Working at Google Santa Monica - Alan: Software Engineer

[aJustinBieberSongs]

Thanks!

[Cam6990]

OMG ALAN HAH OK FOLKS ITS THE JANITOR FROM GOOGLE ME AND THIS GUY WERE SMOKING SOME GOOD REEFER IN THE BATHROOM. ALAN HAS NEVER SMOKE AND WE WERE SMOKIN OUT OF A MOUNTAIN DUE CAN. FIRST TIME ALAN TAKES A HIT HE SHIT HIS PANTS. HE IS LIKE DUDE IM LIKE WHATS UP I SHIT MY PANTS. I JUST BUST OUT LAUGHING. I SPRAY SO MUCH LYSAL IN THE OFFICE HE HAD IT SMELLIN LIKE A PUPPY SHAT EVERYWHERE. THIS GUY NEEDS TO GET EMBRASSMENT EMPLOYMENT OF THE YEAR

[mtokumoto0]

this guy is a nerd...

[grounder1231]

is he gay

[dolentia]

nothing sexier. hell yeah.

[RafattackVids]

@dolentia i know right hilarious

[44YamazakiRyuji]

googletube:

he has job at google and working at google. what are you doing??

sitting fornt of computer whole day and calling people `fag`??

[Matthews255]

Immense job, shame about the clothing though. Stereotypical geek nerd! However, I envy you for working in California!

[googletube]

you're a fag

[palebit]

and you're a fanboy..

[xenoalien]

LOL sexy? I guess you have to think that way for algorithms and programming to be fun lol.

[MediumKuriboh]

this is simply hilarious how he described his work as being sexy, i liked him.

[berereet]

he is definitely gay .. And dude, I think you get good food at google. Eat it. its free.

[MattTrevithickMovies]

At least he has a job - and doesn't sit at home all day calling people gay.

[mmmmathe]

I heart his geek voice!

[BeechSundowner]

Merry Christmas!

[illhonky]

I'm guessing he got his ass kicked, on average, 6 times a day while he was in school.

[hellyes007]

...gay...

[yupster123]

lol. it's funny bc he's gay.

[XColliRoxX]

sexy? okkkkkk

[thegtard]

Alan! You rock my world! :) And that Hawaiian shirt. You tiger, you. MeOW!

[Philip4200]

did he say sexy? hmmmm

[nickobro]

lol Sectcee

[Bradleydl]

how is that sexy?

[AVB100]

After watching that, I still have no concept at all of what problems he's solving. What do you do!? Needed more memory for what!? People use what thing that you developed!? What feature!? What is it!?

[orayesh]

WHAT?!?!?!

Indeed. I'm confused.

[MediumKuriboh]

He has big problems so he needs big memories to deal with that, it is like talking "we need bigger guns used in action movies"

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

glad to hear it mate..I love google...

[vicodin25mg]

Hey, don't insult software engineers at google! Thay solved me more than one problem and helped me having a better computer experience. Google is the best service of its class.

[2hot4south]

I can not believe that Google being as wealthy as it has become can not pay for a stylist to I don't know help this guys out when it comes to presentation. I mean look at the guy he looks like hes been hiding under a rock for the past 2o years and his attire got stuck in time! Oh and some vocal coaching lessons would not hurt! Just for kicks I am going to add this to my favorites!!!

THANKS GOOGLE YOU JUST MADE ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MY SELF!!!!

[scaryjobob]

well, other than the lisp at least he was able to speak proper English... Maybe some lessons in the language you take before the criticism you give?

[kenoad]

lol bitchy, only messing

[2hot4south]

Wow!!

You replied to my comment all the way from the United kingdom! Now that is wicked cook in my book!

Thanks for the comment!

[2hot4south]

I am really sorry if I offended you in any way because I certainly did not write the comment above to make you offended. I did not even think about lisp until you mention it and you are right so I take back what I said on my comment , but I am very big on first impressions and I can tell you that a Hawaiian shirt probably does not go a long way if you know what I mean!

[HollywoodFameAwards]

Very funny reply

[AmanEr1r]

kinda of sexy?

what is he talking about?

[philly1537]

sexy WTF didnt expect that lmao that all i heard he just mumble everything else

[mikma]

shhh Dont tell youtube that i am putting this here they will take it from you...mikma was here

[heckabunk]

"its really exciting and kinda sexy..." lol

[HrAwkHaWk]

u mean exthiting and kinda thexthy lol! cant stop laughing!

[bigwnfan]

it's a shame that google is diminishing their brand with this crappy ad campaign. couldn't they do something cooler? if you have to try to explain why you are cool to someone - that, by default, means you are not cool, or creative. he's really smiling because he's 13 and he's a billionaire. now that's a much cooler story than this monologue, or grandpa's sharks tooth around his neck.

[sagetology]

who cares if he's a virgin, I bet he's a pretty nice guy

[Verge061]

gotta love dem lisping virgins =]

[VancouverDriver]

Fashion Faux Pas.

Only fat guys are allowed to wear hawaiian shirts.

[ultimatejoeshmo]

he is kinda thexy himself.

[iansinsane321boom]

amazing

[flyguyjm04]

"kinda sexy"

I bet he's a virgin

[Saffryn]

Well he's a software engineer.

[robertoct]

I bet he is gay

[guyduncan27]

Gay and a virgin

[robertoct]

LOL

[philly1537]

fags are trying to rule the world

[guyduncan27]

Yeah 1 arse at a time...disturbingly sometimes more =|

[CasualJesus]

Kinda sexy, eh?

[Jashan17]

GOOGLE, LOL like 6th view!

[epirawr]

Google ftw.