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  • I just took a grenade to the face.

    Random Guy- and i took an arrow to the knee

  • NO NARRATING!

  • 2:45 to 3:02 I was laughing so uncontrollably at Peter's crying that I nearly wet myself!

  • thumbs up for anyone who watched the Superman HISHE and then came straight to this just to continue the cafe scene.

  • 3:18 DAFUQ? Spider man with super-man ad batman? Universes colides again??

  • The sad part is that the movie itself was such a joke you didn't even have to make a skit about it. All they had to do was use the real CRAP for the move.

  • do how the incredible hulk should of ended

  • i use to be peter's friend, but then i took a grenade to the face

  • Well where's spider man 4 eh guess it doesnt happen every time Parker hehe batman would kick ur ass

  • Having seen the movie now, I actually think Aunt May was giving him some pretty good advice about not being ready to marry MJ that he just completely ignored. Because that's what he does with anything anyone tells him in this movie. He doesn't catch on about the problems caused by the space gook because he ignores his professor's warnings about it. He makes it easy for Harry to cause problems for him and MJ by not listening to her. Aunt May's advice is just one more example.

  • Harry: i took a grenade on the face dude , cause catching is too mainstream~

  • Thumbs up if you noticed chuck norris!

  • "I TOOK A GRENADE TO THE FACE DUDE!!!"

  • You can see Chuck norris at the begging before sec.1

  • Spiderman

    Spiderman

    He's a man....with a plan

  • lmfao at the credits hahaha

  • i took a grenade to the face dude!!!

  • "NO NARRORATING!!!!"

  • i came here from iron man hishe

  • "I took a GRENADE to the FACE, dude!"

  • 2:49

    peter : ????

    Jane : you cry to much

  • haha the long intro just love it!! :D

  • spider man why do you have a lispe

  • @jakesfurry13 harry you cant just go around asking peope why they dont have noses

  • 2:45- 3:02 best part

  • that is a big bird down there....kinda looks like a guy...it is a guy!! lol fukkin crazy funny

  • best HISHE ever!

  • Mary jane is a complete bitch in this but she not wrong

  • 3:04 Draco Malfoy with black hair, just saying

  • plot point about glader thing why didn't he say it before hand and why did he clean the wond WTF right??? still like spider man thought :D

  • BRUCE CAMBELL!!!!!! YES!!!!!!

  • Ha! This one and the Toy Story 3 one are my favorites! :P

  • Credits Song..OMFG Lol.

  • Am I the only one who realized this?

    The scene with batman and superman continues straight after the end of How Superman Should Have Ended.

  • A VEGE MEAT!!

  • when did he punch her in the face?

  • xD Stan Lee FTW!

  • Aw dang he was telling the truth XXXXXDDD

  • Ya didn't think so XD i love it

  • 3:33 LOLOL

  • NO NARRATING! OWNED BY A KID!

  • Peter:I'm gonna ask MJ to marry me...

    Aunt May: Oh that reminds me of a long boring story about your uncle that will only make you feel guilty and make the wrong decisions in life....

    Peter:......

    LMFAO so true...

  • You took a grenade to the face, I took an arrow to the knee. (btw not overused at all so its alright)

  • 5:14 looks like spiderman has a very big smile xD

  • 2:40 PMSL

    

  • "Because I'm Batman!" LOL :D

  • Mary jane: you punched me in the face earlier

    Spiderman: well YOU madeout with my best friend I think we're even

  • Venom: Quit talking like your in control parker your just a bug trapped in the web I-

    Spiderman: Annnnnd leap!

    Venom: Oh dang he was telling the truth...

    LOLOLOL

  • (superman) what was that

    (batman) peter parker just did a uhh saturday night strut across our window

    (superman) why

    (batman) cuz im batman!!!

  • BATPHONE

    

  • Superman: What the heck was that?? LOLL!!!! I love these guys!!!

  • Batman: Coz im batman...

    Superman:Dude its cool...

  • But what do you meanhjfkdlshgrekuiogruiand the ring jkjfdkghhgjkaand your red hair and im SPIDERMAN 

  • love spiderman's eyes as he talks to venom

  • lol 2:08 power puff girls house

  • @DarkChillzz noo Harry wanted to help his friend parker until he took a pigeon in his face :p

  • superman and batman are from DC comics and spiderman is from Marvel

  • this shit is hilarious 

  • Shop smart, shop S-Mart!

  • i laughed the most at the credit song :D

  • I find it a bit ironic that Spider-Man actually died in 2011.

  • Grenade, pfft I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KN---AARRRRGH!!!! OK, I'M SORRY MR VIKING!

  • the credits song :D

  • got bit by a tick been fuck up since

  • "I'm Batman!"

    "Dude It's cool"

    "Why do you have that scary Venom face if you just gonna peel it back when you talk?"

  • Am I the only one who burst out laughing at all the parts with Harry on his glider?

    "Hang on, Pete! I'm coming for ya, old buddy, old pal, old friend! :DDD"

  • @SutenChan BIRD!!!!

  • @SutenChan ye that was my favorite bit aswell XD

  • @SutenChan "Bird!"

  • @SutenChan

    Sorry dude, I think the "Peter Parker Saturday Night Fever strut passed Batman and Superman" scene was CLASSIC !!!

  • MJ: you punched me in the face earlier

    SpiderMan:(lets go) whoops

  • As soon as that guy released the bird, i knew it was going to hit that one guy on the floating board.

  • They should make how Die Hard should have ended

  • I used to be a hobgoblin, but then I took a grenade to the face.

  • 3:12 What the f*ck was that?

  • i want that ending song!

  • 5:52-5:59 may janes boobs are huge....lol

  • haha, (about to change overrated skyrim joke) I used to be a succesful billionaire, until i took a grenade to the face.

  • But what do you mean but I love you and you love me and the ring and your red hair and I'm

    Spider Man! Lol!

  • Spider Man:Name me ONE movie where they kill the title character at the end!

    Venom: Donnie Darko,Old,Romeo and Juliet

    Spider Man: YEAH thats what I thought! XD

  • im batman! and THis IS my ..... BAt phone :D

  • lmfao Venoms voice !!!

  • If i was harry i will fired him too

  • Hahahahahahahaha!!! The part where he cries made me laugh Sooooo Fucking hard!

  • what do you mean narrating is not necessary? JD does it all the time in scrubs!

  • 'cause I'm BATMAN!!

  • i used to make arrow to the knee jokes.... and i still do, because i took an arrow to the knee

  • AJAJAJJ SPIDERMAN TRES AMIGO 

  • And LEAP!

  • Venom never never calls himself in 1 person never!

    And that it the many things sucked in this movie

  • "Fly, little bird! No sand mutation for you tonight..." That almost killed me xD

  • You punched me in the face earlier!

  • stan lee camo

  • 3 amigo <3

  • Why would they even mutate sand?

  • Stupid.

  • because im BATMAN

  • just fast forward to 3:00, it's the scene were he's in Saturday Night Fever

  • Spiderman tres amigoh!

  • "Aaaaaaand......LEAP!'

  • Venom- "I'm gonna kill your girlfriend"

    Spiderman- "Ohh thats a BIIIGGG surprise!"

  • Love the "Batphone".

  • i used to make arrow to the knee jokes, then i took an arrow to the knee. that shit hurts

  • fucking spoiler. I wanted to see donnie darko

  • this is my third movie Spider-Man trais amigo!

  • LOL BATPHONE!!

  • Harry wanted to help peter until he took a grenade to the face :)

  • @lolardwtf Really?

  • Here's a bright idea why don't u make sure its a bird before u mutate the crap out of something just cuz u were too lazy! Hahah

  • Oh THATS the verson or spiderman 3 I watched no wonder I thought it was good.

  • Haha the bird at the end was hillarious. AVENGE ME!

  • @RememberRox forgive me for missing something, but I don't get that one...

  • okya, this is Long ! 

  • @MrRomanrin and EPIC !

  • LOL Aunt May's voice :D

  • 3:07 "Cus im BATMAN." "Dude,it's cool." Awesome :)

  • seems daniel baxter really loves his name..

  • I used to take arrows to the knee but then I took an arrow to the knee

  • @1303406091999 so now you cant walk, because has the both knees with arrows.

    "dude, its cool. "

  • I almost died of laughter at 3:32-3:38

  • spider man is my least favorite superhero, mainly because he wines, cries, complains ,whimpers.

  • @dragonlordess1 That's the new Spiderman. The old one (the one from the FoxKids tv) was waaaaaay more manly.

    So manly in fact, that he was too lazy to search for Mary Jane when she was sent to another dimension in the last season.

  • Oh, that reminds me about a long boring story about your uncle that will only make you feel guilty and make the wrong decitions in life

    :D

  • spidy got got from kid

    

  • I like Victor Van Scoit as Spiderman more then Toby Maguire.

  • " Spiderman! Spiderman! He's the man with a plan! Makin' out! Upside down! Spinning webs runnin round all through town! just- just cause he can! thats why he's a- he's a... Spiderman!" lmao

  • this actually pretty much chronicles everything wrong with this film!!

  • lol spiderman dies in ultimate fallout

  • 0:56

    Mary Jane: you punched me in the face earlier...

    Peter Parker: bitch cause you weren't in da kitchen, now..... where my cheese 0.o lol

  • Peter Parker just did a Saturday night fever strut across our window. I thought "evil" Peter acted that way when I saw him too lol

  • SPIDERMAN TRES AMIGO!!!

  • oh that reminds me of a long boring story about your uncle that will make you feel guilty and make the wrong desicions in life

  • i also want a bat-phone....

  • AVENGE MEEEEE =D

  • hah. spiderman got dissed by a kid

  • Was that the guy from "Army of Darkness" at the end? haha

  • @johnubis1 Bruce Campbell, he made cameos in all 3 movies, I don't get the bird though.

  • Where can i find that spiderman dance clip?

  • @CCRkunk88 Search for "Spiderman will make you gay."

    ...yeah, no, seriously.

  • "I'm comin for ya pete, Ol' buddy ol' pal, O'l friend!" :3

  • Yeah...if that end woud have Spiderman 3 there won't be Spiderman 4

  • Don't narrate it :(

  • I WANNA HAVE BATPHONE

  • your father died from his own blade

    WTF YOU ONLY FUCKING TOLD ME THAT

    i thought youd find it best to know now

    I TOOK A GRENEADE TO THE FACE MAN

    oooh

  • The dumbest thing they could've done was show Peter Parker slapping Mary Jane Watson to the ground.

  • Old buddy, old pal, old friend!!!

  • 2:44 everyone who thinks THIS Peter Parker is infinitely better the next movie's version could be.

  • ture what they say the bird is the word

  • i used to make arrow to the knee jokes but then i took a grenade to the face.

  • @lolardwtf look anything with the structure "I used to.... but then I..." is considered as bad as an arrow to the knee joke

  • @lolardwtf No, no you didn't.

  • @customerofshit yes, yes i did

  • @lolardwtf No, no you didn't.

    

  • @lolardwtf I used to make grenades to the face jokes but the a bird hit me in the face

  • @ExplosiveMailMan oh yeh, always the one that has to take it to far

  • @lolardwtf Garus: Bitch, please

  • chuck norris used to have a pet spider he let it go and it bit so kid named peter parker

  • 0:38 the green goblin was saying, "MAH BOI!"

  • stan :-)

  • he should have squeezed her boobs at the end

  • Spider-man: do you know of any movies where they kill the title character off at the end

    Vemon: donnie darko, old yeller, romeo and juliet

    Spider-man: yeah, i didn't think so

    XD

  • I used to be a hero like spiderman but then i took a grenade to the knee...

  • Whoever draws these must be really good! Major props (Major Props!) to you!

  • "I'm Batman"

  • The batmsn movies weren't nearly as bad

  • DC heroes in a Marvel movie? heroception 0.o

  • I took a grenade to the face, dude!

  • spiderman tres amigoo

    xD

  • luv da  ending song

  • still a better love story than twilight

  • "And... Leap!"

    *grenades fly by*

    "Aw, dang, he was right..."

  • cuz i'm batman...............lolololol­ol

  • i love spiderman but every1 hates him tbh hes my fav super hero ps awsome job on this,this was so damm funny

  • @AshingtonFr33styLe1 I agree. and i really believe the re-boot they are doing now is gonna suck. the story is just too far from the spiderman we are used to. But Hollywood started to reboot everything (snow white - 2 of them, alice in wonderland - which was scary but good movie, jack and the beans, red riding hood). They want to make mo"mature" movies but i don't know... this will not catch up to the general audience

  • @DigitalMasacrer

    What made Batman's reboot so different?

  • @Damionscool so, how was your day? Was it worth it? Was it worth giving in? That's what i thought....

  • Oh god...it's the Batphone!

  • ......AVENGE ME!

  • even the short version is long..

  • i took a grenade to the FACE!!!!>o>

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  • donnie darko... old yeller... romeo and juliet