weight comes off

[epicduckeh6]

I got a small penis and all the ladies love me AND I'M BROKE AS HELL what's my secret? I'm Asian duh XD

[EricSchwin22]

@dillygson

Hang in there man and I feel your pain because I'm not an Alpha Male either...getting laid is overrated anyways. Just live your life to the fullest, and when the time is right there will be the right girl for you.

[ebadavey]

HAHAHAHAHHAHA the smaller ur dick the more money u need to have. I'm gonna start lending money to a particular friend of mind HAHAHAHAHAHHA

[gcmatador]

thats true if you have the money you have the honeys. And most of women go for the feelings. You are not gonna go around with a sign in your chest saying "I have a big dick"

[BBHandMOB]

ive got a smal penis!

[Vippe101]

there is 1 slight problem when you are a little bit bigger, it gets really fucking tight and its really damn hard to not fly early.

[whiteclaudia9]

First you get da money. Den you get da power. Den you get da ladies.

[SVTFilms]

@whiteclaudia9 - Which movie is that from?

[whiteclaudia9]

@SVTFilms  Scarface.

[pwnedurmomsflower]

the atlantic ocean will also give you STD's.. careful where you're swimming and remember, always wear your life jacket! ;-)

[roflmao1616mkay]

the major size of danes penises are 10-15 centimeter, the major debt of danes viginas is 10-18 centimeter (unlucky girls im gonna be with ^_^)

[GARLlCjr]

the cameltoe part was fuckin' priceless

muhuhahahahaha

[Czathero]

Penis size is like breast size for women.

[foomp]

This shit is hilarious. Like.

[Dogbiteify]

Haha this guy makes me laugh.

[secreteagent007]

i searched justin bieber and this came up

[anilesep]

@secreteagent007 lmao

[pbanta64]

@secreteagent007 This fuckin made my day!

[AMDplanlogitech]

@secreteagent007

Why did You searched J.Bieber? Roflmao

[fabioavenger7x]

@secreteagent007 you searched justin? thats ad bro

[Ozznize]

@secreteagent007 lady gaga here

[leonharts]

I"VE FINALLY FIGURED OUT HIS ACCENT!

Jamaican/British. :D

[Gr8rThenU]

@leonharts Bahamas >_>

[MrBarnes789]

Look at Hugh hefner. He is 85 years old. He has a new girlfriend everyday of the week. Get your money up niggas.

[SANCTIONTRAP]

You sir have a sense of humor.......the last minute or two you nailed it........its not the size of the ship that matters,its the motion on the ocean. LOOOOOL.....

Watch the Perfect Storm,,,,,,,,,,LOOOOOOOOOOLLLL ,.Thanks mate you made my day.

[MrBigtube17]

if a girls big it no fun

[kjcg93]

wow this guy is  funy and inspirational

[knowledge25k]

a lot of that is true... but remember this is you have a small penis and you rich shes going to take that money and give it to a big penis broke dude 

[xXLolYouMadXx]

6in ftw!

[benfenton1983]

I need to win the lottery!