Alan Carr: Chatty Man | Navratilova Plays Swingball | C4

[animeluver241]

Im sorry ive gotta do my grunts i cant help it. *hits ball* Uh! lol Love you loads Alan, got to meet him, have a pic and autograph. The funniest man in the world :-)

[Oxocubesrule]

Alan is the best ever, doesn't take things too seriously but always absolutely hilarious :)

[seabury]

I just burst out laughing with every clip!!!

[101cuteK]

LMAO xD 1.41 action replay wz way funny :D

[sharonwifey]

Fantastic;-)

[Robi6942]

he is brilliant but MARTINA ROCKS

[WorldWideLaugh]

he is so funny!!!!!

[poison682]

ok i thought he was joking and was gunna do pathetic grunting on prupose.. but i was in stitches just then, seriously.

that was just so funny :')

[V19torrent]

hahaha he was grunting in fear. hilarious =))

[WextraChaos]

i almost collapsed in a laughing fit when i saw the action replay faces LOL!!!!

[karoolta]

i love him he is so hilarious and hes so insanely gay

[Ellbell72]

i love alan's "grunting" lol.

[tibbsyboy]

his faces in the action replay lmao

[StarletDancer01]

Swing ball is amazing!

I love the way he freaks out when she hits it so hard lol

[xxjordiiebabiiexx]

1.03 rofl !

[jugglersofgravesend]

why youtube i used to love you why adverts

[LilCoolMizz]

Liking The Grunting Alan :)

Lovee Youu

[bertiemycat]

what the fuck fucking 30 second adverts now? this is rediculous

[AprilJ95]

i love Alan Carr, this clip is so funny XD x

[mrteaKup]

lol thisi si funny

[MyNameIsGrace]

I love Alan Carr!

[joyride987]

hahaha, i laighed soo much!

[RebelPebble432]

hahahahahahahahaha! awesome! ilafd so much!!!!!

[pcgamerguy1234]

lol

[KeyStage7]

JORDAN YA GAY JUST DO IT!

[veral1979]

hi-soz 2 bother all but cud sum1 have a look at my vid plz? (i'm wearing a hat on all vids). type in veral1979. i'm not acting,singing,jokring,trying 2 b funny or reading a script. i'm jst being myself-telling a story about 1 of my real life encounters. i'm being serious, tho sum peop find me amusing/entertaining (tho i'm truely not intending 2 b). many thanks 2 those of u that take a peek, and soz 2 those that dislike:-) night

[Bluemerlin32]

Alan Carr - Botty Man!

[pckpimpster]

lol

[mad1forever]

haha i want one :p

[HLDBBZ]

I almost pissed myself laughing at this and his grunting is actually the funniest thing ever.

[KittyKupcake1]

I love Alan Carr! He's awesome!

[nath909]

maybe sort your teeth out there, champ

[boogaloo80]

research the new world order

[razmitazzz]

alan carr is simply not funny, he's just an annoying cunt.

frankie boyle on the other hand... fucking legend

[TheReviewKid]

I 100% agree!

[rosieee999]

i agree, frankie boyle is soooo much funnier!!

[grotseva]

That's your opinion only.

[pr3yingm4ntis]

oh dear!!! what a cunt you are 100% cunt material.

[ipdipdoo0]

grunt martina!!! lmaoo

[Lukex115]

Oh he is so funny! Im sorry about my grunting but I cant help it :L

[cutiecourtney2005]

Is Alan Carr gay!?!

[EverlastingDesign]

yep!

[scubzy1]

yeah he is gay

[DurhamBoyz]

alan carr rocks

[ClubpenguinCrossfire]

Lol

[2chocolatecake]

this is hilarious

[09hysteria]

he's so funnny

[391477116]

omg he's hilarious!

[mrjetsetjon]

love it so funny

[mikey200885]

lmao ,thats funny shit!

[hinzy0035]

borin

[z0mgrugbyreturns]

Alan Carr is shit. You must be genetically deficient to find him funny. At all.

Complete pish.

[Silllybean]

OMG Alan carr is great so if you dont like him whats the point on hating on him and all his fans. Dick

[z0mgrugbyreturns]

OMG I'm such a hater. OMG YO. OMG don't be dissin him yo.

Go listen to your Aril Lavigne CD you imbecile.

[Pwnage009]

Why don't u stfu. If u don't like him, fuck off.

[z0mgrugbyreturns]

If you don't like my comments why don't YOU stfu?

I don't like him and I will voice my opinion whenever I feel like it. Which is now.

Alan Carr is shit and you're a genetically deficient scumbag.

[Pwnage009]

Alan Carr is one of the UK's leading comedians and despite being very camp, he'll never be as gay as Rugby is. Go back to watching a herd of Trolls groping each other you slag.

[z0mgrugbyreturns]

What does homosexuality have to do with him being a shit comedian?

When was the last time Alan toured the globe, selling out large arenas wherever he goes?

He's got nothing on true comedians like Bill Bailey, Dylan Moran, Eddie Izzard, Ricky Gervais, Jimmy Carr.

Get back to watching 'Ugly Betty', you fucking cretin.

[Pwnage009]

Dude, shut the fuck up. Firstly, Alan Carr is funnier than all of them bar Ricky Gervais. Secondly, he isn't a stand-up comedian...it's only recently that he's started to do it so why are u comparing him to fuckin veterans? Now piss off you penarse.

[z0mgrugbyreturns]

'Dude'? Ha. More Yank begging American faggotry.

Just what you expect from genetically deficient teenage Alan Carr fans.

And if you don't want to compare him to stand up comedians we can compare him to quiz show hosts and guests. And pretty much every guest and host on 8 out of 10 cats, mock the week, qi and have I got news for you are ALL funnier than Alan Carr.

Except for maybe David Walliams and the fat bloke in 'Benidorm'.

Alan Carr is shit. LOL@ your sense of humour.

[Pwnage009]

I thought I told u to piss off u bellend. I'm not a "fan'' I've Alan Carr. And stop with the "genetically deficient'' phrase, you've learnt some big words don't milk it...or do u want a fuckin sticker? Prat.

Rugby is shit. LOL @ ur life.

[z0mgrugbyreturns]

LOL @ your rebuttle. Fucking halfwit.

Alan Carrs fanbase is mainly teenage females. I'm embarassed for you.

Go watch Big Brother or Friends or Ugly betty or w/e other crap you infidels like.

[Pwnage009]

As I just said, I'm not a fan of Alan Carr. Then again, Trolls can't read. Just go fuck urself...ur arrogance, ignorance & stupidity gets a bit boring after awhile.

p.s. You're a cunt.

[z0mgrugbyreturns]

You aren't a fan but "Alan Carr is one of the UK's leading comedians".

Oxymoron or what mate?

Fucking idiot.

[Pwnage009]

LOL, fail. I'm not a fan of Chelsea but I can say they're one of England's best football teams. A comment like that doesn't make you a fan you tard. Moron.

[z0mgrugbyreturns]

Well it does in regards to comedy.

You're comparing apples and oranges. We know for a fact Chelsea are one of Englands best football teams.

Saying Alan Carr is one of the funniest comedian isn't fact. It's immature stupidity.

[mitziebitzie]

I agree with some of your comments but I want you to expand on this part:

"or w/e other crap you infidels like."

When you say Infidels who are you referring to? who are the infidels who like Big Brother, Friends and Ugly Betty?

[z0mgrugbyreturns]

I'm a white british atheist. I just like the term infidel lol

[mitziebitzie]

I get that part and as a White British person who is also an atheist or extreme sceptic, infidel is a great word...

but what exact group are you targeting by the use of the phrase "you infidels like" in the context its been given it seems like you've targeted a specific group of people as the infidels...i.e. people who watch Ugly Betty, friends and Big Brother are there any other programs the infidels might watch perhaps? or was it a loose term directed in general?

[z0mgrugbyreturns]

It's a loose term in regards to idiots with no taste.

There's no alterior meaning if thats what you're thinkinng?

[mitziebitzie]

No that's cool,

so infidels can extend to people who watch say: Sky Sports, Cricket, Eastenders, Coronation Street, Rugby, Ant n Dec's Takeaway, Hollyoaks, Fox News, King of the Hill, Sex and the City, Pop Idol, Stricly Come dancing, King of Queens and finally Wife Swap?

Theres a lot more....

[mitziebitzie]

Forgot the biggest one of all in my list simply because I donlt watch it but....anything with Kerry Katona!!!!

Telling us about her awful life and her weight problems and how her medication makes her feel funny and she wishes the press would leave her alone as she only wants a quiet life...even though shes on chat shows (off her nut - allegedly) and has a reality TV show on MTV recording the disaster that is her life that she doesn't want people to talk about?

[yeahkkthen]

You are so right, you took the words right out of my mouth. Yeah.. she says she wants to be left alone but then she goes and stars in her own TV programme... she just contradicts herself. I don't know why she gets so much publicity, she's a waste of space to be honest.

[KingOfTomfoolery]

wow! u really are a pratt! "every guest and host on 8 out of 10 Cats... are ALL funnier than Alan Carr." I didn't realise that we had a comedy expert commenting on this video? Fair enough, people are allowed opinions but it would seem that you are in the overall minority so stop fruitlessly commenting on this video because nobody really gives a shit!

[z0mgrugbyreturns]

The sad thing is I'm actually not in the minority. I'm in the majority.

But Channel 4 and other mainstream tv stations persist in pushing this pish down everyones throats.

Check the mans TV ratings. You think I'm in the minority? Nobody watches his shows lol

[RyanFlaherty2009]

its true, no-one gives a shit :)

[busessuck1]

no it's that he's a shit comedian... who's a funny looking homosexual

that's his shtick... and to be fair it's not like the one's you said are the true gold of comedy they're the "new generation" bob sagets

... how funny does it get to look at a swelled up face of a fat idiot who talks like a peasant in slo-mo

[gggggaaaaarrrrryyyyy]

busessuck1 funny how you bring up homosexuality when you have SUCK in your name,..(closet Quenn without a shadow of a doubt,as are all that mock homosexuality,..thats why they retorte with a shit reply) as for a Peasant,..I'm pretty dam sure his wealth outranks that of a Peasant(you fucking halfit dumfuck),oh,and have you ever heard of the phrase each to their own??.(for example,you like to suck dick in dark alleys so family and friends won't find out,but I won't judge you,each to their own:-)

[johnisfun]

zomg why u makin such a big deal out of dis

if u dont liek him then watch sumfing else

maybe u fancy him????

i think h'es funny shit.

[z0mgrugbyreturns]

LOL, you illiterate fucking idiot. Who could fancy Alan Carr? Even if I was gay it's an impossibility. The man looks like a rat.

[johnisfun]

fuk u im not illiterate u cunt

[OneThingLeftToFear]

Wow... Lol.

[soniarocks09]

Alan carr is one word Hilarious =D!!

[louisglazz]

thats funny lol alan carr and that show are halarious

[plasticbudgie]

thought ide check ths out heard this guy was funny...

Personaly not my cup of tea.

Agreed with the lady / gentleman down there british tv sucks nowadays..

[iateababy92]

funny how america has copied loads of british tv shows e.g i'm a celebrity, pop idol, the office, secret millionaire, trigger happy tv, the list goes on

[plasticbudgie]

i love the way you presume im american.

Shows how much we're in contest with them.

I'm british born and bred.

[stevep9865]

You got your 5 stars back Dr!!

[bidermaier]

This kind of video reminds me why I dont watch british TV anymore.

[RepublikOfOne]

And yet here you are watching British TV on youtube...

[plasticbudgie]

maybe because im british, anywhere within my last comment did i mention im american....

Come on you slimey limeys

[RepublikOfOne]

I didn't say you were American, I commented because you said that 'british tv sucks nowadays' - So I was pointing out that you are watching British telly even though you think it 'sucks'. Anyway, adios!

[IdarkphoenixI]

Maybe he didnt know what to expect before watching this clip. That happens to me a lot when it comes to youtube videos

[flowerbower]

Yes, it is like one continuous freak show.

[Ldog113]

"Grunt Martina!"

"Lets Psyic each other out, yeah?"

hes sooo funny

[CUNfTucker]

a handsome man. whos the other bloke (in glasses) i love it. yes

[PirateHeur]

i laughed so hard at this when it came on.

[greatexpectation101]

Takes one to know one. Alan I'm sure will take the high road for all these discriminatory comments. If you're not a fun, why bloody watch?!

[caaassh]

i love alan carr :D

[mattw31]

Hes a bent twat.

[tonyrob1945]

modern day John Inman and Graham Norton cant stand them.best in panto off tv

[whackiton]

Alan Carr is an unfunny cunt.

[emmapeanut]

aww baaa baaa you said a naughty word

[0121loc]

u faggots find this funny..

[emmapeanut]

you saud a naughty word too, santa aint getting you no christmas prezzies

[eddiespig666]

haha i have the exact same swing ball its from B&Q lmao

[Random346r]

i love Alan Karr, he just has to open hias mouth and i start laughing =]

[emmapeanut]

its carr with a C not a K

im just friendly correcting :)

[TheIdEgoSuperEgo]

that was so funny! :D

love alan carr :)

[NiiCOL4B4YB33]

I love Alan :)

"Grunt martina, grunt!" :L

This video also, it's really good quality.

[Downzy2019]

hahaha hes awesome!

[vatanfromkerala]

faggart

[darwinclose09]

Learn how to spell fuckwit

[policematrix]

i dont like queers but i make an exception for alan hes a fukn chocker, hillarious

[SOF006]

Ahh i love living in the UK

Channel 4 FTW

[sexybethizit09]

wot does FTW stand 4 then ???

[SOF006]

For The Win

[bob1506]

For the win :)

[septemberblueuk]

love it...lmao

[Anon060]

alan carr should come to canada ffs <3

[algk92]

amazing he's so funny !

[tomwatney]

I do really like him, very funny man!

[tomwatney]

Alan Carr is the best.

[novadavies]

i saw him singing books on oxford street. he's great!

[retteretter]

does make me jealous though... getting to play a game which 8 year olds play on national telly and getting thousands while doing it :(

[1988cl]

You gotta love Alan!

His laugh makes me laugh, its like a hyena! LOL

[nakul12345]

hahahah.. hyena LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

[lbugtv]

Can't wait to see him try a spot of boxing with Frank Bruno or maybe some rugby with Jonah Lomu.

[AnimalNitrates]

I can imagine it.

"I'm ready for ya, I'm ready--"

BANG!

"That was mean!"

[xmicax09]

im in stitches x

[mjd775]

poor chatty man, on to a loser with this show, soon to be no chatty man, back to being batty man I suppose!!

[erum7451]

actually alot of people would beg to differ if you dont like it why watch it!

[mjd775]

erum7451, could you name both of them?

[erum7451]

name both of what???

[mjd775]

..erum7451, I was going to say your brain cells, but I actually mean all the people that watch this shit!! Hahaha you are not the sharpest tool in the toolbox are you!!?

[erum7451]

well then why are you watching this 'Shit' then dick head!

[mjd775]

erum7451, to wind cunts like you up!!! Hahaha and its worked!! I bet the veins in your neck are about to pop you puff!!

[6chaz6]

alan carr is funny so what hes gay still funny

[pogleswood2]

Martina, a true athlete a great Tennis player a Fantastic lady with a fantastic personality look forward to watching this on sky +

[goldfishfc7]

he is ttl funni but not the same without JLC

[9thprotocol]

gay dudes play swingball all the time

[wadd123]

why have elephants got big ears ?

[mightymeanie]

why?

[SexiJacksie]

lmfao! i actually like allen carr but ur a jowka! batty man lol

[prettyteengirl4u]

I like Alan Carr, He looks just like my uncle, I wish he's not gay, lol

[septemberblueuk]

Soooooooo funny...lmao

[jimjoness0161075]

lol Grunt Martina! Lmao!

[FLETCHJIB]

ALAN CARR IS SOOO FUNNY

[09hysteria]

he was a great champion

[ralpius]

Swingball, from a homosexual it's probably alluding to something else. Martina looks more butch than he does.

[chanthacic]

Well she is a lesbian...

[alex07silva]

who?

[chanthacic]

Martina Navratilova.

[MusicalTalkativeFran]

really?! who is she anyway

[chanthacic]

She's one of the best tennis players in the world.

[xHorseLoverX08]

OMG!! LMAO!!! The replays!!! His face HAHA!!! He is soo funny!! XD XD =D

[gymnastlm]

OMG this is soo funny

Alan Carr is so funny mahn =D

[BabyMidgetxx]

GRUNT MARTINA! lol!!!

i actually love alan.

[Surfking9000]

Alan Carr is legendary

[wayneyeo12]

2 funny lol :)

[buffstuff100]

Hahaha I LOVE Alan Carr!!!!!!!

[deadserenity95]

sexy psyching up...

[naffychav]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[vampirequeenduluxe]

GRUNTS OF FEAR!!! xD

[xDivatoxic]

he is my favourite comedian ever!

[NGKiDD]

Hahaha Alan Carr is too funny the black eyed peas interview had me in tears i couldn't stop laughing

[selicue]

me too!!! the "boom boom pow" man .. haha hilarious!

[sickeningswiggs]

Alan carr is legend!

[IndiEmmaProductions]

This made be laugh my head off (:

[000nour000]

HAHAHHA!! OMG this man is a genious!!

[Agenthawke]

That had me in fucking stitches. FAVED

[ABucketfulofMariah]

How can she not know swingball?! D:<

[Sazza91x]

she did know, she did the gesture of swing ball, probably she gave it a different name if you get me lol

[krazykizza]

omg favourited!