Ninja Goes To Court

[shreknet]

A couple of Neanderthals.

[BorealNeal]

that judge is pretty hot

[NinjaAntx]

Them Hispanic chicks love the black dick.

[Hueyn42]

@NinjaAntx hispanics are Black

[tarantulady]

Bill Cosby taught you better than that, Theo.

[SirGookster]

I hate judge shows

[Byron10301]

@SirGookster So now you know what videos not to watch :)

[hobsdigree2]

why do pretty girls date losers like this?

[DrJay333]

I'm the 667th comment, just to reestablished order...:)

[mcrage81]

too many nice girls are dating worthless dead weight losers like him.

[PHILTHxKILAM]

I dont see him.... waaaaait a minute...

[BrokenHorn90]

Okay, I'll just say it: For 240p, this video is pretty decent.

[bowloaded]

wow, i missed the ninja the first couple times i watched it. when you see the ninja, you'll sh*t bricks!

[URAGR8M8]

She needs that money for TACOS!!!!!!!!!

[BorealNeal]

that judge is hot

[mchandler2112]

Just because you can't see the ninjas doesn't mean they're not there.

[gimiklioptions]

What an annoying judge.

[biscoito1r]

Is the back guy a character from the movie "Idiocracy" ?

[Moud25]

How does Judge Judy see him?

[riddleman65]

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NINJA, ASSHOLE!?!

[MsFeralangel]

where are the ninjas? *_*

[rphinks]

@MsFeralangel exactly.

[sooper2dooper3]

replace the word "laptop" with "pussy"....ha ha ha.

[robinkhaira1]

she is too hot to be a judge

[Marty933]

I imagine these two geniuses weren't together because of the stimulating conversations they had.

[AVALONZ74]

3:46 I fucking died laughing LMFAO

'' what do you do all day ? ''

'' chill '' LOOOL

'' chill or jail ? '' LMFAOOO

'' *WTF face* JAIL?! How could I be here ? '' HOLY SHIT THAT PART MADE MY DAY

[StockyDoccy]

laptop = facebook, social networking sites, msn and so on.

Seems like this guy doesnt want her to move on. Hell i would have done the same if i had a beautiful specimen such as her.

[jamietait95]

@StockyDoccy thats pretty fucking weird

[mindphreak4money]

Exactly why I say that couples SHOULDN'T PURCHASE items for each other, UNTIL after marriage!!

[RunPoo1]

That guy is working hard on using the couple of neurons he has left. Throw him on the depopulation list.

[RoyMunsoned]

omfg its that retard from tmz

[Shady2Weezy]

imagine he payed for everything, that would be a great twist; highly unlikely, but great.

[theeggieaponte]

id like to lay the law in cindy.

[PassivelyActive]

Sorry, but Judge Milian's hot.

[churromio]

@PassivelyActive dont be sorry lol i agree haha

[Ginyuu5]

where is the rest?

[TheseNuts86]

Those latinas are caliante. Bigger boobs would look better on them though.

[Desi4evah]

Sue his mom for smoking pot while carrying his nasty ass in her..

I feel like taking a crowbar and jabbing his face with it!

[GYABON22]

what ninja?

[teamswaqem]

1:29 mans face lol

[Fuice1]

Why is it so hard for these judges to understand a sentence? Jeez, asking like 10 questions about him taking a laptop >_>

[gardnerbm]

I lost brain cells listening to both of them

[MrACECorp]

There were no ninjas involved in this case, I am thoroughly disappointed.

[ratonL]

Wow, she actually said her name right! *impressed*

[gyqz]

And you people wonder why the rest of the world laughs at America??

[srtrcr]

Why do decent girls date niggers? So degrading.

[Ezema25]

@srtrcr i wonder you will play you in a movie called life lmaoo...you must be so miserable seeing them together hahaha

[Zoltaaan]

@srtrcr Wooooow

[ivanjacobs100]

is this how you you pronounce laptop? da lapta

[MALIRIPPA]

nigga is way to dumb and niggaz sure do love them latino mami. i aint mad at him she fiiiine lol

[Ygdrasel]

I clicked for the ninjas.

[grant3787]

White people smell like wet dogs!

[izdrinksbathwata123]

@grant3787 f u

[bringerofplagues1213]

@grant3787 no black people and mexicans smell like baby powder

[crankymrman]

@grant3787 you smell like burnt hair and rubber...

[grant3787]

Fuck crackerss!!!

[MyAchievementhunter]

GET BACK WITH ME OR I WONT GIVE YOUR LAPTOP BACK!

[mrlogicalman1]

black shit acting like a human . we took them from trees to be slaves. gorilla faces. bible says made in gods image you know it dont mean these apelike gorilla niggers

[Sedavier]

So I was like... and then he was like... and like I said like... like stuff and like

[Riotmix]

@StrychnineLD100 Than i did mean Hispanic.. Thanks for pointing that out for me, no sarcasm intended.

[vettelover2009]

@FreeForAllGamerz windows 95...

[TheJazuma]

john williams the third? man that is one fucked up name

[Quippy1000]

Obviously you people that are looking for the ninja in this video are going to fail. ITS A NINJA!

[damnseriouselephant]

wheres the ninja??? you lied!!!!

[p0seyd0n]

@damnseriouselephant the black guy you retard

[damnseriouselephant]

@p0seyd0n how is he in anyway whatsoever a ninja, you idiot

[p0seyd0n]

@damnseriouselephant jesus i can tell youre american , all you americans are sooo retarded.

[damnseriouselephant]

@p0seyd0n

you have failed to answer how he is a ninja.

if you read threw the comments you can see that everyone else is looking for a ninja too, and do not see how the black guy is a ninja.

I think you are the retard, my friend

[p0seyd0n]

@damnseriouselephant go and play mw3.

[092601abc]

she talks to fast i want to punch her

[Visda58]

Guy in the beginning is the TMZ guy!

[tehgreatist]

@Visda58 hold up..... really? i think you might be right haha

[CandGCleaningTeam]

are these real people...lol



[gnortznitz]

Oh stop assuming you're a prized cut of bitch. Steal back your laptop.

[jezuzfreek777]

These are two of the dumbest people alive.

[Abcdef1797]

I am still waiting for the ninja ..... @4:40

[NyZe211]

now these are the real problems of the world

[TeslaDRay]

what the helll does ninja have to do with this??? you shoudl renamed it "welfare whore (him) goes to court."

[TeslaDRay]

he didn't work.  big suprise, like we all didn't see that coming.

[TeslaDRay]

@FreeForAllGamerz

::::: makes a sad face and slowly walks away :::::

lol.

[Riotmix]

Her voice so sexy. Spanish girls oh mannn.

[HobbsO]

I'm beginning to think there's no Ninja...unless we can't see him?

[00ChinDancers00]

lol watch the cop in the right top corner! lol 0:06! lol weird!

[UTubeGreenie]

Got it! The laptop has videos of them two girls having... she looks bi.

[xX00000king00000Xx]

whatever her name is,id fuck her

[shaolinmantis77]

For those who don't know, the ninja was standing behind the judge the entire time.

[k16503]

He didn't Return it cause he was watching porn and jerked on her lap top.

[MrSouthern10]

In the beginning

Girl behind reporter turns to her friend: Did you seriously pull me out of the casino to stand behind a guy talking about a hostage laptop?

[67Zaka]

You guys know that this is fake right? :L

[67Zaka]

I'm ashamed..........

[superspyke1]

He makes me ashamed to be black

[fAtbAstUrd350]

Dumb fucking niggers...

[67Zaka]

@fAtbAstUrd350 Get lost. Motherfucking stupid ass racists.

[juneinjuly11]

@fAtbAstUrd350 im black and intelligent smh... your statement should be directed to him not all of is thats called profiling

[nellie2581]

He's lazy. He's a disgrace to everyone else

[nellie2581]

It doesn't make sense

[TheVladimere9]

the 3rd.....is there a 4th and 5th?

[nichirenx]

Dude is a ninja. He quit his job to become one. That is why he seems to do nothing all day. It is void training.

And he needs his laptop to keep in touch with all his ninja sidekicks.

[nichirenx]

@FreeForAllGamerz lolz @ winblows.

[ctiscan]

black guy cannot afford a lop top so he stole it. typical black behavior..

[blackman6270]

I was expecting a Ninja with katana's and shurikens (-_-,)

[fred6059]

Vista was created in hell

[loves2litigate]

Shes pretty cute! I'd hit that ass and mess that hair up of hers. And I'll probably get her laptop back!

[nichirenx]

@loves2litigate He was looking at tranny and midget pron on her laptop.

[ronzak24]

dayum id love to stick my tongue in her ass

[jlmadill]

Haha, Americans.....

[Atreyufolife]

@jlmadill no correction fucking illegals and niggers

[damaninthayhouse]

@Atreyufolife Racism :O

[ElJory15]

2:09 chill = smoke weed

[16nowhereman]

She also likes to hold hostage ipods, X-Box, Droids and hearing aids.

[htlrn]

airheads....

[DamianKenny8]

@FreeForAllGamerz lmfao so true, windows vista cant run shit

[GavinGill07]

@DamianKenny8 Vista works fine, I had it on my old desktop for several years and I never had a problem with it.

[exomin1001]

but also means like a ninja ninja



[exomin1001]

ninja means u steal

[intactGB]

niggas don't make good ninjas

[LaraCane]

i bet he sold it...

[Youngmoon08]

I only came here to say that people need to stop calling black people 'ninjas'.

[hezqone]

Clearly her ethnic background is Hispanic, meaning her ancestors descent from South America, or the Caribbean.

[CChenet1987]

@hezqone or central america

[CChenet1987]

@hezqone and she said colombia somewhere in there

[hezqone]

@CChenet1987 thank u

[RSUN2012]

interesting way to not say the N' word or is it because he received the laptop somewhat mysteriously ie stole that shit.LOL then as he says returned it then she apparently gave it back well according to him. I may just be reading to much into a word. Hahaha 2012 resolution keep stuff simple..straight forward. Starting NOW!:D

[Cricks1474]

This is where welfare goes. But don't worry, it goes to people in need.

[MrSammz]

All white men over 35 hate Obama. Its because they feel scared and inadequate.

[rayne7echo]

@MrSammz no its not they hate bush too...go away from youtube please

[DakarRdr49]

@MrSammz -- oh god DAMN, you stupid. AND racist. I VOTED for Obama, fool!

[ZEEMADMAN2]

No @j0hnb0wman Obama is a HalfRican. That's the Name Jesse Jackson has given Him. The Truth is He's A QuarteRican because He's only 25% Black at the most. The rest is White & who knows. Heinz 57. Those are just the Racial Descriptions/Explanations. They are Seperate from the Fact that He's a Narcisstic, Socialist, Liar, Low Life, Scum Bag who uses Everyone, Including the Military. He is not Qualfied to be the Leader aka President & will lead us to Ruin if left in that Job. NoBoma NoMore!

[clxX2]

Take these people away from this planet please

[ElDub50]

never have been able to find the rest of this case.

[harper222]

where the hell is the ninja?

[Mfizzle123Prodigy]

1663cents?????WTF

[themightycelestial]

People be all ghetto an' shit.

Yo.

[dungeono]

i think i know wat he does on that laptop hehehe

[BlessTheFallenOnes]

how many times did she say "like" in this whole video?

[kageymurar]

I listen to this defendant, and really wonder why no one will hire him.

[Rayanamsg]

-___-

[jerryspriinger]

Let me guess, he's a rapper or a DJ.

[Cl0ud0]

ahaha fucking monkey

[MartellusCarolus]

-What do you all day?

-Chill.

Why am I not surprised? Why?

[MartellusCarolus]

fucking ape

[NiteSoldier88]

dumbass guy i dont know how that guy got her

[NiteSoldier88]

wow guys like that in the video are desperate

[PalerLaze]

Oh I get it. It's called Ninja Goes To Court because there's an actual ninja in the courtroom. You just can't see the ninja because he's hiding! So he's a skilled ninja!

[ArodWingfoot]

@PalerLaze There are no less than 4 ninja's in each and every frame. They are hiding from Chuck Norris.

[garci2k2]

The judge looks like she could be judge Alex's sister.

[jerryspriinger]

Stupid bitch, this is what you get for fucking niggers.

[MusicalAutomacity]

@jerryspriinger your mother should know all about that..

[jerryspriinger]

@MusicalAutomacity Yep, my mom know that stupid bitches shouldn't fuck stupid, uneducated, wasted niggers.

[DJFusionT]

@jerryspriinger

Your daughter will be fucked by a black man

[jerryspriinger]

@DJFusionT I ain'ts gots no daughters mutha fucka, buts I B sur youz gotz pleny of ill-legits dat willz be pimped out soonz nuff, nigger.

[DJFusionT]

@jerryspriinger

Somewhere in your family some female will fuck a black guy, CAUSE WE HAVE BIGGER DICKS XD END OF DISCUSSION SIR

[jerryspriinger]

@DJFusionT Don't call me sir, it's MASTER to you my slave bitch Toby. You can have all the big dick you want, better to fuck each other with in prison. We don't refer to our women as females, we have more respect for them than that, we reserve using the term "females" for Dogs, Cats, Hamsters and Niggers.

[DJFusionT]

@jerryspriinger

Well your "Women will get fucked by black guys xD

[jerryspriinger]

@DJFusionT The ONLY way that would EVER happen is if you went all Kobe on them and raped them you filthy animals. And if that ever happened there would be ALOT of deaths in da hood if "see wat I'm sayin'"

[AsurasWrath]

stupid girl, stupid guy lol, these couple in court yeah yeah, what a waste of time in my opinion.

[FurorVikingorum]

WALMART wouldn't hire this pothead.

[222deviot]

i misread the title

[402darthvader402]

MILF

[deanglory]

can i sue the judge for being so hot ?

she cause global warming XD

[WeskerX]

I don't like that judge.

[edwardwilliams91]

I was expecting the "Ask a Ninja" guy....

[LissMcMillan222]

o lawd

[337429]

wow, this is why black people are stereotyped as uneducated, good lord. Why would they let this idiot on television.

[lawnsausages]

Where is part 2? This must have been uploaded by the defendant.

[MrLas74]

@lawnsausages She got her laptop back, and he was unable to upload pt2.

[lawnsausages]

@MrLas74 Thank you.

HOW THAT DUDE GET A GIRL LIKE THAT AND BE ST