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  • Is this real

  • RLLLY ITS THE ONION ITS SO FAKE U CAN TELL THEY TOOK OTHER CLIPS AND MADE IT LOOKED LIKE THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT JB I AM RLLY MAD

  • thats weird cause he is just going through puberty

  • well, there should be a new act,

    the Bieber act.

    protecting kids from figures like santa clause since 2012.

    kinda like SOPA

  • Did anyone else catch the Nazi SAlute at : 0:33 ???

  • I KNEW IT!! I KNEW IT!!!

  • its old whiteboy7thst

  • I don't like Justin Bieber, don't hate him.

    But I don't waste my time hating on him. If you hate him so much, then don't talk about him.

    Hurr durr derp.

  • lol suggested videos, 'gays to precious to risk in combat'

  • is this real

  • @roberts2845042 this is true thay just publish this it been all over the news

  • you wannabes you hate justin bieber cause you want to be like him you hate him cause he's talented and you arent

  • @paoramos99 actually im talented and hes not. :)

  • @paoramos99 no we do not hes just a pussy who the fuck wants to be justin beiber -.-

  • @paoramos99 hes not talented i wanna be johan hegg

  • @paoramos99 who wants to be a dick like him? fag.

  • is this shit reel

  • fake

    

  • i only liked this to get the 666th like

  • Now the poor kids have to be treated for 'Bieber Fever'

  • dude this is impossible he can't be a 51 yrs old man this is a shit it's not truth

  • @rarescoll10 NO WAY YOU FIGURED IT OUT ITS NOT REAL!!! GOOD JOB, DETECTIVE!

  • @rarescoll10 You are a Fucking idiot

  • onion news is funny

  • I wish this would happen so I never had to listen to his shitty music on the radio

  • damn could have fooled me i would have actuley belived this lol

  • 1:34 the part when the guy started singing :-D The Onion is the best.

  • yes i no that im just sayin if it WAS real

  • Pee all over me!

  • how could a 51 yr old sing like that that is soooooooooo stupid nd that pic of his face is sooooo fake nd im not a fan but that is really stupid

  • @CRAZYMONSTER16128 you do realize the ONN is a fake news cast right... they make these for the comedy behind them...

  • @CRAZYMONSTER16128

    What, you don't trust the Onion?

    Go ahead. Listen to the lies that is mainstream media and ignore the tomahawk of truth that is the Onion News Network. I've worked there before, I'll have you know.

  • @nisbahmumtaz909 Is that you, brooke? I wouldn't be surprised at your shameless anonymous self-promoting, but your name should be all over this post, Ms. Alvarez!

  • @nisbahmumtaz909 lol love the tomahawk

  • Pause at 0:33. He's Hitler!!

  • Me: YYYYYYEEEESSSSSS

    (Reads description)

    Me: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • yawn...

    After :34 into the video I just had to kill it.

  • ONN, gotta love it

  • for being a parody, this looks really really real!

  • pee all over him....lol

  • is it thrue aqll this???

  • "He told me to pee all over him" ~ 9 year old girl.

    ...Wut?

  • JB u just got burned! and GOOD

  • its real justin is a twat

  • is this real

  • Oh man if only xD

  • "Katy Perry fans line up outside Venice beach public bathroom to pay $5 to see her vagina" xDDD did anyone else read that? xD

  • What do you say now beliebers?? Huh? HUH? Werent we right??! HUH? HUUH!?!

  • THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!

    Hahaha <3 I can only dream this would be real

  • Ok can I just say I don't love justin beiber, but all you people who want to kill him are just twisted! I mean do you really hate someone THAT bad, that you want him to die? Well thats just twisted and sick

  • @IDKJustRandomStuff Twisted and sick -- that sounds about right. Welcome to youtube.

  • i tried clicking that top comment like 50 fucking times. only let me do it once... FUCK!!!

  • ....wha-...nevermind...

  • WTF!!!

  • ah, imagine.

  • I hoped it was real

  • @TheNerffreak11

    WTF..

  • Damn,it was too good to be true.

  • I thought it was real

  • Hahaha man I love onn

  • i swear how the fuck do people think this is real???? it's extremely funny but peopl really??? LOL

  • i knew it

  • this is fake. it was a dude in canada

  • @BlueManiac14 really??????? i think everyone knew it's fake -.- it's just funny

  • @peruvianandproud i know smart one lol. it izz funny but there are freaks out there that would do that :/

  • Justin Bieber BURN IN HELL !!!

  • wut the hell is this shit????

  • Oh my gosh people think this is real??? Its onion!!!

  • Do not tell Selena....

  • @ladawg81 i will 

  • Puro Varrio all up in this video!!

  • did justin know about this ITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

  • i hate him

    

  • HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AH OMFG HE IS STILL UGLY

    lol

    and uhhh

    gross /?

  • this is scary

  • this niguhh ugly iscelll hahaha lmfaooo this bitch gotta go kill himself

  • OH MY GAWD GUISE LIKE IF YOU WANT TO KILL JUSTIN BIEBER BECAUSE YOURE SO JEALOUS OF HIM GAWD HES SUCH A FAGGOT

  • The guy is lip syncing

  • do people still think this is real? haha

  • quit! warn selena!

  • oh well...hes still ugly..

  • omg this is true but people dont know yet. ITS NOT A PARODY OR FAKE!!!!!!

  • It's ONN how did you take it seriously

  • there is a simple way of detecting that this is fake................... the man they claim biber really is can sing better then the little brat, he should take over as the new bieber. lol

  • 183 people can get fucked

  • Is that an actual person? He looks like an alien.

  • FUCK YOU I WAS ACTUALLY A LITTLE HAPPY ABOUT THIS VID UNTIL YOU RUINED IT

  • I wish it was true ... Why pee

  • I KNEW IT

  • You love JB? FUCK to the YOU.

  • God damn is internet controller by 10 years ole girls the days. Is this true... Please you can't be that stupid. Anyways how wished this was true.

  • FAKE and GAY

  • lol this video dosent explain how that man never hit puberty just like bieber in real life

  • this is fake

  • Read the bottom in the beginning.

    "KATY PERRY FANS LINE UP OUTSIDE VENICE BEACH PUBLIC BATHROOM TO PAY $5 TO SEE HER VAGINA"

  • Ok, first of all, no news channel would be called onn. There biting off of CNN. And if this was true don't you think he would've been spotted by his fans with his mask off, it probably would hard to make never say never with out anyone knowing. And usher probably would have said something!!!

  • if it was true why didnt his wig fall of when he shook his head

  • fake

    

  • @deep10ish Dude, everything by the onion is fake.

  • he's ugly anyway whats the piont

  • That scared me!!!! Im like omg I am never going to listen to jb ever again...... Lol that scared me

  • If only this was true...he told her to pee on him?

  • LMFAO too bad this isn't true

  • Oh my God... For 2 and a half minutes I really believed this story...

    Very impressive headline!

  • I was like " What"! Lol. So this isn't true, right!

  • Hahahahahah so FAKE!

  • whahaha so FAJ=KE1

  • @sjors00666 or just onion news

  • haha..when I first saw it, I thought it wz realll

  • Onion FTW....... 

  • LOL you got me !

  • this video is fuking ball shit...he.s 16

  • knew it..

  • This is hilarious xDD

  • GUYS!! READ THE DESCRIPTION.

  • This made me laugh so hard. xD

  • omg, someone should hack the news network and post this on every channel in the world, JB would lose fans left and right, even tho this is fake it holds some fairly believable facts

  • FAKE AS FUCK

  • ITS FAKE ..........

  • =_="

  • WATTA face! The voice does not even match with the face haha..

  • some ppl r just so stupid

  • omq diz is so funnny

    

  • i wish this is true

  • Stupid bieber!!! My daughter loves him though!

  • I thought it was real lmao

  • this is creepy

  • LOLOLOL. I THOUGHT THIS WAS REAL.

  • @Nekologic IT IS

  • hahahaah i just sare on face book lol

  • thumbs up if u don't like justin bieber, my sisters call him justin barbie hahahahah :D

  • @maecillo11 I don't like him but I thumbed down. :D

  • @Myro11verity lolololol LIKE that xD

  • thumbs up if you hate or want to kill justin beaber

  • @maecillo11 You fucking weirdo, wanting to kill a child.

  • @btcc11 He needs to die, though...

  • @headhunter7766 You want him to die because he can't sing?

  • @btcc11 Yes, he will never win a grammy no-matter what. EMINEM will.

  • @headhunter7766 Eminem has.

  • @btcc11 he needs to die!!! thats the only way to never hear its music again!!!

  • @headhunter7766 LIKE THAT COMMENT

  • I knew there was something unnatural about his face and perfectly windblown hair.

  • this is so funny I showed to all my friends we all were laughing like crazy

  • Lol. Omg before I read the description I thought it was real. I'm so stupid. This was funny tho

  • @PIMAGIRL2000 onion news network is fake it makes lots of spoofs

  • haha i love justin bieber but that is funny!! haha

  • people are starting to have no lives hahaha :)

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  • omg thank god this is fake

  • this is so fake! I even saw the old guy lip sinking....

  • @makemeadorable45 Did you think it was meant to be real?

  • @tailamadeC no not after i watched it. and don't be talking mouth to me.

  • @makemeadorable45 No worries asshole

  • @tailamadeC no worries jack***

  • @makemeadorable45 I think you're mistaken...my names not Jack....

  • Amazing compilation of facts, keep up the work onion news :D

  • Well! that explains why he hadnt hit puberty  :P

  • Lol. This is so stooooopid. xD

  • wate hes fake oh wate i just read the desc its a fake

  • NOOO YOU GUYS ARE LYING!

    

  • i hope this come in true !!! lol :D

  • wtf!!!!!!!!! why would you lie about something like that u sick FUCKS

  • wtf!!!!!!!!! why would you lie about something like that u sickn FUCKS

  • lmao.. Hiring a heroin addicted prostitute to play his mother

  • 1:30 is a cracker

  • You can tell this is totally fake

  • It's funny, cause 51 year old pedophiles make up nearly half of his fan base.

  • i knew i

    iju

  • "and then he asked me to pee all over him" LMFAO!!!

  • This is hilarious!

  • i love justin bieber

    ala cagada cn los demas!!!!!

  • why do they not just take justin and look if there are a mask? :s