Alan Carr: Tooth Fairy Live | Fowl Play | Channel 4

[MissPaigeRich]

Alan Carr is like one of those angry, funny gays. But hell, If I was a gay guy. I'd marry him

[1ove1000]

Notice how Channel Zionist 4 gets these confused people like this guy who talks like a girl but still looks like a guy & Graham Norton & Racist Ali G/Bruno. They are satanists! They just want to annoy people. All they do is bad and no good! They promote a bunch of Sick freaks! What a coincidence.

[englishforeverr]

@1ove1000 if you are searching for these vids that means you are annoying yourself go away u hate filled not job

[1ove1000]

@englishforeverr

Annoying myself? LOL, u have no idea what hate or love is so stfu satanic illuminati zionist TROLL. Go get your temporary paycheck. Your mix up tactics are so obvious to me. YOUR SICK WORLD IS OVER!

[englishforeverr]

@1ove1000 yes annoying yourself why come on a page that is meant for comedy and lighthearted fun and spill hate?? my mix up tactics? what are you talking about! oh the ramberlings of a crazy fool whack job!

[1ove1000]

@englishforeverr

You call this light hearted? U lot are so messed up. U sound guilty.

[englishforeverr]

@1ove1000 admit u really want it up the bum? dont you yes there is nothing to be ashamed of dont worry

[BlogBitch]

In the good old days they just used to die.....

[utubefanno1]

Hahaha Love this. 72p for an onion " didn't realise i was paying for it's airfair" Hahaha, i must say he isn't my favourit comedian but he is really funny

[DavetheRave4eva]

I love it when he says "don't worry, I'll wash up." Such a sarcastic bugger :)

[dguri]

yeah, he is gay and you are an idiot...now whats worst???

[phantomsonlylove]

aww i love alan. he seems like he'd be the best friend anyone could have just because of how funny he is lol

[TheAbsta123]

The oxfma advert is for a good cause but it gets on my nerves!!!

[TheAbsta123]

My favourite bit is where he says ''has it got nuts in it'' LOL LOL LOL!!!

[EffOne95]

Couldn't give a fuck if he's gay, he's hilarious. No matter how many times I watch Tooth Fairy, I'm always in pain from laughing too much afterwards.

[Jacquiminns]

I'll never be able to sit on a massage chair again - very funny

[cupcakemaker96]

@dreforreal i completely agree with you, but we're living in the 21st century....not the 20th >.<

[mjakes20]

"Cat in a hoodie flicking cat biscuits at me" HAHAHAHA what a legend.

[MrSimo552]

Im a huge frankie boyle and louis ck fan...but even as a straight man, i can honestly say alan carr is even funnier than them two. Dont hate

[Xfrond]

@MrSimo552 

[TheRandomstuff12345]

he is so funny sadly some of the dislikes will be coz he is gay

i am straight and i dont make fun of the gay community so why should anyone else

[Xfrond]

@TheRandomstuff12345 everyone can have their own opinion,

[bugalooshrimp92]

i dont get why everyone has to comment on his sexuality, WHO GIVES A DAMN!? he's funny as hell, thats its. You dont see any debates about hetrosexual comedians like russell howard and saying "oh he's straight!. blah blah blah" funny how people only comment and feel the need to abuse homosexual comedians...grow up!!

[likewhateva1]

i love him..he sounds like a " british " Roger from American Dad :)

[CorvusCorone68]

lolz a cat in a hoodie

[PrescriptionDrMcCoy]

Oh Alan you're so cute and funny! ^.^ Was that Justin Lee Collins sitting in the front row? Watching those two together on The Friday Night Project was a non-stop laugh fest!

[TheMegoCoolMego]

I'm seeing him in November!

CANNOT WAIT!

[leanne561]

so excited for spexy beast!

[f1ax]

Anyone that "thinks" gay people are to be laughed at are just scared of what they dont understand. Thats a fact! I suggest they go and live their lifes with open minds rather than open mouths spewing forth abuse. Gay people have just as much right to be who they are as the rest of us. I respect the courage they show to be themselvs reguardles of idiots, So get a grip haters and go find somthing worthy of your abuse such as your own ignorance. ;) Oh ye alan carr is awesome!

[N0FutureReflecti0ns]

Alan Carr - You absolute ledge !! I LOVE YOU!

[Caradog93]

BON APETITE!

[MrXenitha]

@MegaDrumBudge3000 0:00

[hydfawr]

How has he got away with it for so long ???

[QuelloFreddo]

I LOVE YOU ALAN <3 !!!

[MegaDrumBudge3000]

someone tell me when this is funny.

[QuelloFreddo]

@MegaDrumBudge3000 now.

[EmmaLouReys]

I <3 his voice xD

one of my favourite comedians x

[bluebirdgsx]

well funny

[pants735]

I'd love to shoot this guy in the head

[LCxCZ]

@pants735 I'd like to help you aim.

[EllysaE]

@pants735 y?

[soapmode]

Catch Carr's latest episode of Chatty Man where you can see him making light of the suffering and death of the Egyptian people. Classy guy.

[prestonj2007]

@soapmode comedy has no limits

[soapmode]

@prestonj2007 Neither do geese, but I've yet to see one fly past my window.

[mikeykm1993]

@soapmode Yeah its bad, but lets face it, it is funny!

[XxbubblegumxX1]

Why did the video stop halfway through to tell me the video is no longer available coz the youtuber closed their account? lol x

[XxbubblegumxX1]

Does anyone know where I can watch this for free? Ive been looking and I cant find it, thanks x

[2Lfull]

@XxbubblegumxX1 comedy central (tv station)

[vitanvalik]

He's having so much fun on stage!  I love him

[Robi6942]

Alan Carr NEVER fails to reduce me to absolute hysterics - The man is an GOD/ess !!! LOVE YOU ALAN!!!

[ironycmi6]

jimmy carr is funny...alan carr is....trying to be funny

[RDLproducings]

@ironycmi6 isn't that the point of a comedian..?

[Fergusforslipknot]

I'm as straight as a 90 degree angle, but alan carr is amazing

[vampireravefan]

if i was gay i would marry alan carr. this man is fuckin hilairious

[ahpollyolly]

Tried to watch some of this guys act to confront my dislike of 'entertainers' who exaggerate their gay/campness as part of their show (I am not against any man who is sexually attracted to other men). Norton for instance has very much softened (ooh missus!) the manufactured 'gay' delivery of his early TV shows as he's become more successful. Carr is quite funny but until he drops the over the top campness I'll struggle to watch or listen. I'm just off down the pub to act heterosexually manly...

[teentuber90s]

Has it got nuts in it? Has it got wheat in it? ohhhhhhh Good old days they just used to die didn't they? Slam the ambulance door, bon appetite! don't worry, i'll wash up

[WePlayFPS4U]

@teentuber90s Congratulations, u watched the video

[teentuber90s]

@WePlayFPS4U Wow Columbo, how did you notice?! What gave me away? am I not allowed to quote my fave parts?

[gravitybongo]

can any of you british people tell me what "asbos" means?..... ive heard it on several shows but cant figure out what it means.......

[TaylorCA1000]

@gravitybongo It means Anti-Social Behaviour Order, it is given to people who behave in a disruptive manner in public and they are restricted from going to certain areas, drinking alcohol in public and other things of that nature :).

[gravitybongo]

@TaylorCA1000 Ohhhh.....thanks mate!

[kasutra]

@gravitybongo Anti Social Behaviours

[TeamTaylorATLfan94]

love that man

[MtSharkeyyyy]

LMFAOOOOOOOO!

[xjulz92x]

*picutre of a hen on a log flume!* Hahahahahaha

[Jonnyx2376]

i can do a great impression of him. all i do is put my balls in a blender

[kit9katt9]

1o little fockers hate this video

[amylove999]

He is soo cute! I wanna go party with him.. 

[DoomCart88]

hes fucking awesome

[3rdLens]

knobhead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Famewhxre]

I love a bit of Alan Carr! ;)

[TheCherryBomber1]

"72p for an Onion?" "It's Spanish..." :D love him!

[eirinnGObrach2010]

Wouldn't it be awsome if Gok Wan and Alan Carr got married! They'd be Mr. Alan and Gok Wan-Carr!!

[judithkent111]

"I walk in there's one in a hoodie flickin cat biscuits at me"

**weird gesture**

HHAHAHAHA one of the funniest things i have heard

[soph2010ie]

'Don't kill em, don't kill em'

[HARDCOREADDICT100]

omg wen he said the joke about the chickin at alton towers i nearly p*ssed myself LOL

[FM5KR6F2007]

one word = LEGEND

[Shutupnddance14]

"shes got a hanging basket"

LMFAO

[xkweendilemmax]

LOL, i love this guy!

[TheIraRock]

This fucking pathetic bastard is about as funny as cancer, just another poof..

[o0ALFIEandLIAM0o]

lol

[DeciiGaGa]

''She's Got Pink Hair & A Pierced Clitoris.''

[paulcaccamospy]

omg i am pissing myself!!!

[dreforreal]

anybody who has a problem with gays is a cunt......! seriously.....

[Xfrond]

@dreforreal i have a problem with them but i dont openly talk about them in a bad way for the pain they must go through...

[dreforreal]

@Xfrond what makes you think they are going through any pain? i live and hang around gay people all the time and they are the happiest and most friendly bunch i know! we're living in the 20th century man..., everyone is free to express their sexuality and be proud of who they are without the so called "Normal People" judging them otherwise!!!!

[xelvemagicx]

@dreforreal not if they're sucking dick in front of me, then its just weird

[jfooza]

i love it when hes interviewing, "mommy, im gonna put a cap in your ass" lol when he interviewed justin bieber

[Jordin1818]

@jfooza yes!! fuck that was hilarious aye! lol

[CaramelChai]

I hate how people think that being gay takes over every aspect of who a person is. He's a hilarious comedian and a really great guy... who just happens to be gay.

[Galaxar94]

he's amazing =']

[DeekenKrossIBW]

alan carr is hysterical

[LottieHansis]

God i love Alan Carr. He's one of the only comedians that can make me actually laugh out loud.

My family are like, "He's too gay! He's too camp!"

But who gives a crap about his sexuality? He's bloody hilarious.

[TheQueen4music]

He might be gay, but this guy is funnily awesome. And who cares if he's gay... It doesn't matter whether you are Gay, Lesbian or Straight.. who cares. He's awesome.. and thats coming from a 15 year old girl!

[FreckleFaceBec]

omg i love him so much he's hilarious and i was made up that he was at the brits- jonathan ross and alan carr made me rofl

[JerryM0rris]

Fuck off, you unfunny, squawking arsegibbon.

[Ned406]

Fuck off, you judgmental, self opinionated person :)

[ricolover123]

cool for gay

[jasnbl]

Palmera, what hobies do you have? watchin stuff on youtube and needle craft? maybe a bit of porn?? Do you like Russ Abbott or Les Dennis?

[joejo31995]

he is so funny !

but what does he say after he said "its spanish" ?

the part about the airfare?

[benesorama]

"-didn't know that i was paying for its airfare."

[joejo31995]

lol thnx

[Sazza91x]

@joejo31995 "didn't know I was paying for its airfare"

[SaraahGaGaxxx]

excuse me but i am not ridiculous and if you dont like it then simply don't comment ENOUGH SAID

[Stratocaster21st1994]

don't be ridiculous hes appauling isnt he

[06palmera]

dont be ridiculous "ENOUGH SAID" PATHETIC! i completely agree with stratocaster21st1994 , alan care or carr or whatever as you can tell i dont watch any of this rubbish as i possess hobies which i have interests in.

[Stratocaster21st1994]

no he's not

[Stratocaster21st1994]

can anyone explain to me why anyone in their right mind would watch this let alone buy the dvd?

[gravitybongo]

Strato maybe you should explain why ppl watch it...seeing as how you kept coming back to watch it over and reply to peoples comments....there's so many scrubs that going aroung clicking on videos they say they don't like and then posting spam comments on them, it blows my mind really.

[IanTheRebel]

i was flicking through the channels, and i thought, bored.. whats this guy like? So i watched this show live for an hour or something, and my throat was hurting so badly from laughter! Id love to see him live!

[fanfilmsUK]

how much freedom can you give a chicken?

[TheMummysboy08]

he is so funny, he gives u cramps in your side from laughing

[chango124]

Agree!

Alan Carr is so funny!

[trigga1uk]

this is one of the best stand up gigs in recent years.

[SaraahGaGaxxx]

Hes the best comedian ever! :L x

[Stratocaster21st1994]

don't be ridiculous

[pinkybrainz11]

fucking llllllllllllllllllllove alan carr so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im his number one fan lmao !!

[Stratocaster21st1994]

why?

[kendra8297]

I love him he's amazing!!!:)

[Shaz2778]

gays guys are the best, their so funny

[steinburge]

@Shaz2778 yeah they totally are :) xx

[Scorpio994]

i want alan to do more stand up vids XD XD XD plzzzzzzzzzzz

[andersenfyr]

LOVE his voice!!!! :DDD

[SkuliiCandi09]

Lol, picturing those hens on the log flume just made me spit out my coffee, haha. Alan Carr LEGEND :P

x

[Ellbell72]

the only word i understood the entire time was "onion".

[KevL75]

Well that's because we've been speaking English just a bit longer than your country.

If you can't understand us you're just going to have to learn.

[bolanthfcmod44]

i have just read his book its really good i would recomend it!!!

[ScottScott12345]

Picture of a hen on the log flume at alton towers LOL

[ruthieharry]

ASBO cats, wit a hoodie flickin cat biscuits at u, lol

[kristinaxfrost]

LOL, with this knife

STAB!

STAB!!

STAAAAAAAAAB!!! DIE FOR GOD'S SAKE!!! XD

[BabiiDalek]

These hens have been allowed to gallavant through town, have a makeoverr..Catch a showw xP

[hb5247]

Just love you're humour, wish I could be in the audience. You are just so funny!!!! love you. Best wishes Helen x

[megxoc]

"bon appetite!"

"don't worry i'll wash up"

LOL

[RuthColclough]

'how do you turn this thing off'

'with this knife'

AHAA

[RuthColclough]

freakin love alan car

[pupil8]

-how do you turn this thing off?

-with this knife

i laughed so hard i almost passed out.

[obnhefmhh]

flicking cat biscuits xD

[AutumnDevi]

I freakin' love Alan Carr. do i sound like a total f-hag when i say that i wish we were friends so we could go to movies just to sit in the back and make fun of everyone? Idc, i think it'd be fun!

[babyship288]

omg lol! so funny x

[monsweet16]

no matter how many times i c this it always funny

[MateItsEmily]

72p For And Onion Hahaa

[ToManyPhones]

Log flume at Alton Towers, haha

[robinhoodxxxxx]

flicking cat biscuits at me LMFAO!

[TheSxycraig]

ahhahaha hes sooo funnny lmao

[mrbowzer95]

haha best man

[debbiejohnson1]

ace

[hillhop12]

and on the box a picture of a hen on the log flume at alton towers always makles me laugh

[punxygal12]

so funny! :L

[supadupabananas]

his halarious x lol

[SomeGurl0x]

haha so funny (:

[peetahp3]

im getting his book tomorrow ;D

[FLB07]

Alan Carr is brilliant. I need to get his DVD.

[steventherat]

hahaha 3:02

'i walk in, there's one in a hoodie flicking cat biscuits at me' OMG i couldnt stop laughing haha

[steventherat]

haha i love alan carr his books amazing too i was lol all the way thriugh

[havne123]

hhaha 2:03

[Jackwildissweet]

YES YES YES

[sharapova4eva]

Alan Carr = a comedy genius! =D

[jobe129]

is that justin lee collins at 1:53?

[badalice123]

yeahh,

[ikklebri]

lmfaoo love it :D

[brodski1]

In the good old days they just used to die didnt they?

[HeroForgotten]

"I walk in there's one in a hoodie flicking cat biscuits at me"

FUCKING HILARIOUS!!! XD

[hillhop12]

the eggs are laid by hens hu have been aloud to galabout round town have a makeover catch a show

[hillhop12]

And  Picute of the hen on the log flume at alton towers lol

[jacko1972]

ASBO stands for Anti-Social Behaviour Order. It was brought in a few years ago by Britain's Labour Government and has been much mocked ever since. It's sort of like an injunction, a threat of more severe action that might be taken if the subject "re-offends." They can be issued for very trivial things, like repeatedly playing music your too loud. Amongst young people, they've almost become a "badge of honour" where juveniles feel proud to have one and boast to their peer group about them.

[Dadzee]

I speak americanese, so I don't get some of his stuff (asbo's?), but overall he is simply hilarious.

[oneillnm]

haha he's brilliant.. his book is hairlairious too.. "the ones with the mange and asbo's up the front" lol

[UnknownPsychoPath]

72 p for an onion i would be crying lol

[Rhiiannaxx]

a cat with a hoodie flicking biscuits!! his demonstration = hilarious

OMD he's soo funny!

[hillhop12]

bon appiete slam the alumbance door dnt woryy i wash up