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  • the first was a cool beginning to the story a nice twist with the whole 2 bites and still alive...it show'd how beastly werewolfs and how agile and cunning vampires Should be however if you want to see actual vampires without those bullshit weapons fighting like bitches go watch van hellsing now thats a movie with vampires and werewolfs

  • At least Underworld awakaning is far better then eny Paul Worthless Shit Andersons resident evil crap.

  • sorry, but this movie make sense to my,i was expenting more but. i enjoy the movie, the boss wolf was too slow.shoulb be more like the hulk when it goes madddddddddd.

  • I just seen this (feb 24 2012) and it was choppy as hell, i mean CHOPPY AS HELL. I love selene but damn, IT WAS SOOOOOOOOO CHOPPY. Im not completely sh*ting on Underworld: Awakening but i cant believe that for the most part the boys over at Spill really really really liked this...

  • Anything that isnt Twilight is my favourite vampire movie

  • pls just make a new underworld awakening cuz this one sucked balls

  • it was great movie. it opens up the series for another sequel. your just a faggot

  • i liked the movie because i never saw the 1st or the 2nd but after i saw it it makes me want a 5th because of the ending its a cliff hanger there i said it

  • Why are people having these big ass arguments? Its not that serious people. Either you liked the movie or you didn't.

  • 1. evolution 2.rise 3. underworld 4. awakening

  • i fucking hated the new breed of lycans.. And why do the lycans always get fucking fucked up they get dropped like theyre jack russels..

  • I loved the Fright Night remake, and I think my favorite Underworld movie is the second one (the third one served absolutely no purpose except fanservice for the Lucian fans). I also liked Interview With a Vampire. I want to see From Dusk Till Dawn SO BADLY. I only watched the first twenty minutes but I couldn't finish it because of unforseen circumstances. So that'll prolly be my favorite after I finally watch it.

  • The remake of Fright night is my favourite vampire movie.

  • Underworld: Rise of the lycans

  • i mean 8

  • 7 people are idiots

  • "Your gonna hate it cause its not well done" BULLSHIT! although the structure of the movies are always alittle flip floppy the movie was awesome :o

  • Jeremy your full of shit on this one my friend... This was a pretty good movie... prob not the best but still pretty good..

  • your nose upsets me

  • no wonder this fag nerd still don't have a partnership deal lol smh wadda nerd get a life .. go get some pussy and stop watching so many damn movies lol

  • Dude, did u know ur voice is worse then children burning. Shut up and enjoy a great movie; it's some guy's vision of how vampires and lycans should be and the fact that he had the balls to make it like he did, is greater than ur homo opinion .

  • @ReaperRulezD00d Are you kidding? Great movie? What exactly were you watching? This movie had no story and the action had no benefit for the movie. This movie deserves a Dogshit rating. Quit whining because you have a bad taste in movies.

  • @hockeyfan202 Hey fuck nutt im not wasting my time on a low life bitch who waste his time talkin shit on ppls opinion now go home and beat it to ur twilight

  • @ReaperRulezD00d I was going to say the same thing to him.

  • @ReaperRulezD00d First off, I'd rather slam my head in a car door repeatedly than watch Twilight. Second, nowhere in his review did he talk shit on your opinion. He never said "Whoever likes this movie sucks." Quit your bitching and get a life.

  • @hockeyfan202 hahahah dood calm down and y he fuck do u care so much r u not old enough to c it is it beacuse ur mom wouldnt take u to c it and ur jealous :0

  • @ReaperRulezD00d I've already seen it and like I already said, it deserves to be called dogshit. Besides, you have the grammar of an uneducated 8 year old, so I wouldn't be talking about not being old enough.

  • I'm sorry Jeremy, but I have to disagree. I'm an Underworld fan myself and I thought the movie was pretty good. One thing that disappointed me however was the lack of story. But the story that was given is still rather good, the effects are decent, the acting was great, and the movie delivers on the action and gore. I could understand why some Underworld fans might be disappointed, but the "dogshit" award is way too harsh for a movie like this.

  • Rise of the lycans.

  • this guy is stupid fucking nerd always hates on every movie he so predict able u can tell already what hes gonna say about a movie if u see a least 3 videos stop hating on every movie we dont give a shit about ur review

  • @Rampage851 and how many of his videos have u seen?

  • Would've been better if Michael was actually in it, not only 30 seconds in the beginning.

  • The Giant Lycan guy was cool but I hated how after 3 films they still made the Lycan seem like the bad guys.

  • i saw it, i liked it. i did not read anything about the movie before i went it, had no expectations, but it surprised me. i didn't like where they finished the movie, thought it had a good few minutes left, but still, not dogshit. i'd give it maybe 6/10

  • I don't entirely agree with this review. I liked the movie. Of course the 'Boss battle' was dumb, for me that thing never happened. The problem I have is the back story. It would have been great to see a movie of those things happening. It would have felt different than all the other movies of the franchise. Had they made U:A after this back story movie it would have bean an average movie of the series.

    Also, am I the only one who thinks the elder vampires kept this from happening, the purge?

  • underworld 2 is the best of all four. awakening sucked grandpa ass. HARD!

  • I did enjoy the movie bc it was nonstop action from start to finish. Cant be mad at that.

  • @TheTrojanabuser actually you can

  • @TheTrojanabuser Non stop action doesn't make a good movie nor did it entertain me in any way.

  • @MrBananaskillz Never said it does. I just said I got to enjoy the movie. The fight scenes were matrix like and brutal so I am satisfied with it. Not the best movie out but it served its purpose on my night out. Loved when she put her pistol to the guys chin and pulled the trigger.

  • @TheTrojanabuser actually i kinda agree with Jeremy i saw it and it was crap. Don't get me wrong action is good but false advertising

  • @OsamuNaraWu3 good thing i didnt see any advertising lol.Went in there not knowing what to expect. Maybe thats the reason I got to enjoy the action lol.

  • I mostly like werewolfs, vampires and hybrids.

    By the Wayne selene is a hybrid.

  • the only vampire movie i liked outside of blade was the lost boys

  • I liked the introduction of the hybrid kid and I can't wait to see part 4, but yeah-

    total filler.

  • @TheSophistiquette omg, self, I meant can't wait to see part 5, doh!

  • what a shame.

    absolutely LOVED the Underworld series when it began.

    There should be a public apology from the original producers to the fans, just to bite the new guys in the dick for ruining the franchise with their shitty little story pulled directly out of an elephants ass.

  • I totally agree 100%

  • The little girl is Michael and her daughter

  • First time watching your stuff, I laughed so I subbed.

  • @SMOKENPICTURES same here

  • This movie sucked big time

  • Hey wanna trade weather in CA we NEED rain lol

  • Someone better not say Twilight!

  • I usually agree with you jeremyjahn but i think that you dropped the ball on this one. I am not saying its the greatest movie in the world but that review you gave was a little harsh.

  • It's true, this movie was a filler because...well...it had to be, in the first 2 movies before rise of the lycans they killed off Lucian, Victor, Markus, William, and even Alexandr Corvinus but he was not really bad anyway... but the point is they ran out of enemies to kill SO they needed to start something new. My main problem is this movie focused more on action than the true story line and it also ended abruptly, I just wish this movie filled in who they were actually going to go after...

  • hey buddy have you ever heard of the term new series. thats kinda what it is. don't you remember the end? *SPOILER ALERT* She does say this is a new beginning. that wasn't really a spoiler alert, but whatever. anyways why did you get so upset over this anyways? it seemed like an incredible waste of time. you could have been like, ok in my opinion this movie sucks. end of the review right there. and we all would have been alot happier. i am a underworld fan and i friggin loved the movie. :P

  • @KiLLeDByaNooB1 Agreed!

  • @moeharris thank god there is someone out there who agrees. we must be the only two crazy ones in the world

  • best werewolf movie is dog soldiers, check it out

  • was Michael at least in it? or no....?

  • pinche bato no me insultes a Selene ok wey porque te la vas a ver duras wey!!!!I love this movie and the rest too...so vete ya tu sabes donde wey!!!

  • Thank you, spot on review!

  • Underworld awakening to me is like the Breaking Dawn of the underworld franchise. It's the fourth installment that has almost nothing to do with the previous three and is just plain pointless.

  • The first underworld movie. Really cool story, really cool effects, really cool vamps and were wolves, and hybrids of both. After that it's underworld rise of the lycans. It was awesome to see them go against the vamps and revolt and the effects and style was great.The ending lost me though. Then it's evolution. Just cause it was really cool to watch but the story was kinda dumb.

  • JEREMY, the best vampire and werewolf movie is TWILIGHT!!!!! It's like the most amazing thing ever created! There's even a human-vampire hybrid in the end that's only 20 minutes old and seduces a grown werewolf! Ain't that frigging amazing?

  • I THINK IT WAS GOOD..

  • It never butcher lore, it stepped aside to tell a new, crucial, story. Onto the werewolf of giant assery. I'm a huge gamer and I never thought of it as a video game boss, I thought of it has the leader of the raid on their coven coming it to secure the child. It kinda happens. I love the Underworld franchise and I also loved Awakening. It may have a different story direction but where was it supposed to go? The story was meant to revolve around her problems for a change instead of the war.

  • Its so fun watching your videos because I live in Seattle as well. Hahaha

  • @360floflyer You too!!?? Do well all live in Seattle!? 8O

  • Vampires and werewolves are badass...usually.

    I think everyone knows what I mean by that.

  • I don't agree at all. I'm a Underworld fan and I loved it.

  • Military goes after werewolves and vampires under the noses of the general public… ok I saw that on a season of Buffy.

  • Near Dark, Stake Land

  • Yeah, I agree 1OO percent! I went to the theater with my friends all happy to see it, but in the movie we were all like "wtf is this shit" it felt like some sort of fanfiction that just got the chance to be made into a movie.

  • shit ur rite lols

    not only DAT but I hate how they left me hanging in the end about Michael cuz now they have to make a new one lols

  • i was so pyched to see awakening but when actualy saw it i was pisst, confused, and ready to chuck my seat at the fukking screen. -__-

  • You guys have snowmageddon. We've hardly had anything here in Minnesota...

  • @MrChessguy2 ya i know right didn;t it get to like mid 50's last month.

  • 1. Underworld

    2. Evolution

    3. Awakening

    4. Rise

  • Does anybody know when this is going to be released on DVD? If you do please respond. Thanks.

  • @blueeyesaf to early to say give it about a month and maybe they will post it on line or something

  • i really want to know why the hell Len Wiseman wasn't allowed to direct this one. I know that the prequel/3rd one wasn't done by Wiseman but at least that guy knew not to fuck with the original storylines. i haven't even seen the movie yet and i'm really glad i waited for reviews before wasting my money seeing it in theaters.

    fav vamp movie of all time: Interview with the Vampire

    fav Undworld movie: Rise of the Lycans

  • Favourite is still the first underworld film.

  • Well of course it has nothing to do with Lucian..he died in the first movie.

  • im sad that there is new people dicecting and the suck u kno wht.. but the other ones were great!

  • The Underworld series is the best vampire/lycan series created and this trailer has, I think, completely ruined it

  • vampire movie would be dust till dawn .

  • totally agree except the part when u say its not good enough.

    PD: UW evolution was the best IMO

  • I love the underworld series and love "awakening" so ..

  • Also, yes the description is misleading because the ending with the humans is a twist. I don't want to spoil it. The one for the first movie was worse

    'Selene, a beautiful vampire warrior, is entrenched in a war between the vampire and werewolf races. Although she is aligned with the vampires, she falls in love with Michael, a werewolf who longs for the war to end.' Sounds like Westside vamps, Michael is never really a lycan, he never changes and doesn't know why he's now in the middle of a war

  • The first movie is my favourite. I think the big problem in this one was the lack of the Michael character. 1 minute of a stunt double with a CGI face doesn't count. Selene was totally inhuman and virtually unstoppable. She was lacking all the vulnerability from the previous installments. The Kid wasn't enough to make us feel for her. The story should have intercut between her and Eve and Michael in the lab so we could learn more about the villains. This is a new storyline setup I think.

  • i fucking loved this movie it was FUCKING BRILLIANT!!! oh my god I could go cinema and watch it again, i dont usually rate 3D either but when that big fuck off *spoiler* werewolf charged at the screen it offered so much more awesomness

  • underworld 3 is by far the best in my opinion, you cant ever have enough of lucien and evil victor

  • the first three Underworld movies are awesome but the story ends at Underworld Evolution, Awakening was just unnecessary.

  • Thank goodness I didn't follow your advice. I loved it. That's strike two, Jeremy. First was with The Grey which was missing an ending. This movie was actually pretty good.

  • OMG watch this.... watch?v=kc6Y1kNylJA&feature=g-­user-a&list=PL0C461DE0BE8E38E3­&context=G23a9096UCGXQYbcTJ33Z­RVSrZCW1Ao9blvCWdoXQx_TsKnt-am­TA

  • and i like blade

  • interview with The vampire is my fav. vampire film..

  • fright night

  • yup plot was all to irrelevant...an ok movie to me

  • you are dog shit, and you are annoying :)

  • Well that is disappointing. I was hoping it would continue were it left off. I will probably rent it if I am bored. Seems like Vampires and Werewolves are either going 100% action/effects or romance. I like the first Underworld because it was the movie that started it all but it is not my favorite creature flick. I still enjoy Ginger Snaps the best even if the movie is low budget, and Interview with the Vampire.

  • I haven't watched this movie yet, but I can say that so far I only like the first movie.

  • why is it that everyone i've spoken to that has seen this movie say its good? i still havent seen it, i usually agree with jeremy and his reviews but at as hardcore underworld fan, i think ill just watch this anyway because i might be surprised and actually like it. lol

  • Review "A Separation"

  • Underworld: Awakening does have one undeliable virtue. IT'S NOT TWILIGHT! :)

  • Ive gotta say Rise Of the Lycans is ###1

  • they could have done a blade two thing join forces but no they didn't and it would've been a hundred times better if they did

  • lol so its like Halo Wars of the Halo series. MAde by 343 instead of Bungie

  • @Cooleyo789 Uh... Halo Wars was made as the final game from Ensemble studios.

    343 is a subsidiary (if I remember) of Bungie and is making Halo 4.

    Just wanted to tell you that, not to insult you or anything. It's just I really want Halo 4 to be good. If that makes sense.

  • I dolnt like the underworld movies all it does in my mind is Shoot stuff. Then show the girls butt shoot butt shoot butt shoot butt *repeat*

  • wow, interesting Jeremy. I haven't seen it yet, but this is the opposite reaction from my other trusted reviewers at Spill.com. it's nice to get two detailed perspectives, now to see it to truly know the deal...

  • 3:18 So this movie is like Jak and Daxter The Last Frontier?

  • Tumbs up 4 Van Helsing :)

  • All of them and the whole Blade series and Perist and Van Helsing and more :D

  • I found Awakening to be the best installment of the series.

  • My favorite Underworld is Rise of the Lycans. It was just cool to go from thinking of Lucien as the bad guy in the first movie, to the good guy in a prequel. It was fun to see why and how he got to where he was in the first movie. And after Rise of the Lycans, I actually felt really bad for Lucien.

  • I saw this review and thought "there was no way this movie is that bad." Turns out it was actually worse. This movie actually made me angry.

  • oh my god i love the two top comments.

  • Jeremy plays MTG????

  • People that didnt like this movie are dumbasses!! THIS MOVIE WAS THE BEST I'VE SEEN !!! BESIDES TRANSFORMERS...

  • True...but after watching Red Tails this movie is an oscar contender

  • Honestly in my opinion I thought this movie was good, but did not see it in 3D...

  • Haha, love that you play Magic! Did you like Dark Ascension?

  • Gahh I thought this movie was perfect!

  • i love the action but it feels... a little like its not underworld the elders are gone corvinus is gone lucian is gone who does that leave us with? Michel selene & her daughter WE NEED MORE BAD GUYS!!

  • i thought it was good

  • review red tails

  • Megamind was also false advertising but it helped because the whole movie seems to be based on twists

  • I didn't really like haywire, but the camera work was superb!

  • DON'T GO SEE THIS MOVIE. It is honest to god dogshit. I saw it in 3d and they didn't utilize it whatsoever. The acting is poor. The plot is underwhelming. And the action is so over done its almost cartoonish. Plus the main character is difficult to relate to. First of this series I've ever watched and thought it was awful start to finish. Also there is a twist but it is so ridiculously easy to see coming its not even worth calling a twist.

    This is my personal opinion but I can't see anyone wh

  • @Wellaboveswell I didn't see it coming because I was still astounded of how much bullshit was happening like what she does to the vampire that was following her and the just leaves and doesn't even explain what happened there. Not sure if you're talking about who is really charge or her final discovery... I haven't gone to the movies in a while and I wen't to see this bullshit because friends wanted to. Should have seen The Grey.

  • @Joseph15O yeah the only reason I saw it was peer pressure also.

    SPOLER ALERT but yeah the lycan twist i felt coming because they had to be involved and they had no other strong connection and also the fact her partner was still alive which was probably the most obvious thing to me... Im hoping the grey restores my faith in modern cinema haha :P

  • the first underworld

  • Jeremy, are you going to review Red Tails?

  • Havnt seen it yet but where the hell is michael

  • @IamPixelism the beginning seconds and the final seconds. There will be a Part 5 going from the way the movie ended that will be all about Michael.

  • @IamPixelism He's in it, but only in a limited capacity. Scott Speedman did not reprise his role so the only shot's of Michael are from archived footage and a stand-in. However, Producer Richard Wright has stated that Michael will return and will be played by Scott Speedman should a fifth Underworld ever be made.

  • you suck at reviewing.

  • Stop making reviews ur reviews are pure shit

  • @SpaceNinjaMonkey No, they aren't. Your grammar and attempt at spelling is (not are) pure shit.

  • @SpaceNinjaMonkey then don't look at his reviews dumbass

  • i loved this movie! Kate(Selene) is so hot i cried myself to sleep last night

  • I actually liked this movie.. i didnt think it was bad at all

  • i think i might go see this movie this weekend because of mixed reviews, so i'll see how it is myself.

  • @curtiscyoteblue- Blade isn't shit compared to the Underworld franchise. The best of the Blade trilogy was 'Trinity', & at very best I give it a 5/ 10. Talk about great acting, they had HHH from WWE. lol.

  • @taz198666 they also had Ryan Reynolds playing a guy who's basically like deadpool.

  • Saw the movie today, it sucked. To much CGI, to much over the top fight scenes with pointless slow motion, crap acting & crap dialog. Why don't movie directors & producers take pride into their work & stop producing films to make a quick buck, it's really sad how these so called directors get praised for their, lack of effort, work. I'm fed up of producers directing films for people who like this crap, people who don't care.

  • honestly, this bloke has no idea about movie reviews. It's not my intention to insult him or give him a bad image. But I strongly suggest he tries improving his research or at least he should make sure he understands the movie before he criticizes it... Im voting for a second part to this movie

  • After watching this review, I was expecting the movie to be horrible, but I was pleasantly surprised. It might just be because my expectations were so low, but I really enjoyed it. I've even seen it twice. I'm a HUGE Underworld fan, and I don't think this was too irrelevant. I wasn't sure where they could have gone after the second one, and I enjoyed where this one went. The story was decently interesting and I enjoyed the action scenes. PLUS, the effects were a zillion times better than the 3rd

  • @TheRealHeyLo The effects in the 3rd for the werewolves and the blood looked so digital and cheesy lol. Its nice to hear that the 4th has better effects.

  • My favorite vampire movie is the "Blade" trilogy. The "Blade" movies a far more better than the "Underworld" movies. The "Underworld" movies and simply the "Resident Evil" movies but with different monsters and a different heroine. Besides that, they are essentially the EXACT SAME PIECES OF CRAP.

  • this movie was badass

    

  • u ROCK JEREMY!!!!

  • TWILIGHT!... when it gets burned in a fire and sprayed on with holy water... than burned again

  • How could you not like it? What was wrong with it?

  • I like them all, haven't seen this one yet. But I was really impressed by Rise of the Lycans.

  • The third one is my favorite one.

  • you said exactly what I felt after watching this one...

  • What happened to the hybrid is the 2nd and 3rd?

  • IMDB and Metacritic, are probably as good, if not better reviewing websites. In my opinion of course.

  • Allright. Fair enough. This was a good review.

  • I saw the movie today then watched your review... You do realise the reason the film was marketed as having humans as the enemies was because the realisation that they were actually Lycans was a plot-twist? The audience isn't aware of the fact that the main antagonist of the film is a Lycan until after the half-way point... Put a spoiler warning next time because I really think you just ruined one of the most important plot-points of the movie.

  • @scottiscittles I saw your comment before watching the review, before seeing the movie, and although he spoiled that plot point for you and thousands of other people, you spoiled his spoiling of that point for me. Put a spoiler warning next time, because I really think you just ruined one of the most important spoilers of this review. ;-)

  • @jiberjiberjiber nice I was just about to say that good show ol chap

  • @jiberjiberjiber I didn't ruin it. I hyped it up and made it better.

  • @jiberjiberjiber S P O I L C E P T I O N

  • @jiberjiberjiber You're safe knowing this going in, so no biggie. It's not a deep thought type thing dude, it's violence, and more violence, and fuck no it makes no sense, but it's all money shot, so skeet shots is okay.

  • @jiberjiberjiber BUURRN

  • @jiberjiberjiber  ahhh stfu jermyjhans fanboy and go sit on his cock some more