The sad part is that the movie itself was such a joke you didn't even have to make a skit about it. All they had to do was use the real CRAP for the move.
Having seen the movie now, I actually think Aunt May was giving him some pretty good advice about not being ready to marry MJ that he just completely ignored. Because that's what he does with anything anyone tells him in this movie. He doesn't catch on about the problems caused by the space gook because he ignores his professor's warnings about it. He makes it easy for Harry to cause problems for him and MJ by not listening to her. Aunt May's advice is just one more example.
" Spiderman! Spiderman! He's the man with a plan! Makin' out! Upside down! Spinning webs runnin round all through town! just- just cause he can! thats why he's a- he's a... Spiderman!" lmao
@AshingtonFr33styLe1 I agree. and i really believe the re-boot they are doing now is gonna suck. the story is just too far from the spiderman we are used to. But Hollywood started to reboot everything (snow white - 2 of them, alice in wonderland - which was scary but good movie, jack and the beans, red riding hood). They want to make mo"mature" movies but i don't know... this will not catch up to the general audience
I just took a grenade to the face.
Random Guy- and i took an arrow to the knee
TheSuperteen13 6 hours ago in playlist HISHE: Super Heroes
NO NARRATING!
missvogue222 7 hours ago
2:45 to 3:02 I was laughing so uncontrollably at Peter's crying that I nearly wet myself!
ckmojoblow 9 hours ago
thumbs up for anyone who watched the Superman HISHE and then came straight to this just to continue the cafe scene.
EinsteinEMP826 10 hours ago 2
3:18 DAFUQ? Spider man with super-man ad batman? Universes colides again??
luccasguth 14 hours ago
The sad part is that the movie itself was such a joke you didn't even have to make a skit about it. All they had to do was use the real CRAP for the move.
akeas100 1 day ago
do how the incredible hulk should of ended
brewersden 1 day ago
i use to be peter's friend, but then i took a grenade to the face
MrChillaxin2010 1 day ago
Well where's spider man 4 eh guess it doesnt happen every time Parker hehe batman would kick ur ass
Buggy7547 2 days ago
Having seen the movie now, I actually think Aunt May was giving him some pretty good advice about not being ready to marry MJ that he just completely ignored. Because that's what he does with anything anyone tells him in this movie. He doesn't catch on about the problems caused by the space gook because he ignores his professor's warnings about it. He makes it easy for Harry to cause problems for him and MJ by not listening to her. Aunt May's advice is just one more example.
ApocalypseNext 2 days ago
Harry: i took a grenade on the face dude , cause catching is too mainstream~
Vexile92 2 days ago in playlist HISHE: Shorts Only
Thumbs up if you noticed chuck norris!
xIIDrastikIIx 2 days ago
"I TOOK A GRENADE TO THE FACE DUDE!!!"
Hisgirl2233 3 days ago
You can see Chuck norris at the begging before sec.1
agntjuaniillo16 3 days ago
Spiderman
Spiderman
He's a man....with a plan
mkiller1001 3 days ago
lmfao at the credits hahaha
thetank971 3 days ago
i took a grenade to the face dude!!!
mrmrfenrir 5 days ago
"NO NARRORATING!!!!"
fireball6840 5 days ago
i came here from iron man hishe
mjojni123 5 days ago
"I took a GRENADE to the FACE, dude!"
TwilightKun4 6 days ago 3
2:49
peter : ????
Jane : you cry to much
goldenpizzaking 6 days ago
haha the long intro just love it!! :D
Quaderium 6 days ago
spider man why do you have a lispe
jakesfurry13 6 days ago
@jakesfurry13 harry you cant just go around asking peope why they dont have noses
Camryneons 5 days ago in playlist Uploaded videos
2:45- 3:02 best part
klaustkessel 6 days ago
that is a big bird down there....kinda looks like a guy...it is a guy!! lol fukkin crazy funny
mckrackin19 6 days ago
best HISHE ever!
TheRolfooo 1 week ago
Mary jane is a complete bitch in this but she not wrong
kon34100 1 week ago
3:04 Draco Malfoy with black hair, just saying
amberruche 1 week ago
plot point about glader thing why didn't he say it before hand and why did he clean the wond WTF right??? still like spider man thought :D
TheDoctorDudes 1 week ago
BRUCE CAMBELL!!!!!! YES!!!!!!
AandKproductions9000 1 week ago
Ha! This one and the Toy Story 3 one are my favorites! :P
sweetdreamscandyshop 1 week ago
Credits Song..OMFG Lol.
justin20877 1 week ago
Am I the only one who realized this?
The scene with batman and superman continues straight after the end of How Superman Should Have Ended.
ThyInfoMan 1 week ago
A VEGE MEAT!!
FukTheSystem6969 1 week ago
when did he punch her in the face?
chaseyoung1800 1 week ago
xD Stan Lee FTW!
TheGlambertnation 1 week ago in playlist HISHE: Shorts Only
Aw dang he was telling the truth XXXXXDDD
12Emma4life 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
Ya didn't think so XD i love it
12Emma4life 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
3:33 LOLOL
MrNick7cool 1 week ago
NO NARRATING! OWNED BY A KID!
MrNick7cool 1 week ago
Peter:I'm gonna ask MJ to marry me...
Aunt May: Oh that reminds me of a long boring story about your uncle that will only make you feel guilty and make the wrong decisions in life....
Peter:......
LMFAO so true...
agent2800 1 week ago in playlist More videos from HISHEdotcom
You took a grenade to the face, I took an arrow to the knee. (btw not overused at all so its alright)
misheardanimefreak 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
5:14 looks like spiderman has a very big smile xD
smockydevil 1 week ago
2:40 PMSL
BumpskiGrindski 1 week ago
"Because I'm Batman!" LOL :D
JesseVictors 1 week ago 3
Mary jane: you punched me in the face earlier
Spiderman: well YOU madeout with my best friend I think we're even
kon34100 1 week ago
Venom: Quit talking like your in control parker your just a bug trapped in the web I-
Spiderman: Annnnnd leap!
Venom: Oh dang he was telling the truth...
LOLOLOL
kon34100 1 week ago
(superman) what was that
(batman) peter parker just did a uhh saturday night strut across our window
(superman) why
(batman) cuz im batman!!!
qaudroxis 1 week ago
BATPHONE
TheGogokelly 1 week ago 2
Superman: What the heck was that?? LOLL!!!! I love these guys!!!
Sharavis 1 week ago
Batman: Coz im batman...
Superman:Dude its cool...
ZeniXTheFirst 1 week ago
But what do you meanhjfkdlshgrekuiogruiand the ring jkjfdkghhgjkaand your red hair and im SPIDERMAN
randa9711 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos 2
love spiderman's eyes as he talks to venom
blaciet100 1 week ago
lol 2:08 power puff girls house
suzanneunique1 1 week ago
@DarkChillzz noo Harry wanted to help his friend parker until he took a pigeon in his face :p
xXxMiiCkEyxXx 1 week ago
superman and batman are from DC comics and spiderman is from Marvel
08553121 1 week ago
this shit is hilarious
itachirules25 1 week ago
Shop smart, shop S-Mart!
datRock 1 week ago
i laughed the most at the credit song :D
7117seven 1 week ago
I find it a bit ironic that Spider-Man actually died in 2011.
TheGround14 1 week ago
Grenade, pfft I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KN---AARRRRGH!!!! OK, I'M SORRY MR VIKING!
SWI0001 1 week ago
the credits song :D
HotDamn70 1 week ago
got bit by a tick been fuck up since
krispyrenee 1 week ago
"I'm Batman!"
"Dude It's cool"
"Why do you have that scary Venom face if you just gonna peel it back when you talk?"
noahdanielg 1 week ago
Am I the only one who burst out laughing at all the parts with Harry on his glider?
"Hang on, Pete! I'm coming for ya, old buddy, old pal, old friend! :DDD"
SutenChan 1 week ago 97
@SutenChan BIRD!!!!
18PopcornBoy 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
@SutenChan ye that was my favorite bit aswell XD
sneekylilbast 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
@SutenChan "Bird!"
llvlletalJunkie90 1 week ago
@SutenChan
Sorry dude, I think the "Peter Parker Saturday Night Fever strut passed Batman and Superman" scene was CLASSIC !!!
jackhammer10101 3 days ago
MJ: you punched me in the face earlier
SpiderMan:(lets go) whoops
septumis 1 week ago 60
As soon as that guy released the bird, i knew it was going to hit that one guy on the floating board.
GermanGuy117 1 week ago
They should make how Die Hard should have ended
1242fiddle 1 week ago
I used to be a hobgoblin, but then I took a grenade to the face.
G0vnah 1 week ago
3:12 What the f*ck was that?
LegionIscariot 1 week ago
i want that ending song!
EmpressNei 1 week ago
5:52-5:59 may janes boobs are huge....lol
jordan23michael1 1 week ago 3
haha, (about to change overrated skyrim joke) I used to be a succesful billionaire, until i took a grenade to the face.
caseyguitarist 1 week ago
But what do you mean but I love you and you love me and the ring and your red hair and I'm
Spider Man! Lol!
Cheeta247 1 week ago
Spider Man:Name me ONE movie where they kill the title character at the end!
Venom: Donnie Darko,Old,Romeo and Juliet
Spider Man: YEAH thats what I thought! XD
domdude01 1 week ago
im batman! and THis IS my ..... BAt phone :D
Xley135 1 week ago
lmfao Venoms voice !!!
jamesbrown69r 1 week ago
If i was harry i will fired him too
Xboxmega9 1 week ago
Hahahahahahahaha!!! The part where he cries made me laugh Sooooo Fucking hard!
LZKAntiMainstream 1 week ago
what do you mean narrating is not necessary? JD does it all the time in scrubs!
lacedemoniangmail 2 weeks ago
'cause I'm BATMAN!!
Komyko1 2 weeks ago
i used to make arrow to the knee jokes.... and i still do, because i took an arrow to the knee
JHbannanarama 2 weeks ago
AJAJAJJ SPIDERMAN TRES AMIGO
jsrf2011 2 weeks ago
And LEAP!
VTPPGLVR 2 weeks ago
Venom never never calls himself in 1 person never!
And that it the many things sucked in this movie
LCHC1 2 weeks ago
"Fly, little bird! No sand mutation for you tonight..." That almost killed me xD
SansReproches 2 weeks ago
You punched me in the face earlier!
SebiStudios2 2 weeks ago
stan lee camo
asumpants 2 weeks ago
3 amigo <3
13TESORITO 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
Why would they even mutate sand?
taegget 2 weeks ago
Stupid.
GospodinJohnnie 2 weeks ago
because im BATMAN
burnout145 2 weeks ago
just fast forward to 3:00, it's the scene were he's in Saturday Night Fever
stephanie56944 2 weeks ago
Spiderman tres amigoh!
SacredBlazeXxX 2 weeks ago
"Aaaaaaand......LEAP!'
zukolover666 2 weeks ago
Venom- "I'm gonna kill your girlfriend"
Spiderman- "Ohh thats a BIIIGGG surprise!"
Volttzzz 2 weeks ago
Love the "Batphone".
TheAntiMainstream 2 weeks ago
i used to make arrow to the knee jokes, then i took an arrow to the knee. that shit hurts
blooboy4747 2 weeks ago 2
fucking spoiler. I wanted to see donnie darko
parkouras93 2 weeks ago
this is my third movie Spider-Man trais amigo!
Drakesawezom 2 weeks ago
LOL BATPHONE!!
TheBlackOpsGhost 2 weeks ago
Harry wanted to help peter until he took a grenade to the face :)
DarkChillzz 2 weeks ago
@lolardwtf Really?
Preacherswifey11 2 weeks ago
Here's a bright idea why don't u make sure its a bird before u mutate the crap out of something just cuz u were too lazy! Hahah
Preacherswifey11 2 weeks ago
Oh THATS the verson or spiderman 3 I watched no wonder I thought it was good.
The212b 2 weeks ago
Haha the bird at the end was hillarious. AVENGE ME!
RememberRox 2 weeks ago 49
@RememberRox forgive me for missing something, but I don't get that one...
Phodie56 1 week ago
okya, this is Long !
MrRomanrin 2 weeks ago
@MrRomanrin and EPIC !
MrRomanrin 2 weeks ago
LOL Aunt May's voice :D
yoreper 2 weeks ago 21
3:07 "Cus im BATMAN." "Dude,it's cool." Awesome :)
marcusschumacher801 2 weeks ago 4
seems daniel baxter really loves his name..
MrSTBK 2 weeks ago
I used to take arrows to the knee but then I took an arrow to the knee
1303406091999 2 weeks ago
@1303406091999 so now you cant walk, because has the both knees with arrows.
"dude, its cool. "
MrRomanrin 2 weeks ago
I almost died of laughter at 3:32-3:38
Caydancer 2 weeks ago
spider man is my least favorite superhero, mainly because he wines, cries, complains ,whimpers.
dragonlordess1 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
@dragonlordess1 That's the new Spiderman. The old one (the one from the FoxKids tv) was waaaaaay more manly.
So manly in fact, that he was too lazy to search for Mary Jane when she was sent to another dimension in the last season.
asdfergerful 2 weeks ago
Oh, that reminds me about a long boring story about your uncle that will only make you feel guilty and make the wrong decitions in life
:D
RandomStufffffffffff 2 weeks ago
spidy got got from kid
therambo23100 2 weeks ago
I like Victor Van Scoit as Spiderman more then Toby Maguire.
Lauritheartist 2 weeks ago
" Spiderman! Spiderman! He's the man with a plan! Makin' out! Upside down! Spinning webs runnin round all through town! just- just cause he can! thats why he's a- he's a... Spiderman!" lmao
MultiCoolbeanzz 2 weeks ago
this actually pretty much chronicles everything wrong with this film!!
theevilfish 2 weeks ago
lol spiderman dies in ultimate fallout
MrEternity3 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
0:56
Mary Jane: you punched me in the face earlier...
Peter Parker: bitch cause you weren't in da kitchen, now..... where my cheese 0.o lol
Ranagade100 2 weeks ago
Peter Parker just did a Saturday night fever strut across our window. I thought "evil" Peter acted that way when I saw him too lol
12sp21abc 3 weeks ago
SPIDERMAN TRES AMIGO!!!
18PopcornBoy 3 weeks ago
oh that reminds me of a long boring story about your uncle that will make you feel guilty and make the wrong desicions in life
oblivionclan5 3 weeks ago
i also want a bat-phone....
harkonxbleach777 3 weeks ago
AVENGE MEEEEE =D
pervylemons 3 weeks ago
hah. spiderman got dissed by a kid
blaciet100 3 weeks ago
Was that the guy from "Army of Darkness" at the end? haha
johnubis1 3 weeks ago 54
@johnubis1 Bruce Campbell, he made cameos in all 3 movies, I don't get the bird though.
darkjediMIK 2 weeks ago
Where can i find that spiderman dance clip?
CCRkunk88 3 weeks ago
@CCRkunk88 Search for "Spiderman will make you gay."
...yeah, no, seriously.
Algolei 3 weeks ago
"I'm comin for ya pete, Ol' buddy ol' pal, O'l friend!" :3
CloverPuppy4047 3 weeks ago
Yeah...if that end woud have Spiderman 3 there won't be Spiderman 4
TheBladeofDeathBFH 3 weeks ago
Don't narrate it :(
MrRobin4hood 3 weeks ago
I WANNA HAVE BATPHONE
les07derEroberer 3 weeks ago
your father died from his own blade
WTF YOU ONLY FUCKING TOLD ME THAT
i thought youd find it best to know now
I TOOK A GRENEADE TO THE FACE MAN
oooh
BeccasInWales 3 weeks ago
The dumbest thing they could've done was show Peter Parker slapping Mary Jane Watson to the ground.
LukeLovesRose 3 weeks ago
Old buddy, old pal, old friend!!!
davemarvelfan12 3 weeks ago
2:44 everyone who thinks THIS Peter Parker is infinitely better the next movie's version could be.
joshuare5768 3 weeks ago
ture what they say the bird is the word
Rocstamad 3 weeks ago
i used to make arrow to the knee jokes but then i took a grenade to the face.
lolardwtf 3 weeks ago 132
@lolardwtf look anything with the structure "I used to.... but then I..." is considered as bad as an arrow to the knee joke
metalmario765 2 weeks ago
@lolardwtf No, no you didn't.
customerofshit 2 weeks ago
@customerofshit yes, yes i did
lolardwtf 2 weeks ago
@lolardwtf No, no you didn't.
customerofshit 2 weeks ago
@lolardwtf I used to make grenades to the face jokes but the a bird hit me in the face
ExplosiveMailMan 2 weeks ago
@ExplosiveMailMan oh yeh, always the one that has to take it to far
lolardwtf 2 weeks ago
@lolardwtf Garus: Bitch, please
SupernusTorin 2 weeks ago
chuck norris used to have a pet spider he let it go and it bit so kid named peter parker
sora44441 3 weeks ago
0:38 the green goblin was saying, "MAH BOI!"
Altair122122332345 3 weeks ago
stan :-)
wolby2010 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
he should have squeezed her boobs at the end
PresidentScrooge 3 weeks ago
Spider-man: do you know of any movies where they kill the title character off at the end
Vemon: donnie darko, old yeller, romeo and juliet
Spider-man: yeah, i didn't think so
XD
dbzgohan123 3 weeks ago
I used to be a hero like spiderman but then i took a grenade to the knee...
MyEpicWaffles 3 weeks ago
Whoever draws these must be really good! Major props (Major Props!) to you!
percyinthestyx 3 weeks ago
"I'm Batman"
chaoticmonkeyify 3 weeks ago
The batmsn movies weren't nearly as bad
RageUnchained 3 weeks ago
DC heroes in a Marvel movie? heroception 0.o
NinJ4H4Za 3 weeks ago
I took a grenade to the face, dude!
EkoToyKite 3 weeks ago
spiderman tres amigoo
xD
MrRolandomotastation 3 weeks ago
luv da ending song
freshbboyful 3 weeks ago
still a better love story than twilight
theasianboy1234567 3 weeks ago
"And... Leap!"
*grenades fly by*
"Aw, dang, he was right..."
TheSalute3397 3 weeks ago
cuz i'm batman...............lololololol
myanmarjason 3 weeks ago
i love spiderman but every1 hates him tbh hes my fav super hero ps awsome job on this,this was so damm funny
AshingtonFr33styLe1 3 weeks ago
@AshingtonFr33styLe1 I agree. and i really believe the re-boot they are doing now is gonna suck. the story is just too far from the spiderman we are used to. But Hollywood started to reboot everything (snow white - 2 of them, alice in wonderland - which was scary but good movie, jack and the beans, red riding hood). They want to make mo"mature" movies but i don't know... this will not catch up to the general audience
DigitalMasacrer 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
@DigitalMasacrer
What made Batman's reboot so different?
Johnlindsey289 3 weeks ago
@Damionscool so, how was your day? Was it worth it? Was it worth giving in? That's what i thought....
soaponaroapDG 3 weeks ago
Oh god...it's the Batphone!
ChasehaWing 3 weeks ago
......AVENGE ME!
Neumie7 3 weeks ago 2
even the short version is long..
X0ltare 3 weeks ago
i took a grenade to the FACE!!!!>o>
Bewilderedtacos 3 weeks ago
This has been flagged as spam show
CAUSE IM BATMAN Dude its cools "peter comes out" XD
superman:WAT THE HACK WAS THAT O-O
deadwolf98 3 weeks ago
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deadwolf98 3 weeks ago
donnie darko... old yeller... romeo and juliet
JJ14202 3 weeks ago